startrek-ml/Data/Friends/The One With The Birthing Video.html.json

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	"Cast":["Phoebe","Rachel","Joey","(Rachel exits with coffe","Gunther","","Mona","Ross","Monica","Chandler","Woman on TV","Man on TV"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk. Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and\nsit down.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Hey, Rach"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! Hey, Happy Valentine’s Day"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! Hey, Happy Valentine’s Day"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, you, too"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, you, too"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, so, uh, how’s it going living over at Ross’"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s good. Except he makes us watch the <i>Discovery Channel </i>all\nday long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the\nMiddle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. I’ll see\nyou guys later"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bye"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bye"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bye"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bye"},
				{"Character":"(Rachel exits with coffe","Line":"Rachel exits with coffee"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"There’s one lucky to-go cup of coffee"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"There’s one lucky to-go cup of coffee"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(sighs) Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this.\nIs there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks. But maybe later"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks. But maybe later"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks. But maybe later"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"(to Joey) You want anything"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"(to Joey) You want anything"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I\nlove on Valentine’s Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment\nof relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that that’s never going to happen"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"We have red bagels"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"We have red bagels"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"We have red bagels"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, okay."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, okay."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, okay."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, okay."}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and…wait…just Joey’s. Joey is sitting at the counter eating\na pizza.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know you’ve been really depressed\nlately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real,\nlive, furry playmate"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, I’m not sleeping with your friend Jane again"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside","Line":"Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside","Line":"Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He-hee"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He-hee"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He-hee"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! A dog! Hi! Who, you got to admit, looks a lot like Jane"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy.\nNow, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. And he will cheer you up"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks so much, Pheebs! (to the dog) We are going to have so much fun, yes we\nare! (the dog sticks his head between Joey’s legs) Oh! Not that kind of fun"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey’s. Joey is playing fetch with the dog.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! (Joey pretends to throw it,\nbut really doesn’t, and the dog goes running off.) Well, you’re cute, but\nyou’re not too smart!"},
				{"Character":"(The dog returns with a ball that looks exactly like the same one Joey has","Line":"The dog returns with a ball that looks exactly like the same one Joey has."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(looking at the ball the dog brought back) Did I just throw this"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who\nis this"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, that’s, uh, that’s Phoebe’s friend’s dog. I\ndon’t know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips…kind of like you do to\na baby or...well…a puppy…it’s hard to explain. Just use your imagination!)\nOh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but I’ve got to go to\nwork! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do.\n(still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously can’t stop it. (exits"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to the dog) C’mere. Hey. C’mere. That’s Rachel. She’s\nthe one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with you—we love her. But we\ncan’t have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? You’re a\nguy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Good"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Good"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Good"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Good"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Good"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Good"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"I brought you back a present"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"I brought you back a present"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha—? Oh, come on. You didn’t have to—saltwater taffy?! (Mona\nlaughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea\nwater, but it’s actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. That’s not\ninteresting"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"I think it’s interesting"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"I think it’s interesting"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I do too! I missed you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I do too! I missed you"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"I missed you, too! So, how was your week"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"I missed you, too! So, how was your week"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, it was good! It was good. Actually, the baby started kicking"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"How exciting"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"How exciting"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"How exciting"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"How exciting"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah! I know! It was. Oh… the only sad thing is I wasn’t around\nwhen it happened for the first time"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Oh no"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Oh no"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Oh no"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Oh no"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Oh no"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Oh no"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Oh no"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I’m missing out on all this other stuff, too. So, Joey suggested\nRachel move in with me"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"(laughing) Yeah right"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"(laughing) Yeah right"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"(laughing) Yeah right"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Joey cracks me up! It’s like, ‘Yeah, why don’t you have your\nex-wife move in with you? That wouldn’t be awkward at all!’ (she laughs again"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(not amused) Huh…uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(not amused) Huh…uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my\nboyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs…yes…again!"},
				{"Character":"(Ross fake laughs, obviously not finding this funny, and he’s starting to panic,\nso he shoves the whole saltwater taffy he’s eating in his mout","Line":"Ross fake laughs, obviously not finding this funny, and he’s starting to panic,\nso he shoves the whole saltwater taffy he’s eating in his mouth"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"So, what’d you tell him"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"So, what’d you tell him"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"So, what’d you tell him"},
				{"Character":"Mona","Line":"So, what’d you tell him"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(with his mouth full) Just a second! (he fake laughs, but turns his head and\nstarts to break down"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey’s. Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying\non the footrest.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just\nisn’t going to happen. It would be like you falling in love with a cat"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey, buddy. How’s my favorite dog, huh? How’s my favorite dog?\n(the dog doesn’t move) You’re subdued. (to Joey) Did you give him a beer"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, sure. Go ahead. (pause) Oh, me, right"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, sure. Go ahead. (pause) Oh, me, right"},
