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"Cast":["Monica","Phoebe","Chandler","Rachel","Ross","Joey","The Assistant Director","Richard","The Director","(Joey wipes his eye","Mrs. Bing","Mrs. Geller","Mr. Geller","Mr. Bing","[Cut to Monica","Woman","All","","Gunther","(Monica enters","Phoebe and Ross"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone is there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in\nthe coffee house as six single people"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why?! Whats happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.)\nOh! (Realizes."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the\nmrs. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Old"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Old"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Old"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Old"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Old"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Old"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Old"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The young hot ball and chain"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thats much better"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thats much better"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, where are you guys going"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, where are you guys going"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Were gonna pick up the wedding dress, then were gonna have\nlunch with mom. (Joey stands up."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah. Joey, youre-youre having lunch with my mom"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah. Joey, youre-youre having lunch with my mom"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Chandler) Yknow what? Actually Im kinda glad theyre\nleaving cause uh, I need to talk to you about something"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well this uh, this may be a little awkward"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. Im\nbuying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, its…Its not that. Umm, now what Im going to say to you,\nIm not saying as your friend. Okay? Im-Im saying as it as\nMonicas older brother"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But youre still my friend"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But youre still my friend"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But youre still my friend"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not for the next few minutes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"During this time…are you, are you still my best man"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Do I still call you Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be\nmore thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you\nthis. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any\nkind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What?\nIm-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop\nit! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the\nwarning"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No problem"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No problem"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No problem"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No problem"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No problem"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No problem"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So are we…friends again"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (Pause) You wont believe what Monicas older\nbrother just said to me"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Pier 59 Studios, Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table.\nHe checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some\ncookies.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"The Assistant Director","Line":"(approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! Me too. (He pats his pocket."},
{"Character":"The Assistant Director","Line":"(to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you.\n(Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby, hes playing Vincent"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Im doing my scenes with you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Im doing my scenes with you"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"Nice to meet you Joey"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"Nice to meet you Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! I cant believe this! This is incredible. I mean you just won an\nOscar"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"No I didnt"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"No I didnt"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"No I didnt"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"No I didnt"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think you did"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"I think I lost. Three times"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"I think I lost. Three times"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh…Cookie"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh…Cookie"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"(approaching) Okay! Were about an hour away from getting the\nscene lit. So uh, if you guys dont mind, can we run it a couple of times"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"Yeah, sure"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"Yeah, sure"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"Yeah, sure"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.)\nAnd…Action"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"We have to find the rest of the platoon"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps\nand Ts."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(wiping his face) What?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(wiping his face) What?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(wiping his face) What?"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"(still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no\nfood"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry\npasta"},
{"Character":"(Joey wipes his eye","Line":"Joey wipes his eye."},
{"Character":"(Joey wipes his eye","Line":"Joey wipes his eye."},
{"Character":"(Joey wipes his eye","Line":"Joey wipes his eye."},
{"Character":"(Joey wipes his eye","Line":"Joey wipes his eye."},
{"Character":"(Joey wipes his eye","Line":"Joey wipes his eye."},
{"Character":"(Joey wipes his eye","Line":"Joey wipes his eye."},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Hang on a minute! Joey, you keep touching your face. Is something\nwrong"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh…I th—I thought it might be\nkind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher.\n(Behind his back, Richard is nodding no."},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards\nlast line. (Walks off.) Action"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I\nsaw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his\nface again."}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" The Rehearsal Dinner, Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive. A\nwoman enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Maureen! (They hug.) Gosh! Hey uh, Chandler? This is my cousin\nMaureen"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Were the Bings"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Were the Bings"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe and Rachel walk up","Line":"Phoebe and Rachel walk up."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(walks up) Wow Monica! Hey, just so you know I had my uh, older brother\nchat with Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What is that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What is that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What is that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well I…I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and\nkick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I\nam serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ross, please! My make-up! (He walks away angrily."},
{"Character":"(Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door","Line":"Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door."},
{"Character":"(Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door","Line":"Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a\ntight dress with a lot of cleavage showing."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad\nthis day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon therell be lots of little Bings.\n(He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)"},
{"Character":"(Monica and her parents walk up","Line":"Monica and her parents walk up."},
{"Character":"(Monica and her parents walk up","Line":"Monica and her parents walk up."},
{"Character":"(Monica and her parents walk up","Line":"Monica and her parents walk up."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"(shaking her hand) Its lovely to meet you"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(shaking her hand) So are you his mother or his father"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What?! Ive never seen one before"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him"},
