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"Cast":["Monica","Chandler","[Monica goes to the stove","Phoebe","All","Rachel","<strong>Rachel","[Joey and Ross enter","Joey","Ross","<strong>The Girls","Mrs. Geller","Mr. Geller","[Rachel leave","[Rachel enter","<strong>Joey","[Joey leave","<strong>Monica","[Ross makes a sorry face","[Ross and Rachel re-enter","[Ross glares at Monica","[Chandler is mega shocked",""],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat (Im\nassuming mashed potatoes) in a bowl.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(on phone) Okay, great!&nbsp; Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So\nguess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sydney Portier? Hehheh"},
{"Character":"[Chandler throws his coat on the couc","Line":"Chandler throws his coat on the couch"},
{"Character":"[Chandler throws his coat on the couc","Line":"Chandler throws his coat on the couch"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my\nparents"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! Thats great, they havent seen the place since I moved\nin"},
{"Character":"[Monica goes to fiddle with something on the table","Line":"Monica goes to fiddle with something on the table."},
{"Character":"[Monica goes to fiddle with something on the table","Line":"Monica goes to fiddle with something on the table."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live\ntogether, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we\nwould eat around four"},
{"Character":"[Monica goes to the stove","Line":"Monica goes to the stove."},
{"Character":"[Monica goes to the stove","Line":"Monica goes to the stove."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live\ntogether"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Because they dont know were dating. (Again, trying to\nquickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and\nthe stove to cook."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why havent you told them?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why havent you told them?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just\nout of nowhere, I didnt"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around\nfour! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living\nroom."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why wouldnt they be happy"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why wouldnt they be happy"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What? What? Why?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What? What? Why?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that youre really\nsarcastic, or that, yknow, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your\nclothes and throw them on the couch"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is this why they dont like me or why you dont like me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Look, I know that I shouldve told them. I know I shouldnt\ncare what they think. Im sorry."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they\ncome over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then\nwell tell em"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You really think thatll work"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You really think thatll work"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You really think thatll work"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You really think thatll work"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(hugging Chandler) I dont think youll ever get my parents\nthat drunk!"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to\nmake a traditional English truffle"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case\nRachels dessert is...[about to say “bad”] so good that I eat all of it.\nTheres none left for anybody else"},
{"Character":"[Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel laug","Line":"Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel laugh"},
{"Character":"[Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel laug","Line":"Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel laugh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nothing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nothing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nothing"},
{"Character":"<strong>Rachel","Line":"/strong> (worried) Nothing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, sweetie, I-I trust you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, sweetie, I-I trust you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So, if-if I mess this up, theres nothing else for dessert"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Youre not gonna mess it up"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Youre not gonna mess it up"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you.\nTechnical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that"},
{"Character":"[Joey and Ross enter","Line":"Joey and Ross enter."},
{"Character":"[Joey and Ross enter","Line":"Joey and Ross enter."},
{"Character":"[Joey and Ross enter","Line":"Joey and Ross enter."},
{"Character":"[Joey and Ross enter","Line":"Joey and Ross enter."},
{"Character":"<strong>Joey and</strong> Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And the place looks so nice"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And the place looks so nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Happy Thanksgiving"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Happy Thanksgiving"},
{"Character":"<strong>The Girls","Line":"/strong> Happy Thanksgiving"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, this has been great"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, this has been great"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"See ya"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"See ya"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"See ya"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"See ya"},
{"Character":"[Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave","Line":"Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whoa whoa whoa! Wherere you goin"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys\nroommate is having"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Some would say shes attractive, yes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Some would say shes attractive, yes"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And who else is going to be there"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, some of her friends, yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, some of her friends, yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Her dancer friends"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Her dancer friends"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be\nthere and theyre gonna be, be drinkin and dancin, and we really wanna go"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Joey) Dude, we were good"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Joey) Dude, we were good"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and\nyoure gonna eat here"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very\nThanksgivingy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, but-but it is, uh, its just like the first Thanksgiving, when\nthe Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in\nthe new world"},
