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"1":{
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"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, the cast of Friends along with Conan O’Brien are sitting andNEWLINEtalking.",
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"It’s a tradition here on <i>Friends</i> after every taping for me toNEWLINEhang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm… The point of thisNEWLINEwhole thing is what people see in America is: they see <i>Friends</i>, they love the show,NEWLINEit looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes there’s deceit,NEWLINEmistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought we’d actually take a look at uh,NEWLINEy’know some of these moments where you guys are—there are mistakes. You makeNEWLINEmistakes"},
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{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Once and a while"},
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{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Once and a while"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"From time to time"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"From time to time"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"From time to time"},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"For example, I don’t have to memorize lines. You guys actually haveNEWLINEto remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes"},
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{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"Our energy just comes way up when there’s an audience here, andNEWLINEwhen that happens, something happens between your brain and your mouth sometimes and itNEWLINEjust doesn’t, it just doesn’t work"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think it’sNEWLINEThe One With The Joke","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think it’sNEWLINEThe One With The Joke."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didn’t. I did"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didn’t. I did"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didn’t. I did"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh uh-uh, no-no-no-no-uh-uh. (He starts laughing, causing everyoneNEWLINEelse to laugh."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and MonicaNEWLINElived in this apartment","Line":"Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and MonicaNEWLINElived in this apartment."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, we realize that—Oh no… (She resets herself) I’mNEWLINEtelling it! I’m telling it… (She loses it."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, we realize that—Oh no… (She resets herself) I’mNEWLINEtelling it! I’m telling it… (She loses it."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ha-ha. Look—Come on, I don’t know what to do…or say. (HeNEWLINElaughs."},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ha-ha, very funny. I don’t know what to do! Y’know? Holy crud"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Look, I don’t know what to do! (Long pause, asNEWLINEeveryone cracks up."},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"It is one of those days"},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"It is one of those days"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joey’s grandmother.NEWLINEI’m spelling phonetically","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joey’s grandmother.NEWLINEI’m spelling phonetically."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"‘Xcusa seniora, voulez-bere quakay—[Beep]—uck it"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"‘Xcusa seniora, voulez-bere quakay—[Beep]—uck it"},
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{"Character":"Matt","Line":"Wow Pheebs, you-you speak gutter"},
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{"Character":"Matt","Line":"Wow Pheebs, you-you speak gutter"},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"You still get nervous everybody just before a show"},
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{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"Absolutely"},
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{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"Absolutely"},
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{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"Absolutely"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Everybody"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Everybody"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Everybody"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Everybody"},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"It’s amazing, like all week long we’ve-we’ve been sayingNEWLINEthe same lines and then the audience is here and we will mess up, and if you mess upNEWLINEonceNEWLINEthen you’ll get nervous because you’ll—you know you’ll probably messNEWLINEup again"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking."},
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{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Action"},
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{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Action"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(holding her hand in front of her face) When you were little you sleptNEWLINEthrough-through the Grand Canyon"},
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{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Watch again that hand"},
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{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Watch again that hand"},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"This’ll be five/ten takes"},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"This’ll be five/ten takes"},
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{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"Okay. You know it’s gonna happen"},
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{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Once again, and action"},
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{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Once again, and action"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(the hand’s still there) When-when you were little you sleptNEWLINEthrough the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time."},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"Oh! Okay! I’m gonna try it without the coffee cup ‘cause INEWLINEthink it’s the left hand that’s messing me up"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"When you were little you slept through the Grand—(PointingNEWLINEagain)—Oh fffff…"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sorry, let’s go back! ‘Cause you’ve got more to say"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sorry, let’s go back! ‘Cause you’ve got more to say"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Do I? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, that’s your fault. I…say"},
