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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Unagi.html":{
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"Cast":["Ross","Chandler","Joey","Phoebe","Gunther","","Monica","Rachel","Phoebe and Rachel","(The oven dings","Joey's Look-A-Like","Carl","The Doctor","The Instructor"],
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"Scenes":{
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"1":{
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"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Joey is working.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, remember when I had a monkey"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, what, what was I thinking"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(he’s just picked up their bill) Hey! So, what’s with the 20\npercent tip? Did I do something wrong"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y’know what’s more generous than that?! Fifty percent!\nY’know what’s even more generous than that?!"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I see where you’re goin’"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I see where you’re goin’"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What’s up with the greed Joe"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, look I’m sorry you guys, but it’s just that I gotta\nget these new head shots made. And they’re really expensive, y’know? I’m\ndown to like three! Well, actually two ‘cause one of ‘em I kinda blackened in\nsome teeth—Why did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well isn’t there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I\nmean, can’t-can’t you pick up, I don’t know, an extra shift here"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Or, y’know, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if\nyou’ve got y’know a little of this (she sticks her chest out and shakes it)\ngoin’ on. Wow! I still have it"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, wait! Wait! Don’t you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe\nyou’ll get that job"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, wait! Wait! Don’t you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe\nyou’ll get that job"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down\non me all the time"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember?\nLet’s see uh, well I don’t want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer\ndoing that at the home office y’know? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want\nlike some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh"},
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{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"(approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What did I tell you about talking to your friends while you’re\nworking"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh do it"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh do it"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh do it"},
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{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes!\nHe’s complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming\nthat Joey will deliver it and walks away."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, where was I? (Takes a sip of the coffee."}]
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},
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"2":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is desperately trying to make his\nValentine’s Day gift. He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils\ninto the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(admiring his work) This, this actually is a… (Does the same\ngibberish word from before."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentine’s Day\ngifts"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Do we have to make the entire thing"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! Why, did you—you forget to make yours"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! Why, did you—you forget to make yours"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the place\nwhere I-I made it and pick-pick it up"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. (They kiss.) Okay, I can’t wait! This is going to be the best\nValentine’s Day ever! (Chandler giggles and exits.) I can’t believe it! Make the\npresents! Make the presents"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sticking his head back in) What"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sticking his head back in) What"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’m just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another\nsarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot"}]
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},
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"3":{
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"SceneDescription":" The Hallway between the Apartments, Ross is hiding behind that bump out on\nMonica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel. As they come up the stairs, he jumps out\nand yells…",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"DANGER!!! DANGER!!!!"},
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{"Character":"(They both scream and jump away","Line":"They both scream and jump away."},
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{"Character":"(They both scream and jump away","Line":"They both scream and jump away."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ross!!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ross!!"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What the hell was that?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A lesson in the importance of unagi. (He starts doing the finger thing\nevery time now."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, you’re a freak!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, you’re a freak!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, you’re a freak!"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Perhaps. Now I’m curious, at what point during those girlish screams\nwould you have begun to kick my ass"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, so we weren’t prepared"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, so we weren’t prepared"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but\nI—look, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage\nand Ross screams…) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.)\nAhhh, huh? Unagi"}]
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},
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"4":{
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"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, Ross is coming in from doing his laundry. He starts folding\nit as Chandler enters.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(not turning around) Chandler. I sensed it was you"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Unagi. I’m always aware"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, are you aware unagi (does the finger thing) is an eel"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What’s up"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What’s up"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What’s up"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What’s up"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can’t figure out what to make Monica"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, why don’t you make her one of your little jokes"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that\nlooks homemade"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y’know what? She’d-she’d love this. (Picks up a model of\nthe Saturn V rocket, that’s the one that took man to the moon.) Uh, it’s an\nexact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to\nthe moon"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to\nthe moon"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn’t actually land on the moon. But\nyou-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return\nsafely. (Apollo 8 was the first one that orbited the moon and the one that read the\nChristmas Story from the orbit of the moon on Christmas Eve, 1968. They also took the\nfamous Earthrise picture of the Earth rising over the moon."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait a minute, I can’t give this to her"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait a minute, I can’t give this to her"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because it says \"Captain Ross\" on the side and \"I hate\nMonica\" on the bottom"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from\nbehind the curtains and scream","Line":"Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from\nbehind the curtains and scream…"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"DANGER!!!!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"DANGER!!!!"},
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{"Character":"(Ross screams like a little girl","Line":"Ross screams like a little girl."},
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{"Character":"(Ross screams like a little girl","Line":"Ross screams like a little girl."},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. (She does the finger thing."}]
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},