{"Character":"[Enter Jack and Judy Gelle","Line":"Enter Jack and Judy Geller"},
{"Character":"[Enter Jack and Judy Gelle","Line":"Enter Jack and Judy Geller"},
{"Character":"[Enter Jack and Judy Gelle","Line":"Enter Jack and Judy Geller"},
{"Character":"[Enter Jack and Judy Gelle","Line":"Enter Jack and Judy Geller"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Hello everybody"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Hello everybody"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"[Kisses and hugs are exchanged","Line":"Kisses and hugs are exchanged."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its\nChandler"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"(less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear,\nlet us take off your coats"},
{"Character":"[Chandler goes to take off Jacks coat. He then notices little white flakes on\nJacks shoulders. He begins to wipe them off","Line":"Chandler goes to take off Jacks coat. He then notices little white flakes on\nJacks shoulders. He begins to wipe them off."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa, snowing out there"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa, snowing out there"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa, snowing out there"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa, snowing out there"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(angry) No"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(angry) No"},
{"Character":"[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head\nof the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is\nserving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink","Line":"Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head\nof the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is\nserving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Monica, all this food looks wonderful, you should think about doing\nthis for a living"},
{"Character":"[Chandler, trying to make nice with Jack, laughs at his joke and points at Jack","Line":"Chandler, trying to make nice with Jack, laughs at his joke and points at Jack."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Ok, I have dandruff. Theres no need to laugh and point"},
{"Character":"[Monica rushes over to Chandlers side","Line":"Monica rushes over to Chandlers side."},
{"Character":"[Monica rushes over to Chandlers side","Line":"Monica rushes over to Chandlers side."},
{"Character":"[Monica rushes over to Chandlers side","Line":"Monica rushes over to Chandlers side."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"My joke wasnt funny"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"My joke wasnt funny"},
{"Character":"[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel","Line":"Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last\nnight"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so\nbrave and so strong! And its making me look at him totally differently. Yknow,\nI mean he used to be just, yknow “Jack Geller Monica and Rosss dad”\nand now hes hes “Jack Geller, dream hunk."},
{"Character":"[We see a shot of Jack stuffing his face with food. Some dream hunk","Line":"We see a shot of Jack stuffing his face with food. Some dream hunk!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I dunno. Yknow to me hell always be “Jack Geller, walks\nin while youre changing."},
{"Character":"[Time lapse. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the\nwindow. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table","Line":"Time lapse. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the\nwindow. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yknow dad, Chandler is one of Rosss very best friends"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yknow dad, Chandler is one of Rosss very best friends"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that\nhow a young man turns out is a reflection on his father"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do"},
{"Character":"[Chandler and Monica exchange worried looks","Line":"Chandler and Monica exchange worried looks."},
{"Character":"[Chandler and Monica exchange worried looks","Line":"Chandler and Monica exchange worried looks."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(worried) Hes the headliner of a gay burlesque show"},
{"Character":"[Rachel is in the kitchen fiddling with her English truffle. Joey and Ross, anxious to\nleave and go to Janines party, are egging her on to hurry up","Line":"Rachel is in the kitchen fiddling with her English truffle. Joey and Ross, anxious to\nleave and go to Janines party, are egging her on to hurry up."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already?\nThose drunken dancers are waiting!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(looking at her truffle) Look at it, isnt it beautiful"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(looking at her truffle) Look at it, isnt it beautiful"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, yeah, what is it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, yeah, what is it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, yeah, what is it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Its a truffle. Its got all of these layers. First\ntheres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from\nscratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then\nbeef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] then\na little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top"},
{"Character":"[Joey and Ross make confused faces","Line":"Joey and Ross make confused faces."},
{"Character":"[Joey and Ross make confused faces","Line":"Joey and Ross make confused faces."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"W-What was the one right before bananas"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I\nthought “well, theres mincemeat pie,” I mean thats an English\ndessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. [To Joey]\nOh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y-sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y-sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y-sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y-sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y-sure"},
{"Character":"<strong>Rachel","Line":"/strong> (teasingly) And while Im gone dont you boys sneak\na taste"},
