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"Cast":["Monica","Ross","Phoebe","Rachel","Joey","Chandler","Kids","<strong>Witch","<strong>Clown","Cowgirl","Girl","Ballerina","Eric","Mona","[Cut to Joey and Monica","[Cut to Phoebe and Eric","Ursula","(They walk away","[Time Lapse"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter. Oh, and Joey is\nwearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey you guys"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know it’s last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh good! (And there’s general excitement."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And everybody has to wear costumes. (And there’s general\ndisconcertment.) Come on! It’ll be fun"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I’ll-I’ll be there. I mean I have to wear a costume to all\nmy classes that day anyway so"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Please tell me you’re not gonna dress up like a dinosaur"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Please tell me you’re not gonna dress up like a dinosaur"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(exhales sarcastically) Not two years in a row"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(exhales sarcastically) Not two years in a row"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, I’ll come to the party but I’m not dressing up"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You have to"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You have to"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You have to"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be\nsomeone you’re not"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You’re an actor"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You’re an actor"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. Yeah, I think I will"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. Yeah, I think I will"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That hot girl from their wedding"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That hot girl from their wedding"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini\nmodel, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huh—Ooh-ooh, Leatherface from <i>The\nTexas Chainsaw Massacre</i>—No-no-no! Slutty Leatherface"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Now wasn’t Joey hitting on her at the wedding too"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That’s right! He was hitting on her, and I got her. I guess\nthe better man won. (To Joey) Please don’t take her from me"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out\nsome food as Rachel enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait! You’re supposed to wear a costume"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to\nwear it, because soon she won’t be able to fit into it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ahh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ahh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’m Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when you’re too\nbig for it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
{"Character":"Kids","Line":"Trick or treat"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids\nright now. Y’know, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal\ninstincts"},
{"Character":"Kids","Line":"Trick or treat!"},
{"Character":"Kids","Line":"Trick or treat!"},
{"Character":"Kids","Line":"Trick or treat!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to\ntwo parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary\nwitch. (Gives her candy."},
{"Character":"<strong>Witch","Line":"/strong> Thank you"},
{"Character":"<strong>Witch","Line":"/strong> Thank you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And you are a very funny clown. (Gives him candy."},
{"Character":"<strong>Clown","Line":"/strong> Thank you"},
{"Character":"<strong>Clown","Line":"/strong> Thank you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Y’know, I work\nat <i>Ralph Lauren</i> and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going\non. I don’t suppose you saw the cover of British <i>Vogue</i>, but"},
{"Character":"Cowgirl","Line":"(interrupting) Can I just have the candy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe,\ndressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So we do Supergirl"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, it’s me. Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, it’s me. Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica!\nCan I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(To Monica) Oh, you did this to him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(To Monica) Oh, you did this to him"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! I thought he’d love it! His favorite kid's book was the <i>Velveteen\nRabbit</i>"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The <i>Velveteen Rabbit</i> was brown and white"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No bunny at all!! Always no bunny at all!!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You didn’t dress up either?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes I did! I’m Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How is that me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How is that me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How is that me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay. I’m Chandler (makes a growling/gurgling sound at the end and\nthe girls laugh."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Chandler) That is so you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Chandler) That is so you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"When have I ever done that?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"When have I ever done that?! (And does the sound again."},
{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Trick or treat"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Trick or treat"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh! (Opens the door to reveal a ballerina) Well you’re just the\nprettiest ballerina I’ve ever seen"},
{"Character":"Ballerina","Line":"Thank you. (Pirouettes."},
{"Character":"Ballerina","Line":"Thank you. (Pirouettes."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy"},
{"Character":"Ballerina","Line":"Thank you. (Does another ballerina move."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy"},
{"Character":"Ballerina","Line":"I love you! (Hugs Rachel."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh… Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into\nher bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! There’s only been like four kids"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! There’s only been like four kids"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave\nher everything"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No wonder your pregnant"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No wonder your pregnant"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No wonder your pregnant"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey! (He’s wearing a costume as well."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you supposed to be"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik? (They all look at him.) Well,\nI’m a potato or a…spud. And these are my antennae. (Points to the colander with\nan old TV antenna glued on top that he’s wearing.) So Sputnik, becomes…\n(They’re still confused) Spud-nik. Spudnik"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow! I don’t have the worst costume anymore"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow! I don’t have the worst costume anymore"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sees Ross) Hey all right, Ross came as doody"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I-I’m not doody"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I-I’m not doody"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I-I’m not doody"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, space doody"},
