startrek-ml/Data/Friends/ToConvert/The One With Joey’s Dirty Day.html.json

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	"Cast":["Phoebe","Joey","Monica","Ross","All","Chandler","Rachel","<strong>Woman","Emily","(Paus","","The Cigarette Guy"],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for aNEWLINEfishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures. Ross is playing with theNEWLINErod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(holding a lure) So now, what is this now"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guggly worm"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guggly worm"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guggly worm"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(laughs and picks up another lure) And this"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Glow-pop giggly jammer"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Glow-pop giggly jammer"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Glow-pop giggly jammer"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(laughs harder) You make it so funny"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(laughs harder) You make it so funny"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, what’sNEWLINEthis"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops theNEWLINEsandwich"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(pretend fishing in the living room) Ohh, Geller’s got one hooked!NEWLINEOhh! Looks like a big one! Yeah, ohh! Ohh! (Swinging the rod back and forth) It’s theNEWLINEclassic struggle between man and—(swings the rod and knocks over a lamp.) SomeoneNEWLINEknocked over a lamp"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(going over and picking up the rod) That’s all right. Hey you guys,NEWLINEyou know what’s going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad getsNEWLINEme out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, Joey, what are you doing withNEWLINEyour life? stuff. I can say, Well, I’m doing a movie with Charlton HestonNEWLINEdad. What are you doing with your life"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with theNEWLINEchick and duck in tow","Line":"Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with theNEWLINEchick and duck in tow."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t have to stop having fun just because I’m here.NEWLINEKathy didn’t cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and ChandlerNEWLINEgoes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, Joey, I don’t think that you should leave Chandler alone. INEWLINEmean it’s only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishingNEWLINEnext week"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, there’s nothing I can do for him right now, he’s still inNEWLINEhis sweat pants, that’s still Phase One. Y'know? I’ll be back for Phase Two, INEWLINEwould never miss Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Gettin’ drunk and going to a strip club."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How does going to a strip club help him better"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How does going to a strip club help him better"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Because there are naked ladies there"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"There are naked ladies there too"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"There are naked ladies there too"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"There are naked ladies there too"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) WouldNEWLINEyou give me one minute!! Please"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweatsNEWLINEflinging playing cards into a pot.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know, I can’t believe Kathy did this too me. I really,NEWLINEthought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on I’m never getting out ofNEWLINEthis chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is theNEWLINEone? My sweat pants"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take ‘em offNEWLINEand we’ll have some fun"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey-hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey-hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey-hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey-hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Catch any big fish? (Phoebe, Ross, and Monica all go over to him."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God, you guys have no idea."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God, you guys have no idea."},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"(they all recoil from the smell emanating from him) Oh! God! Wow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You stink"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You stink"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You stink"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You stink"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You stink"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You stink"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you kidding?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you kidding?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that bigNEWLINEtub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-how’s he doing"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He hasn’t gotten out of that chair in two days"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He hasn’t gotten out of that chair in two days"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! How’s it going"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler imitates retching and gets out of the chair","Line":"Chandler imitates retching and gets out of the chair."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler imitates retching and gets out of the chair","Line":"Chandler imitates retching and gets out of the chair."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to comeNEWLINEhome. All right, uh, I’ve got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) MeNEWLINEand Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, Monica"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, Monica"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-oh, what’s the matter"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-oh, what’s the matter"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, it’s Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight.NEWLINEBut, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera.NEWLINESo… What are you gonna do"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t know sweetie"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t know sweetie"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t know sweetie"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Help me"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Help me"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Help me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can’t! I have to work"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can’t! I have to work"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Unless! She wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this is—I have to meet Joshua! ThisNEWLINEis my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Y’know the Wouldn’t it beNEWLINEgreat if she was my wife Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, Chandler’s still in Phase One, and Joey’s that thing youNEWLINEsmell"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, Chandler’s still in Phase One, and Joey’s that thing youNEWLINEsmell"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! (Realises that Ross is in the room.) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So…"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So…"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So…"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhhh, come on!!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhhh, come on!!"},
				{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
