startrek-ml/Data/Friends/The One With Joey’s Porsche.html.json

{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Joey’s Porsche.html":{
	"Cast":["Rachel","Ross","Chandler","Monica","Phoebe","Guy #1","Joey","Woman",""],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both\ncome storming in. Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I cannot believe that you didn’t tell me that we are still\nmarried!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look I was going to tell you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross\ndidn’t get the annulment; we are still married"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You’re kidding"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You’re kidding"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(overdoing it) Oh my God!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face\nanother failed marriage"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this\nwas a successful marriage"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny. (He\nlaughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Phoebe, I told her you already knew"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Phoebe, I told her you already knew"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Another lie. You have a sickness"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you’re not married to\nanymore of us are ya"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" The street down the block from Central Perk, Joey has found the Porsche and is\nwriting the note.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Guy #1","Line":"Nice car"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it’s not mine"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it’s not mine"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"(walking up) I love your car"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it’s (looks up and sees the woman) mine"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I bet it’s fast"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I bet it’s fast"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I bet it’s fast"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(checks in the window to make sure it has them) It’s got ‘em"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are\nbaby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Pheebs, how’s it going"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(rapidly) I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you\nthink they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at Chandler\nwith little baby girl Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right,\nCoach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly\nsmells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t been\ninvented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have a\nsituation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve been\nplaying these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our\nown zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in\ncharge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put\ntheir hands around… (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his\nfinger."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I’m a rookie. I should not be in the end zone"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I’m a rookie. I should not be in the end zone"},
				{"Character":"[Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes,\nChandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on","Line":"Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes,\nChandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the\nrestaurant"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah? (Checking the final diaper) Well this is not what I ordered"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey babies! Oh, I’m having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche\nI’ve got the keys too, still there"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Shocking! Since you still have the keys"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You should see the treatment I get when I’m with that car! People are\nfriendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about\nmy equity investments"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What equity investments"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What equity investments"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What equity investments"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his\nforehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I\nfigured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start to\nthink that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a\nbucket and some soap I can borrow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishing\ncompound"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t even have a car"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t even have a car"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t even have a car"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of\nthe building, so I washed it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And six others"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And six others"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There you are"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe\nwatch them.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don’t know why I was so nervous about this. And I don’t know\nwhy Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, two hours, a lifetime that’s the same"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they\ncan meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone’s eye out"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look\nat his smooth area, that’s just gonna mess them up"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over\nprotective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check\non the babies again."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh it’s so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able\nto put both legs over your head"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I can still do that"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I can still do that"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I can still do that"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How are you still single?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How are you still single?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe\nyou’re right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good. What made you change your mind"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I swallowed the sonic blaster gun"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I swallowed the sonic blaster gun"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How did that happen?!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How did that happen?!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Y’know? And it\nturns out I was wrong. And now it’s lodged in my throat. (Mimics a cat trying to\ncough up a hairball.) (He does it again."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Damnit! Y’know this whole time we were concentrating on watching\nthe babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and\nPhoebe are watching the babies. I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when\nit comes on in your area.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his\ncar back"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But you found the keys to his clothes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I\nown a Porsche"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And people will think you own a Porsche because you’re wearing the\nclothes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn’t have the\ncar! Right"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts to\nleave."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you know you don’t actually have one"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you know you don’t actually have one"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on! What are you doing?! I’m in character! Would you talk to\nher! (Storms out."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, I think it just moved. It’s really poking me"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, I think it just moved. It’s really poking me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, that’s it, we’re going to the emergency room"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?! No, you can’t, you can’t leave me here with them!\nWe’re baby-sitting!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The babies are asleep, I’m sure you’ll be okay on your own for\na while"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But you-you can’t leave me with them! We-we’re a team!\nWe’re playing a zone! They’re gonna triple team me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He’s got something plastic lodged in his throat, we’ve got to\ngo to the hospital"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He’s got something plastic lodged in his throat, we’ve got to\ngo to the hospital"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But no, because a doctor won’t be able to help him, it’s just\ngonna y’know naturally pass through his system in like seven years"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think that’s gum"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think that’s gum"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m pretty sure it’s gun"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m pretty sure it’s gun"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, listen this really hurts. Let’s go"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"A real man wouldn’t just run to the hospital! (They don’t\nstop.) No! What would, what would Krog do? (They ignore her and Phoebe is left alone."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is being triple teamed.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right?\nOkay, I’m gonna take that spit bubble as, \"Yeah, I do!\" Okay, after I get\nrid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I’ll set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at\nthe garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the\nfloor and break.) Okay, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I just have to\nclean that up. Okay? ‘Cause let’s face it, we’re at Monica’s. (She\ncrawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All\nright. Well, that’s just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the\nvase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two\nof you? Where is Leslie? Well, you can’t answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie?\nWhere are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She\nturns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV\ncabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks\nher up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, you’re a lot\nmischievous! Well, it’ll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay,\nyou sit with your brother and sister now—who aren’t there! (They both have\ndisappeared as well."},
				{"Character":"[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is,\nMonica’s apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire,\nbrimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart.\nNeedless to say, it’s messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away.\nParents with small children know what I’m talking about","Line":"Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is,\nMonica’s apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire,\nbrimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart.\nNeedless to say, it’s messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away.\nParents with small children know what I’m talking about."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(exhausted) How do you feel"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, let’s just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroy\nthe universe again in twelve to fourteen hours"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself! I fed\n‘em, bathed ‘em, and put ‘em to bed"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And protected them from a tornado"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And protected them from a tornado"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And protected them from a tornado"},
				{"Character":"(Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror","Line":"Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know, the babies are asleep"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, what, what happened here?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But my apartment"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Was the setting of Phoebe’s triumph"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But the mess"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But the mess"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But the mess"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies\nall by herself"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You’re right, you’re right I shouldn’t freak out.\n‘Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(pause) Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(pause) Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche\nstuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is\nfooling around with.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"(the same one from before approaches) Hi Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! How you doin’"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! How you doin’"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"(to her friend) He has the most amazing Porsche under there"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping.\n(The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the\nsame guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses\nit. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche."}]
			}
}
}
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