startrek-ml/Data/Friends/The One With The Rumor.html.json

{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Rumor.html":{
	"Cast":["Joey","Rachel","Phoebe","Monica","Will","Ross","Ross and Will","Chandler"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading <i>What to Expect When You’re Expecting</i>\nas Rachel enters from her bedroom.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up\nto twice their size and never go back"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(looking at her fingers) Oh my…God! Let me see that! (Grabs the\nbook from him."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughing) You fall for it every time"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughing) You fall for it every time"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I brought you my old maternity clothes! (Sets a bag on the counter."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh Pheebs that’s so sweet—(Grabs a pair of pants)—Ooh,\nthose are so cute"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! And look, (Grabs the pants) see how they expand as the baby grows?\n(There’s a stretchy part in front.) And then after the baby’s born, they’re\ngreat for shoplifting melons"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Oh good you’re all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four\no’clock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from\nhigh school"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He was in Ross’s class…marching band…kinda overweight?\nWell, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! I don’t remember him. Honey, are you sure you’re not\ntalking about your imaginary boyfriend"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No that was Jarred! Wow! I haven’t thought about him in a long\ntime… (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm\nWill’s, Will’s here on business and he didn’t have a place to go so I\ninvited him here"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh that’s nice"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh that’s nice"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh that’s nice"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh that’s nice"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, and by the way, he’s lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks\ngoo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still\nlove Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I just want you to say it once in a while"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I just want you to say it once in a while"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right okay, just so you know, I’m not gonna make a turkey this\nyear"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well Phoebe doesn’t eat turkey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Turkey’s are beautiful, intelligent animals"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No they’re not! They’re ugly and stupid and delicious"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right! Okay, it’s just Phoebe. Will’s still on a diet,\nChandler doesn’t eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachel’s having her aversion to\npoultry"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"She is"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"She is"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"She is"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"She is"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"She is"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"She is"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"She is"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast\nchicken"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and\nmade it walk across the table"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Anyway, it just doesn’t seem worth it to make a whole turkey for\njust three people. Okay? It’s a lot of work"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! I mean, Thanksgiving with no\nturkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie! Or Friday with no two pizzas"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right fine! If it means that much to you! But just—there’s\ngonna be a ton left over"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right fine! If it means that much to you! But just—there’s\ngonna be a ton left over"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No there won’t! I promise I will finish that turkey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, you’re telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just\none sitting"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s right! ‘Cause I’m a Tribbiani! (To Rachel) And this\nis what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a\nlot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(To Ross) So you were in an I Hate Rachel club"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Yes he was. (Holds up his hand for a high-five."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So who else was in this club"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from Thailand but\nI-I don’t think he-he knew what it was"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an\nI Hate Rachel club"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"You went out with her?! We had a pact"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"You went out with her?! We had a pact"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"You went out with her?! We had a pact"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That was in high school! It’s not like it was binding forever"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Then why did it have the word eternity in it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay Monica, did you know about this?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay Monica, did you know about this?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I swear I didn’t. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used\nto go up to your bedroom and lock the door"},
				{"Character":"Ross and Will","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross and Will","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross and Will","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross and Will","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look Rach I-I’m sorry, okay? I…I was a stupid kid, okay? The\nonly reason I joined"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Co-founded"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Co-founded"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Co-founded"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Co-founded"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Co-founded"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"…co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love\nwith you. Obviously I didn’t handle it very well. But if you think about it the I\nHate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Uh, except that it was really the I Hate Rachel Club"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say\nmean things about me"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Well, we did a little more than that"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Well, we did a little more than that"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no! No-no. No-no"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no! No-no. No-no"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no! No-no. No-no"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?! What else did you do"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"We started a rumor"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"We started a rumor"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What rumor"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What rumor"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What rumor"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It was no big deal. We-we…said that the rumor was…that\numm…you had both…male and female reproductive parts"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"That’s right! We said your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise\nyou as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(shocked) Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(shocked) Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You started that?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You started that?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! You heard that?! (Goes and stands behind Joey."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Everyone at our school heard it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Everyone at our school heard it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite\ncheerleader from Long Island?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This\nis why Adam Carter wouldn’t go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay\nin this region! (Motions to her breasts.) (Joey has turned around."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that one’s not really our\nfault"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica, how come you never told me this?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica, how come you never told me this?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and\nthen show it to me"},
