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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One That Could Have Been.html":{
"Cast":["Rachel","Monica","Phoebe","Joey","Ross","Chandler","<strong>All","{Transcribers note","Monica's Boyfriend","","Carol","Susan","(They both laugh","Barry"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Ross) What is the matter with you?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! Barry and Mindy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! Barry and Mindy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel)\nWho-whos Barry and Mindy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best\nfriend"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ohh-oh, wasnt he cheating on you with her"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ohh-oh, wasnt he cheating on you with her"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her\ninstead of me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why did they get divorced"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why did they get divorced"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why did they get divorced"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else.\nIsnt that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean\nhow different would my life be"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life\nwould be if-if Id never gotten divorced"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Which time"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Which time"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Which time"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Which time"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadnt realized she\nwas a lesbian"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(starts to imagine it) I cant. I keep seeing it the good way"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate,\nhes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of\nkara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else\nphysical"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be\ndating me, thats for sure"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure I would"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure I would"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure I would"},
{"Character":"<strong>All","Line":"</strong>(simultaneously) Oh yeah! Come on! Yeah right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What, you guys really think that Im that shallow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I just think Monica was that fat"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I just think Monica was that fat"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, imagine if I never got fired off <i>Days Of Our Lives</i>! (Closes\nhis eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be\nwriting for the <i>New Yorker</i>, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I\nmean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What if I had taken that job at <i>Merrill Lynch</i>"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What if I had taken that job at <i>Merrill Lynch</i>"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"<i>Merrill Lynch</i>"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a\nknack for stocks"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well why didnt you take the job"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well why didnt you take the job"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true.\nSo I thought yknow that if Id work with stocks, Id have to live in a\nbox, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still\nhang out"},
{"Character":"{Transcribers note","Line":"This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not\nthe usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would\nhave been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them\nat the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the\ncouch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a\nshop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating\na donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then\ntheyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a\ngroupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling\nasleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And\nfinally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp\nand shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this\nis an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for\ninstance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years\nin this world."}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch.\nMonicas boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest\nof this episode Monicas fat, I wont be calling her Fat Monica throughout.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hes not boring! Hes just-hes just low key"},
{"Character":"Monica's Boyfriend","Line":"(returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to\nMonica and sits down."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Monica's Boyfriend","Line":"Yeah. Yknow, the hazelnut actually not a nut,\nits a seed"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(not impressed) Wow!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(not impressed) Wow!"},
{"Character":"Monica's Boyfriend","Line":"Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been\nmasquerading as a nut"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh dear God, let me think. (Starts to sarcastically think about it."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering, depressed) Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering, depressed) Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering, depressed) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh no! Whats the matter"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was\nfunny, just not \"<i>Archie</i> Comic funny."},
{"Character":"Monica's Boyfriend","Line":"Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica's Boyfriend","Line":"(kisses her) Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"},
{"Character":"Monica's Boyfriend","Line":"Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer\nis, the Brazil nut. (Exits."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Was his question whats more boring than him"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey man, look sorry about that <i>Archie</i> thing. Do uh, do you need me\nto give you some money"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ehh"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ehh"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ehh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maybe Joey doesnt have to give you the money, TV stars have\nassistants right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant,\nwould-would you take money from her"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of\nyour fan mail and stuff"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats great! That would be great! Lets do that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats great! That would be great! Lets do that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I could use the money; it could give me time to write"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh right great! Welcome aboard"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh right great! Welcome aboard"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need\nany assistance in there, take a break"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. Shes wearing a business\nsuit and carrying a briefcase","Line":"As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. Shes wearing a business\nsuit and carrying a briefcase."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Phoebe! Guess what"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Phoebe! Guess what"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly\ngrabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the\ncigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it\nhits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay,\nyoure allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired"},
{"Character":"(She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter","Line":"She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter."},
{"Character":"(She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter","Line":"She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Mon!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Mon!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Mon!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mon, look who I ran into! (Gestures towards Rachel."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that\nher long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug,\nwhich is quite easy for her.) You look terrific"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that\none."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And thats Phoebe over there! (Points to her."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen\neach other"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahons\nparty. I played you one of my songs, yknow Interplanetary Courtship Ritual"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. Right. So now, are—do you, do you still do music"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime!\nIll play you one of my other"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from <i>Days\nof Our Lives</i>, just walked in here"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, hes a friend of ours"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, hes a friend of ours"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, hes a friend of ours"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, hes a friend of ours"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well its kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy\nschedule and the fact that hes not real"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here\nsometime"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hes coming over! Hes coming over"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hes coming over! Hes coming over"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hes coming over! Hes coming over"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(getting up) Joey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(getting up) Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(holding a plate of what looks like <i>Rice Crispies Treats</i>) I know,\nhere-here!! (Hands her the plate."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High\nSchool together"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(giggles and cant look at him) Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(giggles and cant look at him) Hi"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(shaking Rachels hand) Hi"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(shaking Rachels hand) Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I\nwatch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even\nthough she tired to kill you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, its always nice to meet the fans"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Rachel) So uh, how you doin"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" A hospital, Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and\nChandler are there to comfort and support her.