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{"Content":{
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"Cast":["Phoebe","Frank","Alice","","Kathy","Chandler","Monica","Rachel","Ross","Phoebe Sr","Joey","Older Scientist","Another Tour Guide","Tour Guide","Another Scientist"],
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"Scenes":{
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"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
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"1":{
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"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! I can’t believe my little brother is married"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Oh I know!! (Both he and Alice squeal hysterically"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You guys, why didn’t you tell me you were eloping"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You guys, why didn’t you tell me you were eloping"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"‘Cause it just sorta happened, y’know we were at theNEWLINEcourthouse, we were having lunch"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like,NEWLINEHey! Y'know, we’re here, having lunch let’s get married"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, a year and a half ago I didn’t even know I had a brother, andNEWLINEnow I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay.NEWLINEStop it, don’t. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Alice","Line":"We’ve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we gotNEWLINEengaged, we thought we’d get a jump on things, y’know no one’s getting anyNEWLINEyounger"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"See the thing is umm, we’re not able to y’know, uh, conceive"},
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{"Character":"Alice","Line":"And we’ve tried everything, we’ve seen a bunch of doctors"},
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{"Character":"Alice","Line":"And we’ve tried everything, we’ve seen a bunch of doctors"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a babyNEWLINEis that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it intoNEWLINEanother girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(shocked) That’s a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravyNEWLINEboat"}]
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},
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"2":{
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"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Umm, (moves her hand’s down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can INEWLINEtake it to work with me"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, yeah, sure, it’s not mine anyway. It can with the pants"},
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{"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh! (They kiss and she leaves"},
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{"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh! (They kiss and she leaves"},
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{"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh! (They kiss and she leaves"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I am so jealous"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I am so jealous"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You guys are really right…there aren’t you"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes. Right where"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes. Right where"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes. Right where"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"In the beginning where y’know it’s all sex and talking and sexNEWLINEand talking and"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And the sex"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And the sex"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And the sex"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And the sex"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, we haven’t had sex yet. Okay, what’s the bigNEWLINEdeal? Y’know? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to theNEWLINEnext level"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Chandler that is so nice"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Chandler that is so nice"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That is really nice…lying! No way is that the reason"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why? Just because you’re not mature enough to understand somethingNEWLINElike that?"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, he’s right, I’m totally lying"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, he’s right, I’m totally lying"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, he’s right, I’m totally lying"},
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{"Character":"(Ross makes an I was right, and you weren’t face. And Rachel doesNEWLINERoss’s little I’m-flicking-you-off-but-I’m-not-giving-you-the-fingerNEWLINEbanging of the fists","Line":"Ross makes an I was right, and you weren’t face. And Rachel doesNEWLINERoss’s little I’m-flicking-you-off-but-I’m-not-giving-you-the-fingerNEWLINEbanging of the fists."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then what is it"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then what is it"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then what is it"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then what is it"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, Kathy’s last boyfriend was Joey"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And you’re afraid you won’t be able to…fill his shoes"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And you’re afraid you won’t be able to…fill his shoes"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, I’m afraid I won’t be able to make love as well as him"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I was going for the metaphor"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I was going for the metaphor"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, and I was saying the actual words"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, and I was saying the actual words"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So big deal, so Joey’s had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn’tNEWLINEmean he’s great in bed"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We share a wall! So either he’s great in bed, or she just likesNEWLINEto agree with him a lot"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sweetie, with you it’s gonna be different. The sex is gonna beNEWLINEgreat, ‘cause you-you guys are in love"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just go for it Chandler"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just go for it Chandler"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, you should"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, you should"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, you should, really"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, you should, really"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go on"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go on"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go on"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, all right, I’ll go sleep with my girlfriend. ButNEWLINEI’m just doing it for you guys"}]
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},
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"3":{
