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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With All The Resolutions.html":{
"Cast":["Jay Leno","Joey","Chandler","Monica","Ross","Phoebe","Rachel","All","Woman","Chandler and Joey","Elizabeth",""],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party. So the\nplace is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage\nof New Year's from Time Square.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Jay Leno","Line":"(On TV to Dick Clark) Is there any entertainment there? What are people\ndoing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right! Here we go! 1999! The year of Joey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What's the matter?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What's the matter?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What's the matter?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What's the matter?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so\ny'know"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I'll take care of it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I'll take care of it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh no, wait! Joey"},
{"Character":"(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk\nto Ross","Line":"They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk\nto Ross."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(hopping) 73! 72! 71"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(hopping) 73! 72! 71"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(hopping) 73! 72! 71"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or\nPhoebe"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, who's gonna kiss my sister"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, who's gonna kiss my sister"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Awww, man! Really"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Awww, man! Really"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's a good point"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's a good point"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, great"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, great"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, great"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pheebs! Pheebs! Ross wants to kiss you at midnight"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach! Rach! Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the\nhistory"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, good point"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, good point"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, good point"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"(watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!"},
{"Character":"(And with that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with\nPhoebe, and Joey with Rachel","Line":"And with that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with\nPhoebe, and Joey with Rachel."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Monica) Happy New Year"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Monica) Happy New Year"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Happy New Year"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Happy New Year"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You too"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You too"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You too"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You too"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So did that do anything for ya"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So did that do anything for ya"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I'll see you tomorrow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay! (She leaves.) (To Chandler and Joey.) Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I just asked that girl out"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I just asked that girl out"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes it is. See. (Shows them the piece of paper she gave him with her name\nand phone number on it."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Horn-swoggle"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Horn-swoggle"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Horn-swoggle"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. (Sits\ndown rubbing his temple."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep\nquiet as Phoebe enters."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's\near.) Hornswoggle"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hornswoggle? (To Chandler) Ooh, this must be killing you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, see you later"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, see you later"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, see you later"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"See ya! All right Pheebs, I am ready for my first lesson."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. (Joey tries to take the guitar.) Oh no-no-no, you don't touch the\nguitar! First you learn here, (Points to her head.) then you learn here. (Points to the\nguitar."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Umm, okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Umm, okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Umm, okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Umm, okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, lesson one: chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the\nchords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. (She\nstarts to show Joey the chords. Transcribers Note: For this one you'll have to use your\nimagination, 'cause it would take me 50 pages to describe each one. So if you want to see\nthem, you'll have to wait for this episode to come to a TV near you.) (Holding up her hand\nand then reconfiguring her hand with each name.) So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm,\nTurkey Leg and Old Lady. (Joey tries to imitate them."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might\nfind it amusing, I myself find it regular"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are\nsitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still\nwearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now!\nWhat is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?"},
{"Character":"<strong>Elizabeth Hornswoggle","Line":"/strong> No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, it must just be me then"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, it must just be me then"},
{"Character":"(He shifts on the couch and a ripping sound emanates from his lower regions, the sound\nreminds one of a brief explosion of gas. In other words, it sounds like he farted. She has\na look of horrific wonderment, wondering "Did he just fart?","Line":"He shifts on the couch and a ripping sound emanates from his lower regions, the sound\nreminds one of a brief explosion of gas. In other words, it sounds like he farted. She has\na look of horrific wonderment, wondering \"Did he just fart?\""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I\nuse your bathroom"},
{"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"No, go ahead"},
{"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"No, go ahead"},
