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"Cast":["Ross","Chandler","<strong>Machine","<strong>Woman's Voice","Jade","All","Rachel","Phoebe","Joey","(They exit","Monica","(They clink their glasses","Waiter","(Paus","(Monica's pager goes of","Waitress"],
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"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are there. Ross is watching wrestling.",
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Man, I sure miss Julie"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see howNEWLINEyou got there. (The phone rings and Chandler doesn't answer it."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You ever figure out what that thing's for"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You ever figure out what that thing's for"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, see, I'm trying this new screening thing. You know, I figure ifNEWLINEI'm always answering the phone, people'll think I don't have a life. My god, Rodrigo neverNEWLINEgets pinned."},
{"Character":"<strong>Machine","Line":"/strong> (Joey's voice) Here comes the beep, you know what to do"},
{"Character":"<strong>Machine","Line":"/strong> (Joey's voice) Here comes the beep, you know what to do"},
{"Character":"<strong>Woman's Voice","Line":"/strong> Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't knowNEWLINEif you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was,NEWLINEand, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. INEWLINEbarely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"I got a little drunk...and naked"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"I got a little drunk...and naked"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(answering the phone, in a deep voice) Bob here"}]
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"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there and Ross is on the phone.",
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in NewNEWLINEMexico"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hi, Julie"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hi, Julie"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hi, Julie"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Hi, Julie"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sarcastically) Hi, Julie"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sarcastically) Hi, Julie"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ok, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for hisNEWLINEbirthday"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, is, is there any chance that you're rounding up? Y'know, like from,NEWLINElike 20"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Do we need a cake"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Do we need a cake"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Do we need a cake"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look guys, I know it's a little steep"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, whoosh! (Imitates going over a cliff with her hand."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But it's Ross"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But it's Ross"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But it's Ross"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But it's Ross"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's Ross"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's Ross"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you're right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you're right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'll see you guys later, I gotta go...do a thing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. (He hangs up) (To Chandler)NEWLINEWhoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, I think I might just"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, I think I might just"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, I think I might just"},
{"Character":"(They exit","Line":"They exit."},
{"Character":"(They exit","Line":"They exit."},
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{"Character":"(They exit","Line":"They exit."},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So uh, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'llNEWLINEjust stay home and eat dust bunnies"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Can you believe how much this is gonna cost"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Can you believe how much this is gonna cost"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you guys ever get the feeling that um, Chandler and those guys justNEWLINEdon't get that we don't make as much money as they do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes! Yeah, it's like they're always saying let's go here, let's goNEWLINEthere. Like we can afford to go here and there"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, y'know, someplace nice,NEWLINEy'know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthdayNEWLINEthing, it's for Ross"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"For Ross"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"For Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"For Ross, Ross, Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"For Ross, Ross, Ross"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Oh my god."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Oh my god."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti,NEWLINEsauti. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. It turns out theyNEWLINEfired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"If it's not you, this is a horrible story"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"If it's not you, this is a horrible story"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Fortunately, it is me. And, they made me head of purchasing, thank youNEWLINEvery much. Anyway, I just ran into Ross and Chandler downstairs, and they think we shouldNEWLINEgo out and celebrate. Y'know, someplace nice. (She goes into her bedroom."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Phoebe and Rachel) Yeah, someplace nice."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Phoebe and Rachel) Yeah, someplace nice."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"nbsp; How much do you think I can get for my kidney?"}]
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"SceneDescription":" A Restaurant, everyone except Chandler is seated at a table.",
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ok, (holding up his glass) ok, here is to my sister, the newly-appointedNEWLINEhead lunch chef.."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who is also in charge of purchasing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who is also in charge of purchasing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Newly appointed head lunch chef who is also in charge of purchasing.."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there.NEWLINEHere's to my little sister-"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, wait, and I got a beeper"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, wait, and I got a beeper"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Let's see"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Let's see"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Let's see"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's fine, I'll-I'll just wait"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, sorry"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, sorry"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, sorry"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, sorry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry, sorry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry, sorry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry, sorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Monica!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Monica!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Monica!"},
{"Character":"(They clink their glasses","Line":"They clink their glasses."},