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on Pheebs, its not that bad! Yknow most people would be\nexcited if they didnt have to work for a couple of weeks"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not\nbeen working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow\nit down"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of\ntelling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But youre not gonna die. I mean, you are\ngoing to die, but youre not gonna die today. I wish I was dead"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you\nshould consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Ross) So whats going on with you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Ross) So whats going on with you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Ross) So whats going on with you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well umm, Ive been doing a lot more of my kara-tay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Still going through that dry spell with Carol"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Still going through that dry spell with Carol"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How long has it been since you had sex"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, last weekend"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, last weekend"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh thats not so bad"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh thats not so bad"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"…will be two months"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"…will be two months"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That is"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That is"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"…since I stopped trying"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Maybe you need to spice things up a little"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what do you mean"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what do you mean"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what do you mean"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I dont know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could\neat stuff off each other"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yknow, dirty talk, ménage à trois, toys"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Roll playing… You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner.\nYou could be the pirate; she could be the wench"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, I think I got it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, I think I got it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and\nyoure-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and\neverybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Silvercup Studios, Joey is showing Rachel around the set.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after\na long day of surgeoning"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. (Points at a\nlarge piece of television equipment as an old man walks by.) And uh that is an old\nman! Hey old man"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All righty, what do you say we head back to my place"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I\nshouldnt"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why? (In Drakes voice.) Why cant the world stop turning, just\nfor a moment? Just for us"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(awestruck, then not) Isnt that a line from the show?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(awestruck, then not) Isnt that a line from the show?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drakes voice) I may have said those things\nbefore but, I never truly meant them. Until now"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thats a line from the show too"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thats a line from the show too"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, you watch too much TV"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, you watch too much TV"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange\njuice you asked for. (Hands it to him."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, theres pulp in that. (Hands it back."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp\nisnt juice. All juice, okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Im sorry, I guess I just like the pulp"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.)\nRachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah sure, iced tea would be great"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah sure, iced tea would be great"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Chandler) Iced tea"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Chandler) Iced tea"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Chandler) Iced tea"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, anything for you sir"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Rachel) Did I not just tell him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(mouthing it to him) Yes, you did"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(mouthing it to him) Yes, you did"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth\nindicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares\nat him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Its not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who sold a story to <i>Archie</i> Comics?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a\npublished writer! I wish I had a present for you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out…) My last <i>Kit-Kat</i>\nbar"},
{"Character":"(Chandler tries to take it, but Monica wont let go. He tugs harder, and she still\ndoesnt budge","Line":"Chandler tries to take it, but Monica wont let go. He tugs harder, and she still\ndoesnt budge."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You wanna share it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You wanna share it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You wanna share it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want\nto say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate\npulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its not mayonnaise!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its not mayonnaise!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say Im sorry. Here.\n(Hands him a cup.)"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whats this"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whats this"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whats this"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whats this"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww, thanks man. (They hug."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww, thanks man. (They hug."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to <i>Archie</i> Comics"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh you wouldnt uh, care. Its just a stupid comic book\nstory"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he\ndoesnt want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his\nassist—as his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him\nmilkshakes that cant have lumps in them"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that\none? Cause I think I read it"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Phoebe is in the\nbathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe! Put that cigarette out"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe! Put that cigarette out"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! Its not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Put it out!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Put it out!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Put it out!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Im so\nglad youre here"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, give it to me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, give it to me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, give it to me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I got it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I got it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I got it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Give it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Give it"},
{"Character":"(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone","Line":"He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she cant come to the phone right\nnow. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you\nwere getting better"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank God"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Yeah, shes fired"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross and Carol's, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is\nreading a newspaper on the couch.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna\nstart to find"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ooh, actually Ive been making a list of all the women I know who\nmight be into doing this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to\nanother page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someones\nbeen doing their homework. (Flips two more pages."},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me\nkinda"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me\nkinda"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh, me too"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh, me too"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah? Well, I-I think Bens asleep"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh umm, yknow I think it would be better if we just save it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay."}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he\nstill is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, I mean its just so realistic"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on\npolls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do you—ready for a refill"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I probably shouldnt—so I will! (Joey starts making her\nrefill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its\nraining"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pretty cool, huh? But if youre thinking you can put a fish in there\nand it wouldnt get sucked up into the mechanism, well youd be wrong"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm, can I use your bathroom"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm, can I use your bathroom"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm, can I use your bathroom"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm, can I use your bathroom"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Its uh, right through there. (Points."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago\nthat I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartment"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, lifes pretty great isnt it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, lifes pretty great isnt it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, it sure is"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, it sure is"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, it sure is"}]
},
