startrek-ml/Data/Friends/The One Where Joey Dates Rachel.html.json

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	"Cast":["Phoebe","Chandler","Monica","","Ross","Student","Rachel","Waitress","Joey","Joey's Date"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and\nfind Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! I got you a present!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got\nhere"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs you didn’t have to get us anything for our wedding you\nalready sang"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting) I love it! It’s huge!! Let’s open it! Open it!!\n(Monica rips open the paper."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s a <i>Ms. Pac-Man</i> machine!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s a <i>Ms. Pac-Man</i> machine!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s a <i>Ms. Pac-Man</i> machine!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I didn’t know where to put it so I just left it here for now"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right. (He goes to push it and it doesn’t move."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I kinda like it here"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I kinda like it here"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do you really like it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do you really like it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade!\nThis is like—Oh my, this is like my second favorite game"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh really? What was your first"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh really? What was your first"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well I-I really don’t remember the name of it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well what did it do"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well what did it do"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, you just—you put a quarter in and y’know pull-pull some\nhandles and win like a candy bar or something"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A vending machine"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A vending machine"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Don’t feel bad for me! I won like every time"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play <i>Ms. Pac-Man</i>.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off\nall of your top scores, how sad"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I’m next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Don’t!\nDon’t start another game! I said I’m next! Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who cares? It’s a stupid game"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who cares? It’s a stupid game"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You only think it’s stupid because you suck at it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don’t suck. It’s sucks. You suck"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you,\nthen maybe I should just keep it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why don’t you\ngo home and wait for the thank you card"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why do you want to play this game so bad"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why do you want to play this game so bad"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! It’s not like it spits out a <i>Clark</i> bar after every\ngame"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. Phoebe that’s it. Come on, get out—out of the chair. Get\nout! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica can’t move her.) Oh\ncome…Phoebe"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" N.Y.U, Ross is teaching a class.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"…which brings us back, of course, to Greely’s theory of dominance.\n(The bell rings.) Okay, that-that’s all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the\nFreeman building is"},
				{"Character":"Student","Line":"Yeah, it’s the new building on Avenue A"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?! That-that’s all the way cross town, I’m supposed to teach\na graduate seminar there in ten minutes"},
				{"Character":"Student","Line":"Ooh, dude. That’s not gonna happen"},
				{"Character":"Student","Line":"Ooh, dude. That’s not gonna happen"},
				{"Character":"(Ross grabs his things and runs to the door only to be blocked by his exiting\nstudents","Line":"Ross grabs his things and runs to the door only to be blocked by his exiting\nstudents."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! I’m the teacher!"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now the filet mignon, what comes with that"},
				{"Character":"Waitress","Line":"There’s a side of steamed vegetables"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Emmm. Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway I can substitute\nthe three-pound lobster"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y’know what? Bring her both, and I’ll have the same. (The\nwaitress leaves."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date—Oh, I almost\nforgot. I didn’t pay you the rent check"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? We’re on a date"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? We’re on a date"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do\nyou have any moves"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for—(Laughs.)\nI’m sorry I couldn’t even get through that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine\nsent to my table from a fan"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God. And that works?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God. And that works?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God. And that works?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well it does when you combine it with, \"This is so embarrassing, I\njust want to have a normal life!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you poor little famous man"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you poor little famous man"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night\nto kiss you, but you’re so beautiful…I don’t think I can"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(looks interested) Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leaned\nin. I really almost did"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alright, so…so tell me one of your moves"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alright, so…so tell me one of your moves"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Alright. So where’d you grow up"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Alright. So where’d you grow up"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s your move? Boy Rach, you’re lucky you’re hot"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Come on, just answer the question"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(exasperated) Queens"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(exasperated) Queens"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(exasperated) Queens"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And so were-were you close to your parents"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know. I guess there’s just always been this distance\ny’know—I mean we both try to pretend it’s not there, but it is"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sympathetic) Oh. (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) It’s\ngotta be rough"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it is. It’s really tough. Y’know sometimes I\nthink—Wow!! Nice move"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"\"Where’d you grow up,\" it’s so simple"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you! And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the rest\nroom"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"(Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room","Line":"Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And now you’re watching me walk away"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes I am! Again so simple"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes I am! Again so simple"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I am not gonna answer that"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if\nyou had to, if you had to, who would you punch"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No one! They are my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, but I don’t know why. Look at me, I’m having such a\nwonderful time"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so\nmuch"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, now don’t judge me. I normally wait until my date\nleaves, but you live here. I’m ripping into this swan"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah! Okay, well then you don’t judge me. I’m gonna suck on the\ncellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips\nlook irresistible."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I’m telling ya. Okay all right, so now\nyou go"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I don’t want to tell you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I don’t want to tell you"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because it’s embarrassing"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at\nhim.) I didn’t say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just\ntell me"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when we’re\nat the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a\nsecond, and then I make this sound, \"Hmmm.\" Okay, I know it doesn’t sound\nlike anything, but I swear it works"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(stunned and turned on) Yeah. Why—Yeah, that would work for ya"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(stunned and turned on) Yeah. Why—Yeah, that would work for ya"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. (She kisses him.) Yeah. (She goes into her room.) Me to. (He then\nstarts to freak out."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words\nwhile he looks on.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I got that. I’ll escape over there. I’ll come back over\nhere. All right, come on <i>Ms. Pac-Man</i>. It’s got—Right—(She dies.)\nWell, you’re just a little bitch, aren’t you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, I’m sorry that I was hogging the\ngame before—(Sees the top ten list)—Oh my God! Your friends have some\nunfortunate initials"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"They’re all Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"They’re all Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler sucks! He couldn’t have gotten this good"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But Ben is coming over tonight and he can’t see this"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But Ben is coming over tonight and he can’t see this"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies. (They both\nlook at him.) Was it just me?"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no! I’m fine. It’s just… Hey, can I ask you something?\nHave you ever looked at someone that you’ve known for a while and then\nsuddenly…suddenly see them a different way"},
				{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"You mean like from behind"},
				{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"You mean like from behind"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Yeah, that…that’s exactly it. You’re right. Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"Ew, y’know what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he\nseemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what I’m talking\nabout"},
				{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec"},
				{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches\nher go.) Ehhh"}]
			},
		"8":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching <i>Cujo</i> while Joey returns from his\ndate scaring Rachel.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God! Thank God you’re home! I’m watching <i>Cujo</i>"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(incredulous) Alone?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(incredulous) Alone?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and\nCujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No! Seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what\nare you doing home so early? What happened to your date"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didn’t work out"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didn’t work out"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didn’t work out"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, okay. Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, okay. Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, okay. Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y’know, I never thought I’d say this about a movie, but I\nreally hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel\nwho’s in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect\nme"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (Pushes play.) Okay, that’s him! That’s him! That’s\nCujo! That’s Cujo"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it’ll be okay"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it’ll be okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God….What’s he gonna do now? I can’t watch! (Drags\nJoey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this?\nAren’t you scared"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Terrified. (But for a totally different reason."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Terrified. (But for a totally different reason."}]
			}
}
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