				{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think she’s here"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think she’s here"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You want me to take some girl I’ve never met to the opera so you canNEWLINEgo to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, that-that is a toughie"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(looking out the peephole) Ohh, she’s looking down the hall. Oh!NEWLINEShe looked right at me! Oh wait, you can’t see people through that little hole, canNEWLINEyou? (Goes back to the door.) Hello"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Woman","Line":"/strong> Hello! (Monica screams"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Woman","Line":"/strong> Hello! (Monica screams"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Woman","Line":"/strong> Hello! (Monica screams"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’ll be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! INEWLINEthought we have moved on! I thought we’ve gotten to a place where we could be happyNEWLINEfor each other! I mean was that just me"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, I’ll do it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, I’ll do it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, I’ll do it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.)NEWLINEEmily"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m Rachel Green"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m Rachel Green"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Thank goodness"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Thank goodness"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"There’s been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out thatNEWLINEI’m not free tonight. So"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Really?! Well, that’s just lovely, isn’t it? I must’veNEWLINEmissed your call, even though I didn’t leave the flat all day."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well, no I"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well, no I"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well, no I"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well, no I"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well, no I"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Oh, no-no-no, that’s not rude! It’s perfectly in keeping with aNEWLINEtrip that I’ve already been run down by one of your wiener carts, and beenNEWLINEstrip-searched at John F. Kennedy Airport, apparently to you people, I look like someoneNEWLINEwho’s got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I-I-I think you look great"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I-I-I think you look great"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I-I-I think you look great"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out."},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’ll get her"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’ll get her"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Please hurry"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Please hurry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Don’t you just love the way they talk?"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"They’re in Vermont!! How could this happen?! (She waves her armsNEWLINEfranticly and hits Chandler."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How—how did end up in Vermont with that awful witch?! (She hitsNEWLINEChandler again."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe, she doesn’t hit him all the time."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe, she doesn’t hit him all the time."},
				{"Character":"[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone","Line":"cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! WhoNEWLINEwouldn’t be miserable? I’m telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes,NEWLINEshe was a totally different person"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"(rushing in) Ross! Come quickly! There’s a deer just outside eatingNEWLINEfruit from the orchard"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’ve gotta go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from theNEWLINEorchard! (He hangs up and runs out."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’ve gotta go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from theNEWLINEorchard! (He hangs up and runs out."},
				{"Character":"[cut back to Chandler and Joey’s","Line":"cut back to Chandler and Joey’s."},
				{"Character":"[cut back to Chandler and Joey’s","Line":"cut back to Chandler and Joey’s."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He had to go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from theNEWLINEorchard"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t get this! She was horrible! (She hits Chandler, yet again."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I’m going to go stand over there. (Points and moves intoNEWLINEthe living room."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why do you care so much anyway"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why do you care so much anyway"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why do you care so much anyway"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t care! All right, y’know what I’m just upset thatNEWLINEI’m getting nowhere with Joshua that—y’know what still, you do not meetNEWLINEsomeone and go flitting off to Vermont"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, y’know, would you just for once, not rememberNEWLINEevery…little…thing!! (Storms out."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So y’know, uh, when’s he getting back"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So y’know, uh, when’s he getting back"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So y’know, uh, when’s he getting back"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"A couple of days"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"A couple of days"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know, I knew something like this was going to happen. (HeNEWLINEstarts to take off his pants, revealing that he is still wearing his sweat pants."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing?! Chandler! You can’t just go back a phase"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes you can. You’re thinking about time, you can’t go backNEWLINEin time"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes you can. You’re thinking about time, you can’t go backNEWLINEin time"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, look, why don’t you just, why don’t you do your PhaseNEWLINETwo strip club thing with us"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, come on, we can be guys"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, come on, we can be guys"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(laughs) No you can’t"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(laughs) No you can’t"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t want to be guys, you’d be all hairy andNEWLINEwouldn’t live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y’know you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off andNEWLINEyou come with us and watch naked girls dance around!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (Starts to cry"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (Starts to cry"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (Starts to cry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m sorry. (Goes and hugs him"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m sorry. (Goes and hugs him"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoyingNEWLINEhimself.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(coming back to the stage and sitting next to Chandler) Okay, I’veNEWLINEgot some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No thanks, Mom"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No thanks, Mom"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No thanks, Mom"},
				{"Character":"(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette","Line":"A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, ‘causeNEWLINEI’m pregnant"},
				{"Character":"<strong>The Cigarette Smoking Guy</strong>","Line":"(No, not the Cigarette Smoking Man from <i>TheNEWLINEX-Files</i>.) Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ha-ha, it’s not my baby, ha-ha-ha! (He leaves."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ha-ha, it’s not my baby, ha-ha-ha! (He leaves."},
				{"Character":"(The dancer finishes and everyone claps","Line":"The dancer finishes and everyone claps."},
