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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Tea Leaves.html":{
"Cast":["Rachel","Joey","Monica","Chandler","Ross","Mona","Mona's Date","Mr. Zelner","Chandler and Monica","","(Awkward silence"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hallway, Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joeys door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey? Are you in there"},
{"Character":"[Cut to inside Monica and Chandlers, Monica, Chandler and Joey are eating\nbreakfast","Line":"Cut to inside Monica and Chandlers, Monica, Chandler and Joey are eating\nbreakfast."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(hearing Rachel and jumping up with his plate) Oh God! Thats Rachel"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you have to talk to her"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you have to talk to her"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its\njust its…too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to\nthe bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs\nto the bathroom as Rachel enters."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Rachel"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Rachel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is Joey here"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is Joey here"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I dont see him. (To Monica) Do you see him"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I dont see him. Hey! Maybe hes in the sugar bowl! (Opens the\nsugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, at least you make each other laugh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, at least you make each other laugh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he\nyknow… I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on\nthe floor"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We were playing a game"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We were playing a game"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of\nsituation"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?! No! No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?! No! No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him\nuh…tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Joey) Okay, did you hear that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Joey) Okay, did you hear that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler)\nDude, I dont know. Thats a pretty small hole"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey, you gotta talk to her"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey, you gotta talk to her"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to\nput yourself out there like that and just get shot down"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(incredulous) I dont know what thats like?! Up until I was\n25 I thought the only response to, \"I love you,\" was, \"Oh crap!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello? No rejection? I got shot down at fat camp! Boy, kids are mean\nwhen theyre hungry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right so, so what do I do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right so, so what do I do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right so, so what do I do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to\nher again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Okay. (Goes to take a bite out of the previously mentioned bagel.)\nWhoa! (Stops.) I almost forgot this was on your"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting him) We didnt play it!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting him) We didnt play it!"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but its\nnot even like we know how to be with each other anymore"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know its tough now, but things will get better"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to\nthe point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Im not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic\ncomment? Some cheese"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey, what is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Kat Stevens case"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey, what is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Kat Stevens case"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Lets just say if I cant find the right CD case I just put\nit in the nearest one"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, where is the Kat Stevens CD"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, where is the Kat Stevens CD"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"In the James Taylor case"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Where is the James Taylor CD"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Where is the James Taylor CD"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Honey, Im gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in\nthe right case"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, were\njust gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, if were gonna do that we should come up with some kind of\norder. Yknow alphabetically or by genre"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmm, I dont know. We really have to talk this through"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmm, I dont know. We really have to talk this through"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this\nuncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him\ntry to get him talking about something else"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. That makes sense"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. That makes sense"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. That makes sense"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, like I dont know, maybe you have a work problem that you\nneed his advice on"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, I can do that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, I can do that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, I can do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good. (To Chandler) Uh honey, the <i>Miami Vice</i> soundtrack? Really"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"They were just giving those away at the store (off Monicas look)\nin exchange for money"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont.\nI mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah Joey shes…Rachels got this really big work\nproblem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were\ngonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So you uh, have a…big work problem"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So you uh, have a…big work problem"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah its umm… Yeah its uh… It-its\nyknow—Its nothing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think Im gonna take off"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. Its something.\nIts-its umm…its my boss"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, and umm my baby"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My boss wants to buy my baby"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Oh my-oh my God"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Oh my-oh my God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know I told you, its a really big problem"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What he wants to buy your baby?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What he wants to buy your baby?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Can you believe that?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Can you believe that?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats crazy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats crazy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thats what I told him"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, how did this even happen"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, how did this even happen"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his\nwife—They-they cant have children. So umm, and that—we were at the\nChristmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, \"Rachel, I want to buy your\nbaby."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured\nit was something about maternity leave"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! Yeah! (Pause) Yeah that-that wouldve been a much simpler\nproblem"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where\nher extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He\nlooks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his\nbrain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to\nsqueal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the\nkey to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt,\nwhere would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch."},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"(entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your\nshirt"},
{"Character":"Mona's Date","Line":"Oh, its okay"},
{"Character":"Mona's Date","Line":"Oh, its okay"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it\nsets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)"},
{"Character":"Mona's Date","Line":"Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"No-no thats a mans shirt"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"No-no thats a mans shirt"},
{"Character":"Mona","Line":"No-no thats a mans shirt"},
{"Character":"Mona's Date","Line":"Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, \"Its\nsalmon!\""}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mr. Zelner","Line":"May I help you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Do you think you can just buy my friends baby?"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(singing) <i>The sunll come out…tomorrow! Bet…your\nbottom dollar that tomorrow</i>… (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) <i>…therell\nbe sun</i>"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about\nthat thing with my boss. That really meant a lot"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guys not going to be\nbothering you about that baby thing anymore"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(worried) What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(worried) What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(worried) What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(worried) What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Lets just say I took care of it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa, lets say more"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa, lets say more"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dont worry! Dont worry. I just told him, very nicely,\n\"You dont go buying peoples babies, so back off!!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesnt want to buy my baby! I made that\nup"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Why?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Why?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Why?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Why?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldnt be\nawkward"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you couldnt think of anything else?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You said your boss wants to buy your baby?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You said your boss wants to buy your baby?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss!\nIm-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can always sell your baby"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can always sell your baby"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh Joey, I cant believe you brought my boss into this! Im\ngonna get fired"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You lied to me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You lied to me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You lied to me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler has two copies of <i>Annie</i>"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Morning. You wanted to see me"},
{"Character":"Mr. Zelner","Line":"Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay look Mr. Zelner"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay look Mr. Zelner"},
{"Character":"Mr. Zelner","Line":"Oh I think its best that I speak first"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. (Motions for him to continue."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. (Motions for him to continue."},
{"Character":"Mr. Zelner","Line":"Ive asked Lee from human resources to be here as a witness to\nour conversation"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"},
{"Character":"Mr. Zelner","Line":"If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby…I am\nsorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not\nmean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I\nunderstand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly."}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel\nenters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So? What-what-what happened"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im\nnot suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I\nunderstand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other\nchild I should bear"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow, <i>Ralph Lauren</i> is really going out of there way to show\ntheyre not in the baby buying business"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, can you give us a minute"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, can you give us a minute"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, can you give us a minute"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ill be in there. (Goes into the bedroom."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, Im really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to\nmake things"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know. I know"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know. I know"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know. I know"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know. I know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It kinda worked. I mean yknow, I dont know about you buy I\nhavent thought about our thing since all this"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little\nbit"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah I know! I miss that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah I know! I miss that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too. I mean I…havent thought at all about how I put myself\nout there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me\nand-and how it was really awkward"},
{"Character":"(Awkward silence","Line":"Awkward silence."},
{"Character":"(Awkward silence","Line":"Awkward silence."},
{"Character":"(Awkward silence","Line":"Awkward silence."},
{"Character":"(Awkward silence","Line":"Awkward silence."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My gynecologist tried to kill me"}]
}
}
}
}