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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Rachel","Monica","Phoebe","Mrs. Green","","Woman","Ross"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachels babyNEWLINEshower.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So whats the final head count on my baby shower"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event whereNEWLINEtheres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care,NEWLINEas long as my moms here"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, your mother"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, your mother"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, your mother"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! My moms not gonna be here?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! My moms not gonna be here?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully bigNEWLINEcoincidence if she was"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well it wasnt my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well I dont, I dont have a mother so often I forget thatNEWLINEother people"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. (Pause) Neither is mine"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. (Pause) Neither is mine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, yknow what? Dont worry, okay? Well take care ofNEWLINEit. Well call her. Just go home and get ready"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I meanNEWLINEits my mom"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I meanNEWLINEits my mom"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know. I know, whats her number"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I dont know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I dont know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I dont know"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs.NEWLINEGreen.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am INEWLINEthe one who has to call her—Hello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, hello Monica"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, hello Monica"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, hello Monica"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but weve decided toNEWLINEthrow an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"I know, my daughters told me about it when they received theirNEWLINEimpromptu invitations a month ago"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, Im sorry. Im-Im so sorry"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, Im sorry. Im-Im so sorry"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, Im sorry. Im-Im so sorry"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please!NEWLINECan you come? Its today at four"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well all right. Ill see you at four"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well all right. Ill see you at four"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well all right. Ill see you at four"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thank you. (Hangs up."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thank you. (Hangs up."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Isnt it at three"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Isnt it at three"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Son of a bitch! (Calls Mrs. Green again."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Son of a bitch! (Calls Mrs. Green again."}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Rachels baby shower is underway. Monica and PhoebeNEWLINEare working in the kitchen.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hiNEWLINEMrs. Green"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Im so glad you could make it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could notNEWLINEfeel worse about it"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Try. Theres my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Try. Theres my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Shes still mad"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Shes still mad"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Shes still mad"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I know. Isnt it great? One less person we have to make smallNEWLINEtalk with"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, Sandras mad at you too. It-it doesnt bother you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, Sandras mad at you too. It-it doesnt bother you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No look, weve apologized twice! I cant do anymore than that.NEWLINEI know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. I can do that. (Pause) I gotta go powder my ass"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. I can do that. (Pause) I gotta go powder my ass"},
{"Character":"[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green","Line":"Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green","Line":"Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If INEWLINEdidnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on,NEWLINElets get some tea"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked yourNEWLINEnanny yet? Now I dont want you to use your housekeeper cause it would justNEWLINEsplit her focus"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have aNEWLINEhousekeeper"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have aNEWLINEhousekeeper"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get aNEWLINEnanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were aNEWLINEbaby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actuallyNEWLINEthink I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think thats your mothersNEWLINEcrazy."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, however great she was I just cant afford that"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"I just had the greatest idea! Im gonna come live with you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh-wh-what? What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh-wh-what? What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh-wh-what? What"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw,NEWLINElook at you. You have tears in your eyes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Yes I do"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Yes I do"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Yes I do"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Yes I do"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over toNEWLINEMonica and Phoebe.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why did you invite my mother?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"For how long"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"For how long"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"For how long"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with herNEWLINEis taxing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She cant hear you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She cant hear you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you dont want your mother to move in with you, just tellNEWLINEher"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have aNEWLINEbaby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! OhNEWLINEmy God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her youNEWLINEdont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Phoebe) This is great! Now shes gonna be mad at Rachel!NEWLINEYknow what? And Im just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter sheNEWLINEnever had"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! Its time toNEWLINEopen the presents"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opensNEWLINEshould be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important personNEWLINEin this room. And in the world"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well uh, I dont have a gift because I wasnt invitedNEWLINEuntil the last minute, but thank you so much for bringing that to everyonesNEWLINEattention"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How about you less important people, lets open your presents"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How about you less important people, lets open your presents"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How about you less important people, lets open your presents"},
{"Character":"(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her","Line":"Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her."},
{"Character":"(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her","Line":"Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mom thats okay that you didnt get you a gift"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Sweetheart I know youre gonna be terrific mom, I just thinkNEWLINEyou need a little help, especially at the beginning"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But mom, I really know what Im doing. I can handle this"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But mom, I really know what Im doing. I can handle this"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Really? Remember Twinkles"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Really? Remember Twinkles"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, come on Rach its present time! Yknow youre theNEWLINEglue thats holding this whole party together. Its kinda falling apart here"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, this is from your friend at work"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is! (Shes holding an itemNEWLINEwith a large suction cup connected to a yellow plastic box, with a long narrow tube andNEWLINEbottle connected the yellow part.) Wait a minute. That cant be right. Is that a beerNEWLINEbong for a baby"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Darling, thats a breast pump"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Darling, thats a breast pump"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Darling, thats a breast pump"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow!NEWLINEWhats this"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Its a diaper genie"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Its a diaper genie"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Its a diaper genie"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, it dispenses clean diapers"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, it dispenses clean diapers"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"No! Its where you put the dirty ones"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well thats gross, why dont you just take it outside andNEWLINEthrow it in a dumpster"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh youre gonna do that ten times a day"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh youre gonna do that ten times a day"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! IndianNEWLINEfood?"