{"Character":"<strong>Joey and </strong>Ross","Line":"(faking dissapointment) Okay"},
{"Character":"[Rachel leave","Line":"Rachel leaves"},
{"Character":"[Rachel leave","Line":"Rachel leaves"},
{"Character":"[Rachel leave","Line":"Rachel leaves"},
{"Character":"[Rachel leave","Line":"Rachel leaves"},
{"Character":"[Rachel leave","Line":"Rachel leaves"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Beef in a dessert?! I- no no no, there is no way"},
{"Character":"[Ross goes to look in the magazine Rachel got her recipe from","Line":"Ross goes to look in the magazine Rachel got her recipe from."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that"},
{"Character":"[Ross looks up as if saying that Joey was weird. He begins flipping through the pages,\nonly to find that they are sticky. So one page is overlapping another, making two recipes\nlook like one","Line":"Ross looks up as if saying that Joey was weird. He begins flipping through the pages,\nonly to find that they are sticky. So one page is overlapping another, making two recipes\nlook like one."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God, the pages are stuck together"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God, the pages are stuck together"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(turning to Chandler in a scolding tone) Chandler"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperds\nPie"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna\nget to introduce the hot girls to the new world"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Just let her serve the beef-custard thing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Just let her serve the beef-custard thing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(shrugging his shoulders to go along with it) Vomiting stories are\nfunny.."},
{"Character":"[Rachel enter","Line":"Rachel enters"},
{"Character":"[Rachel enter","Line":"Rachel enters"},
{"Character":"[Rachel enter","Line":"Rachel enters"},
{"Character":"[Rachel enter","Line":"Rachel enters"},
{"Character":"[Rachel enter","Line":"Rachel enters"},
{"Character":"[Rachel enter","Line":"Rachel enters"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"<strong>Joey","Line":"/strong> (frustrated) Still not hot enough"},
{"Character":"[Joey leave","Line":"Joey leaves"},
{"Character":"[Joey leave","Line":"Joey leaves"},
{"Character":"[Joey leave","Line":"Joey leaves"},
{"Character":"[Joey leave","Line":"Joey leaves"},
{"Character":"[Phoebe walks over to talk to Rachel","Line":"Phoebe walks over to talk to Rachel."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldnt\ngive to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk"},
{"Character":"[We see a shot of Jack drinking condensed milk on the couch","Line":"We see a shot of Jack drinking condensed milk on the couch."},
{"Character":"[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack.\nMonica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table","Line":"Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack.\nMonica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, yes. Well its very beautiful. Its cream-colored and\ntight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked.\nJudy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I dont mean tight, I mean its\nnot too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his\nhands."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Whats the matter with him"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Whats the matter with him"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"(whispers to Jack a little loudly) I think hes stoned again"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked) What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked) What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked) What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked) What"},
{"Character":"<strong>Monica","Line":"/strong> (shocked) What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachels Old Bedroom, Continued from earlier. Monica enters the room.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler)\nwere trying to get Ross stoned"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on\nme"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross, I cant believe youd do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross, I cant believe youd do that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The reason we havent told them were together is because\nthey hate me, okay? So will you fix this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high.\nNow who should I say it was"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still\ndo it or anything"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachels old room, Ross and Joey enter.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?! What is with everybody? Its Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, theyre all\ngonna make fun of her, do you want that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, okay, well just get everyone to act like they like it.\nThat-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie!\n(Referring to the dancers."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(scolding) Dude, theyre not objects"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(scolding) Dude, theyre not objects"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(scolding) Dude, theyre not objects"},
{"Character":"[Ross makes a sorry face","Line":"Ross makes a sorry face."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach"},
{"Character":"[Joey and Ross go back out into the main area","Line":"Joey and Ross go back out into the main area."},
{"Character":"[Joey and Ross go back out into the main area","Line":"Joey and Ross go back out into the main area."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay.."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay.."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay.."},
{"Character":"[The hallway. Rachel and Ross go out and they just stand there for a few seconds","Line":"The hallway. Rachel and Ross go out and they just stand there for a few seconds."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whats up, Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whats up, Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And um...You look nice today"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no. No Ross, dont do this"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no. No Ross, dont do this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I just- I dont think us getting back together is a good idea"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(shocked) Eh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(shocked) Eh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(shocked) Eh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be\nrough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(cutting her off) Youre alone"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(cutting her off) Youre alone"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean youre [pity-tone] <strong>alone</strong>,\nalone. And I just-its just not the time for us. Im sorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, cant blame a\nguy for trying"},
