startrek-ml/Data/Friends/ToConvert/The One With The Butt.html.json

{"Content":{
	"Cast":["Rachel","Chandler","Phoebe","(The lights dim","Ross","Joey","All","Monica","<i>Aurora","<i></i>Chandler","Aurora","<i></i>Joey","<i>Chandler","<i></i>All","<i></i>Monica","<font size=3>Monica"],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's toNEWLINEstart.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey'sNEWLINEpicture! This is so exciting"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before.NEWLINENotice, no fear, no sense of impending doom.."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it'sNEWLINEnot just <i>Freud</i>, it's <i>Freud!</i"},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen"},
				{"Character":"(The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient","Line":"The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say,NEWLINEyour pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, kids."},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is...NEWLINEjust a line"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and youNEWLINEhaven't asked me how my date went"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her. She's had theNEWLINEmost amazing life! She was in the Israeli army.."},
				{"Character":"(A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted byNEWLINEitalics","Line":"A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted byNEWLINEitalics."},
				{"Character":"<i>Aurora","Line":"...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made itNEWLINEto the border, but just barely, and I- ...I've been talking about myself all night long,NEWLINEI'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.</i"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and INEWLINErode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and INEWLINErode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>Chandler","Line":"We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more orNEWLINEless"},
				{"Character":"<i>Aurora","Line":"...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon. </i"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"'We' would be me and Rick"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"'We' would be me and Rick"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>Joey","Line":"Who's Rick"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>Joey","Line":"Who's Rick"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>Joey","Line":"Who's Rick"},
				{"Character":"<i>Chandler","Line":"Who's Rick?</i"},
				{"Character":"<i>Chandler","Line":"Who's Rick?</i"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"My husband"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"My husband"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"My husband"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>All","Line":"Ooooohhh"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>All","Line":"Ooooohhh"},
				{"Character":"<i>Chandler","Line":"Oh, so you're divorced?</i"},
				{"Character":"<i>Chandler","Line":"Oh, so you're divorced?</i"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed?...Hopefully"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, I'm still married"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, I'm still married"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, I'm still married"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about youNEWLINEsitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the changeNEWLINEin my pocket"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okayNEWLINEwith Ethan"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>All","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>All","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>All","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>All","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"<i>Chandler","Line":"So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship doNEWLINEyou imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?</i"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"I suppose mainly sexual"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"I suppose mainly sexual"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"I suppose mainly sexual"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Hm"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Hm"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Hm"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>Monica","Line":"Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't youNEWLINElisten to the story"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could youNEWLINEget involved with a woman like this"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way INEWLINElook at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and noneNEWLINEof the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going outNEWLINEwith someone else"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I couldn't do it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I couldn't do it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I couldn't do it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I couldn't do it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good for you, Joey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good for you, Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"When I'm with a woman, I need to <em>know</em> that I'm going out withNEWLINEmore people than she is"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean,NEWLINEanthropologically speaking"},
				{"Character":"(They all pretend to fall asleep","Line":"They all pretend to fall asleep."},
				{"Character":"(They all pretend to fall asleep","Line":"They all pretend to fall asleep."},
				{"Character":"(They all pretend to fall asleep","Line":"They all pretend to fall asleep."},
				{"Character":"(They all pretend to fall asleep","Line":"They all pretend to fall asleep."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We're kidding. C'mon, tell us"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We're kidding. C'mon, tell us"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah! C'mon"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah! C'mon"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah! C'mon"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Alright, alright, alright..."},
				{"Character":"(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her","Line":"Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whaddya think? Today's the big day"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don'tNEWLINEever tell me what you did in there"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler enters with the phone","Line":"Chandler enters with the phone."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler enters with the phone","Line":"Chandler enters with the phone."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"C'mon, we're roommates! (He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runsNEWLINEback out.) My eyes!! My eyes!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I warned you.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I warned you.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I warned you.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I warned you.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I warned you.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I warned you.."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel enters from her room","Line":"Rachel enters from her room."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel enters from her room","Line":"Rachel enters from her room."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who is being loud"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things,NEWLINEAurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you got the whole night, huh"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you got the whole night, huh"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you got the whole night, huh"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (HeNEWLINEstarts to raid the fridge."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in aNEWLINErelationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of yourNEWLINElife? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted aboutNEWLINEthirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door?NEWLINE(He has armloads of stuff."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remindNEWLINEyou to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that."}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"God, I love these fingers.."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy theyNEWLINEare"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"(moves Chandler's arm and look at his watch.) Oh my God, I'm late. (SheNEWLINEstarts to get up."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. (He kisses her and pulls herNEWLINEback down."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. (He kisses her and pulls herNEWLINEback down."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Don't go"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Don't go"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay. Oh no, I have to"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay. Oh no, I have to"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to himself) Too bad, she's leaving"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"(getting up and dressing) I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"(getting up and dressing) I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"It's not Rick"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"It's not Rick"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"It's not Rick"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, it's-it's Andrew."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, it's-it's Andrew."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, it's-it's Andrew."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regretNEWLINEasking the following question, but- And Andrew is"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"He's... new"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"He's... new"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"He's... new"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"He's... new"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick,NEWLINEEthan and myself"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, that's not exactly what I was."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, that's not exactly what I was."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So what do you want"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So what do you want"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So what do you want"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So what do you want"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"You have me"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"You have me"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nono, just you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nono, just you"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Whaddyou mean"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Whaddyou mean"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Whaddyou mean"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Lose the other guys"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Lose the other guys"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"...Like, ...all of them"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"...Like, ...all of them"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"C'mon, we're great together, why not"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, andNEWLINElaugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight INEWLINEthought that's what you wanted too"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys,NEWLINEy'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy.NEWLINEActually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizesNEWLINEand breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out!NEWLINEGet out!"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So... which one of the two guys will you listen to"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So... which one of the two guys will you listen to"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So... which one of the two guys will you listen to"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactlyNEWLINElet each other finish.."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Which one"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Which one"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Which one"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Which one"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...The second guy"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...The second guy"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"(gets up to leave) Well, call me if you change your mind"},
				{"Character":"(She kisses him, he holds her, and kisses her passionately","Line":"She kisses him, he holds her, and kisses her passionately."},
				{"Character":"(She kisses him, he holds her, and kisses her passionately","Line":"She kisses him, he holds her, and kisses her passionately."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sorry, the first guy runs the lips"},
				{"Character":"(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed","Line":"She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica's Bedroom, she's lying in bed wide awake.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"<font size=3>Monica","Line":"(hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) <em>If it bothers youNEWLINEthat much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't haveNEWLINEto prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them,NEWLINEand then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help! </em>(She buries her headNEWLINEin her pillow.) </font"}]
			}
		}
	},
	"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Butt.html"}