{"Character":"(Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away","Line":"Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away."},
{"Character":"(Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away","Line":"Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I didnt even have a chance to act as though Im okay with\nit"},
{"Character":"Mr. Bing","Line":"(entering) Hello all"},
{"Character":"Mr. Bing","Line":"(entering) Hello all"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi…dad"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi…dad"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi…dad"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi Mr.…Bing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi Mr.…Bing"},
{"Character":"Mr. Bing","Line":"Nora"},
{"Character":"Mr. Bing","Line":"Nora"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Charles"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Charles"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It-its so great to see you both here"},
{"Character":"Mr. Bing","Line":"Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some\npeople. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Dont you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress\nlike that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God! (He and Monica walk away."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God! (He and Monica walk away."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross","Line":"Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross","Line":"Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"…of course you can kick his ass son"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"You could kick anyones ass you want to"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks you guys. (Walks away happily and his parents smile."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks you guys. (Walks away happily and his parents smile."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica","Line":"Cut to Monica."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica","Line":"Cut to Monica."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would you\ntalk to\nChandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah! But I dont know what he looks like"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He is the man in the black dress"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He is the man in the black dress"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Man in the black dress… (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around\nto find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! Im Rachel! Im a friend of\nMonica and Chandlers"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Im Amanda"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Im Amanda"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Im Amanda"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Im Amanda"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh I get it! A…man…duh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(clinking a wine glass) Can I have everyones attention please?\nIm uh; Im Ross Geller"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Doctor Ross Geller"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Doctor Ross Geller"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Doctor Ross Geller"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad…dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh,\nand Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not\nonly is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes\nthe greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a\nglass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"To the Bings"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"To the Bings"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"To the Bings"},
{"Character":"(Everyone clinks glasses and Chandler freaks out again","Line":"Everyone clinks glasses and Chandler freaks out again."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross\nenters the apartment.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Where have you been"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? Are you going back to work"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nice shades"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nice shades"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks. Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes at least I wont\nget spit in the eyes, yknow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And if I remember correctly, <i>Ray Ban</i> was the official sponsor of\nWorld War I"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Great! All right. Ill see you later. (He starts to leave."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Great! All right. Ill see you later. (He starts to leave."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, wheres Chandler"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(going up to Rachels closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and\nlooks inside and doesnt see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still\ndoesnt find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! Chandler just left though"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica\nIm sorry I…drank the last of the milk"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that hes changed his\nname, yknow? Tell Monica Im sorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think it means he freaked out and left"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think it means he freaked out and left"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Dont be so negative! Good God! Isnt it possible that Sorry\nis sitting in there (Joey and Rachels apartment) right now?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look—Okay, Im just gonna—Im gonna have to go find\nhim and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(pointing at Ross) Okay but if you dont find him and bring\nhim back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass"},
{"Character":"(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder","Line":"Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder."},
{"Character":"(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder","Line":"Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(scared) I will, I will find him"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for\nChandler.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"No. No, I havent seen him"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh damn"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh damn"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh damn"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh damn"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Hes getting married tomorrow, right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh,\nwell see you tomorrow at the wedding"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"I wasnt invited"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"I wasnt invited"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"I wasnt invited"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well then, well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks\naway slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.)\nWhat-what…what you guys doing here?"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, you kids talk about this place so much, we thought wed\nsee what all the fuss is about"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I certainly see why the girls like coming here"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I certainly see why the girls like coming here"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves\nback."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(shocked) Gunther?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(shocked) Gunther?"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Your mother just added him to her list"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? Your-your list"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? Your-your list"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? Your-your list"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Yeah, the list that—of people were allowed to\nsleep"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see\nChandler, could you just let him know Im looking for him"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know Im looking for her"},
