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<h1 align="center">The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know</h1>
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<font size="3"><i>
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</i></font><p><font size="3"><i></i>Originally written by <br>
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Transcribed by: </font><a href="http://www.livesinabox.com/friends/season2/josh.html">Josh Hodge</a><br>
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With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein.<i><br>
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</i></p>
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<hr>
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<font size="3">
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<p align="left">[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler enter with
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Chandler covering his eyes and Joey leading him.]<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Alright, no peeking. No peeking, no peeking, no peeking.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Alright open your eyes. [opens his eyes to see two black leather recliners and a big
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screen TV]<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Sweet mother of all that is good and pure.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Huh? <i>Days of our Lives</i> picked up my option.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Congratulations!<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: I know.<br>
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<br>
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<a>chandler</a>: Now we can finally watch <i>Green Acres</i> the way it was meant to be
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seen.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Uh-huh.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine?<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one
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of the chairs] Not that one.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: [sits down] Ohh yes.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: [sits down] Ohh yeah, that's the stuff.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: [reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare?<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: We dare.<br>
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<br>
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BOTH: [both extend the footrests] Aaahhhh. [both recline their chairs] AAAAHHHHHH.<br>
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<br>
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<font size="4"><b>OPENING TITLES</b></font><br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting in their recliners
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watching TV. Monica, Ross, and Phoebe are there.]<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV
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with your feet up.<br>
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<br>
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<a>CHANDLER</a>: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the
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wild.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: This screen is amazing, I mean Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.<br>
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<br>
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ALL: Woah!<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she?<br>
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<br>
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[Rachel enters]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Hi you guys.<br>
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<br>
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ALL: Hey.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Hey you.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Hey you. [they stand together in front of the TV.]<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER and JOEY: Woah, hey, yo. [Rachel and Ross move]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Really? Mine too.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Hey cool, mine too.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you
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tonight.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: OK. [they go to kiss but everyone's watching so Ross just kisses her on the top of
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her head and leaves]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Bye guys.<br>
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<br>
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ALL: Bye.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: [walks up to Rachel in front of the TV] Tonight?<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey, yo. [they move from out of in front of the TV]<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: What's tonight?<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: It is our first official date. Our first date.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Uh, hello.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Hi.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words
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trigger anything for you?<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. This is our first date.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Yes but my mom got me this job.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: OK, I can be a waitress, I can be a waitress.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. See Phoebe, Phoebe.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Really Phoebs? Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. This can't
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be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing.<br>
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<br>
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<a>PHOEBE</a>: I can <i>be</i> a waitress. OK watch this. Um, gimme two number ones, 86
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the bacon, one Adam and Eve on a raft and rick'em, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: It's James Bond.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Sorry we're late.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told
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she was.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Dr. Burke, it, it's me.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Monica? My God you used to be so. . . I mean you, you, you, you must have lost
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like. . . You look great.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. [Phoebe just giggles when they shake] So, how ya
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been?<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: I've been great, just great. How have you been? [tilting her head]<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Oh, well obviously you know Barbara and I split up, otherwise you wouldn't have
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done the head tilt.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: The head tilt?<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a
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sympathetic head tilt. [demonstrating] 'How ya doin'? You OK?'<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: I'm sorry.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm
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OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm
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fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the
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divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: [her and Phoebe tilt their heads] Oh, that's too bad.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: [bobbing his head] I'll survive.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still in their chairs watching TV. Chandler
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is ordering a pizza.]<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19,
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ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for
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you. OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: What if we have to pee?<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: I'll cancel the sodas.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are in the kitchen.]<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: But they're so dull, they're all opthamologists.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: You're an opthamologist.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Only because my parents wanted me to be, I wanted to be a sherrif.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get
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it, no I get it, you stay out there.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: See.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um,
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kabob emergency.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this.
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[grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses?
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[everyone laughs]<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: You are so smitten.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: I am not.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten. You should ask him out.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: So. You two are totally into each other.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked?<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a
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little. . . hard to follow.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.<br>
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<br>
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[They start kissing.]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Monica.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Honey, I'm just checking.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Oh.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Monica.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Mon.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Monica.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Mon.<br>
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<br>
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[Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're
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on Rachel's butt. Rachel starts laughing.]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: What, what.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: I'm sorry. Oh God, I'm sorry, it's just that when you moved your hands down to my
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butt, it was like woah, Ross's hands are on my butt. Sorry.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: And that's, that's funny why?<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya
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know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: I, I know it's big, I just didn't know it was uh, ha-ha big.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: OK. [start kissing again and Rachel starts lauging again]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the
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last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm
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not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: No see now, now I can't because uh, I'm feeling too self conscious.<br>
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<br>
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</p>
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<p>RACHEL: Just one cheek.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Nuh, uh, the moment's gone.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: That's romantic.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: C'mon touch it.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: No.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh, come on squeeze it.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: No.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Rub it.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: No.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.]<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Wow, look at that. The car is on fire, yet somehow it's expensive paint job is
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protected by the Miracle Wax.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]<br>
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<br>
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[Ross enters]<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Hi.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: What're you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel?<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: That was 14 hours ago.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: So how'd it go?<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Oh. Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she
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started laughin'?<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and my flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her
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chin.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: She laughed at you?<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Yeah. I don't know, I've been wanting this since like ninth grade typing, ya know.