{"Character":"[Inside Monica and Chandlers. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to\neveryone","Line":"Inside Monica and Chandlers. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to\neveryone."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to\nindicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if\nanyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh,\nrubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying “mmm” and uh, oh oh!\nAnd smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, Im not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, Im not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore"},
{"Character":"[Ross and Rachel re-enter","Line":"Ross and Rachel re-enter."},
{"Character":"[Ross and Rachel re-enter","Line":"Ross and Rachel re-enter."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rachel, there you are! Come on, lets serve that dessert already"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You\ndont get any dessert"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(happily) Really"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(happily) Really"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(happily) Really"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(happily) Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody,\nits trifle time"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isnt it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It sure is"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It sure is"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It sure is"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It sure is"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Beef"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Beef"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Beef"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Beef"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Beef"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I cant have any. You know I dont eat meat. (Faking\ndissapointment.) Ohhh no"},
{"Character":"[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachels old room, a smile on her face","Line":"Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachels old room, a smile on her face."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"[Rachel hands Monica a plate. Monica takes a spoonful of the whipped cream portion","Line":"Rachel hands Monica a plate. Monica takes a spoonful of the whipped cream portion."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a\nbite with all the layers"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"[Monica takes a bigger spoonful and a pea falls of","Line":"Monica takes a bigger spoonful and a pea falls off"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Op! Wait, you dropped a pea"},
{"Character":"[Monica puts the pea on top of the spoonful and takes a bite","Line":"Monica puts the pea on top of the spoonful and takes a bite."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(faking joy. Rubbing her stomach and smiling at the same time, like Joey\nsaid) Mmmm! Its good"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really? How good?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really? How good?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one\nwhos eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is.\nEspecially Ross"},
{"Character":"[Ross glares at Monica","Line":"Ross glares at Monica."},
{"Character":"[Ross glares at Monica","Line":"Ross glares at Monica."},
{"Character":"[Ross glares at Monica","Line":"Ross glares at Monica."},
{"Character":"[Everyone takes a bite of their trifle","Line":"Everyone takes a bite of their trifle."},
{"Character":"All","Line":"(faking enjoyment) Mmm"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"(faking enjoyment) Mmm"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(clearly lying and hating the dessert) Yeah, this is so good, that\nIm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my\ndessert"},
{"Character":"[Chandler exits to the balcony","Line":"Chandler exits to the balcony."},
{"Character":"[Chandler exits to the balcony","Line":"Chandler exits to the balcony."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"(lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good\nthis is, from Monicas room"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(also lying) Ill help you dial"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(also lying) Ill help you dial"},
{"Character":"[Jack and Judy exit to Monicas room","Line":"Jack and Judy exit to Monicas room."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(again, lying) Im gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it\nin the mirror, as I eat it"},
{"Character":"[Monica exits to the bathroom","Line":"Monica exits to the bathroom."},
{"Character":"[Monica exits to the bathroom","Line":"Monica exits to the bathroom."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me\ntry it"},
{"Character":"[Rachel reaches for Rosss plat","Line":"Rachel reaches for Rosss plate"},
{"Character":"[Rachel reaches for Rosss plat","Line":"Rachel reaches for Rosss plate"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha? No no! Ah! (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. He\nlooks like hes going to throw up.) (Lying) All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has\nsome left"},
{"Character":"[Rachel leaves to the balcony","Line":"Rachel leaves to the balcony."},
{"Character":"[Rachel leaves to the balcony","Line":"Rachel leaves to the balcony."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It tastes like feet"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It tastes like feet"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I like it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I like it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you kidding"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you kidding"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whats not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood"},
{"Character":"[Rachel and Chandler re-emerge from the balcony","Line":"Rachel and Chandler re-emerge from the balcony."},
{"Character":"[Rachel and Chandler re-emerge from the balcony","Line":"Rachel and Chandler re-emerge from the balcony."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and,\nand then just dropped it on the street"},