{"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"No, go ahead"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another\nword he heads into her bathroom."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and\ndrops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his\nlegs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a\nmagazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he\nwants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one.\nHe jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his\nlegs, cooling them further","Line":"Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and\ndrops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his\nlegs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a\nmagazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he\nwants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one.\nHe jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his\nlegs, cooling them further."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in ecstasy) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh<68><68><EFBFBD>"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in ecstasy) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh<68><68><EFBFBD>"},
{"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"(yelling from outside) Hey, my favorite part is coming up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"'Kay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"'Kay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"'Kay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"'Kay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"'Kay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"'Kay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"'Kay"},
{"Character":"(He goes to pull up his pants, but can't seem to get them past his knees. He\nfrantically tries to pull them up to no avail. Panic sets in","Line":"He goes to pull up his pants, but can't seem to get them past his knees. He\nfrantically tries to pull them up to no avail. Panic sets in."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(answering phone) Hello"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(calling from Elizabeth's bathroom) Joey, it's Ross! I need some help"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh, Chandler's not here"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh, Chandler's not here"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, you can help me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, you can help me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they\nmust have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I\ncan't put them back on. I can't"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Powder! Yeah! Yeah, I have powder! (Grabs some of her shelf.)"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Good-good, okay, sprinkle some of that on your legs, it'll absorb some of\nthe moisture and then you can get your pants back up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, okay, hold on! (He puts the phone down and proceeds to spread a\nlarge amount of powder on his legs and makes another attempt at pulling up his pants. It\ndoesn't work, and without picking up the phone leans down to it.) (Almost in tears.)\nThey're not coming on man"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Umm, do you see any<6E>oh, <i>Vaseline</i>?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Umm, do you see any<6E>oh, <i>Vaseline</i>?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Umm, do you see any<6E>oh, <i>Vaseline</i>?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh, I-I see lotion, I have lotion! Will that work"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, sure, spread some of that on there"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, sure, spread some of that on there"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hold on"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hold on"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hold on"},
{"Character":"(Ross proceeds to apply copious amounts of the lotion on his legs. He literally starts\nspraying the back of his legs with the lotion, and as he applies some to his butt he makes\na happy face like he enjoyed that sensation. After using about half the bottle he again\ntries to pull up his pants, but at the first sign of resistance, his hand slips off of the\npants and hits him in the forehead","Line":"Ross proceeds to apply copious amounts of the lotion on his legs. He literally starts\nspraying the back of his legs with the lotion, and as he applies some to his butt he makes\na happy face like he enjoyed that sensation. After using about half the bottle he again\ntries to pull up his pants, but at the first sign of resistance, his hand slips off of the\npants and hits him in the forehead."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ross? You okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ross? You okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ross? You okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"They're still, they're still not coming on man and the lotion and the\npowder have made a paste"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really?! Uhh, what color is it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really?! Uhh, what color is it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What difference does that make?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I'm just<73>if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself\na pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Joey, do you have a minute"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Joey, do you have a minute"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dude, what am I gonna"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dude, what am I gonna"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works\nout. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Joey, I have such a problem"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Joey, I have such a problem"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over\nthe place"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What-what is it, what is it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What-what is it, what is it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What-what is it, what is it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot\ntell anyone"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the\nsecrets but can't tell anyone"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the\nphone<6E> (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his\nfingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing\nthat Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his\ncurrent state."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm not listening to you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm not listening to you"},
{"Character":"(Chandler seeing that Joey has his eyes closed sneaks over and picks up the chicken.\nThe chicken starts flapping it's wings in protest as Chandler holds the chicken inches\nfrom Joey's face. Joey stops yelling and upon opening his eyes sees the chicken, screams,\nand falls to the ground in horror","Line":"Chandler seeing that Joey has his eyes closed sneaks over and picks up the chicken.\nThe chicken starts flapping it's wings in protest as Chandler holds the chicken inches\nfrom Joey's face. Joey stops yelling and upon opening his eyes sees the chicken, screams,\nand falls to the ground in horror."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method\nwas stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch\na guitar until you say I'm ready. (After a short pause she hands him her guitar.) You\nreally think I'm ready"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! Cool! (He takes the guitar, stands up, and goes to play a note.\nHowever, while strumming it, he knocks it out of his hands and it bounces off the table\nand lands on the floor. Phoebe just stares at the guitar."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sitting back down) Was the chord at least right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it\nanymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs?\nFlying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home\nplanet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And\nHornswoggle? What are you dating a character from <i>Fraggile Rock</i>?! (He sits down and\nsighs in relief."}]
}
}
}
}