startrek-ml/Data/Friends/The One With The Butt.html.json

{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Butt.html":{
	"Cast":["Rachel","Chandler","Phoebe","(The lights dim","Ross","Joey","All","Monica","<i>Aurora","<i></i>Chandler","Aurora","<i></i>Joey","<i>Chandler","<i></i>All","<i></i>Monica","<font size="3">Monica"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to\nstart.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's\npicture! This is so exciting"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before.\nNotice, no fear, no sense of impending doom.."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it's\nnot just <i>Freud</i>, it's <i>Freud!</i"},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"(The lights dim","Line":"The lights dim."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen"},
				{"Character":"(The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient","Line":"The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say,\nyour pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, kids."},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is...\njust a line"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you\nhaven't asked me how my date went"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her. She's had the\nmost amazing life! She was in the Israeli army.."},
				{"Character":"(A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted by\nitalics","Line":"A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted by\nitalics."},
				{"Character":"<i>Aurora","Line":"...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made it\nto the border, but just barely, and I- ...I've been talking about myself all night long,\nI'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.</i"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I\nrode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>Chandler","Line":"We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or\nless"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>Chandler","Line":"We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or\nless"},
				{"Character":"<i>Aurora","Line":"...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon. </i"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"'We' would be me and Rick"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"'We' would be me and Rick"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>Joey","Line":"Who's Rick"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>Joey","Line":"Who's Rick"},
				{"Character":"<i>Chandler","Line":"Who's Rick?</i"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"My husband"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"My husband"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"My husband"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>All","Line":"Ooooohhh"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>All","Line":"Ooooohhh"},
				{"Character":"<i>Chandler","Line":"Oh, so you're divorced?</i"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed?...Hopefully"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, I'm still married"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, I'm still married"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you\nsitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change\nin my pocket"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay\nwith Ethan"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>All","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>All","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"<i>Chandler","Line":"So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do\nyou imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?</i"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"I suppose mainly sexual"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"I suppose mainly sexual"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Hm"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Hm"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Hm"},
				{"Character":"<i></i>Monica","Line":"Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you\nlisten to the story"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you\nget involved with a woman like this"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I\nlook at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none\nof the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out\nwith someone else"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I couldn't do it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I couldn't do it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I couldn't do it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good for you, Joey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good for you, Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"When I'm with a woman, I need to <em>know</em> that I'm going out with\nmore people than she is"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean,\nanthropologically speaking"},
				{"Character":"(They all pretend to fall asleep","Line":"They all pretend to fall asleep."},
				{"Character":"(They all pretend to fall asleep","Line":"They all pretend to fall asleep."},
				{"Character":"(They all pretend to fall asleep","Line":"They all pretend to fall asleep."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We're kidding. C'mon, tell us"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah! C'mon"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah! C'mon"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah! C'mon"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah! C'mon"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Alright, alright, alright..."},
				{"Character":"(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her","Line":"Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whaddya think? Today's the big day"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't\never tell me what you did in there"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler enters with the phone","Line":"Chandler enters with the phone."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler enters with the phone","Line":"Chandler enters with the phone."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"C'mon, we're roommates! (He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs\nback out.) My eyes!! My eyes!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I warned you.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I warned you.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I warned you.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I warned you.."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel enters from her room","Line":"Rachel enters from her room."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel enters from her room","Line":"Rachel enters from her room."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who is being loud"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things,\nAurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you got the whole night, huh"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you got the whole night, huh"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He\nstarts to raid the fridge."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a\nrelationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your\nlife? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about\nthirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door?\n(He has armloads of stuff."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind\nyou to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that."}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"God, I love these fingers.."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they\nare"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"(moves Chandler's arm and look at his watch.) Oh my God, I'm late. (She\nstarts to get up."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. (He kisses her and pulls her\nback down."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Don't go"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Don't go"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Okay. Oh no, I have to"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to himself) Too bad, she's leaving"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"(getting up and dressing) I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"It's not Rick"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"It's not Rick"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"It's not Rick"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, it's-it's Andrew."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, it's-it's Andrew."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret\nasking the following question, but- And Andrew is"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"He's... new"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"He's... new"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"He's... new"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick,\nEthan and myself"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, that's not exactly what I was."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"No, that's not exactly what I was."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So what do you want"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So what do you want"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"You have me"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"You have me"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nono, just you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nono, just you"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Whaddyou mean"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Whaddyou mean"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Lose the other guys"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"...Like, ...all of them"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"...Like, ...all of them"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"C'mon, we're great together, why not"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and\nlaugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I\nthought that's what you wanted too"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys,\ny'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy.\nActually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes\nand breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out!\nGet out!"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So... which one of the two guys will you listen to"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"So... which one of the two guys will you listen to"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactly\nlet each other finish.."},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Which one"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Which one"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Which one"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"Which one"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...The second guy"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...The second guy"},
				{"Character":"Aurora","Line":"(gets up to leave) Well, call me if you change your mind"},
				{"Character":"(She kisses him, he holds her, and kisses her passionately","Line":"She kisses him, he holds her, and kisses her passionately."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sorry, the first guy runs the lips"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sorry, the first guy runs the lips"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica's Bedroom, she's lying in bed wide awake.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"<font size="3">Monica","Line":"(hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) <em>If it bothers you\nthat much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have\nto prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them,\nand then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help! </em>(She buries her head\nin her pillow.) </font"}]
			}
}
}
}