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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Written by
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Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Morning, roomie!</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey! You remembered to put clothes
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Fifth day's a charm.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back
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here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey, it's great having you back. You
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know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach,
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when will we expect to see you tonight?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually
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fall back to sleep, so...<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> She's probably exhausted from all
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that adorable screaming she did last night.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Bye!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(She
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leaves.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making
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it too hard on you.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> No, hey, it's been great.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah. And look, I just want you to
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know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before
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are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk
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in on a woman using a breast pump...<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed,
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but it's not like it's a divorce.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives,
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maybe, maybe start seeing other people.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's
|
||
just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked
|
||
me to fix him up with somebody.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh my god, Rachel asked me if I knew
|
||
anyone for her too.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Why are they doing this?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I don't know. They're so perfect for
|
||
each other; it's crazy.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> You know what's crazy? These jars.
|
||
What is it, like two bites in here?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I just wish they'd realise they should
|
||
be together.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I know, I know. And when they moved
|
||
back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I know. They should be a family. They
|
||
should get married and have more children.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yes, and they should name one of their
|
||
kids Joey. I may not have kids; someone's gotta carry on the family name.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> You know what? Maybe once they start
|
||
dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for
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||
each other.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah, because it is slim pickings.
|
||
I had this date last night: Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's
|
||
still in the bedroom.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> So, what are we gonna do? Are we just
|
||
gonna go ahead and set them up with people?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I know; that just pushes them further
|
||
and further apart. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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||
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah. (BEAT) Oh, I know what we can
|
||
do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise
|
||
how good they are together.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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||
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Ooh, that's a great plan! <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah, you know what the best part
|
||
of it is? I get to do my "plan-laugh." (A maniacal laugh follows.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(They
|
||
both start laughing really loudly.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
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||
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna
|
||
wake up, uh...<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(He
|
||
looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
Monica and Chandler's apartment. They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
|
||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> You guys aren't doing anything tonight,
|
||
are you?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> See, now, why would you assume that?
|
||
Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening
|
||
people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I was just asking 'cause I need someone
|
||
to watch Emma tonight.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Sure, we'll do that. What are you
|
||
up to?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh my god.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Wow.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Why? What's the big deal?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Just figured, 'cause you and Ross
|
||
are...<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What, slept together a year and a
|
||
half ago? Yeah, I'm all set.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, I think it's great that you're
|
||
going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs.
|
||
Embrace your womanhood!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> You want a job? Turn off "Oprah,"
|
||
and send out a resume!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> So I'll bring her by around seven?
|
||
Is that okay?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, it's perfect.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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|
||
fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid
|
||
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|
||
to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she
|
||
screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Ooh, Joey. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up
|
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Rachel with the worst guy tonight. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> All right! Who is he?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, it's this guy I used to massage.
|
||
And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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|
||
Wait till you hear who I got for Ross.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, yeah.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> She's this really boring woman. She's
|
||
a teacher! <o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> A teacher?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah, yeah, she's really into history
|
||
and foreign movies... And oh, oh, she loves puzzles. Huh? Come on, who loves
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||
puzzles?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, Ross does. What... You're -
|
||
you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect
|
||
woman! <o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh my god, you're right! <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> She even reads for pleasure!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> How do you even know a woman like
|
||
that?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What? I'm not allowed to know smart
|
||
women? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Joey.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I met her at the library. I went in
|
||
to pee.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> So now what do we do?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, okay, I'll - I'll just call
|
||
her and tell her the date's cancelled, and find him somebody else.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
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||
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What if we don't find him somebody
|
||
else? We'll just tell her the date's off, but we don't tell Ross, and he goes
|
||
to the restaurant and gets stood up!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Ooh...I hear that's bad. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna
|
||
have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good
|
||
they have it together.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Ah, yes, The Plan! (Laughs loudly
|
||
again, but he sounds more like Santa Claus.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> It's not Santa's plan. No, it's...