{"Character":"(They clink their glasses","Line":"They clink their glasses."},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Are we ready to order?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you know what, we haven't even looked yet"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you know what, we haven't even looked yet"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on theNEWLINEedge of my seat"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(to Joey and Rachel) Wow, look at these prices"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(to Joey and Rachel) Wow, look at these prices"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, these are pretty ch-ching"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are these, like famous chickens"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are these, like famous chickens"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'mNEWLINElate. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Chandler behind their menus) Well, pretty incredible according to theNEWLINEmessage she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message forNEWLINEyou on my machine"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was your number, because INEWLINEcouldn't tell her that my number was my number because she thinks that my number is Bob'sNEWLINEnumber"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr. Roper calls"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr. Roper calls"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr. Roper calls"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Do I dare ask"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Do I dare ask"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Do I dare ask"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes, I will start with the carpaccio, and then I'll have the grilledNEWLINEprawns."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That sounds great. Same for me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That sounds great. Same for me"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"And for the gentleman"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"And for the gentleman"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"And for the gentleman"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I'll have the Thai chicken pizza. But, hey, look, if I get itNEWLINEwithout the nuts and leeks and stuff, is it cheaper"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"You'd think, wouldn't you? Miss"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"You'd think, wouldn't you? Miss"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok, I will have the uh, (whispers) side salad"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"(whispers) And what will that be on the side of"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"(whispers) And what will that be on the side of"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"And for you"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"And for you"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"And for you"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"And for you"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"And for you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup, and, um, take care"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I will have the uh, Cajun catfish"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I will have the uh, Cajun catfish"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Anything else"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Anything else"},
{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Anything else"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, how 'bout a verse of <em>Killing Me Softly</em>. You're gonnaNEWLINEsneeze on my fish, aren't you"},
{"Character":"[Time lapse, everyone has finished dinner and Ross is figuring out the bill","Line":"Time lapse, everyone has finished dinner and Ross is figuring out the bill."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(using calculator) Plus tip, divided by six. Ok, everyone owes 28 bucks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(using calculator) Plus tip, divided by six. Ok, everyone owes 28 bucks"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"nbsp; Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"nbsp; Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"nbsp; Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um, everyone"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um, everyone"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, you're right, I'm sorry."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, you're right, I'm sorry."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, thank you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, thank you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, thank you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So five of us is, $33.50 apiece"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So five of us is, $33.50 apiece"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumberNEWLINEmush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that-that-that salad, and, and JoeyNEWLINEwith his like teeny pizza! It's just.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no bigNEWLINEdeal"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not for you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not for you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not for you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not for you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not for you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not for you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not for you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, what's goin' on"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Joey and Phoebe) Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get intoNEWLINEthis right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Fine. All right, fine"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Fine. All right, fine"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Fine. All right, fine"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Fine. All right, fine"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can tell us."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can tell us."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(clearing his throat a lot) Ok, um, uh, we three feel like, that uh,NEWLINEsometimes you guys don't get that uh... (Pause) We don't have as much money as you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I hear ya."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I hear ya."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I hear ya."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We can talk about that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We can talk about that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, then...Let's"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, then...Let's"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well umm I, I just never think of money as an issue"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That's 'cause you have it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That's 'cause you have it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's a good point"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's a good point"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's a good point"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like with Monica's new job, or theNEWLINEwhole Ross's birthday hoopla"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha<68>Whoa, hey, I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kindNEWLINEof negative<76>there's gonna be a hoopla"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after theNEWLINEthing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after theNEWLINEthing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, andNEWLINEwe'll just do the gift"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"G-gift? The thing's not the gift"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"G-gift? The thing's not the gift"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"G-gift? The thing's not the gift"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, the thing was, we were gonna go see Hootie and the Blowfish"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hootie and the<68>oh my. I, I can catch them on the radio"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hootie and the<68>oh my. I, I can catch them on the radio"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all beNEWLINEtogether"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All of us"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All of us"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All of us"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All of us"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All of us"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All of us"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All of us"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Together"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Together"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not at the concert"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not at the concert"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"(An awkward silence ensues","Line":"An awkward silence ensues."},
{"Character":"(An awkward silence ensues","Line":"An awkward silence ensues."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh"}]
},
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"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is standing at the fridge as Ross enters hidingNEWLINEChandler behind the door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Chandler!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Chandler!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(startling Ross) Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(startling Ross) Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Geez! Are you ready"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Geez! Are you ready"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes. Yes! Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whoa! You had sex today"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whoa! You had sex today"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whoa! You had sex today"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it. I was awesome,NEWLINEok? She was biting her lip to stop from screaming."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Now I know it's been awhile, but I took it as a good sign"},