{"Character":"(Joey gives him the okay symbol, and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler.\nMeanwhile, Phoebe goes over to the snack table as some guy, which turns out to be Ursula's\nfiancée Eric, walks in and smacks her butt","Line":"Joey gives him the okay symbol, and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler.\nMeanwhile, Phoebe goes over to the snack table as some guy, which turns out to be Ursula's\nfiancée Eric, walks in and smacks her butt."},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Aren’t you gonna give me a kiss"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Aren’t you gonna give me a kiss"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Ursula"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Ursula"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Ursula"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Ursula"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Ursula"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ursula’s fiancée"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Oh my God, you’re the sister"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Oh my God, you’re the sister"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-law’s ass"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"I’m an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little\nslap on the butt"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"My mother killed herself"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"My mother killed herself"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"She, now I knew that and…now I’m sweating. Look at me, I’m\nreally sweating—Now I’m saying, \"Look at me,\" I’m getting even\nsweatier. I think I probably should go"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No-no! That’s okay, we’ll just start over. Okay? Hi! I’m\nPhoebe"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Eric. (They shake hands and he’s squinting. And, no, it’s not\nme."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why are you looking at me like that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why are you looking at me like that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why are you looking at me like that"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"‘Cause the sweat’s getting in my eyes and its burning"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. (Hands him a napkin.) So, what are you"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"I don’t think they have a name for it. It’s just I get nervous;\nI start sweating like crazy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(laughs) No I-I meant your costume"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(laughs) No I-I meant your costume"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Oh umm, I’m the solar system. (He’s wearing a black sweater with\nthe planets glued on around the sun.) Yeah, my students helped me make it—I teach the\nsecond grade"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I love the second grade"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I love the second grade"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I love the second grade"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! It’s so much better than first grade when you don’t know\nwhat’s going on and definitely better than third grade. Y’know with all\nthe politics and mind games"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"So what do you do"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"So what do you do"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"So what do you do"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, I’m a masseuse…by day. (Stands with her hands on her hips\nlike a Supergirl pose."},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Y’know you don’t have to stand here with me, believe me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No I’m having fun. I’m really—And I’m really-really\nexcited for you and Ursula"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Oh I feel very lucky, she’s great. I think she’s the most\nbeautiful woman I’ve ever seen"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"[Time lapse, Monica is going over to talk to Joey","Line":"Time lapse, Monica is going over to talk to Joey."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Joey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Joey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You read comic books right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Exclusively"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Exclusively"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Exclusively"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Catwoman, hands down"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Catwoman, hands down"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But between you and Phoebe, I’d have to give the edge to Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! Really?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! Really?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you kiddin’? Phoebe lived on the street. Okay? Plus, she’s\ngot this crazy temper. She—She’s not standing right behind me is she"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No you’re fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think\nI could take Rachel"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m not sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m not sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m not sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m not sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m not sure"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! (Her stomach) As hard as\nyou can"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Will you relax?! What are you taking this so seriously for? It\ndoesn’t matter"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that,\ny’know, Ross or Chandler could beat you up"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I would say, \"Woman, please!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I would say, \"Woman, please!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I would say, \"Woman, please!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(walking over) Hey. Ursula’s fiancée is really sweet!\nHe’s a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. Y’know normally y’know, I\ndon’t like really sweaty guys. But this one? I could just mop him up"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You’re getting a crush on your sister’s fiancée"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No I’m not! You are"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No I’m not! You are"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Monica) Here comes the temper"},
{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door and Rachel opens it to a little girl","Line":"There’s a knock on the door and Rachel opens it to a little girl."},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Trick or treat"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Trick or treat"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Trick or treat"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Trick or treat"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! Y’know what honey, we’re actually out of candy right now.\nBut someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but I’m\nout of that too. Hey, can I write you a check"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, what’s your name"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Lelani Mayolanofavich"},
{"Character":"Girl","Line":"Lelani Mayolanofavich"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, I’m just gonna write this out to cash"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Mona"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Mona"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Mona"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! Hi"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey’s gonna be thrilled! He was hoping you’d come by as a\nslutty nurse"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Umm, actually I’m just a nurse"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Umm, actually I’m just a nurse"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You’d think that would embarrass me, but you see I’m maxed\nout"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You made it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You made it"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Wait-wait! You’re umm, you’re a potato"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I’m a spud"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I’m a spud"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"And the antennae…Oh my God you’re Spudnik"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Ross) Marry her"},