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"5":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler’s bedroom, they are relaxing in sexual bliss.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow! (To the sock bunny still on his hand.) You are way to\nyoung to have seen that"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Y’know, your birthday is in a\nmonth-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You are totally and completely 100% forgiven"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You are totally and completely 100% forgiven"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We have got to wash that! (Referring to the sock bunny."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah! (Takes it off his hand and throws it behind the night-stand."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was\ntoo expensive"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You have done enough"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You have done enough"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You have done enough"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I wanna wake up early and go get it for you"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No you don’t—get it in black, not brown"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No you don’t—get it in black, not brown"},
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{"Character":"(The oven dings","Line":"The oven dings."},
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{"Character":"(The oven dings","Line":"The oven dings."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oop, your cake is ready"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oop"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oop"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oop"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oop"},
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{"Character":"(They both get out of bed and go get some cake","Line":"They both get out of bed and go get some cake."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, it’s like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake"},
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{"Character":"(As they approach the kitchen, the door opens and in walks in a Joey look-a-like","Line":"As they approach the kitchen, the door opens and in walks in a Joey look-a-like."},
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{"Character":"Joey's Look-A-Like","Line":"Hey Mon! Hey Chann! (He goes to the fridge) Just\ngettin’ a soda! (Does so."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who the hell are you?"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who the hell are you?"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who the hell are you?"},
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{"Character":"Joey's Look-A-Like","Line":"I’m Joey! How are you doin’?"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) No! No! No! No! No! How you doin’?! How you\ndoin’—Damnit Carl! Go wait in the hall! (Goes into the hall."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who the hell is Carl?"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who the hell is Carl?"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a\nmedical research project"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you,\naren’t they"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Y’know? The\nonly problem is, Carl’s acting is… (Does the international hand symbol for\nso-so."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big <i>Minute Maid</i>\ncommercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed\nit up"},
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{"Character":"Carl","Line":"(sticking his head back in) Hey, uh can I get a little piece of that cake"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so."}]
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},
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"6":{
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"SceneDescription":" The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two\nidentical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right Carl, we’re next. Now remember, what is not gonna be"},
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{"Character":"Carl","Line":"Another <i>Minute Maid</i> fiasco"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s right! And what are you not gonna do"},
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{"Character":"Carl","Line":"Well, I’m not gonna talk because"},
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{"Character":"Carl","Line":"Well, I’m not gonna talk because"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(gets very angry) Damnit Carl! (Carl goes to say something more, and Joey\nsilences him with a grunt."},
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{"Character":"The Doctor","Line":"(entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please?\n(Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s us"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s us"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s us"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s us"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s us"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s us"},
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{"Character":"The Doctor","Line":"(seeing they’re not identical) But uh, this is a study for\nidentical twins"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s right, $2,000"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s right, $2,000"},
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{"Character":"The Doctor","Line":"But, you’re not identical twins"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit Carl"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit Carl"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit Carl"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit Carl"}]
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},
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"7":{
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"SceneDescription":" A women’s self-defense class, the instructor is just finishing a class.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Okay ladies, that ends today’s class, and let’s\nremember, let’s be safe out there."},
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{"Character":"(The women all clap and start to leave as Ross comes up to the instructor. Apparently\nhe was hiding in the back","Line":"The women all clap and start to leave as Ross comes up to the instructor. Apparently\nhe was hiding in the back."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s a great class"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s a great class"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Thanks"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Thanks"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.)\nUmm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the\nwoman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. No-no. No. What would you do next"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. No-no. No. What would you do next"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Who? Me the attacker"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Who? Me the attacker"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes that’s right"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes that’s right"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I tired attacking two women, did not work"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I mean it’s okay, I mean, they’re-they’re my friends.\nIn fact, I-I-I was married to one of them"},
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{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Let me get this straight man, you attacked your ex-wife?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldn’t. That’s why I’m\nhere. Maybe we could attack them together? (He glares at him.) That-that’s a no"}]
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},
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"8":{
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"SceneDescription":" The street in front of Central Perk, Ross is walking up and sees two women that\nlook like Phoebe and Rachel from behind.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah-ha, nowhere to run! (He starts to run towards them."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys\nhave their couch","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys\nhave their couch."},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t like sitting up here! I’m just gonna over… (She\nstarts to get up."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(stopping her) No Rachel! They got here first"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(stopping her) No Rachel! They got here first"},
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{"Character":"(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to\nspring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior\nview and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside","Line":"Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to\nspring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior\nview and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why is Ross doing that"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why is Ross doing that"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"DANGER!!!"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"DANGER!!!"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We should help him"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We should help him"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We should help him"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I… Well, I don’t think they need any help"}]
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}
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}
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}
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} |