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{"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."},
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{"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."},
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{"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."},
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{"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."},
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{"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"I love you"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"I love you"},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"I love you! (They hug."},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"I love you! (They hug."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"But there must be, there must—are a lot of moments over the yearsNEWLINEwhere you’re just trying to do your job, something goes wrong"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey is giving Chandler the bracelet from season 2","Line":"Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey is giving Chandler the bracelet from season 2."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey and, this is a little extra something for y’know, always beingNEWLINEthere for me"},
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{"Character":"(Suddenly there’s a noise off stage and the camera on Joey swings around","Line":"Suddenly there’s a noise off stage and the camera on Joey swings around."},
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{"Character":"(Suddenly there’s a noise off stage and the camera on Joey swings around","Line":"Suddenly there’s a noise off stage and the camera on Joey swings around."},
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{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"Hey Joey! The camera hit our wall"},
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{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"Hey Joey! The camera hit our wall"},
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{"Character":"Matt","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Matt","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Matt","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"Matt","Line":"What?"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing onNEWLINEthe <i>Magna-Doodle</i> when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing onNEWLINEthe <i>Magna-Doodle</i> when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand."},
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{"Character":"David","Line":"Ahh! Sh—(Beep)—it that hurt"},
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{"Character":"David","Line":"Ahh! Sh—(Beep)—it that hurt"},
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{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Are you okay"},
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{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Are you okay"},
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{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Are you okay"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[When he hears Jennifer try to open the door he jumps back, and Jennifer is unable toNEWLINEopen the door this time","Line":"When he hears Jennifer try to open the door he jumps back, and Jennifer is unable toNEWLINEopen the door this time."},
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{"Character":"[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exiting from Monica’s when the door closes on herNEWLINEskirt","Line":"Cut the hallway, Rachel is exiting from Monica’s when the door closes on herNEWLINEskirt."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monica’s."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monica’s."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center. Joey is exiting from hisNEWLINEroom","Line":"Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center. Joey is exiting from hisNEWLINEroom."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah? Then how come I keep—(He notices that the marker board theyNEWLINEuse has been left on the entertainment center and holds up his discovery."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich andNEWLINEis talking to Rachel. I think it’s The One With the Fake Monica","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich andNEWLINEis talking to Rachel. I think it’s The One With the Fake Monica."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It was so wild! We told ‘em we were the Gundersons inNEWLINE16"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It was so wild! We told ‘em we were the Gundersons inNEWLINE16"},
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{"Character":"(Jennifer starts laughing","Line":"Jennifer starts laughing."},
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{"Character":"(Jennifer starts laughing","Line":"Jennifer starts laughing."},
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{"Character":"(Jennifer starts laughing","Line":"Jennifer starts laughing."},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"(laughing) I spit on her"},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"(laughing) I spit on her"},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"(to Lisa) <i>Operation</i>. You had a fun one"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Oh yeah"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Oh yeah"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Oh yeah"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Oh yeah"},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Oh yeah"},
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{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"With <i>Operation</i>"},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"It was a little game. Yeah, with an electric buzzer"},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"It was a little game. Yeah, with an electric buzzer"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showingNEWLINEMonica and Rachel that she brought <i>Operation</i> to their slumber party","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showingNEWLINEMonica and Rachel that she brought <i>Operation</i> to their slumber party."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh-ooh, and I brought <i>Operation</i>, but umm I lost the umm… (ItNEWLINEstarts buzzing) It’s making a noise"},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"But le Blanc really doesn’t mess up much"},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"You don’t verbally mess up, but sometimes physically? You mess up"},
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{"Character":"Matt","Line":"I have had some clumsy moments, I guess you can call ‘em"},
