startrek-ml/Data/Friends/The One With The Dirty Girl.html.json

{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Dirty Girl.html":{
	"Cast":["Cheryl","Ross","[inside","Phoebe","Chandler","Monica","Rachel","","Joey","Mrs. Burkart","Gunther","Both"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The\nrest of the gang is watching from inside.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"So, thank you for the delicious dinner."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're welcome for a delicious dinner."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're welcome for a delicious dinner."},
				{"Character":"[inside","Line":"inside]"},
				{"Character":"[inside","Line":"inside]"},
				{"Character":"[inside","Line":"inside]"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey what are you guys looking at?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross and the most beautiful girl in <strong>the world</strong>."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, come to papa."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, come to papa."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, come to papa."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, come to papa."},
				{"Character":"[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.","Line":"Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the <strong>ass</strong>\non her?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Where did you, when did you, how did you... (Joey hits the back of\nChandler's head) How did you get a girl like that?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, so what is she, like a... like a spokesmodel, or an aerobics\ninstructor, what?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate, specializing in the\ncentazoic era."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate, specializing in the\ncentazoic era."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her\ndinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can\nbring home the biggest geek."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Fine by me; hope she wins."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Fine by me; hope she wins."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Fine by me; hope she wins."}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(moved by the kiss) Huh..."},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"Um, would you like to come in?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"Um, would you like to come in?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Did homo-erectus hunt with wooden tools?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"According to recent findings!"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"According to recent findings!"},
				{"Character":"[They go into the apartment. Inside the apartment it looks like a sewage dump exploded\nand landed in her living room. There are clothes and food and junk covering every square\ninch of space. I mean pigs have nicer pens. Ross is completely shocked","Line":"They go into the apartment. Inside the apartment it looks like a sewage dump exploded\nand landed in her living room. There are clothes and food and junk covering every square\ninch of space. I mean pigs have nicer pens. Ross is completely shocked."},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"(throwing food around the room) Here Mitzi! Here Mitzi!"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"(throwing food around the room) Here Mitzi! Here Mitzi!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mitzi is....."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mitzi is....."},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"My hamster. I hope she's okay, I haven't seen her in a while. Have a seat."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(mouths \"where?\") Uh... Oh hey, do you, uh (steps on some garbage\nand falters) ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I do! Why don't we go back to my place, light a couple of candles,\nbreak open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties, uh..."},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"I'd rather not."},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"I'd rather not."},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"I'd rather not."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, yeah, why not?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, yeah, why not?"},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"Okay, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kinda has a weird\nsmell."}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword. Chandler\nis in the kitchen.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You know what we should all do? Go see a musical."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(confused) Sure..."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(confused) Sure..."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you\nhappen to know the name of that one?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't know... um, Grease?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't know... um, Grease?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't know... um, Grease?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No...."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No...."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No...."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Rent?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Rent?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! Rent!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! Rent!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! Rent!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, so when do you want to go?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, it is, at <i>Office Max</i>."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, it is, at <i>Office Max</i>."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a\npen.)"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A <strong>pen</strong>"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A <strong>pen</strong>"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A <strong>pen</strong>"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Huh-huh! You can't give her that."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Huh-huh! You can't give her that."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift,\nmaybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over....\n\"Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!\""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio\nfor her birthday?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio\nfor her birthday?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"She didn't have a birthday while we were going out."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"For three years?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"For three years?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"For three years?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(whining and heading toward the door) Look, it's too late, and I got an\naudition. I can't shop anymore! I..."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right. I will go out and I will try to find something for her, okay?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it."}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a\ntie.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead\nof a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of\ntime, and garbage is all that has survived! (Ross takes the loosely tied tie off and hands\nit to Joey who puts it on.) Here."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, so... next time, you take her to your place."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, so... next time, you take her to your place."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I tried that. She says it has a weird smell."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What kind of smell?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What kind of smell?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What kind of smell?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What kind of smell?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I don't know. <i>Soap</i>?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You wanna see her again, right?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So you're gonna have to do it in the mess!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, okay you're right."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, okay you're right."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, okay you're right."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I mean, uh, who... who cares about a little sloppiness?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's, uh... it's endearing, really."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig! (Ross hesitates, looks unsure)\nOink!"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" In the living room at the funeral",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Burkart","Line":"(singing) Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those peepers? Jeepers,\ncreepers, where'd you get those eyes?"},
				{"Character":"[cut to Monica and Phoebe in the kitchen","Line":"cut to Monica and Phoebe in the kitchen]"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You didn't get the money, did you?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You didn't get the money, did you?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maybe I can try at intermission? Phoebe, come on... you know what? Let's\njust go!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! Hey, we're not leaving until we get paid! I don't know who she thinks\nshe is! Enough is enough! (Phoebe goes into the living room.) Hey, widow?"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Burkart","Line":"(Singing) Come on along and listen to..."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Burkart","Line":"(Singing) Come on along and listen to..."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, Widow!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, Widow!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, Widow!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, Widow!"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Burkart","Line":"(Singing) ...the lullabye of..."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Excuse me. Excuse me! (Mrs. Bukart stops singing) Thanks. Um, clearly this\nis a very, very hard time for you. Um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to\nbe paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until we're paid\nevery penny. 'Cause you know what, lady? We're part time caterers, and we have no place\nelse to go."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Burkart","Line":"All right. I'll get my bag."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Burkart","Line":"All right. I'll get my bag."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Burkart","Line":"All right. I'll get my bag."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with\neveryone staring at her.)"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk. Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword\npuzzle. Gunther is there, going into the back room.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I did it! Oh! I finished it! I did it all by myself! And there's nobody to\nhug!"},
				{"Character":"[From the background we hear a crash and Gunther comes running out of the back room,\npushing people aside, reaching for Rachel.","Line":"From the background we hear a crash and Gunther comes running out of the back room,\npushing people aside, reaching for Rachel.]"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Move!"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Move!"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Move!"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Move!"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Move!"},
				{"Character":"[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe\ncome into Central Perk.","Line":"Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe\ncome into Central Perk.]"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!"},
				{"Character":"[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly","Line":"Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh... yay!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh... yay!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh... yay!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh... yay!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh... yay!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thanks!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thanks!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thanks!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, that's great! Congratulations!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she\ndid."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. I'm a hard ass."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. I'm a hard ass."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. I'm a hard ass."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait a minute, Phoebe! We <strong>should</strong> be partners. We should be\ncatering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such\na great time together!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can cook and you can take care of the money."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!"},
				{"Character":"Both","Line":"(screaming with excitement) Aah!"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister."},
				{"Character":"Cheryl","Line":"Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep,\nthinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?"},
				{"Character":"[Cheryl shrugs, shuts the door, looking puzzled","Line":"Cheryl shrugs, shuts the door, looking puzzled]"},
				{"Character":"[Cheryl shrugs, shuts the door, looking puzzled","Line":"Cheryl shrugs, shuts the door, looking puzzled]"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No?"},
				{"Character":"[Monica looks around the hallway, pulls out a sponge and starts scrubbing the door\nframe.","Line":"Monica looks around the hallway, pulls out a sponge and starts scrubbing the door\nframe.]"}]
			}
}
}
}