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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Rosita Dies.html":{
"Cast":["Joey","Rachel","Supervisor","Phoebe","Ross","Mr. Geller","Monica","Earl","<strong>Guy","The "Hey Guy" Guy","Chandler","(They confer again",""],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having\nmuch luck at it as Joey enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you doing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you doing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughs) Why would you want to do that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So that there will be a decent place for me to sit"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So that there will be a decent place for me to sit"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, there is a decent place to"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on, help me move this"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. Rosita does not move"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im sorry, Rosita? As in"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im sorry, Rosita? As in"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"As in Rosita does not move"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"As in Rosita does not move"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, its just a chair! Whats the big deal"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to\nthe kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming off\nof Stevie"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Stevie the TV"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Stevie the TV"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Stevie the TV"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(glaring at her) Is there a problem"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.)\nOh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling\non the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is\napologizing to him.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, Joey I am so sorry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to\nmove your mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, come on—Joey, Ill buy you a new one! All right?\nWell go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(slowly turning and glaring at her) Shes not even cold yet"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(slowly turning and glaring at her) Shes not even cold yet"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But dont you think Rosita wouldve wanted you to move on? I\nmean yknow, she did always put…your comfort first"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats true"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats true"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats true"},
{"Character":"(Rachel turns for the door and makes the "Wow!" face","Line":"Rachel turns for the door and makes the \"Wow!\" face."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I… (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her like\nthis"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the\nsupervisor.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to\nsell as much toner as you possibly can"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(laughs) Why dont we do a trial run"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(laughs) Why dont we do a trial run"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the\nscript.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply\nmanager please"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Im the supply manager"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Im the supply manager"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"We dont need any toner"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"We dont need any toner"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh okay, well Im sorry to bother you. Bye-bye. (Hangs up the\nphone.) Yeah youre right, this is easy"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Okay, what was wrong with that call"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Okay, what was wrong with that call"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh well, all right…um, no offense, but you were kind of rude"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Theyre always going to tell you they dont need toner,\nbut thats okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in this\nscript"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last\nquestions"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross and Monicas parents garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to go\nthrough their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Im here"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Monica) Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Monica) Hey"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Hi. God, it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out to\nwatch me work"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, its time for a new family to start their memories here\nand hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the\nasbestos in the ceiling"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Lets grab our stuff and get the hell out of here"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Lets grab our stuff and get the hell out of here"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, thats okay, I cant wait to see everything again! All of\nthe memories"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do\nknow there are six or seven <i>Easy Bake Ovens</i> in the attic"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I used to love to play restaurant"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I used to love to play restaurant"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I used to love to play restaurant"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light\nbulb to cook brownies! (She goes to the attic."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"So, I think your boxes are over here. (They walk over to\nthem."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"So, I think your boxes are over here. (They walk over to\nthem."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Great! (Finds a pack of cigarettes.) Wait, dad who-whos\ncigarettes are these"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I dont know. They-they must be your mothers, but please,\nplease dont ask her. Ill throw these away. (He puts them in his pocket as Ross\nfinds something of interest in one of his boxes."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad, (reading his grades)\nMath, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym…(He puts it away and finds something else.)\nOooh, my rock polisher"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its a clown kit! Clown kit"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its a clown kit! Clown kit"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, the white seems to be untouched. (He throws it back into the\nbox as Mr. Geller moves a tarp and makes a discovery.) Uh-oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Yknow how the garage floods every Spring"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How are you ever going to sell this place"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How are you ever going to sell this place"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I think I accidentally used Monicas boxes to keep the water\naway from the <i>Porsche</i>"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh no. Dad! Dad! What…(He goes to open one of her boxes and it rips\napart.) Oh God…everythings ruined! Dad, shes gonna be crushed"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You dont secretly smoke do you"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You dont secretly smoke do you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"So its just your mother then"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Okay, so…no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No-no wait-wait! I cant just let you hang up! Just please talk to\nme"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Well…I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his\noffice that reads, \"Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.\") I guess I could push it\nback"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Its just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this\nmeaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"I-Im sorry"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"I-Im sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No look, I-Im sure that people know you exist"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking\nto you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from\ntheir desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh,\nIm gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill\nget back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge!\n(Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the\nwall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To\nPhoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" The Gellers Garage, continued from earlier. Ross and Mr. Geller are still\ndeciding what to do.