{"Character":"[Cut to Joey and Monica","Line":"Cut to Joey and Monica."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Joey and Monica","Line":"Cut to Joey and Monica."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, here’s a good one for ya. Who do think would win in a fight\nbetween Ross and Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can’t answer that! Chandler’s my husband"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So Ross"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So Ross"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So Ross"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So Ross"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So Ross"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So Ross"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"[Cut to Phoebe and Eric","Line":"Cut to Phoebe and Eric."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Phoebe and Eric","Line":"Cut to Phoebe and Eric."},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Hey beautiful"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in\nshame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Two weeks ago"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Two weeks ago"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Two weeks ago"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Two weeks? That’s it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Two weeks? That’s it"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and it’s not like me to do something so\nimpulsive, but she’s just so perfect, and we have so much in common"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh really"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"We’re both teachers"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"We’re both teachers"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh? (Ursula motions for Phoebe to keep quiet."},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"And we were both in the Peace Corps"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"And we were both in the Peace Corps"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Peace Corps, really? (Ursula motions, \"I don’t know.\""},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two\ntowns apart and we never met"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah. It wasn’t a town when I got there, but it was a town when I\nleft. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"(They walk away","Line":"They walk away."},
{"Character":"(They walk away","Line":"They walk away."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler","Line":"Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Howdy doody"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Howdy doody"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That’s funny. Yeah. Y’know you’re the funniest man here in\na pink bunny costume his wife made him wear"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh relax man, relax. You’re looking a little flushed"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our\nquestion"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What question"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What question"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What question"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What question"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you\nor Ross"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There’s no question"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There’s no question"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There’s no question"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So you think Ross too"},
{"Character":"(Monica turns around slowly","Line":"Monica turns around slowly."},
{"Character":"(Monica turns around slowly","Line":"Monica turns around slowly."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Monica) You picked Ross?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross is really strong! Okay, he’s the strongest out of all three of\nyou! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I cannot believe you didn’t pick me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I cannot believe you didn’t pick me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, in her defense, she’s right. I am stronger. I would destroy you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh really?! You think you’re stronger? Why don’t you prove\nit? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh I’ll prove it! I’ll prove it like a theorem!!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh I’ll prove it! I’ll prove it like a theorem!!"},
{"Character":"(They start to fight with Ross pulling on Chandler’s ears and Chandler hitting\nRoss over the head with his carrot","Line":"They start to fight with Ross pulling on Chandler’s ears and Chandler hitting\nRoss over the head with his carrot."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait-wait!! Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop! (Breaks it up.) Now listen, no\none’s gonna fight in this apartment"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Monica! (Grabs her and pulls her into the living room.) People came to\nsee a fight, let’s give ‘em what they came for"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hey, you guys could arm wrestle"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hey, you guys could arm wrestle"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"Hey, you guys could arm wrestle"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Ross) You’re going down"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh yeah? You’re going further down! Downtown"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Seriously guys, the trash talk is embarrassing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Seriously guys, the trash talk is embarrassing"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hallway, Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula\nstanding in the hallway smoking.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi liar"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y’know the only reason he’s marrying you is because he thinks\nall the things you were saying about yourself were true"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Well they could be true"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Well they could be true"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But they’re not"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But they’re not"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, it’s a fine line huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why are you lying to him"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why are you lying to him"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"I don’t know. He said he did all this stuff and then I said I did\nit too and he got so excited, it was really fun"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"(entering) Honey"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"(entering) Honey"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"(entering) Honey"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"(waving the cigarette in Phoebe’s face) It’s a filthy,\ndisgusting habit and I want you to quit now"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"She’s helped so many people to quit smoking"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"She’s helped so many people to quit smoking"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Y’know, we’d really better get going"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Oh right, you’ve got a church group meeting tonight"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Right. (Walks down the stairs."},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Right. (Walks down the stairs."},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"(To Phoebe) Well, it was nice meeting you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Pheebs come on! Bunny vs. Doody! We’re waiting! (They go\ninside.) (To Chandler and Ross.) Okay. Okay guys, one match, winner take all. (They grasp\neach other’s hand in preparation for battle.) Oh wait-wait! What does the winner get"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pride"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pride"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pride"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pride"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pride"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pride"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pride"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pride"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pride"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pride"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And dignity"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And dignity"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go"},