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And I just want it to be perfect and right and. . . why isn't that laser beam cutting
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through the paint?<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: It's the Miracle Wax.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: It certainly is a miracle.<br>
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<br>
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[Rachel enters]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Hi you guys.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Hey.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Hi. Listen, I was um, thinkin' about. . .<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower
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your voice.<br>
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<br>
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[Rachel and Ross go out in the hall]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: OK, listen, I'm sorry about last night and I really want to make it up to you.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and
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then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Humm, that sounds, I don't, perfect.<br>
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<br>
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[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown
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at it]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: What's this.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Could you get us a couple of beers?<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: I'm going to look into your eyes now.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Really.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now
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look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good.
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Those are good eyes.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Good, they feel good, in my head.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: So, it's great to see ya.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: You too.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: You too.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: OK, um. Goodbye.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Drops!<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: What?<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Thanks. So, I guess I better be going.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Oh, OK, yeah. I'll see ya later.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Thanks again.<br>
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<br>
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[He kisses her on the cheek, she returns the kiss, then they embrace in a full on kiss]<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still watching TV. Phoebe stands in front
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of the TV.]<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: We have got to get you lazy boys out of these chairs.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey, woah, hey, woah.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OH.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: She's one of us now.<br>
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<br>
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[Rachel and Ross enter]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Hi you guys.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Hey.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Well we just wanted to stop by and uh, say goodnight.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Goodnight.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Look at that, they won't even turn their heads.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: [uses a dentist mirror to see] Naa, she's lyin'.<br>
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<br>
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[Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered]<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Stop sending food to our apartment.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Well, why're you all dressed up?<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: What? You have a date? Who with?<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: No one.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: C'mon, what's his name?<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Nothing.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Come on, tell me.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get
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all big-brothery and judgmental.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Oh, I promise, what.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: It's Richard Burke.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why,
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why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most
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sophisticated, sexiest men I've ever been with.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Doctor Burke is sexy?<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL and PHOEBE: Oh God, absolutely.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: [his beeper goes off] It's the museum again, can I, oh.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Ya know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: When?<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me
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from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Oh you are so lucky.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: I know.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: [on the phone] Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that
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display. No. No. No, n, homo-habilus was erect, australopithicus was never fully erect.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Well maybe he was nervous.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross is fixing a display, Rachel is waiting patiently.]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use
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tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give
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him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just
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it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: It's OK, it's fine.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: KARL!<br>
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<br>
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[Ross leaves to find Karl. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display
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models.]<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's
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showing her the pictures in his wallet.]<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Wow, is that Michelle?<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Yep.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so
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dru. . . motional.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: I thought she just had one.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: No no. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Here. You know, the
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other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Now in all fairness his
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other grandpa's a drunk but still. . .<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Oh, you're a grandpa.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Yeah. Are we nuts here?<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a
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whole person who can drink older than you.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Yeah.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: So.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: So maybe we should just. . .<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Yeah, yeah, maybe.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Wow, this really sucks.<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: Yeah, it sure does. [they hug and it turns into a passionate kiss]<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?<br>
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<br>
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DR. BURKE: No, no, there's no rush or anything.<br>
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<br>
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[knock at the door]<br>
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<br>
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DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Rach.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: I'm done.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do
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it another night?<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: No, no, we won't.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: We won't?<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: [grabs a fur pelt] C'mon.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: OK, that's dead right?<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: The museum planetarium. Ross and Rachel enter on stage.]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: What is this? What are we doing?<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Shh. Do you want cran-apple or cran-grape?<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Grape.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: [spreads the pelt on the floor] OK, now, sit. OK. [he starts the music system]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh, God.<br>
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<br>
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[The stereo system booms out 'Billions of years ago. . .'. Ross gets up and changes it to
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music.]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Sorry.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is
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Ursa Major.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Really?<br>
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<br>
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</p>
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</font><p align="left"><font size="3">ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: You're not laughing.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: This time it's not so funny.<br>
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<br>
|
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[They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in
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his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh, thank God.<br>
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<br>
|
|
[Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the
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display under a fur.]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Hi.<br>
|
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<br>
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RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you.<br>
|
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<br>
|
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ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah.<br>
|
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<br>
|
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RACHEL: What?<br>
|
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<br>
|
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ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them]<br>
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<br>
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<font size="4"><b>CLOSING CREDITS</b></font><br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching <i>Beavis
|
|
and Butthead</i>.]<br>
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<br>
|
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[they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off]<br>
|
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<br>
|
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JOEY: Is that the fire alarm?<br>
|
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<br>
|
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CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time.<br>
|
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<br>
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JOEY: Cool. </font></p>
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