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<p align="center"><b><font size="6">The One With The Boob Job</font></b></p>
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<p>Transcribed by: r3v3LaT1oN with corrections and additional information by <a href="mailto:email@friendscinema.com">Keith
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Owen</a></p>
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<hr>
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<p>[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through
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some papers.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Did you see our bank statement? Can this be right?</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this
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since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened
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to all our money?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more
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than we're bringing in.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't
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ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was
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y'know... finding gold.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big
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a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe
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next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's
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refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda
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and beer?</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: No! We're not borrowing money.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Why not?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one
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thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the
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pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get
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us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.</p>
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<p align="center"><b>Opening Credits</b></p>
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<p align="left">[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished
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watching a movie on television.]</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: I'm gonna go. (He kisses Phoebe on the cheek)</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Why??</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: I haven't been home in a couple of days and I need to get some
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more clothes.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: I put that tube top on as a joke.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: I want you to stay.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these
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boxers as I can..</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Why don't you turn them inside ou...</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Done it. (Phoebe becomes a little more subdued) I'll be back in
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a couple of hours.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: I'll miss you.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You
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know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Great! Ok...I'll go get the tube top.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment
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now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because
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when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say "Hell
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yeah!"</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: So we're doing it?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike
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kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Yeah!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!"
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"Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!"
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It's gonna be fun!</p>
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<p>[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica enters.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Hey Joey!</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will
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never get back to Chandler.</p>
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<p>(Joey frowns...then looks as if he understands)</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler
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is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good...(He winks)...But wrong.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But
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that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money
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is always a mistake.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: But Chandler lent you money!</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Oh...how much?</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Two thousand dollars?</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Yeah...</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: That's right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel
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enters)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Hi you guys!</p>
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<p><b>Joey & Monica</b>: Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Oo...what's in the bag?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that
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this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff
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to baby-proof the apartment.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know,
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when I was a kid it was like.. "Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!"
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or er.. "Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!" Huh!</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Anyway erm, are you going to get a handyman to install this
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stuff?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic
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laugh.)</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: You're gonna do it?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Oh, women can. You can't.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: You're a pig. And you can't do this.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: The hardware store is right down the street.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: There is a hardware store right down the street?</p>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch. Phoebe
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and Mike enters.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Phoebe and I are moving in together.</p>
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<p><b>Monica, Chandler, Ross</b>: Congratulations!/Good for you!/Great!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy
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before.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't
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steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would
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look like" (Looks at Chandler)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Yeah.... she's not so cute.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Okay, well you put down the toilet seat.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Yes dear.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Is that a bit you guys do?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Uh huh...we're playing you two.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Yes dear.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's
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great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: I hear wedding bells.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him.
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You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure!
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Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress
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that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that
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house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can
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send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to
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be a soccer mom!</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: You ready to go?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Yeah! You bet roomy!</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Don't you mean..groomy?</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: What are you talking about?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they
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have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs
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nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: China patterns!!!!!</p>
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<p>[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater
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sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more)</p>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler sits on the couch. Joey sits at the round table]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Hey Joe!</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica
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anything about it.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods)
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Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Yeah, I know.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: What? What do you mean you know?</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working
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and the economy is bad.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Oh! Right.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: (to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey
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begins writing a cheque)</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much
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your rent is. (shrugs)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Oh ok.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: (To himself) I am on <b>fire</b>!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b> (Stands up and walks to Joey): Listen...this is really nice.
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Do you... (sees his chequebook) Did you write a cheque to Monica for two thousand
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dollars? Did Monica borrow money from you?</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Err... Kind of.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money
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problems?</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Oh no no no no no... It wasn't... It wasn't because of your money
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problems, it was for something for her.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: What?</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Something personal.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that
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she wouldn't tell me about?</p>
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<p>(Woman with huge breasts cuts across them. Takes Joey's coffee)</p>
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<p><b>Woman</b>: Excuse me.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Boob job.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Well it's...It's not <i>that</i> crazy okay? Making them smaller,
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that would be crazy.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff.]</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy"
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joke.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase
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it's a play on the word roomy.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna
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say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together,
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you're not expecting a proposal, right?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See
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where it goes.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever
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go.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: What do you mean?</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get
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married again.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Oh. Wow.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind
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of lost faith in the whole idea.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Was it really that bad?</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: At one point near the end she deliberately defecated.....</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different
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with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once
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in the ocean.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first
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time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: But it's just...</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married
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again.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Oh!</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving
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in together isn't the best idea.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to
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make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you
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start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Trust me, I will never...</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Yeah I get that.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is flipping through magazines. Handyman is
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installing things. Monica enters.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: So you gave in and decided to call someone?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.</p>
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<p><b>Handyman</b>: You're all set. (picks up his bag and starts to leave)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh
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wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)</p>
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<p><b>Handyman</b>: Thanks.....</p>
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<p>(Chandler enters)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Hey Rach! There she is...My perfectly proportioned wife.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Thank you?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one
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thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not...<i>
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two</i>... single things.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something
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bad?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for
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your form.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Ok..You know the old classics you know,You look nice? They're
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still ok.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks
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nice. I want to compliment your <i>body</i>. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At
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all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Okay...</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger
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would you? Don't answer that.</p>
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<p>(He leaves)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting
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to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: No you really think that's what it is?</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!"