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"SceneDescription":" Phoebe Sr.’s house, there’s a knock on the door.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"It’s open! Come in"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m sorry, I’m late"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m sorry, I’m late"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Oh, that’s okay, it gave me time to finish glazing my nipples"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow! You really go all out when you’re expecting company"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow! You really go all out when you’re expecting company"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"No, I was working on my pottery"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didn’t know that you did…pot"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didn’t know that you did…pot"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Well, yeah, mostly nudes. It combines my two passions, pottery andNEWLINEerotica"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, erotiery"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, erotiery"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, erotiery"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, erotiery"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Hey! Okay! Well thanks for coming out to see me. I just-I justNEWLINEthought it would be a very good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person.NEWLINEY’know"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"I really don’t think it’s a very good idea, Phoebe"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Well, because you’d be giving up a baby, and I-I reallyNEWLINEdon’t—I don’t know if there’s anything I can say that could make youNEWLINEunderstand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to theNEWLINEcouch."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Don’t-don’t hurt theNEWLINEpuppy"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"No-no-no, the-the puppy’s yours"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"No-no-no, the-the puppy’s yours"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"No-no-no, the-the puppy’s yours"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I get a puppy!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I get a puppy!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Well, yeah! I mean yeah, but only for three days"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"I realise I don’t have any right to start get all parenty on youNEWLINEand everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isn’t paying attention and is busyNEWLINEmimicking the puppy.) uhh… Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy,NEWLINEit’s very important."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"I mean, I know what I’m talking about. I gave up two babies, andNEWLINEI only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terribleNEWLINEit is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret everyNEWLINEsingle day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, itNEWLINEwould be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppyNEWLINEagain, and not listening) I really shouldn’t have given you the puppy first"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, I’m sorry"}]
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},
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"4":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting onNEWLINEthe couch.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey, uh, I’m really, really sorry about what happened inNEWLINEthe cafeteria today"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It’s no big deal. Hey, y’know, you do what you gotta do. Right"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"But hey, it’s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides neverNEWLINEsit together"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. WhereNEWLINEyou work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the otherNEWLINEchefs, right"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, Ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal. Y’know you wear aNEWLINEwhite coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then soNEWLINEbe it. Y’know, hey I understand. Y’know? Hey, when I’m in a play andNEWLINEyou’re in the audience, I don’t talk to you, right? So it’s y’know,NEWLINEit’s uh, it’s cool. I’ll see you tomorrow. (Leaves"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but heNEWLINEdoes wave"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but heNEWLINEdoes wave"}]
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},
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"5":{
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"SceneDescription":" The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Older Scientist","Line":"Dr. Geller, there’s a seat over here. (Motions toNEWLINEan empty chair at the ‘white’ table."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I’m having my lunch at this table, hereNEWLINEin the middle. I’m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if he’llNEWLINEsit with me"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his tableNEWLINEand they shake hands."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is somethingNEWLINEunnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y’knowNEWLINEwhat I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people inNEWLINEblue blazers, and I ask myself, My God why?! Now, I say we shed these-theseNEWLINEcoats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coatNEWLINEand throws it down.) I’m Ross! I’m divorced, and I have a kid"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(stands up, and throws his coat on the floor) I’m Joey! I’m anNEWLINEactor! I don’t know squat about dinosaurs"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(stands up, and throws his coat on the floor) I’m Joey! I’m anNEWLINEactor! I don’t know squat about dinosaurs"},
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{"Character":"Another Tour Guide","Line":"(standing up and removing his coat) I’m Ted, and I justNEWLINEmoved here a month ago, and New York really scares me"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, there you go"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, there you go"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, there you go"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you hang in there Teddy"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you hang in there Teddy"},
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{"Character":"Older Scientist","Line":"I’m Andrew, and I didn’t pay for this pear"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, good-good for you"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, good-good for you"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, good-good for you"},
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{"Character":"Tour Guide","Line":"I’m Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these aren’tNEWLINEreal! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow, Rhonda"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow, Rhonda"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow, Rhonda"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow, Rhonda"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow, Rhonda"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow, Rhonda"},
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{"Character":"Another Scientist","Line":"I’m Scott"},
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{"Character":"Another Scientist","Line":"I’m Scott"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, okay, Scott"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, okay, Scott"},
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{"Character":"Another Scientist","Line":"And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 timesNEWLINEbefore I leave a room or my family will die"}]
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},
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"6":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It depends on who asked"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It depends on who asked"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What if I asked"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What if I asked"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What if I asked"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Mon, sure"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Mon, sure"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. (Pause) You’re not asking are you"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! Totally"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! Totally"},
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{"Character":"(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica","Line":"Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica."},
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{"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back toNEWLINEChandler"}]
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}
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}
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},
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