"9":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross and Carol's, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to\narrive.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Were really gonna do this, huh"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Looks like it"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Looks like it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out\nat… (A knock on the door interrupts him."},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"(jumping up to get it) I got it"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"(jumping up to get it) I got it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"(opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Hey! (They hug."},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Hey! (They hug."},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Hey! (They hug."},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Thank you so much for coming"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world"},
{"Character":"(They start moving towards the bedroom, never taking their eyes off each other. They\nmove past Ross and stop","Line":"They start moving towards the bedroom, never taking their eyes off each other. They\nmove past Ross and stop."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im-Im Ross by the way"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im-Im Ross by the way"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im-Im Ross by the way"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"(not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands\nit to him.) I love what youve done with this space"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Thank you so much"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Thank you so much"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Thank you so much"},
{"Character":"(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding\nSusans coat","Line":"They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding\nSusans coat."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How hot is this?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How hot is this?"}]
},
"10":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey's apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching\nher.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, youre such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know\nwhere Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I\npretty much have to make it up on my own"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! Tell me something Joey—(She falls off the couch)—Whoa! I\njust fell right off the couch there"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you did"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you did"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you did"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you did"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.)"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Here you go. Let me ask you a question"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Here you go. Let me ask you a question"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! I cant, I cant feel my hands"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come, come here."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come, come here."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come, come here."},
{"Character":"(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the\nbreak the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror","Line":"He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the\nbreak the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror."}]
},
"11":{
"SceneDescription":" Monicas bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again."}]
},
"12":{
"SceneDescription":" Phoebes hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the\nbathroom wearing her robe.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look at you! Youre up"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water?\nIll be back soon"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are\nya"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. Ive learned my lesson"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. Ive learned my lesson"},
{"Character":"(She goes out into the hall and when shes there and the door is closed; she rips\noff her robe to reveal her work clothes","Line":"She goes out into the hall and when shes there and the door is closed; she rips\noff her robe to reveal her work clothes."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Lets go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old\nman whos holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.)\nThanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves."},
{"Character":"[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her","Line":"Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her."},
{"Character":"[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her","Line":"Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think\nCarols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I…"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! The reason Im asking is that… I sorta had one last night"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right! So, was it amazing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It was, it was okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It was, it was okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Just okay—Did you do it right?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Just okay—Did you do it right?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think,\n\"Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much\nbetter than any other day! Yknow what I mean"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, absolutely"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, absolutely"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, absolutely"},
{"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."},
{"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."},
{"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and\nthen there was a lot of waiting around"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But you got to be with both of them, right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not the other one"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not the other one"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, she kept kicking me away"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you dont want that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you dont want that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh I a lot of stuff"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh I a lot of stuff"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got a little bored"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got a little bored"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little. Yeah. I made a snack"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little. Yeah. I made a snack"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah? What did ya have"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustard"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It really was"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It really was"}]
},
"13":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous\nattempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! My God! Barry!"},
{"Character":"Barry","Line":"You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!"}]
},
"14":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross is there as Rachel storms in.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Rachel"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Rachel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is Joey Tribbiani here"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is Joey Tribbiani here"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, no"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that Im looking for\nhim and that this I am not gonna throw up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That-thats always good news. Are you okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That-thats always good news. Are you okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know\nwhos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sit down!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sit down!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay. (He does so.)"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat\nto you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of\ntown, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Were sorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Were sorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Were sorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Were sorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Were sorry"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of\nmarriage"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Didnt you spend last night at Joeys"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Didnt you spend last night at Joeys"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw what are you?! A detective"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband\nand what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. (Doesnt believe it."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. (Doesnt believe it."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. (Doesnt believe it."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their\nmarriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives\nengage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she\nbarely knows from the gym"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are these men"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are these men"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are these men"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Men. I guy I know"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Men. I guy I know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers)\ngay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"She is not… (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so\ngay! I cant believe this"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Good day for married people huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Good day for married people huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im sorry your husband cheated on you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im sorry your husband cheated on you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im sorry your wife is gay. I guess women arent that great\neither"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Try telling my wife that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Try telling my wife that"}]
},
"15":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing"},
{"Character":"It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see…<br>\n One of them wont do it, but the second one will set you free…<br>\n Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye…<br>\n And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die!<br>\n La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la","Line":"t only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see…<br>\n One of them wont do it, but the second one will set you free…<br>\n Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye…<br>\n And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die!<br>\n La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la…"}]
}
}
}
}