{"Character":"[Chandler makes a fake "I know I couldnt believe it either" gesture","Line":"Chandler makes a fake \"I know I couldnt believe it either\" gesture."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(lying) Yes, but if its any consolation, before the bird dropped\nit, he seemed to enjoy it"},
{"Character":"[Phoebe comes back from Rachels old room","Line":"Phoebe comes back from Rachels old room."},
{"Character":"[Phoebe comes back from Rachels old room","Line":"Phoebe comes back from Rachels old room."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on\nthe lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had\nanother dream about Jack"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get\nmarried, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night\nclub, and I saw him making out with a girl"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying\nme! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse,\nwho, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen"},
{"Character":"[Jack and Judy come out of Monicas room and sit down on the couch","Line":"Jack and Judy come out of Monicas room and sit down on the couch."},
{"Character":"[Jack and Judy come out of Monicas room and sit down on the couch","Line":"Jack and Judy come out of Monicas room and sit down on the couch."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Boy, Im glad I wore the big belt today"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Five minutes ago, a line like that wouldve floored me. Now\nnothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman"},
{"Character":"[Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Monica comes out of the bathroom and goes\nover to Ross","Line":"Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Monica comes out of the bathroom and goes\nover to Ross."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross? Lets go"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross? Lets go"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross? Lets go"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross? Lets go"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a\nletter"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha-what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha-what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha-what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha-what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha-what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha-what"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college"},
{"Character":"<strong>Mr. and </strong>Mrs. Geller","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in a 5 year olds tone) (To Monica) You are such a tattletale! Mom,\nDad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana"},
{"Character":"<strong>Mr. and </strong>Mrs. Geller","Line":"Yes. (They look at Chandler angrily."},
{"Character":"<strong>Mr. and </strong>Mrs. Geller","Line":"Yes. (They look at Chandler angrily."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me.\nIm sorry"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"It was you"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"It was you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt\nsteal your Playboys! Ross did"},
{"Character":"[The Gellers stare at Ross. Ross looks at his parents with an afraid, shocked look","Line":"The Gellers stare at Ross. Ross looks at his parents with an afraid, shocked look."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didnt break the porch swing, Monica\ndid"},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Monica","Line":"The Gellers glare at Monica."},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Monica","Line":"The Gellers glare at Monica."},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Monica","Line":"The Gellers glare at Monica."},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Monica","Line":"The Gellers glare at Monica."},
{"Character":"[Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the table, looking at the Geller siblings like\ntheyre weirdos","Line":"Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the table, looking at the Geller siblings like\ntheyre weirdos."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross hasnt worked at the museum for a year"},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Ross","Line":"The Gellers glare at Ross."},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Ross","Line":"The Gellers glare at Ross."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Monica and Chandler are living together"},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocke","Line":"The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked"},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocke","Line":"The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked"},
{"Character":"[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a “take that!”\nlook","Line":"Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a “take that!”\nlook."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!"},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Ross","Line":"The Gellers glare at Ross."},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Ross","Line":"The Gellers glare at Ross."},
{"Character":"[The Gellers glare at Ross","Line":"The Gellers glare at Ross."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(joining in) I love Jacques Cousteau"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(reading the recipe magazine, finally figuring out that...) I\nwasnt supposed to put beef in the trifle"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(pounding the table) I wanna gooooooo"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(pounding the table) I wanna gooooooo"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"(rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in\nthirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent\nsupposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I\nthink Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to\nhide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"And we kinda figured about the porch swing"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What happened son"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What happened son"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years,\nstuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on\nMonica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being"},
{"Character":"[Chandler is mega shocked","Line":"Chandler is mega shocked!"},
{"Character":"[Chandler is mega shocked","Line":"Chandler is mega shocked!"},
{"Character":"[Chandler is mega shocked","Line":"Chandler is mega shocked!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know\nwhat Im gonna do about the two of you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(In a parent-like tone) Ill talk to them!"}]
}
}
}
}