{"Character":"(They start wrestling, only they are unable to move either one’s arm despite a\nhuge strain on their faces and a cheering crowd","Line":"They start wrestling, only they are unable to move either one’s arm despite a\nhuge strain on their faces and a cheering crowd."},
{"Character":"[Time Lapse","Line":"the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still\nwatching to see who will be able to move the other’s arm first. An event that has yet\nto happen."},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"(To Joey) Wow! They’re both really strong"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"(To Joey) Wow! They’re both really strong"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Or equally weak"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Or equally weak"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Phoebe) Oh God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Phoebe) Oh God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hmm"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hmm"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hmm"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler’s making his sex face"},
{"Character":"(Basically Chandler’s face looks like he’s not all there and is staring off\ninto the distance","Line":"Basically Chandler’s face looks like he’s not all there and is staring off\ninto the distance…"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Chandler) So, you gettin’ tired"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Chandler) So, you gettin’ tired"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nope! I can do this all day"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nope! I can do this all day"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah? Me too. (Pause) Gettin’ a little tired though"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"God, I’m exhausted"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"God, I’m exhausted"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Mona’s\nstanding right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, she’s talking to Joey! You\ngotta let me win"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No way! If anything you’ve gotta let me win! My wife thinks\nI’m a wimp"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, at least you have a wife! I-I keep getting divorces and knockin’\npeople up! And I’m dressed as doody"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You’re Spudnik"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You’re Spudnik"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You’re Spudnik"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You’re Spudnik"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, who are we kidding? I’m doody. Please? She’s\nwatchin’"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fine. (He lets Ross win.) Oh no!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fine. (He lets Ross win.) Oh no!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(celebrating) Oh yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(celebrating) Oh yeah"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"(clapping) Yay! My hero"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to her) You’re a weird lady"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to her) You’re a weird lady"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"(entering) Hey. Ursula said she left her purse"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"(finds it) What a relief. It has all the numbers of the people in her\nprayer chain"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sure it does. Yeah, yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sure it does. Yeah, yeah"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"Well, I guess I’ll see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows\nhim into the hall."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm listen, I don’t think…I don’t think I’m gonna\nmake it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"I think we’ll be okay. Besides it’s so perfect and (whispering)\nshe’s been saving herself for me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay I can’t let you do this! She’s lying to you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay I can’t let you do this! She’s lying to you"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs\nUrsula’s purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay.\nYeah—Not a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan.\n(Holds up her nametag.) Okay, here’s the nametag from the restaurant where she works\nas a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, here’s her driver license, this\noughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"She told me she was 25"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"She told me she was 25"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I almost don’t want to show this. (Hands it to him.) Just\nremember I’m a minute younger"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! She’s not a teacher.\nThere’s not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of\nspies"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. You’re not, you’re not stupid"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. You’re not, you’re not stupid"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"I’m not smart. (Phoebe has no comeback.) I just wanted so much\nto…be impulsive once. To be romantic"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That’s good, you should be impulsive and you should be romantic.\nJust…you did it with the wrong person. (He looks at her.) What"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"It’s just so weird, two people look so much alike, and so different"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"It’s just so weird, two people look so much alike, and so different"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"(yelling from downstairs) Eric!! Let’s go!"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"I’d better go, deal"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"I’d better go, deal"},
{"Character":"Eric","Line":"I’d better go, deal"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, you should. (They shake hands."},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hurry up I gotta pray!"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hurry up I gotta pray!"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe hands Eric Ursula’s purse and he walks away","Line":"Phoebe hands Eric Ursula’s purse and he walks away."},
{"Character":"[Time Lapse","Line":"Rachel is returning from chasing down the boy in the cape."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s not so bad"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s not so bad"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I also had to go to a couple houses with him as his girlfriend. Oh,\nI am just awful with children"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on! You’re good with kids. They’re just crazy on Halloween.\nY’know, they’re all greedy and hopped up on sugar"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really? You think that’s all it is?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really? You think that’s all it is?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Absolutely! Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas…and their\nbirthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime they’re hungry\nor sleepy. Y’know, kids are tough. Good luck with that. (Walks away."}]
}
}
}
}
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