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	"Cast":["Phoebe","Joey","Monica","<strong>Estelle","","Chandler","Cassie","The Casting Director","Rachel","Phoebe and Rachel","Ross"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m sorry, do I know you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What are you doing"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What are you doing"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothing, I’m just practicing blowing you off because I’m gonna\nbe a big movie star"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! You got it?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! You got it?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! You got it?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":" Well no, not yet. But the audition went really good"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was it for"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was it for"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was it for"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, it’s this big budget period movie about these three Italian\nbrothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It’s really classy! Oh,\nand the director is supposed to be the next next Martin Scorcese"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The next next"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The next next"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The next next"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, there’s this guy from Chicago who’s supposed to be the\nnext Martin Scorcese, all right? But then this guy’s right after him. (Joey’s\ncell phone rings and he answers it.) Hello"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Estelle","Line":"/strong> Joey! It’s Estelle! I just talked to the casting\npeople:\nthey loved you"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Estelle","Line":"/strong> Yeah, they wanna see you again tomorrow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Estelle","Line":"/strong> There’s just one thing. Do you have a problem with full\nfrontal nudity"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh.\n(Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What’s the matter"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What’s the matter"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What’s the matter"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"They want me to be totally naked in the movie"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know! My grandmother’s gonna see this"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Grandma’s gonna have to get in line"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Joey is entering.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know! It’s not like it’s porn! This is a serious,\nlegitimate movie. Y’know? And the nudity is really important to the story"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s what you say about porn"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s what you say about porn"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You’re right. Maybe I shouldn’t even go on the call back"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude scenes! I mean, the\nchance to star in a movie? Come on"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well that’s true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds\nreally great. My character’s catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who\nrun away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and\nundress each other and hold each other. It’s really sweet and-and tender"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Plus, everyone’s gonna see your thing. (Giggles."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Plus, everyone’s gonna see your thing. (Giggles."}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to\nmake his brief cameo.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know I’m-I’m really glad we decided not to sleep\ntogether before the wedding"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh boy, me too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh boy, me too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh boy, me too"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know I was thinking if we had a…a big fight and uh we\nbroke up for a few hours"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and\ndomineering?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The wedding is off, sloppy and immature"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s me! Come on"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s me! Come on"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s me! Come on"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. (They both jump up to head for their room, but Monica stops.) But\nwait, we can’t. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we’re supposed to have\nlunch"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, get rid of her, obsessive and shrill"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Shrill?! The wedding is back on"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Shrill?! The wedding is back on"},
				{"Character":"(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy\nDenise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who don’t know who she\nis, rent <i>Wild Things</i> and she was also the last <i>Bond</i> girl in <i>The World Is\nNot Enough</i>","Line":"Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy\nDenise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who don’t know who she\nis, rent <i>Wild Things</i> and she was also the last <i>Bond</i> girl in <i>The World Is\nNot Enough</i>."},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(transfixed) Hi! Nice to meet you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(transfixed) Hi! Nice to meet you"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"Nice to meet you too"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"Nice to meet you too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So, are you ready to go"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So, are you ready to go"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in <i>Baywatch</i>-esque slow motion\nwith a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say can’t help but\nstare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America","Line":"She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in <i>Baywatch</i>-esque slow motion\nwith a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say can’t help but\nstare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(catching him) Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(catching him) Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’ll be right with you"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" A Casting Director’s Office, Joey is entering for his callback.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, I’m back"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Hi-hi Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Actually, I tried to call you. You didn’t need to\ncome down here today"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh great! Y’know I would’ve been perfect for this part, but\nwhatever! Y’know, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day!\n(Starts to leave."},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Wait Joey! You didn’t need to come down because the\ndirector saw your tape from yesterday and loved it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And scene! Huh? Wasn’t that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah!\nOkay! So you-you-you-you were saying"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And scene! Huh? Wasn’t that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah!\nOkay! So you-you-you-you were saying"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Well, the director thinks you’re really right for the\npart and wants to meet you tomorrow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! Sure! That’s great"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! Sure! That’s great"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Oh, and your agent said you were okay with the nudity"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! Yeah sure, just so long as it’s handled tastefully and that barn\nis not too cold"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Terrific! Well uh, there’s one more thing. Uhh, uh\nit’s really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic.\nYeah, and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how she’s never seen a\nnaked man who wasn’t Jewish. So… (Laughs."