				{"Character":"(Joey is now looking at Rachel, and since Rachel’s standing and he’s sitting\ndown and he’s not looking at her face… You get the picture","Line":"Joey is now looking at Rachel, and since Rachel’s standing and he’s sitting\ndown and he’s not looking at her face… You get the picture."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey stop staring! There’s nothing there! It’s not true"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey stop staring! There’s nothing there! It’s not true"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m afraid I’m gonna need proof"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m afraid I’m gonna need proof"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh! (Hits him and storms out."},
				{"Character":"[Time Lapse, dinner has ended for everyone except Joey who looks like to have finished\nthe turkey, until he turns the plate around and reveals he only ate one side","Line":"Time Lapse, dinner has ended for everyone except Joey who looks like to have finished\nthe turkey, until he turns the plate around and reveals he only ate one side."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You are my Everest"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You are my Everest"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You are my Everest"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you don’t have to finish that"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yes I do. Otherwise what’s next? Today I’m just a guy who\ncan’t finish a turkey, but tomorrow I’m the guy who eats half a <i>Powerbar</i>,\nwraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just…I just—I gotta change\nmy pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering carrying a book) Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote\nin my yearbook senior year, \"Dear Rach, you’re such a good person.\" Not\ngirl! Person"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach, I think you’re reading a little too much into it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach, I think you’re reading a little too much into it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(reading what he wrote again) \"Dear Rach, you’re a great\nperson. Sorry about your tiney-wienie.\" (Will laughs."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the\nentire school and tell them it wasn’t true?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Could you also tell them I’m skinny now"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh! Me too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh! Me too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh! Me too"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well look-look I’m not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million\nyears ago"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half\nand half! Y’know what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in\nhigh school"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s not totally true"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s not totally true"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s not totally true"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs.\nAltman, our 50-year-old librarian"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s true?!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s true?!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s true?!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s true?!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog"},
				{"Character":"(Ross is at a loss for words","Line":"Ross is at a loss for words."},
				{"Character":"(Ross is at a loss for words","Line":"Ross is at a loss for words."},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Mrs. Altman? She also made out with Takaka Ci-Kek the night before he went\nback to Thailand"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a\n50-year-old woman"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! She didn’t look 50"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! She didn’t look 50"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! She didn’t look 50"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Did she look 16"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, there’s a picture of her in the yearbook actually"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! (They all look.) Wow"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! (They all look.) Wow"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"She didn’t photograph well"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"She didn’t photograph well"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, she probably wasn’t familiar with the process having spent\nmost of her life sitting for oil paintings"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird\ndinner"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of\nus. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must\nknow, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Didn’t she walk with a cane"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Didn’t she walk with a cane"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Didn’t she walk with a cane"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I can’t believe you-you told\npeople about this?! Everybody knew?! Y’know what? (To Will) I’m back in the\nclub"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Yeah! (They high-five."},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Yeah! (They high-five."},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Yeah! (They high-five."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I wanna join"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I wanna join"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh—Phoebe!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh—Phoebe!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I\ndidn’t go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn\nFrench. Bonjour"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, y’know—Fine! You guys have your stupid little club,\nbut I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you!\nYou gave me a tiney-wienie! (Will laughs."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, listen you’re just being silly. Rachel, even with that\nrumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you.\nOne girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a <i>Tootsie Roll</i>"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And Ross, if it weren’t for Rachel’s rumor I mean no one in\nhigh school would even know who you were. She put you on the map"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"As a romancer of the elderly"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"As a romancer of the elderly"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be\npretty"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"The eyes…did still sparkle"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"The eyes…did still sparkle"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-you’ve been\nthrough so much since then. And right now you’ve got so much more important stuff\ngoing on in your life. Can’t you just let this go"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She’s right"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She’s right"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She’s right"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Hold on! You got her pregnant"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Hold on! You got her pregnant"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"Are ya getting married"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"},
				{"Character":"Will","Line":"So you knocked her up but you’re not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants\nanother high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. (Goes over and hugs him.) It’s exactly how I’d imagined\nit would be"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering, wearing the maternity pants from earlier) All right\nwhere’s that turkey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Joey! Those are my maternity pants"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Joey! Those are my maternity pants"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants"}]
			}
}
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