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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where They All Turn Thirty.html":{
"Cast":["Ross","Monica","All","Tag","Chandler","Joey","Phoebe","(She opens the door","Rachel","[Flashback to","Woman","Mr. Geller","Mrs. Geller","(They continue their trek"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachels door, whose door frame is\ndecorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and\nthe gang blow on noisemakers.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Happy birthday!!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Happy birthday!!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Happy birthday!!"},
{"Character":"(Rachel glares at them and goes back into her room, closing her door","Line":"Rachel glares at them and goes back into her room, closing her door."},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Rach! Come on! Rach"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Rach! Come on! Rach"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its your birthday"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its your birthday"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"(entering from her room) Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Monica) Shes not as pretty as she was when she was 29"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out.\nShe would appreciate it if you dont use the words old or downhill or (To Joey) they\nstill look pretty damn good. (Joey smiles and everyone glares at him."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"They do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"They do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"They do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"They do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"They do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"They do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"They do"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chocolate-chip pancakes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chocolate-chip pancakes"},
{"Character":"(There is no response from Rachel","Line":"There is no response from Rachel."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Weve got presents"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Weve got presents"},
{"Character":"(She opens the door","Line":"She opens the door."},
{"Character":"(She opens the door","Line":"She opens the door."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Good ones"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Good ones"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on Rach! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on Rach! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty"},
{"Character":"[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and\nChandlers apartment","Line":"Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and\nChandlers apartment."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(screaming) Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not\nme!! (He buries his head in Phoebes lap for comfort."},
{"Character":"[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel","Line":"Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yknow, Im still 29 in Guam"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yknow, Im still 29 in Guam"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yknow, Im still 29 in Guam"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to\nthis"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly\nwasnt that much fun"},
{"Character":"[Flashback to Chandlers thirtieth birthday party. It is also being held in Monica\nand his apartment. He is about to blow out the candles on his birthday cake","Line":"Flashback to Chandlers thirtieth birthday party. It is also being held in Monica\nand his apartment. He is about to blow out the candles on his birthday cake."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking\nup) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying."}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, continued from earlier.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thirty. Ugh, I mean thirty! Monica, do you remember mean old Mrs.\nKreeger in the fifth grade? She was thirty"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do\ntoday"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing. I dont want to do anything"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing. I dont want to do anything"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, doing nothing on your thirtieth is better than doing something\nstupid, like Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation!\nOkay? I-I have a child"},
{"Character":"[Flashback to","Line":"A street, Ross is sitting in his newly purchased <i>MGB</i>. Which is\none of the better British sports cars ever made. Of course, better is a\nrelative term. Which reminds me of a joke. Why dont the British make computers?\nBecause they couldnt figure out how to make them leak oil. Anyway, the gang is all\nstaring at his new purchase."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How hot do I look in this, huh?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How hot do I look in this, huh?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross, a sports car? Wouldnt it have been cheaper to just stuff a\nsock down there"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thats not what this is about okay? I-I am a sports car enthusiast. I\nhave always been into cars"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, whats the horsepower on this thing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, whats the horsepower on this thing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, whats the horsepower on this thing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(giddy) I dont know, but-but look how shiny"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I cant believe you bought this"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I cant believe you bought this"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really! God Ross, what were you thinking? (To Phoebe, quietly) I know\nits really shallow, but a part of me wants him again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, well get in line missy. (To Ross) So, can I have a ride stud"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hop in. (Phoebe hops in.) Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life."},
{"Character":"(He starts the car and surprisingly it fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both\ncan be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely <i>Lucas</i> ignition systems,\nwhich tend not to work, especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel\nparked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise\nwith the car behind him. Hes completely boxed in and cant move more than two\ninches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no\navail","Line":"He starts the car and surprisingly it fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both\ncan be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely <i>Lucas</i> ignition systems,\nwhich tend not to work, especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel\nparked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise\nwith the car behind him. Hes completely boxed in and cant move more than two\ninches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no\navail."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Damnit! (Shuts the car off."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Damnit! (Shuts the car off."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Damnit! (Shuts the car off."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(getting out) Okay, whos next"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(getting out) Okay, whos next"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Rosss birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is\ndirecting him.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, forward. Forward—Stop! (The car moves an inch and Ross runs to\nthe back of the car.) Okay, back—Stop! (The car barely moves and Ross runs back to\nthe front.) Okay, forward—Stop! Stop! Stop"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross, just forget about it. This guys got you totally wedged in"},
{"Character":"(A beautiful woman approaches","Line":"A beautiful woman approaches."},
{"Character":"(A beautiful woman approaches","Line":"A beautiful woman approaches."},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"(To Joey) Is this yours"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well actually"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well actually"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well actually"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no-no! Its mine! Its-its mine. (The woman walks\naway."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, you soooo need this car"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, you soooo need this car"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay,\nIm gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so\nRoss can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and\nreveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel.\nShe inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!!\n(Runs off."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her\nparty dress"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"See? (Does his laugh.) Here we go. (Starts walking her to their room,\nand has to pass in front of Mr. Geller whos sitting at the table and Mrs. Geller\nwhos standing next to him."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"(stopping him) Dont get up Jack! The safety pins are about to\nblow"},
{"Character":"(They continue their trek","Line":"They continue their trek."},
{"Character":"(They continue their trek","Line":"They continue their trek."},
{"Character":"(They continue their trek","Line":"They continue their trek."},