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on\npurpose"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and\nall hers is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her\nthink you guys love me more than you love her"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh my God, does she really thinks that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, can you blame her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, can you blame her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, can you blame her"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you\nunconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and\ndamnit, were gonna give her some! Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes. Okay?\nWell-well take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers\nwell-well put em in there."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Like uh yknow like this! This! (He picks up one of those art\nprojects that kids make in kindergarten and first grade.) She-she couldve made this"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Right? And this! (He picks up a trophy) She-she couldve won this"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(grabbing a glove) This couldve been hers"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Your make-up kit? Id feel better"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Your make-up kit? Id feel better"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that\nyoure not alone, alright? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her\ncoworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him."},
{"Character":"<strong>Guy","Line":"/strong> (walking past Earls desk) Hey guy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, what was that? That sounded like someone being nice to you"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"No! Thats just the \"Hey Guy\" guy. He says that to\neverybody! Hes the worst! Id like to take him with me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right. So Earl, lets just forget about the people at the\noffice, okay? There-theres gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around\nfor! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh sorry, boyfriend"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh sorry, boyfriend"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, whatever! Anything"},
{"Character":"The "Hey Guy" Guy","Line":"Hey guy"},
{"Character":"The "Hey Guy" Guy","Line":"Hey guy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, hes gotta go"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, hes gotta go"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Okay, I should, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See ya.\n(Hangs up."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! Im not finished yet! Dont! Dont you dare hang up\non me!!"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(walking by and overhearing that) (to the rest of the staff) The new\ngirls good"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel\nenters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling\nmassage, and speakers in the head rest"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they\nwont even let me in the store anymore"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well what if I told you you can do it in my apartment"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(excitedly) Are you telling me that you bought the chair that is\nmaking all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair of\nthe Year"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I just purchased the <i>La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000</i>. (Which is an actual\nproduct by the way, Im not sure about the 3000 part."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thats awesome! Thats great! What made you do it?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thats awesome! Thats great! What made you do it?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I thought I broke Joeys chair! Thats why I replaced\nit with mine"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo! (Laughs) Angels"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo! (Laughs) Angels"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Im gettin my chair back! (Heads for Joey and\nRachels."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Wh-hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Wh-hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Wh-hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Wh-hey"},
{"Character":"(They enter Joey and Rachels to find that Joey has broken Chandlers chair","Line":"They enter Joey and Rachels to find that Joey has broken Chandlers chair."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, it looks like it wasnt healed after all! Yeah! So, I guess\nthis chair is mine now! (Sits down in it and groans."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey you broke my chair!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey you broke my chair!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, there was no miracle?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, there was no miracle?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No Joe, no miracle"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No Joe, no miracle"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so\nglad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right?\nThat is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think I should get the chair"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think I should get the chair"},
{"Character":"(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion","Line":"Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion."},
{"Character":"(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion","Line":"Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you figure"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to\nRachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, wheres the logic in that?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to\nbreak a chair in half"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing"},
{"Character":"(Joey whispers in Rachels ear to confirm his response","Line":"Joey whispers in Rachels ear to confirm his response."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you guys? Like a gang or something?"},
{"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."},
{"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."},
{"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! We are"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! We are"},
{"Character":"(Rachel whispers in Joeys ear","Line":"Rachel whispers in Joeys ear."},
{"Character":"(Rachel whispers in Joeys ear","Line":"Rachel whispers in Joeys ear."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Were the Cobras"}]
},
"9":{
"SceneDescription":" The Gellers Garage, Monica is picking through her ruined childhood\nheirlooms with Ross.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, this is terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (She\npicks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I\ndont even know what it is! Ohh, its still soft. (She rubs it against her\ncheek.) What do you think this is"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right. I think it was a mouse"},
{"Character":"(Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Rosss sweater to\nclean them","Line":"Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Rosss sweater to\nclean them."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(entering) How are you honey"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(entering) How are you honey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories.\nYou love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face"},
{"Character":"(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica","Line":"Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica."},
{"Character":"(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica","Line":"Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, Im sorry\nabout everything that happened and Id probably never be able to make it up to you,\nbut heres a start. (He hands her a small box."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening it) Whats this"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening it) Whats this"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Its the key to my <i>Porsche</i>. Well, the key to your <i>Porsche</i>"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(shocked) What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(shocked) What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(shocked) What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(even more shocked) What?!!"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Ive been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it\nthe other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mothers right, I do\nlook like an ass"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait, youre giving me your <i>Porsche</i>, youre kidding me\nright?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well w-w-w-w-wait, w-wait, wait, wait a minute! I mean a couple of stupid\nboxes get wet and she gets a <i>Porsche</i>?"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, what about me?! Im a medical marvel!"}]
}
}
}
}