{"Character":"(The phone rings and Chandler doesn't answer it","Line":"The phone rings and Chandler doesn't answer it."},
{"Character":"(The phone rings and Chandler doesn't answer it","Line":"The phone rings and Chandler doesn't answer it."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Still doing the screening thing"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again"},
{"Character":"<strong>Machine","Line":"/strong> Here comes the beep, you know what to do"},
{"Character":"<strong>Machine","Line":"/strong> Here comes the beep, you know what to do"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was reallyNEWLINEhurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting aNEWLINEguy"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(answering the phone) Bob here"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(answering the phone) Bob here"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Oh, hi"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Oh, hi"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Oh, hi"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Oh, hi"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Oh, hi"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Oh, hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, uh, you met someone, huh"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago. (Chandler andNEWLINERoss dance in joy."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, uh, how was he"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, uh, how was he"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, uh, how was he"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, uh, how was he"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Eh"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Eh"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Eh"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Eh"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Eh"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Eh"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Eh"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Eh"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep fromNEWLINEscreaming your name"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, that makes me feel so good"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, that makes me feel so good"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"It was just so awkward and bumpy"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"It was just so awkward and bumpy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(silently mouthing) Bumpy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(silently mouthing) Bumpy"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool style, that you're notNEWLINEfamiliar with. And uh maybe you have to get used to it"},
{"Character":"Jade","Line":"Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it, you know what INEWLINEmean"}]
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Joey is trying to entertain Phoebe and Rachel.",
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(holding a hand behind his back) Come on you guys, one more time"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok. One"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok. One"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok. One"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok. One"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nooo. (He brings out his hand and is holding up two fingers."}]
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"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Ross, Monica, and ChandlerNEWLINEenter.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, you guys"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, you guys"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Happy birthday"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Happy birthday"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, ours pretty much sucked, oh, but, I did run into little StevieNEWLINEFisher. Remember him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. I used to babysit him. Hey, how's his dad"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. I used to babysit him. Hey, how's his dad"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, good"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, good"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, good"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, aside from that, the whole evening was pretty much a bust"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, we really missed you guys"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, we really missed you guys"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is so stupid"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We just have to really, really, really, not let stuff like moneyNEWLINEget<65>(notices something on Monica's neck)<29>Is that a hickey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, I just, I fell down"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, I just, I fell down"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, I just, I fell down"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, I just, I fell down"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"On someone's lips? Where'd you get the hickey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You know, a party, or.."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You know, a party, or.."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You know, a party, or.."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What party"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What party"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What party"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It wasn't so much a party as a...a gathering of people, with food, andNEWLINEmusic, and, and the band"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, apparently Stevie and Hootie are like this. (Holds up crossedNEWLINEfingers."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who gave you that hickey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who gave you that hickey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who gave you that hickey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That would be the work of a Blowfish"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sittingNEWLINEat home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and havingNEWLINEfun, and you know, all, Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What, as part of your poor friends outreach program"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What, as part of your poor friends outreach program"},
{"Character":"(Monica's pager goes of","Line":"Monica's pager goes off"},
{"Character":"(Monica's pager goes of","Line":"Monica's pager goes off"},
{"Character":"(Monica's pager goes of","Line":"Monica's pager goes off"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh great, it's work. (To Ross) Can you hand me that? (Ross hands her theNEWLINEphone."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you.NEWLINEBut we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And we don't work hard"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And we don't work hard"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And we don't work hard"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And we don't work hard"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(on phone) Yeah, hi, it's Monica. I just got a page"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a littleNEWLINEmore"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you feel like we hold you back"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you feel like we hold you back"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you feel like we hold you back"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"(Everyone starts bickering","Line":"Everyone starts bickering."},
{"Character":"(Everyone starts bickering","Line":"Everyone starts bickering."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. (They quiet down.) Wait, I don't understand.NEWLINEThose steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll justNEWLINEreplace them and we can forget the whole thing. (Listens) What corporate policy? (Listens)NEWLINE&nbsp; No. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up) I just got fired"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"(Everyone goes over to comfort Monic","Line":"Everyone goes over to comfort Monica"},
{"Character":"Waitress","Line":"(To Monica) Here's your check. That'll be $4.12"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(grabs the check) Let me get that. (To Chandler) You got five bucks"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(grabs the check) Let me get that. (To Chandler) You got five bucks"}]
}
}
}
}