|
||
(Laughs the real "plan-laugh.")<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(They
|
||
both start laughing again.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah, you know, it's not that fun.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> No, I think we killed it.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
Monica and Chandler's apartment. Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler
|
||
is behind the couch.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Emma? Emma? Look at me! Well, I think
|
||
I'll go downstairs for a while.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(He
|
||
does the ancient trick of going downstairs while behind the couch. As soon as
|
||
he's out of sight, Emma starts crying.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! It's
|
||
okay, it's okay. I didn't go. Don't cry, it's just a bit! I'm your uncle Chandler;
|
||
funny is all I have!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Monica
|
||
enters from their bedroom with a calendar.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna
|
||
be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next
|
||
48 hours.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I don't do that.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Monica
|
||
looks at him.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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||
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I'll try to stop. Wait, did you say
|
||
until the sixth?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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||
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||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Today is the sixth.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> No, it's not.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Points
|
||
at the calendar.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yes, it's also 2003.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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||
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|
||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh my god. Today's the sixth?! I may
|
||
be done ovulating! I may have also served some very questionable meat at the
|
||
restaurant.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> It's okay. Go take the test and see
|
||
if we're okay.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Okay.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(She
|
||
runs to the bathroom, while Chandler starts acting like a chicken in front of
|
||
Emma. Emma is silent, however.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Tough crib.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks?
|
||
There's only one here.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I might have checked to see if I was
|
||
ovulating a couple times.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Chandler!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I am not working. There's not much
|
||
to do around here!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Scene:
|
||
Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter
|
||
walks past him.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Excuse me, is there a woman waiting
|
||
at the bar? Someone average height, dark hair, perhaps doing a puzzle?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Uh, there's a drunk Chinese guy.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, if I'm still here in an hour,
|
||
buy him a drink on me.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Can I get you another glass of wine?
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Nah, I don't know if I should. I don't
|
||
wanna be drunk when I go home alone.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Got stood up, huh?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just
|
||
a blind date.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Are you worried your date came, saw
|
||
you, and left?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> No! <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(The
|
||
waiter leaves.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Scene:
|
||
Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica emerges from the bathroom.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> We're okay. I'm still ovulating.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, good, because as of four o'clock
|
||
this afternoon, I am not. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> So, let's do this.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I - I don't think I can.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Come on. I know you're not eighteen
|
||
anymore, but give it a minute.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot
|
||
you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Sorry.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Unless... Maybe we do it here. I mean,
|
||
how much can she even be aware of at this age?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, she's aware when we leave the
|
||
room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Canoodling?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, I can't say "hump"
|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I don't know. I mean, I guess having
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||
sex in front of a baby isn't so...<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I guess you're right.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> You guess I'm right? When we stayed
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at that bed and breakfast, you wouldn't have sex with me because you thought
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a deer was staring through the window.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> But what kind of a sick bastard wants
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||
to do it in front of a deer?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve.
|
||
Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Wow, everything looks so good! I think
|
||
I'm gonna have the chicken.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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|
||
to say this; you're really beautiful.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet.
|
||
Thank you.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, come on, you're way out of my
|
||
league. Everybody in here knows it. Bet that guy over there's probably saying,
|
||
"ooh, why she out with him? He must be rich!" Well, I'm not! <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
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||
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||
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|
||
you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I'm not funny either. So, if you were
|
||
thinking, "well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some
|
||
laughs"... That ain't gonna happen.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
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||
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule
|
||
out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you
|
||
owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I lost it. To drugs. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
makes a face as if his mouth is too dry.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I silk-screen t-shirts now.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Really? What's that like?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> It's really fulfilling doing something
|
||
you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live
|
||
in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(awkward chuckle): Now, come on, come
|
||
on, Steve. There must be something that you like about yourself. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I do like my hair.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Really? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
Central Perk. Phoebe and Joey are there. Phoebe's cell phone rings.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hello?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
is still at the restaurant, but Steve is gone.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt
|
||
you down and kill you!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey, Rach!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> This is the worst date ever. How could
|
||
you set me up with this creep?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
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<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> You know, you are talking about one
|
||
of my dear, dear friends. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I don't care! This guy is a nightmare!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, right, so he gets a little crazy
|
||
when he's stoned.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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||
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||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> He's not stoned.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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||
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||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Did he go out for a cigarette? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah, four times.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> My dear, sweet Rach.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Rachel
|
||
hangs up in disgust.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> (to Joey): Well, our plan is working.