{"Character":"(They continue their trek","Line":"They continue their trek."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(sees someone) Paul"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(correcting her) Phil"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(correcting her) Phil"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phil"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phil"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed. (Monica stumbles on the\nsteps.) Okay, (catches her) youre doing great. Youre doing great. Youre\ndoing fine"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe approaches as they almost get to their room","Line":"Phoebe approaches as they almost get to their room."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey, whats going on"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey, whats going on"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey, whats going on"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monicas a little drunk"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yay! I love drunk Monica"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yay! I love drunk Monica"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Awwwww… (Giggles."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Awwwww… (Giggles."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Monica) Go change! (To Phoebe) She doesnt want her parents\nto know shes drunk"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get\ntwice as drunk as Monica and then no one will even notice her"},
{"Character":"(Chandler walks over to where the rest of the gang is","Line":"Chandler walks over to where the rest of the gang is."},
{"Character":"(Chandler walks over to where the rest of the gang is","Line":"Chandler walks over to where the rest of the gang is."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whats-whats going on? Phils really pissed"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monicas wasted"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monicas wasted"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Maybe that will liven up this party"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Rachel) Okay, will you just go help her change please"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep. (Starts for Monicas room, but Chandler stops him."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep. (Starts for Monicas room, but Chandler stops him."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into\nthe living room carrying a notepad.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the\nbirthday girl feeling"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the\nkids"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? (Glances over and sees the faces of the rest of the group, then goes\nand sits down."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay! Yknow what? I realized it was stupid to get upset about not\nhaving a husband and kids. All I really needed was a plan. See I wanna have three\nkids"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you\nwanna have them for your brother"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"As I was saying… I should probably have the first of the three kids\nby the time Im 35 which gives me five years. I love this plan! I wanna marry this\nplan"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So, if I wanna have my kid when Im 35, I dont have to get\npregnant until Im 34. Which gives <i>Prada</i> four years to start making maternity\nclothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really! That long?! (Chandler slowly turns and looks at her.) (To\nChandler) Look all you want, its happening"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats\nthree years, thats three whole years—Oh, wait a minute though. Ill need a\nyear and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year\nand a half before we get engaged… Which means I need to meet the guy by the time\nIm thirty"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Which is fine! Because you just turned—(Removes two candles\nfrom the cake)—twenty-eight"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should\nalready be with the guy I wanna marry"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should\nalready be with the guy I wanna marry"},
{"Character":"(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the\nscooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following\nbreathlessly behind","Line":"We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the\nscooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following\nbreathlessly behind."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Will you quit hoggin it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Will you quit hoggin it"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at\nUrsulas while sitting in Central Perk.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I lost a whole year! I cant believe it! This is so unfair"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I dont know Pheebs. Itll be okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were\n31"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I…I havent done any of\nthe things I wanted to do by the time I was 31"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like what"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like what"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like what"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like what"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like what"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like what"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like what"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Like okay I-I-I, I havent met any Portuguese people! I, I\nhavent had the perfect kiss! And I havent been to snipers school"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some\nbirthday cake"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill\nsee you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey. (After she leaves.) Oh, poor Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey. (After she leaves.) Oh, poor Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home.\n(Gets up and runs out.)"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh man"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh man"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh man"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh man"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh man"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh man"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hes gonna eat the cake"},
{"Character":"[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe","Line":"Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pheebs! Wait up! (She stops.) Listen uh, close your eyes. (She does so and\nJoey passionately kisses her.) Maybe thats one thing you can cross off your list"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah"},
{"Character":"(Joey starts to walk away, but stops","Line":"Joey starts to walk away, but stops."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, and plus Im 1/16<sup>th</sup> Portuguese"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! (Phoebe walks away smiling."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! (Phoebe walks away smiling."}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are\nplaying with the scooter.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Joey, can I"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, come on Rach! My turn just started"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. Okay. Hey, can I ride this outside"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whatever! Okay, Im not your mother"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whatever! Okay, Im not your mother"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay! (Runs off downstairs."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Not in the street!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Not in the street!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Tag) Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Tag) Hi"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"How are you doing? Are you feeling any better"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, Im doing okay. Im um…lets talk"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay. (They sit on the step."},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay. (They sit on the step."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh Tag, umm…youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun\ntogether but I dont-I dont"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything\nelse, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but\nI just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning\nthirty"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning\nthirty"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Twenty-four actually"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Twenty-four actually"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Twenty-four actually"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God! Yknow what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well\nactually, if Im wishin for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Me too"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Me too"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Me too"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Me too"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, Im sorry. (They hug."},
{"Character":"[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag","Line":"Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey! Howd it go"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey! Howd it go"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey! Howd it go"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, if I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You did the right thing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You did the right thing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering, limping, and holding his arm) I dont like this anymore.\n(He sits down with them in pain."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, here we are, just a bunch of thirty year olds"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in\nRosss shoulder."}]
}
}
}
}