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{"Character":"Matt","Line":"I have had some clumsy moments, I guess you can call ‘em"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from <i>The Dick Van Dyke</i> show Joey runs intoNEWLINECentral Perk carrying a stack of <i>Soap Opera Digest</i>s and falls on the step. He doesNEWLINEbounce right back up making it all that much funnier","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from <i>The Dick Van Dyke</i> show Joey runs intoNEWLINECentral Perk carrying a stack of <i>Soap Opera Digest</i>s and falls on the step. He doesNEWLINEbounce right back up making it all that much funnier."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"He fell down once! And we re-did it and we went back. AndNEWLINEhe—(laughs)—he was afraid he was gonna fall down"},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"You could actually see him trying not to fall down"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"This particular time when he continued to fall or y’know, try notNEWLINEto fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, Should I do it"},
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{"Character":"[Reset from before, Matt doesn’t fall or look down","Line":"Reset from before, Matt doesn’t fall or look down."},
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{"Character":"[Reset from before, Matt doesn’t fall or look down","Line":"Reset from before, Matt doesn’t fall or look down."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pheebs! Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! (Hands herNEWLINEone."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, <i>Soap Opera Digest</i>"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, <i>Soap Opera Digest</i>"},
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{"Character":"(As she’s saying that Joey is trying to pull out a chair and sit down, only Matthew comesNEWLINErunning in from off camera and dives for the same chair","Line":"As she’s saying that Joey is trying to pull out a chair and sit down, only Matthew comesNEWLINErunning in from off camera and dives for the same chair."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimesNEWLINEyou like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if something’s naturallyNEWLINEgoing wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false"},
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{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"I don’t necessarily like to juice things"},
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{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"I don’t necessarily like to juice things"},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"He said true or false"},
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{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"He said true or false"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica’s restaurant kitchen, it’s the episode where Joey is workingNEWLINEas a waiter at Monica’s restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set itNEWLINEon fire","Line":"Cut to Monica’s restaurant kitchen, it’s the episode where Joey is workingNEWLINEas a waiter at Monica’s restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set itNEWLINEon fire."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh! Ooh-ooh"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh! Ooh-ooh"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh! Ooh-ooh"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh! Ooh-ooh"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing?"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing?"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You’re still a tiny bit on fire there"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh geez! Okay! Thanks"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh geez! Okay! Thanks"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh geez! Okay! Thanks"},
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{"Character":"(Matthew runs in and starts patting the other breast, then walks away. Matt slowlyNEWLINEstops patting her breast","Line":"Matthew runs in and starts patting the other breast, then walks away. Matt slowlyNEWLINEstops patting her breast."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is tellingNEWLINEMonica something","Line":"Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is tellingNEWLINEMonica something."},
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{"Character":"<strong>Richard","Line":"/strong> It was great seeing you the other night"},
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{"Character":"<strong>Richard","Line":"/strong> It was great seeing you the other night"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, it was good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell meNEWLINEthat"},
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{"Character":"<strong>Richard","Line":"/strong> Noo! I came down here to tell you something else. I came hereNEWLINEto tell you I still love you"},
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{"Character":"(Suddenly the door flies open and in walks Chandler!","Line":"Suddenly the door flies open and in walks Chandler!!"},
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{"Character":"(Suddenly the door flies open and in walks Chandler!","Line":"Suddenly the door flies open and in walks Chandler!!"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What the fu—(beep)—ck are you doing?"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What the fu—(beep)—ck are you doing?"},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"Now you guys work with animals a lot. You had to work early on with aNEWLINEmonkey"},
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{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"That damn monkey"},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"That damn monkey"},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"That damn monkey"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching aNEWLINEsoap opera with Marcel","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching aNEWLINEsoap opera with Marcel."},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? That’s Dr.NEWLINEFrancis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There—(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)—Okay.NEWLINE(And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)"},
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{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Katie. Geez! See Katie, come here—Katie! (Katie spills someNEWLINEpopcorn.) Katie, come here Katie. (She obeys and sits where she’s supposed to.) VeryNEWLINEgood"},
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{"Character":"[Reset, they’re about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startlingNEWLINEJennifer","Line":"Reset, they’re about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startlingNEWLINEJennifer."},