				{"Character":"(The dancer finishes and everyone claps","Line":"The dancer finishes and everyone claps."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Very good, (getting up and sliding a One into the dancer’s hotNEWLINEpants) so good"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(doing the same) I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(doing the same) I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didn’tNEWLINEcall. I mean you’d think he’d be worried about me not showing up at his club.NEWLINEUgh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on! Look where you are!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on! Look where you are!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on! Look where you are!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(to the waitress) When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Remember, a virgin for me please"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Remember, a virgin for me please"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh! And don’t let me leave without getting the name of that carpetNEWLINEguy"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, come on! Y’know what—y’know what, I think I’mNEWLINEjust gonna go home and call Kathy"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you think it will help"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you think it will help"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you think it will help"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! That was a test! In a couple of hours I’m gonna get reallyNEWLINEdrunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that,NEWLINEI’m gonna get so drunk, I’m gonna wanna call Janic"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should! How is she"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should! How is she"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should! How is she"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should! How is she"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohhh!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohhh!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohhh!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think somebody needs another lap dance. (Motions for one."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe areNEWLINEreturning from the strip club.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So, we did okay at the strip club, right"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitressNEWLINEthere is quitting to teach the third grade"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) I can’t believe it! He still hasn’t called"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) I can’t believe it! He still hasn’t called"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Who, Josh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Who, Josh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Who, Josh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s Joshua"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s Joshua"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s Joshua"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What, he doesn’t like Josh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I don’t"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I don’t"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I don’t"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I don’t"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, well I’m gonna put my sweats back on"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, y’know what, you were right, you wereNEWLINEright. We really weren’t great at being guys, but you know why? Because we’reNEWLINEgirls"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And do you know what girls are really good at"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stripping"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stripping"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stripping"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stripping"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, listening! Sit! Y’know, maybe it would just really, really helpNEWLINEif you would just talk"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, come on! What’s going in on in there? (Pats his chest."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. And y’know, if you wanna cry, that’s okay too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. And y’know, if you wanna cry, that’s okay too"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on! Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on! Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay?NEWLINEThose strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn’t picture myself with any of them.NEWLINE(Sits back in disgust."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"They really were pretty, weren’t they? (Rachel and Phoebe bothNEWLINEagree"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y’know, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler isNEWLINEintrigued.) It’d, it’d be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was soNEWLINEpetite"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"See, I don’t know, for me it would have to Chantal"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"See, I don’t know, for me it would have to Chantal"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Chantal"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Chantal"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my goodness, she had the smoothest skin! I mean when I stuck thatNEWLINEdollar bill in her g-string and grazed her thigh"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(jumping up) Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(jumping up) Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I am totally picturing you with all those women"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s-that’s not Phase Three"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s-that’s not Phase Three"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I’m there too"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I’m there too"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I’m there too"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, are we all together? Like in a group"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stop it! You’re killing me! I think I just moved on to PhaseNEWLINEFour"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! What is that? What is that"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! What is that? What is that"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! What is that? What is that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Where I don’t want to have a relationship ever! I just want toNEWLINEhave sex with strippers and my friends!"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is gettingNEWLINEready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in theNEWLINEupcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right ladies, here’s what we’re gonna do. (Points to aNEWLINEstripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two,NEWLINEgo get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of yourNEWLINEvoice, Chandler’s the king! Chandler’s the king"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I-I wanna be with her, (points to the stripper next to her) I like her"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, that’s fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, that’s fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait, now, what am I doing again"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait, now, what am I doing again"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at anyNEWLINEmoment"},
				{"Character":"The Cigarette Guy","Line":"Hi, I’m Joshua, I’m here to pick up Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no-no, that’ not Joshua"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no-no, that’ not Joshua"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no-no, that’ not Joshua"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What do you want from me, I’ve never met the guy. So anyway,NEWLINERachel, I’m sorry you can’t stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy withNEWLINEthe cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guyNEWLINEstarts rubbing Chandler’s back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right,NEWLINElisten, I’ve got to wake up"}]
			}
}
}
}