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<h1 align="center">The One With All the Wedding Dresses</h1>
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<p>Story by: Adam Chase<br>
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Teleplay by: Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins<br>
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Transcribed by:<a href="mailto:Ericaasen1@aol.com"> Eric Aasen</a></p>
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<p>[Scene: Joey’s bedroom, he is asleep and snoring loudly. Chandler enters wondering
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who left their engine running.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!
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Joey! Joey!!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!</p>
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<p>(Chandler acts disgusted, but is happy that Joey has stopped snoring. However, just as
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he is about to leave, Joey starts snoring again. So to get him to stop, he slams the door
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shut, waking Joey.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting another cup of coffee.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to
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pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when you’re not working here?</p>
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<p><b>Gunther:</b> You don’t need to fill these silences.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, okay, thanks. (He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica, Joey,
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and Phoebe.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Chandler, that’s like your fourth cup of coffee!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I’m exhausted!
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Because Joey started snoring!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> He’s in a different room! He’s really that loud?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (proudly) Oh, you should here me.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> It’s not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a
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sleep clinic!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Look, I told ya, I’m not going to any clinic! I don’t have a
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problem, you’re the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby
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and leave me alone" clinic!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> They don’t have those.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you’ve
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just had your first class!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Y’know I used to go out with this guy that was a really light
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sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over…</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Ohhh, yeah!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Next time you snore, I’m rolling ya over!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do
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it.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (entering) Hey guys!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey, all right!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p>(Joey starts humming <i>Here Come the Bride</i>.)</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, the Olympics.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Have you guys picked a date yet?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh no, not yet.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I <b>still</b> cannot believe you’re engaged! (Ross looks at her)
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Just ‘cause its happening so fast; not ‘cause you’re such a loser. </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Ugh, she’s upstairs <b>not</b> doing the dishes! And I tell ya
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something! I’m not doing them this time! I don’t care if those dishes sit in the
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sink until they’re all covered with—I’ll do them when I get home!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah—oh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in
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London…</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Already?!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, but it didn’t fit. Well, luckily there’s a store here that
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has one left in her size, but I’m the groom, I’m not supposed to see the
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dress… </p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I’ll pick it up for you!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Thank you.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, she’s got you running errands, y’know, picking up
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wedding dresses… (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What’s wah-pah?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Y’know, whipped! Wah-pah!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> That’s not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> That’s what I did. Wah-pah!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> You can’t do anything!</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming
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up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually
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doing the dishes.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes! </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh! It’s you. (She stops doing the dishes.) Hi.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so…</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> So listen uh, I know you and I haven’t really had a chance to talk
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since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I know if you were getting married I’d feel, kinda…..
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y’know.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but
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I’m okay.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> All right, I just wanted to check.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, that’s sweet.</p>
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<p>(He goes over to hug her.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You’re great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You
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just hang in there.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (breaking the hug) Uhh, hang in there?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, no, I didn’t mean, uh…</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I mean maybe you didn’t hear about a serious relationship called me
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and Joshua?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didn’t
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realise that had become anything, yet.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it has—yeah. Oh no, those
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were four <b>great</b> dates. </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh. Yeah?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I mean, the connection, I mean y’know,
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emotionally, mentally, physically…</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Wow, that’s-that’s-that’s incredible.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I know isn’t it? It’s like I’m right there with Joshua.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Uh-huh.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> You are right there with Emily. And it’s y’know, it’s
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kinda like…. it’s a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I gotta get to work.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh yeah? Fine.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey, y’know, y’know what would make me really happy?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh yeah, no, what’s that?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> If like the four of us could all y’know, hang out together. Uh, in
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fact Emily’s coming into town this weekend, why don’t you say we all have
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dinner? Say, Sunday night?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> That would be great!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, all right, it’s a date. (He leaves)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (to the closed door) Hang in there. You hang in there. (Gives him the
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raspberry.) </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (coming back in) Did you say something?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, just singing. (Does a little song.)</p>
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<p>[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s
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dress.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! It’s so beautiful!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, but y’know, about have of these are gonna end up getting
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divorced.</p>
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<p><b>The Saleslady:</b> May I help you ladies?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh, yes, umm, I’m here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.</p>
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<p><b>The Saleslady:</b> Yes, what’s the name, please?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Emily Waltham.</p>
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<p><b>The Saleslady:</b> Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the
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dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (laughs) Okay.</p>
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<p>[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You’re the most beautiful bride I’ve ever seen.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I am, aren’t I?</p>
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<p><b>The Saleslady:</b> Ms. Waltham?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Yes?</p>
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<p><b>The Saleslady:</b> We’re closing.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)</p>
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<p><b>The Saleslady:</b> And could I get my ring back?</p>
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<p>(She disgustedly takes the ring off and gives it back.)</p>
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<p>[Scene: Joey’s bedroom, he’s snoring again and Chandler is there to roll him
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over.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a
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surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a
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clinic! You’re going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates?