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{"Character":"[Reset, they’re about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startlingNEWLINEJennifer","Line":"Reset, they’re about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startlingNEWLINEJennifer."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Lisa’s laugh though…There’s—It’s soNEWLINEinfectious. It’s one of those things…just forget about it. Once it starts,NEWLINEit’s all gone"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, it’s actually Joey and Rachel’s. Phoebe is tryingNEWLINEto convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on","Line":"Cut to Joey and Rachel's, it’s actually Joey and Rachel’s. Phoebe is tryingNEWLINEto convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on."},
|
||
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No y’know, I don’t want to switch! Come on! I can throw wetNEWLINEpaper towels here"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well at Monica’s you can eat—(Suddenly cracks up."},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well at Monica’s you can eat—(Suddenly cracks up."},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well at Monica’s you can eat—(Suddenly cracks up."},
|
||
{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Okay, shh yeah. ‘Cause it’s not silly"},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Here we go"},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Here we go"},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Here we go"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Okay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Okay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Okay"},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And…action"},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And…action"},
|
||
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph… (She starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"(to Lisa) Ready"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"(to Lisa) Ready"},
|
||
{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"Lisa","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"(They all start laughing","Line":"They all start laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"(They all start laughing","Line":"They all start laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"And then it just builds on itself and there’s no doing the sceneNEWLINEafter. I mean you probably wait and really get it together and do it"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-when—INEWLINEmean when"},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"(to Matt) You bastard"},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"(to Matt) You bastard"},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"(to Matt) You bastard"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"Yeah, what did I do"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"Yeah, what did I do"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"Yeah, what did I do"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"…I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction toNEWLINEyou, or a certain take, I-I—I mean I find it so funny"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey isNEWLINEwalking towards Ross","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey isNEWLINEwalking towards Ross."},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mornin"},
|
||
{"Character":"(Joey hugs Ross’s neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which,NEWLINEafter a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing","Line":"Joey hugs Ross’s neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which,NEWLINEafter a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to RossNEWLINEabout the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to RossNEWLINEabout the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone."},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I mean what kind of an actor, what kind of an actor can’t even say,NEWLINEHmm, noodle soup"},
|
||
{"Character":"(David smiles","Line":"David smiles."},
|
||
{"Character":"(David smiles","Line":"David smiles."},
|
||
{"Character":"(David smiles","Line":"David smiles."},
|
||
{"Character":"(David smiles","Line":"David smiles."},
|
||
{"Character":"(David smiles","Line":"David smiles."},
|
||
{"Character":"(David smiles","Line":"David smiles."},
|
||
{"Character":"(David smiles","Line":"David smiles."},
|
||
{"Character":"(David smiles","Line":"David smiles."},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"That’s a good one? (They both laugh."},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Now, we should go back and take the other line"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Now, we should go back and take the other line"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"Okay, I’ll just put a little more booze on there. (Pours some moreNEWLINEon."},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think, subconsciously"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think, subconsciously"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think, subconsciously"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(cracking up) Nope, you lost me"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Reset, Joey is about to pour more booze on","Line":"Reset, Joey is about to pour more booze on."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Reset, Joey is about to pour more booze on","Line":"Reset, Joey is about to pour more booze on."},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"No! Come on"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"No! Come on"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"No! Come on"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the bride’sNEWLINEmaid test","Line":"Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the bride’sNEWLINEmaid test."},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start, youNEWLINEwalk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on theNEWLINEfloor.) I’ll be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross."},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(jumping up) No! No! No"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(jumping up) No! No! No"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(jumping up) No! No! No"},
|
||
{"Character":"(David and Matt just lose it then","Line":"David and Matt just lose it then."},
|
||
