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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With the Boobies.html":{
"Cast":["Rachel","Chandler","(She storms of","Mr. Tribbiani","Joey","Ronni","","All","Phoebe","Monica","(Chandler laugh","Ross","Roger"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the\nfridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying\nherself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel\nfor a second and snatches the rug off the couch.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That is <strong>it</strong>! You just barge in here, you don't knoc"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm sorry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm sorry"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You have no respect for anybody's privacy"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Rachel, wait, wait"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Rachel, wait, wait"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, you wait! This is ridiculous"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can I just say one thing"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can I just say one thing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? What?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular\nareas"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh!"},
{"Character":"(She storms of","Line":"She storms off"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Mr. Tribbiani is on the phone.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mr. Tribbiani","Line":"Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late\nno"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr.\nBazida, and... Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isn't Ma"},
{"Character":"(His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushroom","Line":"His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushrooms"},
{"Character":"Mr. Tribbiani","Line":"Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician."},
{"Character":"Mr. Tribbiani","Line":"Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping"},
{"Character":"Mr. Tribbiani","Line":"Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the\nnavy yard and show you the big ships"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Since then?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Since then?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Since then?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Since then?"},
{"Character":"Mr. Tribbiani","Line":"No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory\nin your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been\nin love"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"...I d'know"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"...I d'know"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"...I d'know"},
{"Character":"Mr. Tribbiani","Line":"Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're one to talk. (Puts the mushrooms in a saucepan"},
{"Character":"Mr. Tribbiani","Line":"Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is,\nit's with two different women"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma"},
{"Character":"Mr. Tribbiani","Line":"Of course, course one of 'em's Ma. What's the matter with you"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Night, you guys"},
{"Character":"(They notice that a woman is sitting by their doo","Line":"They notice that a woman is sitting by their door"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh look, it's the woman we ordered"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey. Can, uh, can we help you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey. Can, uh, can we help you"},
{"Character":"Ronni","Line":"Oh, no thanks, I'm just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm Joey Tribbiani"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm Joey Tribbiani"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm Joey Tribbiani"},
{"Character":"Ronni","Line":"Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, you're so much cuter than your\npictures! (Joey stares at her) I-I'm, I'm Ronni....Cheese Nip"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, night. Chandler and Joey are sharing the sofabed in the\nliving room. Joey is restless.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, Kicky. What're you doing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you're gonna"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you're gonna"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of\ngirls.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women.\nAnd I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and\ngo the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go\ninto your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that\nwasn't easy, but you did it! And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes\nalong, you will have the courage and the guts to say \"No thanks, I'm married."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You really think so"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You really think so"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. I really do"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. I really do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks, Chandler. (Snuggles up to him"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Get off"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Get off"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Get off"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How's it going"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How's it going"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Good. Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite\nyou guys"},
{"Character":"(Chandler laugh","Line":"Chandler laughs"},
{"Character":"(Chandler laugh","Line":"Chandler laughs"},
{"Character":"(Chandler laugh","Line":"Chandler laughs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So what's going on"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I dunno, there's just something about.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I dunno, there's just something about.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Basically we just feel that he's.."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"We hate that guy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"We hate that guy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"We hate that guy"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah. Hate him"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah. Hate him"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We're sorry, Pheebs, we're sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh. Okay. Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's\nso perceptive that it freaks you out"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"...No, we hate him"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"...No, we hate him"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"...No, we hate him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"We're sorry"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"We're sorry"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk. Phoebe is there with Roger.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"What's wrong, sweetie"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nothing, nothing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nothing, nothing"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Aaaah, what's wrong, c'mon. (Pats his leg. She lies down and rests her\nhead in his lap"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's, I mean, it's nothing, I'm fine. It's my friends. They-they have a\nliking problem with you. In that, um, they don't"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Oh. They don't"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Oh. They don't"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Oh. They don't"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But they don't see all the wonderfulness that I see. They don't see all\nthe good stuff and all the sweet stuff. They just think you're a little.."},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Intense and creepy."},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But I don't. Me, Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Well, I'm not I'm not at all surprised they feel that way"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You're not? See, that's why you're so great!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You're not? See, that's why you're so great!"},
{"Character":"Roger","Line":"Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this\nkind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally\nstunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry,\nmight as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love\nme, I need love!'"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey, Joey. What's going on"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green.\n(He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica\nin a towel"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey!! What the hell were you doing?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey!! What the hell were you doing?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry. Wrong boobies"},
{"Character":"(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the\nshower doo","Line":"He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the\nshower door"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello, Joey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello, Joey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello, Joey"},
{"Character":"(She whips back the curtain to reveal Joey's da","Line":"She whips back the curtain to reveal Joey's dad"},
{"Character":"<font size="3">Mr. Tribbiani","Line":"Oh! ...Hello, dear. (She whips the curtain shut in horror)</font"}]
}
}
}
}