|
||
Rachel is having a miserable time, and Ross is just stood up somewhere at a
|
||
restaurant all alone.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be
|
||
back together.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> By the time anyone's figured out what
|
||
we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico. (BEAT) Oh, wait, that's the end of a different
|
||
plan.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Scene:
|
||
Monica and Chandler's apartment. Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and
|
||
Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor. He's even sucking
|
||
on a pacifier.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> She's asleep. Chandler?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Chandler
|
||
wakes up and looks a bit confused when he finds that he has a pacifier in his
|
||
mouth.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What are you doing?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Emma was doing it!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> She's asleep.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yes, but we have to be fast.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> (laughs): Okay, I'll try. And you
|
||
can't make any noise.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> (laughs): Okay, I'll try. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(They
|
||
run to the bedroom and close the door carefully just as Joey enters.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hello?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Emma
|
||
starts making noises, and Joey walks over to her playpen.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Emma? Hey! Hi!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(He
|
||
picks her up.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> How are ya? How are ya? Where are
|
||
your babysitters, huh? Why's the bedroom door closed?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(He
|
||
walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks
|
||
shocked.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> You can't have S-E-X, when you're
|
||
taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(He
|
||
walks out quickly with Emma in his arms.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->
|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Scene:
|
||
Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter
|
||
comes up to him again.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I've got bad news. The Chinese guy
|
||
left. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->
|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Eh, if it was meant to be, it's meant
|
||
to be.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Look; you got stood up, who cares?
|
||
We're gonna show you a good time. Just sit and relax. In fact, let me bring
|
||
you a crab cake appetizer on the house.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's
|
||
nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Ooh... <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Just the crab cakes.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Meanwhile,
|
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another waiter has come up to the first waiter.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter
|
||
#2:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What are you
|
||
doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Just get out of here, okay?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What's - what's going on?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Eh, okay, the waiters have a little
|
||
pool going. We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What? You - you're making money off
|
||
my misery?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, if you stay till 9:20, I am.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> This is unbelievable. I - I have never
|
||
been so insulted in my life. Now, if you'll wrap up my free crab cakes, I'll
|
||
be on my way.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Scene:
|
||
Monica and Chandler's apartment. They're done and come out of their bedroom.
|
||
Emma is still gone.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, that was weird. You were loud,
|
||
and I was fast.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I think we may have really done it
|
||
this time.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, I wish I didn't have to wait to
|
||
take a pregnancy test.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> You may wanna get some more of those
|
||
too.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(They
|
||
walk over to the playpen.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Where's Emma?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Don't ask me, I was in there canoodling
|
||
you!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Okay, okay, I'm sure that Rachel came
|
||
home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, and I'll call her
|
||
cell.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Okay. (Runs out.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant,
|
||
because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Scene:
|
||
The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Steve are walking home from
|
||
their date. Steve is sobbing.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> (sobbing): I - I can't believe I<>m
|
||
crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> No, no, no, I admire a man who can
|
||
cry.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Really?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(He
|
||
puts his hand on her shoulder.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Don't touch my coat!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Her
|
||
cell phone rings.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> (on phone): Hey, Rach, how's it going?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh my god, this is the worst date
|
||
ever!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Steve
|
||
starts crying loudly.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel
|
||
</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(to Steve): Look, you know what, I'm
|
||
sorry, but did you really think that this was going well? (To Monica.) What's
|
||
up?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey, did you stop by here?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> No.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh my god, then...<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Joey
|
||
and Chandler enter with Emma.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What? What do you mean, "there
|
||
you are"? Where was she?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, we were playing "peek-a-boo."