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No dear, thats what babies do"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No dear, thats what babies do"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No dear, thats what babies do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while youreNEWLINEtrotting out to the garbage ten times a day"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (EveryoneNEWLINEgasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You cant leave a baby alone"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You cant leave a baby alone"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You cant leave a baby alone"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You cant leave a baby alone"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh come—(Stutters)—Of course I know that. I mean of course youNEWLINEnever leave a baby alone! I mean who would—she wouldnt be safe as she would beNEWLINEwith me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presentsNEWLINEright now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybeNEWLINEopen them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts,NEWLINEand this basket is beautiful"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Its actually a bassinet."},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Its actually a bassinet."},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Its actually a bassinet."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay mommy, dont ever leave me. (Hugs her."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs.NEWLINEGreen have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Of course I am"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Of course I am"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of booksNEWLINEon pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about whatNEWLINEto do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and INEWLINEdont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No. Sweetie, youre gonna be fine. (Starts to get up."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No. Sweetie, youre gonna be fine. (Starts to get up."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Im going to the bathroom"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Im going to the bathroom"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs RachelNEWLINEwhile she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on theNEWLINEhugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder andNEWLINEglares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering, out of breath) Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering, out of breath) Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering, out of breath) Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I just Bamboozled Chandler! (Flexes in victory while everyone stares atNEWLINEhim.) Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not if you were here"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not if you were here"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not if you were here"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(excited) A <i>Play-Dough</i> Barber Shop"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! Shes gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo. (Sees thatNEWLINERoss isnt happy."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What—Youre not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman,NEWLINEbut there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"(entering from bathroom) Hi Ross"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"(entering from bathroom) Hi Ross"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"(entering from bathroom) Hi Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi roomie! (Hugs her and looks at Rachel."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to babyNEWLINEproof his apartment.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"…and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thoughtNEWLINEthey might be more at home in the garage"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well we…we dont have a garage"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well we…we dont have a garage"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Did I say garage? I meant garbage"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital thatNEWLINEyou live with us"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well Rachel needs help with the baby"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well Rachel needs help with the baby"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well Rachel needs help with the baby"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I do. I really do. I dont know anything"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im-Im sure thats not true"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im-Im sure thats not true"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its frightening"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its frightening"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! INEWLINEhave a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me INEWLINEtook care of him all the time, by myself"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Thats true. You do have another child"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Thats true. You do have another child"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"With another woman. Have you no control Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes INEWLINEwill be there to…to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I wantNEWLINEto do all those things"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well then you really dont need me to live with you"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well then you really dont need me to live with you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes! Yes, youre gonna be so missed"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes! Yes, youre gonna be so missed"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Youre gonna be a great father"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Youre gonna be a great father"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well youre gonna be a wonderful grandma. (They hug."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello?! I still dont know what the hell Im doing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello?! I still dont know what the hell Im doing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way.NEWLINEYoull—youre gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey!NEWLINEYou will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiledNEWLINEhelpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I hope youre going somewhere with this"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I hope youre going somewhere with this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look at you! What—Youre-youre this big executive! You areNEWLINEmuch more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonnaNEWLINEbe an incredible mother."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im telling you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im telling you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you. (Hugs him."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you. (Hugs him."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"All right you two, Im gonna get going"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out.NEWLINEIts like Im not here, which I almost wasnt"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe)NEWLINEWhat do I do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe)NEWLINEWhat do I do"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nothing! You have apologized to her like a million times and shesNEWLINEbeen nothing but terrible to you. And dont forget you just threw her daughterNEWLINEa lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower, and she hasnt even thanked you forNEWLINEit"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yknow what? Youre-youre right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yknow what? Youre-youre right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, Id tell her off"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and MonicaNEWLINEfollows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party withoutNEWLINEsaying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decentNEWLINEthing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But whatNEWLINEyoure during to me now is just plain spiteful"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thats right! Maybe its time you took a good hard look at aNEWLINEmirror young lady…old lady…lady"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Monica) Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Monica) Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you.NEWLINEGood day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunnedNEWLINEMrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You were fantastic! Im so proud of you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You were fantastic! Im so proud of you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah? Im proud of me too"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah? Im proud of me too"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should be"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should be"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should be"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
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