				{"Character":"(Joey follows Phoebe into the kitche","Line":"Joey follows Phoebe into the kitchen"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He’s miserable! What happened to him"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He’s miserable! What happened to him"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothing. We just talked about stuff"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What stuff"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What stuff"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What stuff"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What stuff"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rachel stuff"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rachel stuff"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rachel stuff"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh…Joey, you bummed him out! This was the happiest dog in the world,\nand he spends half a day with you, and look at him"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"He’s breathing"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"He’s breathing"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"He’s breathing"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, I’m going to take him back to Wendy’s"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no, no, no! He’s fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball)\nHere’s your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces\nright next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the\ndog! Pheebs, I broke the dog"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler’s. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still\nstaring at the screen.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How long has it been this time"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"90 seconds"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"90 seconds"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"90 seconds"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s better. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about\nit…except all I did was think about it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, it haunts me? Up ‘til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was\nmy father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that\nmy screensaver"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why don’t we get rid of the tape\nand pretend it never existed"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can do that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can do that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can do that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can do that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can do that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can do that"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler takes the tape and sticks it under the chair cushio","Line":"Chandler takes the tape and sticks it under the chair cushion"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. Now all we’ve got to do is get rid of this chair"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they can’t do it and\nback up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone\nknocks on the door","Line":"Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they can’t do it and\nback up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone\nknocks on the door."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, thank God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, thank God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, thank God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, thank God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, thank God"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I know"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I know"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come in"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come in"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come in"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi! I’m so sorry to barge in on your Valentine’s, but\nI had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, my God"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Poor Ross"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Poor Ross"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Poor Ross"},
				{"Character":"(Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the\naction in Ross’ apartmen","Line":"Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the\naction in Ross’ apartment"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he\ncloses the drapes"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? It’s here"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it: don’t watch it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it: don’t watch it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why? You saw it? Is it scary"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why? You saw it? Is it scary"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, let’s just say it’s ironic how footage of someone being\nborn can make you want to kill yourself"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, now, wait. Now I’m all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch\nit with me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, but I will leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, but I will leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"C’mon, seriously, you guys, you’re not going to make me watch\nthis alone"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"She’s right…of course not. Honey, get the tape"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"She’s right…of course not. Honey, get the tape"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This\nreminds me of a very specific part of the tape. (Chandler puts the tape in, and they all\nsit down) Okay, here we go"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! (Rachel jumps when the woman starts\nscreaming) Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why have I seen this thing three times?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why have I seen this thing three times?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why have I seen this thing three times?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s…still beautiful"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s…still beautiful"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh! It’s horrible"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh! It’s horrible"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know! I know, I’m so sorry for you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, my God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, my God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, my God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, my God"},
				{"Character":"(Monica and Rachel both cover their eye","Line":"Monica and Rachel both cover their eyes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait, you guys, look"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait, you guys, look"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Did her ass explode?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Did her ass explode?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, the baby’s out! Look, look"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, the baby’s out! Look, look"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, look at those little fingers and toes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And look how happy the mom is now"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And look how happy the mom is now"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh…Rach"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh…Rach"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh…Rach"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh…Rach"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, screw you guys, you don’t have to do it"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Ross and Rachel’s. Rachel is standing in front of the TV holding a video.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(thinking) <i>You’re going to have a baby, and you need to be\nprepared. Now, you’re going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it!</i>\n(Rachel puts the tape in the VCR"},
				{"Character":"Woman on TV","Line":"I came to the big city to become a star! I’ll do…anything to\nmake that happen"},
				{"Character":"Man on TV","Line":"Anything"},
				{"Character":"Man on TV","Line":"Anything"},
				{"Character":"Man on TV","Line":"Anything"},
				{"Character":"Man on TV","Line":"Anything"},
				{"Character":"(Music starts playing…yes…you know what kind of music","Line":"Music starts playing…yes…you know what kind of music…"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(thinking) <i>Hmm…maybe it starts with </i>how <i>she gets pregnant.</i"}]
			}
}
}
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