{"Character":"(Ross points at him and exits","Line":"Ross points at him and exits."}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating\nbreakfast.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(closing the door) Ross said theres still no word from Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh man"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh man"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh man"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh but he did say that they found the grandmother wandering down fifth\navenue"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Well theres one down"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Well theres one down"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!!\n(She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care\nbecause todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yknow she might not even notice hes gone"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(re-entering) Im gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her\nroom."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"God! Dont—We cant let her start getting ready! This is\ntoo awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and\nthen shes gonna have to take off the gown"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags\nher into the bathroom."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags\nher into the bathroom."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im sorry. Im sorry. Its just…Its just so\nsad"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant\nsee you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you\ngrab me some toilet paper"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. (Looks.) Oh, thats gone too. This is Monicas\nbathroom right?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. (Looks.) Oh, thats gone too. This is Monicas\nbathroom right?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No-no! I-I…I found one"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe reaches into the trash can, pulls one out, and hands it to Rachel","Line":"Phoebe reaches into the trash can, pulls one out, and hands it to Rachel."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh thank you! (Wiping her nose.) Oh God! (She throws it out.) Can I have\nanother one"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(looking into the trash can) Sure. (Reaching into the trash can.) Do you\nneed some floss? (Grabs a piece of it."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God I just cannot imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler\ndoesnt show up"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh heres a whole bunch"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh heres a whole bunch"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh heres a whole bunch"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh heres a whole bunch"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I mean shes gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people\nwill be whispering, \"Oh that poor girl.\" Yknow? Then shell have to\ncome back here and live all alone"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(finding something interesting in the trash can) Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and its positive.\nMonicas pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she wont be totally\nalone"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe\nenter.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Anything"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasnt heard from him. I-I-I\ntalked to Chandlers parents again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You told them he was missing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You told them he was missing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both\nthink Im interested in them"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, weve got to tell her hes gone. (Starts to leave."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! Hey! Hey! We cant"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! Hey! Hey! We cant"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! Hey! Hey! We cant"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross, shes gonna start getting ready soon"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, cant you at least stall her a little? Ill-Ill go\nback to some of the places I went last night"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, well how much time do you need"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, well how much time do you need"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"One hour"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"One hour"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"One hour"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"One hour"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Give me two"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Give me two"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Then why do you ask?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Then why do you ask?"},
{"Character":"(They all go into the hallway","Line":"They all go into the hallway."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, wish me luck"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, wish me luck"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Im going with you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ross, youre tired. Youve been looking all night. And clearly\nyou suck at this"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, Ill see you guys later"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, Ill see you guys later"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Wait, do you know how youre going to stall her"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ill figure something out"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ill figure something out"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right. Good luck"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right. Good luck"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandlers","Line":"Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandlers."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my\nhair"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"About what"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"About what"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"About what"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"About what"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"About what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm… Im never gonna getting married"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we\ndone with that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No Monica! Im serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it.\nBecome a lesbian or something"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Any woman would be lucky to have ya"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Any woman would be lucky to have ya"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(jumping up) Rachel! You okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(jumping up) Rachel! You okay"}]
},
"9":{
"SceneDescription":" A Street, Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That is an old, Chinese woman"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That is an old, Chinese woman"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He could be in disguise, yknow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aw, yknow…Yknow, maybe were-were just\napproaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the\nlast place on Earth people would think youd go"},
{"Character":"[Cut to an office building","Line":"Cut to an office building."},
{"Character":"[Cut to an office building","Line":"Cut to an office building."},
{"Character":"[Cut to an office building","Line":"Cut to an office building."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So this is your office"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How did you guys find me? I knew I shouldve hid at the gym"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What the hell are you doing?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What the hell are you doing?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im\nrelated to Monica. How is she"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Shes fine. She doesnt know youre gone. And she\ndoesnt have to know, okay? Now come on, were going home"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! No! No! I cant do that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! No! No! I cant do that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! No! No! I cant do that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant\nbe the Bings"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whats wrong with being the Bings"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whats wrong with being the Bings"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use\nthe pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to\nyour hotel room"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Then you are neither of your parents"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Its not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at\neverybodys! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And\nIve met me; I am not Paul Newman. I dont race cars! I dont make popcorn!\nNone of my proceeds go to charity"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But look Chandler, right now no-one has a lower opinion of you than I\ndo. But I totally believe you can do this"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I want to. I love her so much, but Im afr…Its too\nhuge"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I want to. I love her so much, but Im afr…Its too\nhuge"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we\ntake it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just\nforget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well yeah, but then"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well yeah, but then"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well yeah, but then"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(interrupting him) Yeah—No-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go\nhome and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Depends on what you mean by we"}]