|
||
She just <20> she loves it when I'm dramatic.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Monica
|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica
|
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</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(to Joey): Why the hell did you take
|
||
her?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Because you two were having sex!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> No, we weren't!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Don't you lie to me! I could tell
|
||
by Chandler's hair. (To Chandler.) You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for
|
||
once?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> All right, all right, we were. We
|
||
were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey! It is unacceptable that you two
|
||
would have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm gonna have to tell Rachel about
|
||
this. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Joey
|
||
starts to leave.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> No, no, no.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> No, please don't. Please, Joey. She
|
||
will kill us!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey, I gotta! Unless...<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Monica:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Unless what?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Unless you name your firstborn child
|
||
Joey.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What? Why?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey, I may never have kids, and somebody's
|
||
gotta carry on my family name.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Chandler:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Your family name is Tribbiani.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> (BEAT) (Laughs.) You almost had me.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(He
|
||
leaves.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Scene:
|
||
The street in front of Central Perk. Steve and Rachel are still there.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, uh...<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Look, I think I know the answer to
|
||
this question, but... Would you like to make love to me?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Really, really not.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Eh, it's just as well. Doesn't work
|
||
anyway.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> All right, well that's good to know.
|
||
Good night, Steve.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(She
|
||
walks over to Central Perk and enters to find Ross sitting on the couch, eating
|
||
crab cakes. She takes off her coat while groaning and shuddering.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Hey, what's wrong?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I just had a rough night.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh. Crab cake?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Eww!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, what happened?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking
|
||
to you about this, but...<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Monica told me you had a blind date.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Yeah.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I did, too.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> But is it technically a date if the
|
||
other person doesn't show up?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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||
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked
|
||
in, saw you and left?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Why does everyone keep saying that?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, if it makes you feel any better,
|
||
I wish my date hadn't shown up.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> That bad?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Well, he makes t-shirts for a living,
|
||
and he thought it would be appropriate to give me this.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(She
|
||
holds up a black t-shirt with "FBI - Female Body Inspector" on the
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front.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
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||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Female body inspector? What size is
|
||
that?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Cut
|
||
to outside. Phoebe and Joey are walking down the street to Central Perk.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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||
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||
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||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna
|
||
name their first child Joey?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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||
|
||
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||
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|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Uh-huh.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> How - how do I get them to name the
|
||
next one after me?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> It's easy, you just walk in on them
|
||
having sex.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Phoebe
|
||
sees Rachel and Ross through the window.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel.
|
||
Oh, the plan is working.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Joey
|
||
does the "plan-laugh.")<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Don't, don't do the plan-laugh.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Cut
|
||
to inside Central Perk.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> The first date we've had in months,
|
||
and they were both such disasters.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="DE" style="mso-ansi-language:DE">Rachel:</span></b><span lang="DE" style="mso-ansi-language:DE"> Oh. Huh. </span><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me
|
||
up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date
|
||
that didn't even show.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Wait a minute; you don't think it
|
||
was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Cut
|
||
to outside Central Perk.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> We're geniuses! Yeah, look at them,
|
||
look at them, they're really bonding.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, yeah, they're falling in love
|
||
all over again.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(Rachel
|
||
and Ross turn around and look at Phoebe and Joey with puzzled expressions on
|
||
their faces.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->
|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look
|
||
mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->
|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Where?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->
|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Phoebe:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Mexico!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->
|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">(They
|
||
run down the street with Ross and Rachel following right behind them.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->
|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center; margin-top:0; margin-bottom:0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">End credits.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[Scene:
|
||
Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter
|
||
is pouring water in their glasses.]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
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|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Can you believe they're still not
|
||
here?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->
|
||
|
||
<!--[endif]-->
|
||
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Ross:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I know. A double blind date, and we
|
||
both get stood up. What are the chances?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
|
||
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">
|
||
<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->
|
||
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I know, I'm so bummed. Can we have
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our free crab cakes now?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> What?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Joey:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> We've been stood up. (sniffles) And
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we want our free crab cakes.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Waiter:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting
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guy to cry.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0"><b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Steve:</span></b><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB"> I have such fat hands!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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