{"Character":"(David and Matt just lose it then","Line":"David and Matt just lose it then."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"We’ll be right back with more <i>Friends</i>, less me"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a sceneNEWLINEwhere Monica’s sick","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a sceneNEWLINEwhere Monica’s sick."},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"I’m doing my brother"},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"I’m doing my brother"},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"I’m doing my brother"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"That’s…gross"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"That’s…gross"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"That’s…gross"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Conan and the cast in Central Perk","Line":"Conan and the cast in Central Perk."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Conan and the cast in Central Perk","Line":"Conan and the cast in Central Perk."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Conan and the cast in Central Perk","Line":"Conan and the cast in Central Perk."},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"You uh, you’ve worked with—They always say a performer shouldNEWLINEnever work with pets or children"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Aww, the kids"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Aww, the kids"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Aww, the kids"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Aww, the kids"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Carol and Susan’s apartment, from next week’s episode Rachel isNEWLINEtalking to Ben","Line":"Cut to Carol and Susan’s apartment, from next week’s episode Rachel isNEWLINEtalking to Ben."},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Action"},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Action"},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Action"},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Action"},
|
||
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Now—What is my first line"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"(prompting her) What did we agree"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"(prompting her) What did we agree"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Okay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Okay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Okay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Okay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Okay"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"The good thing about the young kids though, they’re completelyNEWLINEunpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was oneNEWLINEstory"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Oh little Ben"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Oh little Ben"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Oh little Ben"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Oh little Ben"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around toNEWLINEhear my son’s first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasn’tNEWLINEsupposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel who’s working there","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel who’s working there."},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi! We’re visiting"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi! We’re visiting"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi! We’re visiting"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi! We’re visiting"},
|
||
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yay"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Y’know, youNEWLINEmight as well say it because I told your"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Can you say Da-Da? See, I’m gonna tell your mommies you said itNEWLINEanyway, so you might as well try"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ben","Line":"Da…Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah, he’s saying Da-Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah, he’s saying Da-Da"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"And then sometimes during the show y’know but you’re like, theNEWLINEscene’s going one way but you’re just tempted to say something another time.NEWLINELike, do you remember that one where Monica’s baking cookies in our old apartment"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"She’s trying to intrigue us to hang out with her"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"Yeah, she’s trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us toNEWLINEcome hang out in her new place, and we’re sitting there eating pizza and I think itNEWLINEwas you (Points to Lisa) that said"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above."},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do I smell"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do I smell"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do I smell"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do I smell"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"I think I was supposed to say, I don’t know, and go overNEWLINEand open the door. And I went"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do I smell"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do I smell"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Pause) Sorry. (Raises his hand in shame."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"(everyone laughs) And then it was like four takes later before we couldNEWLINEget through it with a straight face"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do I smell"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do I smell"},
|
||
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Le Blanc"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Le Blanc"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Reset","Line":"Reset]"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Reset","Line":"Reset]"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Reset","Line":"Reset]"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Reset","Line":"Reset]"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Reset","Line":"Reset]"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Reset","Line":"Reset]"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do I smell"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do I smell"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know, but it smells good. (He gets up and heads for the doorNEWLINEonly to stop short and start laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"But audiences—You have a live studio audience and they must loveNEWLINEthat. They must love it when they see you guys playing"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross haveNEWLINEbuilt a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly","Line":"Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross haveNEWLINEbuilt a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly."},
|
||
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you guys doing"},
|
||
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you guys doing"},
|
||
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you guys doing"},
|
||
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you guys doing"},
|
||