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"Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high
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school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change.
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Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna
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lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!</p>
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<p>[Scene:Ross's apartment. Phoebe is at the door.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Hi</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can
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see for all hanging out but to come to my home!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Why?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Mike doesn't ever wanna get married.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Never?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Never.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: wow, are you still going to move in with him?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't
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really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything.
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That marriage stinks!</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight
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and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: That's not how you really feel is it?</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right
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now but I can't help it. I love marriage.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Seriously? You divorce-o?</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: If you have to call me name, I prefer "Ross the Divorcer".
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It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love
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to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before
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she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: It's ok that's how you feel.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you
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guys have so much fun and you love Mike.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: I do love Mike.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before,
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and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Yeah I guess you're right. Yeah thanks. This helped. Thanks.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: The Divorcer, to the rescue!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: It's not cooler.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Yeah I just hurt it.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets
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it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot
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be opened.]</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot
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be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the
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toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) <b>So I can't do anything I like????</b></p>
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<p>[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters. Rachel and monica
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are seated at the table.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Hey Rach! Ah........ Perfection. (kisses monica) Wouldn't
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change a thing. Not a thing.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Honey?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Yeah?</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: About that? Erm...I'm going to change.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: But honey you don't have to.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: I'm going to get bigger!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Argh. fascist</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it
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or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get
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bigger too.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: <b>your ass</b>?!?!?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger
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too!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: They...<i>do</i> that?</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: It's kind of a package deal!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: I thought I was something that we both wanted!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able
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to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going
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to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little
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present that's shooting out of her!?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: (sedated) What?</p>
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<p>[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no
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avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob
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job?</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Because she is!</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!</p>
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<p><b>Monica, Rachel, Chandler</b>: It's over/Joe!</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting
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any bigger?</p>
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<p>[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike
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are also there.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Hey! What do you guys think about this. "Ross: The Divorce-Force".</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Better.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Very cool.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me
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the other day and I hope I was a little helpful.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised
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I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: What do you mean?</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught
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up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly
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picture yourself in a Volvo?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: They are awfully boxy...</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so...
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normal.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Uh huh.</p>
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<p>(Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the door)</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: Hey hey, can I help?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored
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a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where
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it gets <i>really</i> tricky.</p>
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<p><b>Ross</b>: You know sometimes your words... they hurt.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. (She suddenly lets
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go) I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these
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guys.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Just one last time erm... the marriage thing... there's no wiggle
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room? None at all?</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: No but... You don't want to get married either right?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Right. Except that I do want to get married.</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: (voice strained) Couldn't have this conversation down at the truck
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huh?</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: You wanna get married?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Someday.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Aaaaand....... hernia.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt
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I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of
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the regular stuff.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: But if you wanna get married why didn't you say something before?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love
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you, and I wanted to live with you.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't
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know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever
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gonna happen.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your
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mind about marriage.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Are you gonna change yours?</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: No.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what
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I want.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: But I don't want this to end.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: I don't want it to end either.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff
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packed up.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe</b>: Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Mike</b>: Ok... so...(They hug) Goodbye.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler/Joey/Rachel/Monica</b>: Bye bye Mike!/Cya mike!/Bye mike!/Bye bye
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now!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel</b>: I'm so sorry Pheebs.</p>
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<p><b>Monica</b>: We're all sorry... (They have a group hug)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler</b>: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live
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with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)</p>
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<p align="center"><b>Ending Credits</b></p>
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<p>[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is struggling with the fridge. He finally gets
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it open and falls on the floor]</p>
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<p><b>Joey</b>: AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright... (He takes a box out, about
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to close fridge, then thinks.) Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll
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be able to get in here again!</p>
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