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	"Cast":["Chandler","Ross","Joey","Phoebe","Monica","Rachel","(Emma crie","(they exchange Hugsy's","Mike","Strange man","Manny","&nbs","<a href="http"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey! Ready to go"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh yeah, let me just finish this"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his \n  fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you doin'"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you doin'"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you doin'"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's \n  cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Great, a faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and \n  childless "},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... \n  remember Andrea Rich"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh uh... well, her Internet Company went under and she lost an \n  ear in a boating accident..."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Bet she'd sleep with you now..."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Bet she'd sleep with you now..."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No... I already e-mailed her"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Let me see what you wrote about yourself: \"Doctor Paleontology, \n  two kids... \" (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... \n  I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab \n  my coat"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! (he throws the basketball against a table again"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! (he throws the basketball against a table again"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do \n  in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and \n  he start typing on Ross' computer) \"Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's \n  now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever \n  had\"... aaand SEND"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(he stops Chandler from posting the message) No, no, no... what \n  do... you can't do that to him"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(he comes back) Alright, let's go"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(he comes back) Alright, let's go"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(he comes back) Alright, let's go"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude! (he opens his arms to receive the ball from Ross' hands"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball \n  inside the house"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Phoebe... how you doin'? You feelin' better"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even \n  tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes \n  with AARRGGHH!! (pause) Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through \n  this..."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You're not gonna need my help"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You're not gonna need my help"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well no, when I get to the point where... you know... I'm ready \n  to hear cruel mocking jokes about Mike... I'm gonna come to you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh good, 'cause I've already thought of 3... 4! I've just \n  thought of a fourth (he goes towards the counter"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never \n  wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... \n  but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again \n  and you have to stop me from doing that"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok, you got it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok, you got it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok, you got it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok, you got it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... \n  Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still \n  can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really? If that's what you want..."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That was a test and you just failed"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That was a test and you just failed"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Damn it! Rookie mistake"},
				{"Character":"(Ross enters and he's really angry. He goes towards Chandler who's sitting \n  at the counte","Line":"Ross enters and he's really angry. He goes towards Chandler who's sitting \n  at the counter"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(yelling at Chandler) I have sex with dinosaurs?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(yelling at Chandler) I have sex with dinosaurs?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I believe I read that somewhere"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending \n  on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I respectfully disagree"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I respectfully disagree"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I can't believe you put that on my alumni page"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who cares? Nobody reads those thing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who cares? Nobody reads those thing"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your \n  page today"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't have a page"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't have a page"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh oh oh! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's. Chandler is looking at the screen \n  of his laptop, shaking his head.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your \n  class that you are as... (reads from the screen) \"gay as the day is long\""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone \n  rings"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Would you get that please? People have been calling to congratulate \n  me all day"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. \n  Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. \n  Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs \n  up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go \n  (starts typing something)"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, you'll see my friend"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(visibly upset) I'm dead"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(visibly upset) I'm dead"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(visibly upset) I'm dead"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(visibly upset) I'm dead"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(visibly upset) I'm dead"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(faking sympathy) And so young"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(faking sympathy) And so young"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Posting that I died? That really isn't funny"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, how you died was funny"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, how you died was funny"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh please, hit by a blimp"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It kills over one americans every year"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Unbelievable, my classmates are gonna think I'm dead, my professors, \n  my... my parents are gonna get phone calls. You're messing with people's feelings \n  here"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard \n  how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to \n  go with him to Key West"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok \n  'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. \n  That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's. Enter Joey",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home \n  in the middle of the day anymore"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, \n  I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink \n  pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid \n  her tail..."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Make the transfer! (She does so"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Make the transfer! (She does so"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and \n  I can't find it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago"},
				{"Character":"(Emma crie","Line":"Emma cries"},
				{"Character":"(Emma crie","Line":"Emma cries"},
				{"Character":"(Emma crie","Line":"Emma cries"},
				{"Character":"(Emma crie","Line":"Emma cries"},
				{"Character":"(Emma crie","Line":"Emma cries"},
				{"Character":"(Emma crie","Line":"Emma cries"},
				{"Character":"(Emma crie","Line":"Emma cries"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I don't think she likes the new Hugsy"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But he's the same"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But he's the same"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I think she wants the old one back"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But he's the same"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But he's the same"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, come on"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, come on"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"He's the same"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"He's the same"},
				{"Character":"(they exchange Hugsy's","Line":"they exchange Hugsy's)"},
				{"Character":"(they exchange Hugsy's","Line":"they exchange Hugsy's)"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Ross's Apartment: Ross is doing something on his laptop \n  when Chandler walks in",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (<28>looks at laptop \n  screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop \n  screen"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and \n  was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out \n  are ya"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little \"Ross is \n  dead\" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything \n  on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody \n  called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! \n  Nobody cares that I'm dead!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, come on, you know that's not true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, come on, you know that's not true"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming \n  out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead \n  community"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried \n  that guy! (gets up from his sofa"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think \n  that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are \n  gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that \n  you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're right. There isn't a decent outlet"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're right. There isn't a decent outlet"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're right. There isn't a decent outlet"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral \n  or a memorial service, tons of people would come"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Exactly!! (sits back down at his laptop and starts typing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks \n  at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross, don't press send, don't press se... "},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the \n  picture of you and the police man..."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Phoebe's apartment: Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on \n  the couch",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"(Monica is getting up from the couc","Line":"Monica is getting up from the couch"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want \n  anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss: mucus, \n  fungus and the idea of me and Ross doing it"},
				{"Character":"Mike","Line":"I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back \n  together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one \n  more night"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard"},
				{"Character":"Mike","Line":"It can't be any harder than this... I mean, If I had known the \n  last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I would have stopped to memorize \n  your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time \n  I kissed you would have been the last time... I never would have stopped"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike"},
				{"Character":"Strange man","Line":"(he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here"},
				{"Character":"Strange man","Line":"(he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here"},
				{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Oh, crap"},
				{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Oh, crap"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Who is this"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Who is this"},
				{"Character":"Mike","Line":"My friend Manny. I asked him to keep me away from you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"Well, you are not doing a very good job"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"Well, you are not doing a very good job"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Excuse me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Excuse me"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"What's with the kissing"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, at least I knew where my guy was"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You didn't hear the speech"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You didn't hear the speech"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You didn't hear the speech"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"I've heard the speech: (in a mocking voice) \"if he knew it was \n  gonna be the last time he saw her... "},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"You're weak"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"You're weak"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"You're weak"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"You're weak"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You're... weird"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"Your pants are undone"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"Your pants are undone"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh (realizes her pants are undone and zips them up)"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"(looking at the sofa) Where did they go"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Damn it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Damn it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Damn it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Damn it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Damn it"},
				{"Character":"Manny","Line":"Oh we blew it. I blame myself"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I blame you too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I blame you too"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Ross' apartment",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something \n  to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's \n  over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. \n  (pause) Monica"},
				{"Character":"&nbs","Line":"nbsp"},
				{"Character":"&nbs","Line":"nbsp"},
				{"Character":"&nbs","Line":"nbsp"},
				{"Character":"&nbs","Line":"nbsp"},
				{"Character":"&nbs","Line":"nbsp"},
				{"Character":"<a href="http","Line":"/www.geocities.com/friends_greatestsitcom/\">Friends Greatest \n  Sitcom</a"}]
			}
}
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