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"Cast":["Phoebe","Monica","(The guy walks past the","<strong>Guy","<strong>Monica and Phoebe","(The guy walks o","Chandler","Joey","Rachel","Jay Leno","Ross","Paolo","Mrs. Bing","All","(...Then full on the mout","(Enter Joe","(Enter Chandle","(People turn to loo","(She walks down the hal","(She leave"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do you think they have yesterday's daily news"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but\nbehind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of\ndepression."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Where? (Turns to face him) Ooh, come to Momma"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Where? (Turns to face him) Ooh, come to Momma"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool"},
{"Character":"(The guy walks past the","Line":"The guy walks past them"},
{"Character":"(The guy walks past the","Line":"The guy walks past them"},
{"Character":"(The guy walks past the","Line":"The guy walks past them"},
{"Character":"<strong>Guy","Line":"/strong> Nice hat"},
{"Character":"<strong>Monica and Phoebe","Line":"</strong>(in unison) Thanks"},
{"Character":"(The guy walks o","Line":"The guy walks on"},
{"Character":"(The guy walks o","Line":"The guy walks on"},
{"Character":"(The guy walks o","Line":"The guy walks on"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We should do something. Whistle"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We are not going to whistle"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on, do it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on, do it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on, do it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do it do it do it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do it do it do it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Shouts to the guy) Woo-woo"},
{"Character":"(The guy turns round, startled. Monica points to Phoebe. The guy gets hit by a truc","Line":"The guy turns round, startled. Monica points to Phoebe. The guy gets hit by a truck"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I can't believe you did that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I can't believe you did that"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma\nguy.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are there no conscious men in the city for you two"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He doesn't have anyone"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! (Turns on the TV"},
{"Character":"Jay Leno","Line":"(on TV) Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book,\n'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids\nto bed for this one"},
{"Character":"(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandle","Line":"Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler"},
{"Character":"(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandle","Line":"Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know, we don't have to watch this. <em>Weekend At Bernie's</em> is\non <em>Showtime</em>, <em>HBO</em>, and <em>Cinemax</em>"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No way, forget it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No way, forget it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No way, forget it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"C'mon, she's your mom"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"C'mon, she's your mom"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Exactly. <em>Weekend At Bernie's</em>! Dead guy getting hit in the\ngroin twenty, thirty times! No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I\ncannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old\nand all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can say that because she's not your mom"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, please.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, please.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, please.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, please.."},
{"Character":"(Rachel opens the door to Paol","Line":"Rachel opens the door to Paolo"},
{"Character":"Paolo","Line":"Bona sera"},
{"Character":"Paolo","Line":"Bona sera"},
{"Character":"Paolo","Line":"Bona sera"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, hi sweetie. (They kiss"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When did Rigatoni get back from Rome"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Last night"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Last night"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Last night"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Last night"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?... Just a\ndream I had- but, phew"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey hey hey! She's on"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey hey hey! She's on"},
{"Character":"Paolo","Line":"Ah! Nora Bing"},
{"Character":"Paolo","Line":"Ah! Nora Bing"},
{"Character":"Jay Leno","Line":"(on TV) ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London?\nWhat is that all about"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Your mom was arrested"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Your mom was arrested"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Shhh, busy beaming with pride"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Shhh, busy beaming with pride"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"(on TV) ...This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've\nbeen intimate with a man.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Now why would she say that's embarrassing"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Shhh"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Shhh"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Shhh"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Shhh"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Shhh"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Shhh"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Shhh"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"(on TV) ...I just get this craving for Kung Pow Chicken"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!"},
{"Character":"Jay Leno","Line":"(on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how\nis that going"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"(on TV) Oh, fine. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate-\nbut I get to see my son, who I love.."},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Awww"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Awww"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Awww"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Awww"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Awww"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Awww"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Awww"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone"},
{"Character":"Jay Leno","Line":"(on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a\nmom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad.."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"(on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first\ncondoms"},
{"Character":"(The gang turn to look at Chandle","Line":"The gang turn to look at Chandler"},
{"Character":"(The gang turn to look at Chandle","Line":"The gang turn to look at Chandler"},
{"Character":"(The gang turn to look at Chandle","Line":"The gang turn to look at Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...And then he burst into flames"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"I am famished. What do I want... (Looks at Chandler's menu"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. (They both sit down)\nWell, I think we're ready for some tequila"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know I am"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know I am"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know I am"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Who's doing shots"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Who's doing shots"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'm in"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'm in"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"There y'go. Ross"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"There y'go. Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy"},
{"Character":"(Enter Rachel and Paolo. They are both somewhat flustere","Line":"Enter Rachel and Paolo. They are both somewhat flustered"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of\ntime"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"...But a man can change. (Downs a shot"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"...But a man can change. (Downs a shot"},
{"Character":"[Time lapse. Ross is now clearly drunk. He is holding up a shot glass to his eye like a\njeweller's eye","Line":"Time lapse. Ross is now clearly drunk. He is holding up a shot glass to his eye like a\njeweller's eye."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Anyone want me to appraise anything"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Anyone want me to appraise anything"},
{"Character":"(Rachel feeds something to Paolo. He eats it and licks her han","Line":"Rachel feeds something to Paolo. He eats it and licks her hand"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written.\nNo, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a\nwriter"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just\nstart with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia,\nand bam! You have got yourself a book"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen"},
{"Character":"[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone","Line":"Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Yeah, any messages for room 226"},
{"Character":"(Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas","Line":"Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas'"},