},
"10":{
"SceneDescription":" The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both\nholding swords.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"That can be arranged"},
{"Character":"(Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several feet and Joey screams in pain and drops to his\nknees","Line":"Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several feet and Joey screams in pain and drops to his\nknees."},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Lets reset"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Lets reset"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Lets reset"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! He got me! Owwwwww!!"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Lets take it from there"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Lets take it from there"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"(To Joey) Are you a little off today? Its going terribly slowly"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And\nIm the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss\nanything like that on account of me. I can do this"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you. Thank you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you. Thank you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you. Thank you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you. Thank you"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Still rolling, annnnd action"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you"},
{"Character":"Richard","Line":"Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it,\ncausing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger"}]
},
"11":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandlers Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasnt so scary, was it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im telling you, just a little bit at a time"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah okay. Well, whats the next little bit"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that\ntoo! Just like youve done everything else"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, excuse me for a minute. (Starts to leave"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wh—Hey—Whoa-whoa, where, where you going?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh\nair"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"(Chandler goes out into the hall and lights up a cigarette","Line":"Chandler goes out into the hall and lights up a cigarette."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh fresh air"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh fresh air"},
{"Character":"(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room","Line":"He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that\nyknow"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well,\nyknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im\ngonna go through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant\nbecause they\nfrown on that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant\nbecause they\nfrown on that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and hes so shocked that\nhis cigarette is hanging from his lip","Line":"They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and hes so shocked that\nhis cigarette is hanging from his lip."}]
},
"12":{
"SceneDescription":" Monicas Hotel Room, Chandler and Monicas parents and Phoebe are\nthere as Ross enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm,\nanyone seen Chandler"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I thought he was with you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He-he was with me umm, were playing a little game, yknow? Hide\nand seek"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You cant ask us son, thats cheating"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You cant ask us son, thats cheating"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(pause) Youre right, thanks for keeping me honest dad"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in\nthe wedding dress"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding\ndress"},
{"Character":"Mr. Bing","Line":"But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then"},
{"Character":"Mr. Bing","Line":"But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Honey, it isnt good luck"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Honey, it isnt good luck"},
{"Character":"(Monica enters","Line":"Monica enters."},
{"Character":"(Monica enters","Line":"Monica enters."},
{"Character":"(Monica enters","Line":"Monica enters."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God! Monica"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know! Hey, hows Chandler doin"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Great. Hes doing great. Dont you worry about Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, youre-youre sweating"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"These-these are beads of joy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"These-these are beads of joy"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh thats sweet. Dont touch me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"(They both go out into the hall","Line":"They both go out into the hall."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Whats going on"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Whats going on"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Chandlers gone again"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Chandlers gone again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a\nflight risk?"}]
},
"13":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(turning a corner) There he is!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"(Ross runs over and tackles him","Line":"Ross runs over and tackles him."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass\nkicking we talked about"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross! (He starts to get up."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross! (He starts to get up."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) Im serious! Youre not\nwalking out on my sister"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(standing up) Thats right! Im not"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Then where the hell have you been?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Then where the hell have you been?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know about Monica"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know about Monica"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You know?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You know?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?! What?! Talking about what?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You dont know"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You dont know"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You dont know"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Know what—If somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right\nnow"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What? Youll hi-ya"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What? Youll hi-ya"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monicas pregnant"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monicas pregnant"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youre…youre not\nfreaking out"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of\ncigarettes"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Ross","Line":"Cigarettes?!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Ross","Line":"Cigarettes?!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Ross","Line":"Cigarettes?!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and thats when I\nuh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.)\nYeah, yknow what? I thought anything that can fit into this, cant be scary"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well you obviously didnt see Chucky 3"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well you obviously didnt see Chucky 3"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give\nMonica so shed know I was okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dude. (Hugs him."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dude. (Hugs him."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dude. (Hugs him."},
{"Character":"(Mr. Geller turns the corner","Line":"Mr. Geller turns the corner."},
{"Character":"(Mr. Geller turns the corner","Line":"Mr. Geller turns the corner."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Way to go son! I knew youd find him"}]
}
}
}
}