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Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)</p>
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<p>[Time lapse, Monica is now <b>wearing</b> the dress while doing the dishes and is
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making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr.
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Fraiser Crane!]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming.
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(There’s a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No-no, let me in!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Phoebe?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Can you just hold on for one minute?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No, you have to let me in right now!!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Are you alone?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yes!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> All right.</p>
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<p>(She goes over and lets Phoebe bounce in wearing her own wedding dress.)</p>
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<p>[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is complaining about going to the clinic.]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> This sucks! I didn’t know I had to stay up all night before I went to
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this stupid sleep clinic! I’m so tired!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> It’s 6:00.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, well…</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (entering) Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and
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Emily, and I think that’s, I think that’s really cool.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, Rach, I think you’re handling that really well.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? There’s nothing to
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handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn’t for me and Joshua.
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Y’know, they’re not gonna get married anyway!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast it’s ridiculous! I
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mean, they’re gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way,
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one of them is gonna realise what they’ve done and they’re call the whole thing
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off. I’m telling ya, you’re gonna be dancing at my wedding before you’re
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dancing at there’s.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, well, I don’t dance at weddings.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Why not?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I
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look like this… (Starts to dancing really, really, really badly. Ross enters behind
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him and he stops.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey man.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Nothing.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Nothing.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I am… (Looks in his date book.) free!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!</p>
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<b>
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</b><p><b>Joey and Chandler:</b> What?!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yep!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> In a month?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> You mean, you mean 30 days?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> From now? </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, that’s great.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place
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that her parents got married, but it’s going to be torn down, so… I mean, I-I
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know it’s crazy, but everything up ‘til now has been so crazy, and I don’t
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know, this just feels right. Y’know?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (still looking in date book) Hey! That’s the day after I stop
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menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isn’t mine.</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]</p>
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<p><b>Joshua:</b> (entering) Hey, Rachel.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Joshua:</b> What’s up? You’re voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. (Hugs him)
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See you.</p>
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<p><b>Joshua:</b> Great!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah! (She sits down) Sit!</p>
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<p><b>Joshua:</b> (sitting) You okay?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I’m more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?</p>
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<p><b>Joshua:</b> Do I?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> ‘Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are
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so on the right track! Y’know? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are
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clicking. Y’know?</p>
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<p><b>Joshua:</b> Yeah, sure-sure, yeah,
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we’re-we’re-we’re-we’re-we’re clicking.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah-yeah, y’know if-if there was just like one little area where
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I—that I think we need—we would need to work on; I-I would think it was
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we’re just not crazy enough!</p>
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<p><b>Joshua:</b> I-I gotta say, I-I-I-I’m not too sure I agree with that.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, yeah, right, y’know what? Yeah, you’re right, I mean, we
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no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively)……I mean, I mean
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like <b>craaaazy</b>! Y’know? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound
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y’know, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got
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married?</p>
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<p><b>Joshua:</b> What?! (Gunther is listening in.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, I know, I know, it’s-it’s so, it’s so totally like,
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"Whoa! Can we do this?" Y’know, I mean, but I mean it just feels right!
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Don’t you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, don’t you think?</p>
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<p><b>Joshua:</b> Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, you’re a real special lady, but my divorce
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isn’t final yet and, and, and we’ve been on four days, so I’m thinking
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"No, but thanks."</p>
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<p><b>Gunther:</b> <b>YOU IDIOT</b>!!!!!</p>
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<p>[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]</p>
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<p><b>Sleep Clinic Worker:</b> Your name, please?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Joey Tribbiani.</p>
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<p><b>Sleep Clinic Worker:</b> Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for
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your sleep study. (Joey doesn’t answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (answering for him) Yes he did.</p>
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<p><b>Sleep Clinic Worker:</b> Alll right, we’ll call you in a few minutes.</p>
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<p>(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (waking Joey) Hey, check out that girl! She is really hot!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (sleepily) Yeah, she is. Wow! (Falls back asleep, loudly) How you
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doin’?</p>
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<p>(Chandler wakes him up, again.)</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> What?!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> You’re coming on to the entire room! (He goes over to pick up a
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stack of magazines next to her, and to get her attention, he throws them back down.)
