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"Cast":["Mac","C.H.E.E.S.E","Joey","Monica","Chandler","Ross","Rachel","(Phoebe gets up","Phoebe","Hilda","<strong>Man","Tag","Terry","Nurse #1","Nurse #2","Dr. Stryker Ramoray","The Director"],
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"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishingNEWLINEwatching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Joey is of course Mac.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mac","Line":"(on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is thatNEWLINEcheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel,NEWLINEChandler, and Monica arent amused."},
{"Character":"C.H.E.E.S.E","Line":"You can say that again Mac"},
{"Character":"C.H.E.E.S.E","Line":"You can say that again Mac"},
{"Character":"Mac","Line":"Well, I couldnt have done it without you buddy. Youre a genius"},
{"Character":"C.H.E.E.S.E","Line":"Oh yeah? Well then how come I cant get my VCR to stopNEWLINEblinking 12:00"},
{"Character":"(They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop-motion thing they had at the end ofNEWLINE<i>ChiPs</i>","Line":"They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop-motion thing they had at the end ofNEWLINE<i>ChiPs</i>."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think"},
{"Character":"(They all make happy faces as they are unable to express their feelings verbally.NEWLINEFinally, the phone rings and the race to answer it is won by Monica","Line":"They all make happy faces as they are unable to express their feelings verbally.NEWLINEFinally, the phone rings and the race to answer it is won by Monica."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, its your mom.NEWLINE(Hands him the phone."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, its your mom.NEWLINE(Hands him the phone."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Its your mommy. Its your mommy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thats nice"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thats nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang aNEWLINEchance to figure out what theyre gonna say."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that was umm…Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that was umm…Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that was umm…Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It wasnt the best"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It wasnt the best"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That was one of the worse things ever. And not just on TV"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wh-what are we gonna tell him"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wh-what are we gonna tell him"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wh-what are we gonna tell him"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, the lighting was okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I have costumes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I have costumes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I have costumes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I have costumes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh great! That means Im stuck with, So, we were watching youNEWLINEin there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What are you gonna do Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I dont know. I dont know. I cant lie to him again. OhNEWLINEno I—no! Im just gonna press my breasts up against him"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And say nothing"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And say nothing"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And say nothing"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And say nothing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah thats right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah thats right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what didNEWLINEyou guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) ItNEWLINEwasnt that good"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant,NEWLINEHilda.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one lastNEWLINEquestion for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ive never interviewed anyone before. Ive actually never hadNEWLINEanyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but thisNEWLINEis-this isnt the same thing."},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"No dear. Its not"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"No dear. Its not"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"No dear. Its not"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for comingNEWLINEin, it was nice to meet you"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"Thank you! Good meeting you"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"Thank you! Good meeting you"},
{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"Thank you! Good meeting you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right. (Hilda exits) Im a total pro"},
{"Character":"(Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters","Line":"Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters."},
{"Character":"(Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters","Line":"Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters."},
{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Hello"},
{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Hello"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(seeing him) Wow! H-umm! Hi! Yes, uh Im sorry the models areNEWLINEactually down the hall"},
{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Actually, Im here about the assistant job"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have aNEWLINEseat there. Umm, so whats—what is—whats your name"},
{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Tag Jones"},
{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Tag Jones"},
{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Tag Jones"},
{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Tag Jones"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh, go on"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh, go on"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Thats it. Thats my whole name"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Thats it. Thats my whole name"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thats your whole name, okay of course it is! Okay, wellNEWLINElets-lets just have a look-see here. (Looking at his resume"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dontNEWLINEhave a lot of experience, but uh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three yearsNEWLINEpainting houses. Two whole summers at <i>T.G.I. Fridays</i>, come on"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager toNEWLINElearn"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager toNEWLINElearn"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk andNEWLINEtakes his picture.) Im sorry, its for human resources, everybody has to do it.NEWLINECould you just stand up please"}]