{"Character":"(Ross and Joey both reach down and pull up their pants","Line":"Ross and Joey both reach down and pull up their pants."},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nothing"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nothing"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nothing"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nothing"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nothing"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothin’"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothin’"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothin’"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"So that you will intentionally do somethingNEWLINEthat—they’ll-they’ll intentionally screw it up"},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandler’s hotel room in London. As theyNEWLINEexit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around theirNEWLINEankles","Line":"Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandler’s hotel room in London. As theyNEWLINEexit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around theirNEWLINEankles."},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"(noticing the laughter) Why? What’s the matter"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"(noticing the laughter) Why? What’s the matter"},
|
||
{"Character":"(They both bounce back into the bathroom","Line":"They both bounce back into the bathroom."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"(to Courtney) You-you’ve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot ofNEWLINEpeople love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch."},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"I’m melting"},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"I’m melting"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"They made me dance, in the fat suit"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shakingNEWLINEher groove thing sits down in exhaustion","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shakingNEWLINEher groove thing sits down in exhaustion."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimesNEWLINEthere’s just a word that someone has to say that you’ll get hung up on. AndNEWLINEit’ll just—the way you say the word is funny to everybody else"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and RossNEWLINEand Joey are trying to enjoy it","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and RossNEWLINEand Joey are trying to enjoy it."},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That tastes like feet"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That tastes like feet"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That tastes like feet"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That tastes like feet"},
|
||
{"Character":"(David puts his napkin up to his mouth and starts laughing at his own line. MattNEWLINEnotices him after a while and starts laughing as well","Line":"David puts his napkin up to his mouth and starts laughing at his own line. MattNEWLINEnotices him after a while and starts laughing as well."},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"It tastes like (mimicking him in a high-pitched voice) feet"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"It tastes like (mimicking him in a high-pitched voice) feet"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Okay, we’re good"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Okay, we’re good"},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Action"},
|
||
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Action"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That tastes like feet"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That tastes like feet"},
|
||
{"Character":"(Matt starts laughing","Line":"Matt starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Matt starts laughing","Line":"Matt starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Matt starts laughing","Line":"Matt starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny andNEWLINEyou’ll—we’ll be rehearsing during the week and youNEWLINEjust—whatever-whatever the joke is; it’s so funny we can’t get through itNEWLINEin rehearsal and just"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"You just know"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"You just know"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"You just know"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"You just know"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, Okay show night,NEWLINEI’m just—I’ll never be able to get through this"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sexNEWLINEwith her","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sexNEWLINEwith her."},
|
||
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you saying that you don’t want to get with this"},
|
||
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you saying that you don’t want to get with this"},
|
||
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You see, I don’t say—(Starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You see, I don’t say—(Starts laughing."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, it’s the one with the fake chocolate. Monica hasNEWLINEbaked some cookies and Phoebe is trying them","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, it’s the one with the fake chocolate. Monica hasNEWLINEbaked some cookies and Phoebe is trying them."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joey’s debut on <i>Days</i>","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joey’s debut on <i>Days</i>."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joey’s debut on <i>Days</i>","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joey’s debut on <i>Days</i>."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(noticing the woman on the screen) Whoa! She’s purty"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, and she’s really nice too! She taught me about y’know,NEWLINEhow to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Excuse me, what"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Excuse me, what"},
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{"Character":"(Matt turns back and looks at them, but instead of his next line he starts laughing","Line":"Matt turns back and looks at them, but instead of his next line he starts laughing."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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{"Character":"Conan","Line":"When you have to do physical business for a scene, I mean there must be;NEWLINEthere must be a lot of funny moments when you have to physically do a task as part of aNEWLINEscene"},
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{"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up aNEWLINEstair—a very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably…I-I think it wasNEWLINEthe hardest I’ve-I’ve laughed in my life period"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the scene described above","Line":"Cut to the scene described above."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the scene described above","Line":"Cut to the scene described above."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the scene described above","Line":"Cut to the scene described above."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the scene described above","Line":"Cut to the scene described above."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pivot! (They pivot) Pivot! (They pivot) Okay, pivot! Piv-at! (He startsNEWLINElaughing."},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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||