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I’m Chandler.</p>
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<p><strong>Woman:</strong> I’m Marjorie.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hi.</p>
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<p><b>Marjorie:</b> Hi.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> You mind if I…</p>
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<p><b>Marjorie:</b> No, please. </p>
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<p>(He sits down next to her.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> So uh, what are you in for?</p>
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<p><b>Marjorie:</b> I talk in my sleep.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (asleep) So why don’t you give me your number?</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now <b>throwing</b>
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a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the <b>actual</b> bouquet at an <b>actual</b>
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wedding.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay, ready?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay.</p>
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||
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<p>(She turns around and throws the bouquet to Phoebe.)</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (catching it) I got it! Mine! (They both hug)</p>
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||
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Congratulations!</p>
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||
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Thank you!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay! My turn! My turn!</p>
|
||
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay! (Gets into position) Okay, ready?</p>
|
||
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (cocking her head from side to side in some pre-bouquet-catching ritual)
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Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay. (Phoebe turns and throws it on the couch.)</p>
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||
|
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (upset) That was a terrible throw!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I’m not gonna right to you! That’s not real!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Look at me! My big concern is what’s real?! (Finally realises) Oh
|
||
my God. We’re really sad, aren’t we?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, I think we are.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> This isn’t even my dress.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, at least you didn’t <b>rent</b> yours from a store called,
|
||
"It’s Not Too Late."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I’m changing out of this.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Me too.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> In like a half-hour?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Me too.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay, throw it straight this time.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(She throws it straight, and Monica makes a big deal about catching it.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I’m getting married next!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yay!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal
|
||
clothes.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I <b>hate</b> my regular clothes now! Y’know? I look down and-and I
|
||
know that this isn’t gonna be the most special day of my life.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didn’t you start
|
||
feeling silly?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I guess.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Monica crosses her legs and is still wearing the garter belt.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh my God! </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh God.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, you’re such a cheater!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (entering) Hello! Little ones.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (They’re
|
||
stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, how’d that happen?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Because I’m cooler.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> No, seriously.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well she’s, she’s the kinda girl—Joey was unconscious. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Joey enters, wearing a mouth guard like boxers wear.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! What’s happening?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh my God!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What is that?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and it’s gonna
|
||
help me not to snore.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? ‘Cause I don’t think you
|
||
have to wear it unless you are!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (takes out the mouth guard) I know I don’t have too! It tastes good.
|
||
(Puts it back in.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Plus, you look cool.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Joey totally agrees with this statement and kicks his feet up.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua…</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, how did it go?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, I did my best to convince him that I’m not some crazy girl
|
||
who is dying to get married—I’m just going through a hard time.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What did he say?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well uh, his answering machine was <b>very</b> understanding. Ugh. I
|
||
feel blue.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that
|
||
he’s gonna call you again.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, maybe, but I don’t think I even care. I don’t think
|
||
he’s the one I’m sad about. Y’know, I know that I said that I am totally
|
||
okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don’t think I’m handling
|
||
it all that well.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, maybe.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> And I-I am just trying to figure out why.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Any luck?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, yeah, y’know how Ross and I were on again, off again, on
|
||
again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on
|
||
again.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Again. Y’know what? I think we all did.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (entering) Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emily’s wedding dress into
|
||
Rachel’s room.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about,
|
||
Ernie’s at 9 o’clock?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, see I-I don’t know if we’re gonna be hungry at three.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Three people. Joshua’s not gonna be there.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What happened?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Noo. Why?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, apparently he scares easy.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, Rachel, I’m-I’m sorry.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> It’s okay. Sometimes, things don’t work out the way you’d
|
||
thought they would.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Come here.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(They hug.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, don’t you have to go pick up Emily?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> You okay?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah! I got my girls.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(He leaves.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ugh. (She goes over and lays her head on Phoebe’s lap.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (looks at Monica) Hey, y’know what might cheer you up?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Time lapse, all three girls are now wearing wedding dresses, eating popcorn, drinking
|
||
beer, and watching TV.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Y’know, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. (Pause)
|
||
Maybe someday, there will be.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(There’s a knock on the door.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh God! He’s gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big
|
||
date!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, okay! (She goes to answer the door.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> No-no, Rachel, don’t get it! He can’t see us!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> I’m not gonna marry Chandler!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Not after this!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she
|
||
does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that it’s Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the
|
||
door.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joshua:</b> I gotta go.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that
|
||
oughta do it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>Closing Credits</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Chandler’s bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden,
|
||
Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets
|
||
back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. There’s a short pause until she
|
||
starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all
|
||
wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of
|
||
Chandler’s door, and starts to complain about the noise.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am <b>trying</b> to sleep! (Shrugs to
|
||
say, "What’s up with that?")</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>End</strong></p>
|
||
|
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|
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