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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Embryos.html":{
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"Cast":["Rachel","Monica","Chandler","Joey","Dr. Zane","Phoebe","Frank","Alice","","Ross","(They both confer","(The girls are stumpe","Chandler and Joey"],
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"Scenes":{
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"1":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, it’s 0-Dark:30, in other words it’s really,\nreally early. Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was\nstirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster\nand is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into\ntheir living room, searching for the cause of the sound.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is\nthat you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.)\nOhhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joey’s with Monica in trail.)"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Boy, you are really not a morning person"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(angrily) BACK OFF!!! (She starts banging on their door.) Get up! Get\nup! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!"},
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{"Character":"(Chandler opens the door, finally","Line":"Chandler opens the door, finally."},
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{"Character":"(Chandler opens the door, finally","Line":"Chandler opens the door, finally."},
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{"Character":"(Chandler opens the door, finally","Line":"Chandler opens the door, finally."},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What is that noise"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It’s the chick! She’s…going through some changes"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What kind of changes"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What kind of changes"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well the vet seems to think that’s she’s becoming a rooster.\n(The rooster crows.) We’re getting a second opinion"}]
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},
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"2":{
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"SceneDescription":" The Doctor’s office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice\nwatch.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Well, okay, so what’s now—go get, go get the eggs, put ‘em\nin there"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"Okay, it’ll take just a little while to prepare the embryos"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Embryossss? As in, \"More than one?"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Embryossss? As in, \"More than one?"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Embryossss? As in, \"More than one?"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"Um-hmm, five actually"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the\nstairs"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will\nattach"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That’s it! 25 percent? That means that’s it’s like 75\npercent chance of no baby at all"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Hey, y’know I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you\nstuff like 200 of them in there"},
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{"Character":"Alice","Line":"Sweety, now, she’s a woman, not a gumball machine"},
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{"Character":"Alice","Line":"Sweety, now, she’s a woman, not a gumball machine"},
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{"Character":"Alice","Line":"Sweety, now, she’s a woman, not a gumball machine"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, well y’know what, don’t worry you guys, ‘cause\nI’m-I’m gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot\nto make it right"},
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{"Character":"Alice","Line":"Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, we’re kinda\nusing all the money we have to do it just this one time"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Whoa!! That—okay, that’s a lot of pressure on me and my\nuterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is there—is maybe is there something that I\ncan do y’know just to like help make sure I get pregnant"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"No, I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"No, I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"No, I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"No, I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"No, I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow! You guys really don’t know anything"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"I know! Why don’t you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in\nmy high school"}]
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},
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"3":{
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"SceneDescription":" The Doctor’s office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish\ncontaining the embryos.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi!\nI’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should\nknow, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been\nthere! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab\non. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready\nto have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m\nscreaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"Ready"},
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{"Character":"Dr. Zane","Line":"Ready"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh. (To the embryos) Good luck"}]
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},
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"4":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier, only slightly later.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica, betting the apartment, I don’t know about this"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game!\nLook at my hand. (Holds up her hand."},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why? Do you have the answers written on there"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, let’s do it"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, let’s do it"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (They go into the living room."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, gentlemen, you’re up first"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, gentlemen, you’re up first"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (Starts jumping around."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it (Chandler\nstops jumping)—now. What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey\ngoalie"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Big fat goalie"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Big fat goalie"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Big fat goalie"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Big fat goalie"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"<em>Dangerous Liaisons</em>"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"<em>Dangerous Liaisons</em>"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Correct. Her actual favorite movie is.."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"<em>Weekend at Bernie’s</em>"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"<em>Weekend at Bernie’s</em>"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! (Whispers something in Joey’s ear and then in Ross’s\near."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many\ncategories are there"},
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{"Character":"(They both confer","Line":"They both confer."},
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{"Character":"(They both confer","Line":"They both confer."},
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{"Character":"(They both confer","Line":"They both confer."},
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{"Character":"(They both confer","Line":"They both confer."},
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{"Character":"(They both confer","Line":"They both confer."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Everyday use"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Everyday use"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fancy"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fancy"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guest"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guest"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guest"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guest"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fancy guest"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Two seconds"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Two seconds"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Two seconds"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh, 11"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh, 11"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right,\nthat’s 4 for the guys. Ladies, you’re up."},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on"},
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{"Character":"(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you\ndon’t know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New\nGirlfriend","Line":"As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you\ndon’t know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New\nGirlfriend."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round\nbegins…now! What is Joey’s favorite food"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sandwiches!"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sandwiches!"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sandwiches!"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"14"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"14"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"14"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"14"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"14"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"14"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, 19"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, 19"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thanks man"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thanks man"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Joey, had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maurice"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maurice"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maurice"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maurice"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Correct, his profession was"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Space cowboy"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Space cowboy"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Space cowboy"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Correct! What is Chandler Bing’s job"},
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{"Character":"(The girls are stumpe","Line":"The girls are stumped"},
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{"Character":"(The girls are stumpe","Line":"The girls are stumped"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And processing"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And processing"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And processing"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"He carries a briefcase"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s not even a word! I can get this! I can get this"},
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{"Character":"(Ross stops the clock, signifying the end of the lightning round","Line":"Ross stops the clock, signifying the end of the lightning round."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
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{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"YEAH!!! YES!!"}]
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},
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"5":{
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"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy\nunpacking.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can’t find garbage bags"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I think I saw some in here."},
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{"Character":"(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at what’s inside of it","Line":"She opens a door and they both scream at horror at what’s inside of it."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What is it?"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What is it?"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What is it?"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What is it?"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it’ll\ndie"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can’t believe we’re living here"}]
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}
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}
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}
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} |