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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Ross's Sandwich.html":{
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"Cast":["Phoebe","Chandler","Rachel","Ross","Joey","Monica","The Teacher","","Cynthia","Dr. Leedbetter","[Cut to a shot of a park","A Female Student","All"],
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"Scenes":{
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"1":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Phoebe is on\nthe couch, fidgeting.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What am I sitting on"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Top of the world? Dock of the bay? (He tries to think of another but\ncan't) I'm out"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(taking something out of the couch) Ew-eww!! Undies!"},
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{"Character":"(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large\nspoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces","Line":"She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large\nspoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces."},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right! Who's are they? Who's are they"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right! Who's are they? Who's are they"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, they're not mine"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, they're not mine"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, they're Joey's! They gotta be Joey's"},
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{"Character":"(Rachel turns and stares at him","Line":"Rachel turns and stares at him."},
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{"Character":"(Rachel turns and stares at him","Line":"Rachel turns and stares at him."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, they're mine"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, they're mine"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"See? They're Joey's! J-J-J-J-J-Joey's"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why are they here"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why are they here"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why are they here"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don't know uhh… (Pause as he thinks about it.) Well, I'm Joey.\nYeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(waving them in his face) Take 'em! (Joey makes a noise and jumps out of\nthe way.) Joey, you can touch them! They're your underwear"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(reluctantly taking them) Chandler? A word"},
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{"Character":"(Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out","Line":"Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out."},
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{"Character":"(Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out","Line":"Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the guy's apartment","Line":"Cut to the guy's apartment."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop!\n(Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's\nroom.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep\nembarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I\ndidn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a\nplay. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his\npants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(inspecting his leg) Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough\nspot"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(inspecting his leg) Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough\nspot"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, yeah actually"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want\neveryone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really\nwell is because it's a secret"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We are! Help us"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We are! Help us"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We are! Help us"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We are! Help us"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Help"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Help"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right! But, (To Monica) you do it with me once"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Didn't think so"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Didn't think so"}]
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},
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"2":{
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"SceneDescription":" Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(To Phoebe) Sorry I'm late, but I left late"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So Pheebs, what is the book about"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I thought you said you read it in high school"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep\nrally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anyway—umm, what is this book about"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and\numm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Which I think\nrepresents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. I totally get symbolism"},
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{"Character":"The Teacher","Line":"How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see\nhere (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story"},
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{"Character":"The Teacher","Line":"Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else"},
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{"Character":"The Teacher","Line":"Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I\nthink is-is mirrored in the wildness of Heathcliff's character"},
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{"Character":"The Teacher","Line":"Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Rachel) You completely stole my answer"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Rachel) You completely stole my answer"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, honey that was pretty obvious"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it"},
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{"Character":"The Teacher","Line":"What do you think? You in the blue shirt"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers"},
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{"Character":"The Teacher","Line":"Would ya care to venture one"},
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{"Character":"The Teacher","Line":"Would ya care to venture one"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Would you care to venture one"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Would you care to venture one"},
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{"Character":"The Teacher","Line":"Are you just repeating what I'm saying"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you just repeating what I'm saying"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you just repeating what I'm saying"},
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{"Character":"The Teacher","Line":"All right, let's move on"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay then"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay then"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay then"}]
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},
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"3":{
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"SceneDescription":" The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Cynthia","Line":"God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask\nme out"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So you uh, still wondering"},
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{"Character":"Cynthia","Line":"No, we just went out"},
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{"Character":"Cynthia","Line":"No, we just went out"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're smart. I like that"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're smart. I like that"},
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{"Character":"(He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. As he's getting out\nhis keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run\nto Chandler's bedroom. The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. Joey\nopens the door and ushers Cynthia in","Line":"He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. As he's getting out\nhis keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run\nto Chandler's bedroom. The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. Joey\nopens the door and ushers Cynthia in."},
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{"Character":"Cynthia","Line":"Oh, candles! (Notices something.) What is that? A blanket? A video\ncamera? Oh my God! (As she storms out, Rachel returns and overhears the conversation."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh no-no-no-no, wait-wait-wait!"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh no-no-no-no, wait-wait-wait!"},
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{"Character":"Cynthia","Line":"I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having\nsex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hiya"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hiya"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hiya"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hiya"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hiya"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hiya"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, is what she just said umm—Oh my God. (Looks around the room.)\nYou were actually gonna… (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.)\n(Rachel stares in shock."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What is going on here"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What is going on here"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick"},
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{"Character":"(Chandler silently pleads with Joey to cover for them","Line":"Chandler silently pleads with Joey to cover for them."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm Joey. I mean, I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films. (Points\nat Chandler, angrily."}]
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},
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"4":{
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"SceneDescription":" The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room\neating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, of course, Donald"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your\npart"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently\npeople now call you mental"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(Proudly) Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(Proudly) Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"We want you to speak to a psychiatrist."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh no, you-you don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Umm, this is all\nbecause of a sandwich"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"(laughs) A sandwich"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"(laughs) A sandwich"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"(laughs) A sandwich"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. You see my-my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her\nsecret is, she puts a, an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle; I call it the\nMoist Maker. Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here…"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"(laughs) Oh, you know what"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"(laughs) Oh, you know what"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"I-I'm sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You ate my sandwich"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You ate my sandwich"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(getting upset) Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey\nsandwich with a Moist Maker"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Do you perhaps seeing a note on top of it"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"There may have been a-a joke or a limerick of some kind"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still\nbe in the trash"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(jumping to his feet in anger) What"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(jumping to his feet in anger) What"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Leedbetter","Line":"Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it\naway"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to an outside shot of the museum","Line":"Cut to an outside shot of the museum."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to an outside shot of the museum","Line":"Cut to an outside shot of the museum."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to an outside shot of the museum","Line":"Cut to an outside shot of the museum."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to a shot of a park","Line":"Cut to a shot of a park."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to a shot of a park","Line":"Cut to a shot of a park."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away."}]
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},
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"5":{
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"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I\nthought that I would give you just a little preview. (Hands him a Polaroid."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(gasps) You're naked in this picture"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(gasps) You're naked in this picture"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know"},
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{"Character":"(Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in\nhis magazine. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it","Line":"Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in\nhis magazine. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in a stupor) Hey Chandler. (Sees Monica.) Monica"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross, are you okay"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross, are you okay"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why?"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why?"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why?"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why?"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"On account of my rage"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Which I may say, right now, is out of control"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He gave me a pill for it"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He gave me a pill for it"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He gave me a pill for it"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"A pill"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"A pill"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of\nabsence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a\ntranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait a minute, they're making you take time off work"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And you're okay with that"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And you're okay with that"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I don't know. It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I,\nI definitely don't care about my sandwich"}]
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},
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"6":{
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"SceneDescription":" The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know"},
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{"Character":"The Teacher","Line":"Monica, you asked the question"},
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{"Character":"(She sits back defeated, and Phoebe groans with disgust","Line":"She sits back defeated, and Phoebe groans with disgust."}]
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},
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"7":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of\nher classmates.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got\ncut off"},
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{"Character":"A Female Student","Line":"Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don't know! I didn't come with her"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don't know! I didn't come with her"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just\nconvinced Paul to give us a test next week"},
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{"Character":"All","Line":"A test?!"},
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{"Character":"All","Line":"A test?!"},
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{"Character":"All","Line":"A test?!"},
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{"Character":"All","Line":"A test?!"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! (Running out) We\nshould have essay questions!"}]
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}
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}
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}
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} |