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<h1 align="center">The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies</h1>
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<hr>
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<p>Written by: Michael Curtis & Greg Malins<br>
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Transcribed by: <a href="mailto:mmatting@indiana.edu"><font size="3">Mindy Mattingly
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Phillips</font></a> <br>
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With Minor Adjustments by: <a href="mailto:Ericaasen1@aol.com">Eric Aasen</a></p>
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<hr>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, everyone except Chandler is playing poker.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (entering) Hey.</p>
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<p><b>All:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> So how was Joan?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I broke up with her. </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Don’t tell me, because of the big nostril thing?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Come on, they were not that huge.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I'm tellin' you, she leaned back; I could see her brain.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most
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superficial insignificant things?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hold it, hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first
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moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser,
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but she had the biggest Adam's apple. It made me nuts.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (To Ross) You or me?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> You guys are messing with me, right?</p>
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<p><b>All:</b> Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, "whoa."</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is getting Ross and Chandler a beer.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Maureen Rosilla.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> "’Cause she doesn’t hate Yanni," is not a real reason.</p>
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<p>(There’s a knock on the door.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (opening the door) Hello, Mr. Heckles.</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Heckles:</b> You're doing it again.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> We're not doing anything.</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Heckles:</b> You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> You don't have birds.</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Heckles:</b> I could have birds.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Heckles:</b> Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> All right, bye-bye.</p>
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<p>(Monica closes the door.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about
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being picky.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> We'll give you Janice.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I miss Janice though. (Imitating Janice) "Hello, Chandler
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Bing."</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (doing Janice) "Oh, my, god."</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (doing Janice) "Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There,
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faster!" (He turns around and everyone is staring at him.)</p>
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<p>(Mr. Heckles bangs on his ceiling.) </p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Stop with the broom, we're not making noise.</p>
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<p>(She stomps in protest. Heckles bangs again, which is answered by Monica and Rachel.
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Heckles bangs yet again, which is answered by everyone. There is no response.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> We won. We won!</p>
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<p>[Cut to a man wrapped up on a sheet being wheeled out on a gurney with the gang and Mr.
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Treeger looking on.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Mr. Heckles.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> How did this happen?</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Treeger:</b> He musta been sweeping. They found a broom in his hand.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> That's terrible.</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Treeger:</b> I know. I was sweeping yesterday. It coulda been me.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Sure, you coulda. You never know.</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Treeger:</b> You never know.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, the next day everyone is eating dinner.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building.
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(Screaming) Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ok, Phoebe.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. (Everyone groans) That's fine.
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Go ahead and scoff. You know there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that
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doesn't mean they're not true.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Such as?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Nah. Not really.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You don't believe in evolution?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a,
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it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Too easy? Too...The process of every living thing on this planet evolving
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over millions of years from single-celled organisms, is-is too easy?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, I just don't buy it.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is
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scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ok, don't get me started on gravity.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You uh, you don't believe in gravity?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you
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know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled
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down as I am being pushed.</p>
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<p>(There’s a knock on the door.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Uh-Oh. It's Isaac Newton, and he's pissed.</p>
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<p>(Monica opens the door.)</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Treeger:</b> There she is. And over there, that's the other one. This is Mr.
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Buddy Boyle, Mr. Heckles' attorney. He'd like to talk to you.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> What can we do for you?</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Boyle:</b> All right, kids. Here's the deal. According to my client's will, he
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wants to leave all his earthly possessions to "The noisy girls in the apartment above
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mine."</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Well, what about his family?</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Boyle:</b> He didn't have any.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ok, so let's talk money.</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Boyle:</b> All right, there was none. Let's talk signing. (To Monica) You be
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noisy girl number one, (To Rachel) you be noisy girl number two.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean,
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isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?</p>
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<p>[Scene: Mr. Heckles’ apartment, the gang is looking over Monica and Rachel’s
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inheritance.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Have you ever seen so much crap?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Check this out. Can I have this? (It’s a giant magnifying glass on a
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stand.)</p>
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<p>[Cut to Phoebe and Ross.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> How can you not believe in evolution?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I can tell you,
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we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of
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different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Really? You can actually see it?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You bet. In the U.S., China, Africa, all over.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> See, I didn't know that.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, there you go.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (holding a book) Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of
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Grievances."</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with
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a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home
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with the dry-cleaning. Well that's excellent.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. (She’s holding a lamp made from
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seashells.) Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Rache, I think we have enough regular lamps.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girlie clock or
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anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool. (It’s a girl in a bikini and
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pasties standing behind an alarm clock.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> It doesn't go with any of my stuff.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, what about my stuff?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> You don't have any stuff.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> No.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who
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rents a room.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Mmmmm.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ok, while you "mmm" on it for awhile, I'm gonna go find a
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place for my new lamp.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Ok, Pheebs. (He’s holding two little toys.) See how I'm making these
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little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable
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thumbs?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Please tell me you're joking.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No, no, Pheebs, we can't, ok, because—</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you?