{"Character":"(Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas","Line":"Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas'"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"You okay there, slugger"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and\nhe tries to pretend he was in the other one"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"What is with you tonight"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"What is with you tonight"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"(To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker,\nisn't it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. It's the one he's licking"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. It's the one he's licking"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"She's supposed to be with you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're good"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're good"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're good"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my\nbooks, and y'know why"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"The girl on the cover with her nipples showing"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with.\nBelieve me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages\nfor a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you\neventually kill off"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"The guy on the cover with his nipples showing"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"No, it's you"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"No, it's you"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"No, it's you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Please"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Please"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Please"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Please"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"You are gonna be fine, believe me"},
{"Character":"(She kisses him on the chee","Line":"She kisses him on the cheek"},
{"Character":"(She kisses him on the chee","Line":"She kisses him on the cheek"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-oh.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-oh.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-oh.."},
{"Character":"(...Then full on the mout","Line":"...Then full on the mouth"},
{"Character":"(Enter Joe","Line":"Enter Joey"},
{"Character":"(Enter Joe","Line":"Enter Joey"},
{"Character":"(Enter Joe","Line":"Enter Joey"},
{"Character":"(Enter Joe","Line":"Enter Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhhhh.... I'll just pee in the street"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Hospital. Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a\nbunch of balloons.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing here"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I..\ny'know, so what are you doing here"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my\nway... Do you come here a lot? Without me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No!\n...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How would I know? I-I wasn't here"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How would I know? I-I wasn't here"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How would I know? I-I wasn't here"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! (Whips back the sheet to\nreveal him wearing new pajamas."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone is there except for Chandler.&nbsp; Rachel is writing\nsomething and Monica walks up.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Reading) 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now,\ndo you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Reads) Yeah, I'd say so. And there's no 'j' in 'engorged'"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(Walks up with her guitar) Hey Rach"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(Walks up with her guitar) Hey Rach"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hello"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hello"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Going to the hospital tonight"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You just asked me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You just asked me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can\nwe do this now"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (Writes a little more) I am so hot"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Ross, on the couch) Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on\ntheir wedding day. Now you tell me she's not a knockout"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I cannot believe we're having this conversation"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I cannot believe we're having this conversation"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Into microphone) Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man\nthat I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look)\n'Kay. (Sung:) <i></i"},
{"Character":"You don't have to be awake to be my man,<br>\n As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand.<br>\n Though we just met the other day, <br>\n There's something I have got to say.","Line":"ou don't have to be awake to be my man,<br>\n As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand.<br>\n Though we just met the other day, <br>\n There's something I have got to say.."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Into mike) Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Into mike) Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Into mike) Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Into mike) Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Into mike) Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo"},
{"Character":"(Enter Chandle","Line":"Enter Chandler"},
{"Character":"(Enter Chandle","Line":"Enter Chandler"},
{"Character":"(Enter Chandle","Line":"Enter Chandler"},
{"Character":"(Enter Chandle","Line":"Enter Chandler"},
{"Character":"(Enter Chandle","Line":"Enter Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What was that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What was that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, uh, Phoebe just started a.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser?\n(Goes to the counter"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Laughing) Mother-Kisser... (Sees Ross's look) I'll shut up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I\njust wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian\nnightmare."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian\nnightmare."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom"},
{"Character":"(People turn to loo","Line":"People turn to look"},
{"Character":"(People turn to loo","Line":"People turn to look"},
{"Character":"(People turn to loo","Line":"People turn to look"},
{"Character":"(People turn to loo","Line":"People turn to look"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To the rest of Central Perk) We're rehearsing a Greek play"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's very funny. We done now"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell\nher how you feel"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my\nmom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his\nfinger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee)\nThat's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of\nmy book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"(Reentering) O-kay. Look, it, it was stupid"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really stupid"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really stupid"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry,\nhoney, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. No. No.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. No. No.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. No. No.."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through\nthe door as Ross walks up","Line":"Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through\nthe door as Ross walks up."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about\neverything"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're kidding"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're kidding"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're kidding"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're kidding"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no. He said \"When are you gonna grow up and start being a\nmom?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Then she came back with \"The question is, when are you gonna grow up\nand realise I have a bomb?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say \"When are you gonna\ngrow up and realise I am your mom?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That makes more sense"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That makes more sense"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That makes more sense"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, what's going on now"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, what's going on now"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to\nthe door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whaddya see"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whaddya see"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whaddya see"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking\naway... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run"},
{"Character":"(Joey runs off down the hall. Ross tries Monica and Rachel's apartment, but it is\nlocked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. Chandler and his\nmom come ou","Line":"Joey runs off down the hall. Ross tries Monica and Rachel's apartment, but it is\nlocked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. Chandler and his\nmom come out"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"You okay, kiddo"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"You okay, kiddo"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"You okay, kiddo"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Alright. (Kisses him"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice save"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice save"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice save"},
{"Character":"(She walks down the hal","Line":"She walks down the hall"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(Very politely) Mrs. Bing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(Very politely) Mrs. Bing"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Mr. Geller"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Mr. Geller"},
{"Character":"(She leave","Line":"She leaves"},
{"Character":"(She leave","Line":"She leaves"},
{"Character":"(Ross knocks on Monica and Rachel's doo","Line":"Ross knocks on Monica and Rachel's door"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You mean that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You mean that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, why not. (They shake hands) So I told her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah? How'd it go"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah? How'd it go"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Awful. Awful. Couldn'ta gone worse."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, howdya feel"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, howdya feel"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, howdya feel"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pretty good! I told her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your\nmom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go\ndown that road"}]
}
}
}
}