{"Character":"[Rese","Line":"Reset"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pivot! Piv-at! Piv-at!"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"},
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||
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"},
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||
{"Character":"(David is laughing","Line":"David is laughing."},
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{"Character":"(David is laughing","Line":"David is laughing."},
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{"Character":"(David is laughing","Line":"David is laughing."},
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||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Pivat!! (In a high pitched voice) Pivat!!"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
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||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"You’ve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80NEWLINEyears from now you’ll be thinking about"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"It is when we’re able to crack each other up"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"It is when we’re able to crack each other up"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cleaning the apartment for Monica and isNEWLINEfrustrated with things not lining up","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cleaning the apartment for Monica and isNEWLINEfrustrated with things not lining up."},
|
||
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monica’s gotta have the phone in the right placeNEWLINEand—(Frantic babbling."},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Chandler) All right! All right! All right! (To Joey) We areNEWLINEfixing it."},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Chandler) All right! All right! All right! (To Joey) We areNEWLINEfixing it."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Matt starts laughing","Line":"Matt starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Matt starts laughing","Line":"Matt starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Matt starts laughing","Line":"Matt starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"He’s gone. He’s…"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"He’s gone. He’s…"},
|
||
{"Character":"(Matt mimics Chandler","Line":"Matt mimics Chandler."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Matt mimics Chandler","Line":"Matt mimics Chandler."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each other’sNEWLINEperformance, and we like each other"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Ross’s second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is readyNEWLINEwith Rachel looking on","Line":"Cut to Ross’s second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is readyNEWLINEwith Rachel looking on."},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh the band’s ready! And well—I-I—we gotta do what the bandNEWLINEsays, right? I don’t care about the stinkin’ band!"},
|
||
{"Character":"(Jennifer starts laughing","Line":"Jennifer starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Jennifer starts laughing","Line":"Jennifer starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Jennifer starts laughing","Line":"Jennifer starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Jennifer starts laughing","Line":"Jennifer starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"(Jennifer starts laughing","Line":"Jennifer starts laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut back to the cast and Conan","Line":"Cut back to the cast and Conan."},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"Okay <i>Friends</i> gang, thanks for doing it"},
|
||
{"Character":"Conan","Line":"Okay <i>Friends</i> gang, thanks for doing it"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Well thank you so much"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"Well thank you so much"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Thank you Conan"},
|
||
{"Character":"Jennifer","Line":"Thank you Conan"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"Well thank you for coming here, it’s good to see you"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike."},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you my babies. (Waves good-bye."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica’s work kitchen, she’s on fire again and Joey is putting herNEWLINEout","Line":"Cut to Monica’s work kitchen, she’s on fire again and Joey is putting herNEWLINEout."},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica’s work kitchen, she’s on fire again and Joey is putting herNEWLINEout","Line":"Cut to Monica’s work kitchen, she’s on fire again and Joey is putting herNEWLINEout."},
|
||
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh what are doing?"},
|
||
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh what are doing?"},
|
||
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh what are doing?"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You’re still a tiny bit on fire there"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You’re still a tiny bit on fire there"},
|
||
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think you got it"},
|
||
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think you got it"},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"I’m sorry, I messed up"},
|
||
{"Character":"Courtney","Line":"I’m sorry, I messed up"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matt","Line":"I’ll do it again and again if you want"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the bad dessert Ross is quickly eating the mound on hisNEWLINEplate","Line":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the bad dessert Ross is quickly eating the mound on hisNEWLINEplate."},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no! I’ll-I’ll… (He takes too much and some falls out ofNEWLINEhis mouth, which starts him laughing."},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"That is too much"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"That is too much"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"That is too much"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"That is too much"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"That is too much"},
|
||
{"Character":"David","Line":"That is too much"},
|
||
{"Character":"(Matt grabs his plate and takes some of what’s on Ross’s plate","Line":"Matt grabs his plate and takes some of what’s on Ross’s plate."},
|
||
{"Character":"[We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishesNEWLINEwith","Line":"We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishesNEWLINEwith."},
|
||
{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"Let me start that again"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"Let me start that again"},
|
||
{"Character":"Matthew","Line":"Let me start that again"}]
|
||
}
|
||
}
|
||
}
|
||
} |