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No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the
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microscope.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (To Chandler) Is there blood coming out of my ears?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Check it out, check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Wow, he looks so normal.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> He's even kind of cute.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid
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in school."</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Funniest? Heckles? </p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> That's what it says.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Wow, Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I. (There’s a
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banging coming from upstairs.) He was right. Would you listen to that?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I'd call that excessive.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Whoa! </p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. And he was in
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the scale modeler’s club, and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thought they
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were cool.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> So, you were both dorks. Big deal.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I just think it's weird, you know? (The banging is back.) Heckles and
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me, Heckles, and me, me and Heckles… (He picks up the broom and bangs on the ceiling)
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Would you knock it off? (Everyone stares) (Realizes) Bah! (He throws the broom down.)</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: Mr. Heckles’ Apartment, Chandler is in one of Heckles’ old robes and
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sitting on the couch.]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (entering) Have you been here all night?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Look at this. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with.
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Look what he wrote on them. (As he mentions each name and description, he hands a picture
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to Joey.) Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, too smart, makes noise when she
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eats. This is, this is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30
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years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit
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Junction.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come
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on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I
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dumped her because she pronounced it ‘supposably?’</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> How do you know that? How?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm
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gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me
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over for holidays?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what
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if we're at her folks' place?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, I understand.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo? Supposably.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, Chandler enters, picks up the phone, and dials.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (on phone) Hi, it's me.</p>
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<p><b>Janice:</b> Oh, my, god.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is telling everyone about his phone call.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Janice? You called Janice?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes, Janice. Why is that so difficult for you to comprehend?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You remember Janice, right?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me.
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Janice is my last chance to have somebody.</p>
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<p><b>Janice:</b> (entering and pregnant) Helloo!!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh…my…God!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (To Chandler) Geez, look how fat she got.</p>
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<p><b>Janice:</b> Hey, it's everybody.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Janice, you're…</p>
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<p><b>Janice:</b> Yes, I am.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Is it…</p>
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<p><b>Janice:</b> Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. You are looking at a married
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lady now. (She shows everyone her ring.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Congratulations.</p>
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<p><b>Janice:</b> Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> You couldn't have told me about this on the phone?</p>
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<p><b>Janice:</b> And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her
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fun.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Rachel is reading and admiring her new lamp.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Hide the Lamp.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Monica, let it go.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.</p>
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<p>(Ross enters carrying a briefcase.)</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts.
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A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just
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saying that it's one of the possibilities.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> It's the only possibility, Phoebe.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? (Holding her
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thumb and forefinger close together) Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the
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world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all
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thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole
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mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that
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you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?
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(Monica and Rachel are intrigued.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> There might be…a teeny…tiny…possibility.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I can't believe you caved.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't
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agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work
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tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to
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face yourself? (Ross slowly closes the briefcase and walks out hugging it.) Oh! That was
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fun. So who's hungry?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I am. Let me just get my coat.</p>
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<p>(As Monica puts on her coat she knocks over and breaks the seashell lamp.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (running into the living room) What happened?! What happened?!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on
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my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, please, Monica. You've always hated my lamp, and then, all of a
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sudden, it's just magically broken?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Phoebe, tell her!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want
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to believe you.</p>
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<p>(Chandler enters.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Neat. I'm gonna die alone.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ok, you win.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Uh huh. Why is that?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know,
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a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man
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with a Snake, y’know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies,
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kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man,"
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they'll shout!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> You have got to get over this. You're not gonna end up alone.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out
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with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever
|
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gone out with.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> You are not a freak. You're a guy.</p>
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|
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> She's right. She's right. You are no different than the rest of them.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes he is. You are totally different.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> In a bad way?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys
|
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don't even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and
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||
intimate with someone.</p>
|
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|
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah. You're not gonna end up alone.</p>
|
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with
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someone!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> You made it!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You're there!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> You are ready to make a commitment!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Whoa! Don't know about that.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Mr. Heckles’ Apartment, everyone is finishing cleaning up the apartment as
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Monica walks up to Rachel carrying the girlie clock.]</p>
|
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|
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?</p>
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|
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<p><b>Monica:</b> No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll
|
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look good in our apartment.</p>
|
||
|
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Thank you.</p>
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<p>(The clock sounds it’s alarm by whistling and having the girl shake her hips.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> That's fine.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow
|
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night. This woman Alison, from work, she's great. She's pretty. She's smart. And uh, I've
|
||
been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head.
|
||
But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.</p>
|
||
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||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I'll take that.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> You want his yearbook?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, yeah. Some people said some nice things about him. I think
|
||
somebody should have it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this
|
||
apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few
|
||
moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but he was a person. (She
|
||
ends up standing behind the magnifying glass and everyone is laughing.) (Realizes.)You're
|
||
all going to hell.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> It's really not that big!</p>
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<p>(Joey grabs the magnifying glass and walks out.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (To Joey) Takin' that with you, huh?</p>
|
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|
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh, yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You comin'?</p>
|
||
|
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, just second. (Ross exits and Chandler picks up the broom and
|
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leans it up against the wall.) Good-bye Mr. Heckles. (He turns off the lights.) We'll try
|
||
to keep it down.</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Ending Credits</strong></p>
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|
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<p>[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler is on his date with Allison.]</p>
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|
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<p><b>Allison:</b> Oh, my major was totally useless. I mean, how often do you look in the
|
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classifieds and see "Philosopher wanted?"</p>
|
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|
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Sure. (In his head.) <i>My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this
|
||
big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work.
|
||
All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her:
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||
Nice smile, good dresser…Big head, big head, big head</i>!</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>End</strong></p>
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