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So…What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So…What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So…What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So…What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So…What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So…What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So…What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So…What"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"So uh well, the director is insisting that whoever play\nthat part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what I’m saying"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. What"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not\nbe"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":" Barmitsvahed"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":" Barmitsvahed"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":" Barmitsvahed"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! I’ve got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay,\nwe get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyone’s names in them and inside is\neveryone’s individual birth stone"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party\nis tomorrow and we still don’t have a guest list"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know that’s coming? Me. Are you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! What’s up Mon"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! What’s up Mon"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well uh, I’m trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I\nraid your fridge"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Have at it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Have at it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Have at it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. (Opens the fridge.) All right, turkey. Eh, that won’t work.\nCheese? (Picks it up) That won’t work. Olive loaf? (Picks it up) I hope that\nwon’t work"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you makin’ him a sandwich"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you makin’ him a sandwich"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No it’s umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, I’m gonna go guys."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present!\n(Runs out."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(To Phoebe, after Monica’s gone) We have to get her a present?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay but look! Look at what I got! It’s her address book! (Holds it\nup.) We have a guest list"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God you’re amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God you’re amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh, and a little seed money for the party. (Holds up $40."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because\nof what she’s eating.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Cassie, how you-how you doin’ on that…hot dog"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"I’m all done"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"I’m all done"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(quietly) Thank God"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(quietly) Thank God"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented\nthat beach house together"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and\ntickled you ‘til you cried? (She laughs) We’re probably too old to do that now"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"I’ll always remember that summer, because it’s when I got all\nof these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(looking then moving away quickly) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I’ll\nalways remember that summer because that’s when I realized that we are related"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"It took you that long to figure it out, huh"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"It took you that long to figure it out, huh"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well I’m, I’m a little slow. (To himself) Just as our children\nwould be"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a\ntray.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to\ntry on"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! This looks great"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! This looks great"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. (Points to it.) Umm, this one is\nmade of bologna. (Points."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, just until the glue dries"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, just until the glue dries"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank God"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank God"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(to a whole group) Now, these are-are more realistic, but perishable."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay? (To a different group) Over here we have pink suede, which is\nnice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know it’s gonna shrink"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well maybe we just take that one away. (Picks it up and throws it away."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, that’s really just\nfor me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why don’t you go into your room and\ntry these on and we’ll see—get a better idea of what’s gonna work"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird"},
				{"Character":"(He goes into his room to try them on and closes the door","Line":"He goes into his room to try them on and closes the door."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Toothpick"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Toothpick"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you trying on now"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The fruit roll up"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The fruit roll up"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Delicious"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Delicious"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We have a winner"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! Which one?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! Which one?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The <i>Silly Putty</i>! It’s not so silly anymore"}]
			},
		"8":{
			"SceneDescription":" outside Phoebe's apartment, Monica is knocking on the door.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe! Rachel! It’s Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need\nme for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel\nsitting on the couch.) Oh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh Monica, we are so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And then for forgetting to invite you to it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And then for forgetting to invite you to it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You al-you already had it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people\ncame, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now\nyou don’t have either"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We ruined everything"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We ruined everything"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We ruined everything"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well no, wait a minute, that’s not true! No, what did, that was\nreally sweet. And it kinda works out for the best"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What do you, what do you mean"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What do you, what do you mean"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I\nmean, I get all those presents (Motions to the pile in the corner) without having to talk\nto people I don’t even like"},
				{"Character":"(Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at\nMonica","Line":"Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at\nMonica."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Surprise"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Surprise"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Surprise"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Surprise"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sur-surprise"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sur-surprise"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"…Monica"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"…Monica"}]
			},
		"9":{
			"SceneDescription":" Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the\nbathroom.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! No problem! I… (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once\nagain visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping\nthing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise\nRichards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official\nwebsite at www.deniserichards.com."},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"(noticing her) What"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"(noticing her) What"},
				{"Character":"Cassie","Line":"(noticing her) What"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(in her head) <i>Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! She’s\nnot your cousin!</i"}]
			}
}
}
}