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"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, you have an assistant right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tellNEWLINEher I am sick"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I-I just dont know how you decide who to hire. I meanNEWLINEIve got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lotNEWLINEof experience and then theres this guy"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about him"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about him"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about him"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about him"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what toNEWLINEdo. Tell me what to do"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You dont hireNEWLINEan assistant because theyre cute, you hire them because theyre qualified"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lotNEWLINEof sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Lets see. (Looking at the picture) Oh my God! Oh… But no! No!NEWLINEYou cant-you cant hire him, because that—its not professional. Umm,NEWLINEthis is for me (The picture) yes? Thanks. (Puts it in her pocket."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfectNEWLINEfor the job Hilda"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfectNEWLINEfor the job Hilda"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow!NEWLINEDont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and entersNEWLINEcarrying a plant.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! Tag. What are you doing here"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my faceNEWLINEyesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bringNEWLINEyou your first… (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Right. So I guess I shouldnt put good at noticing stuff on my resume.NEWLINE(Sets the plant down on her desk."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh-ohh, thank you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh-ohh, thank you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh-ohh, thank you"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But I hired you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But I hired you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But I hired you"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I cant believe it"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I cant believe it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairsNEWLINEand find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey—Ooh, hows Hilda? Is she working out"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Was she happy you gave her the job"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Was she happy you gave her the job"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, my-my new assistant was very happy that I hired my new assistant"},
{"Character":"(The phone rings and Joey answers it","Line":"The phone rings and Joey answers it."},
{"Character":"(The phone rings and Joey answers it","Line":"The phone rings and Joey answers it."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (ToNEWLINEPhoebe and Rachel) Its the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse meNEWLINEfor a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over nextNEWLINEweeks script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like theyre taking it off theNEWLINEair? (Listens) Ohh. (Listens) All right, see you Monday. (Listens) Were not evenNEWLINEshootin them anymore?!! (Listens) All right, bye! (Hangs up) They canceled Mac andNEWLINEC.H.E.E.S.E"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im sorry Joey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im sorry Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac andNEWLINEC.H.E.E.S.E.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today,NEWLINEI got nothin"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well wait a minute, what happened to <i>Days of Our Lives</i>"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What happened"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What happened"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What happened"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, why would you do that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, why would you do that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, why would you do that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Because they wanted me to audition"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You! An actor?! Thats madness"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You! An actor?! Thats madness"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Terrys office, Joey has come to beg for a second chance.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Terry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Terry"},
{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Joey Tribbiani! Im surprised your big head could fit through ourNEWLINEsmall halls! (Gets up) I gotta go Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait! Terry! Wait—Look—Wait I-I… Look, Im reallyNEWLINEsorry about before. I was an idiot thinking Im too big to audition for you. YouNEWLINEgotta give me another chance"},
{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I cant help you Joey"},
{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I cant help you Joey"},
{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I cant help you Joey"},
{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I cant help you Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have noNEWLINEidea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake"},
{"Character":"[Cut to a hospital room set on the <i>Days of Our Lives</i> stage. Two nurses areNEWLINEstanding next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and readingNEWLINEhis chart","Line":"Cut to a hospital room set on the <i>Days of Our Lives</i> stage. Two nurses areNEWLINEstanding next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and readingNEWLINEhis chart."},
{"Character":"Nurse #1","Line":"This poor guys been in a coma for five years. ItsNEWLINEhopeless"},
{"Character":"Nurse #1","Line":"This poor guys been in a coma for five years. ItsNEWLINEhopeless"},
{"Character":"Nurse #2","Line":"Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Ramorays a miracle worker.NEWLINELook, here he comes"},
{"Character":"(Stryker enters, only its not Joey playing him","Line":"Stryker enters, only its not Joey playing him."},
{"Character":"(Stryker enters, only its not Joey playing him","Line":"Stryker enters, only its not Joey playing him."},
{"Character":"Dr. Stryker Ramoray","Line":"Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, andNEWLINEwhispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And cut"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And cut"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And cut"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And cut"},
{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And cut"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks andNEWLINEenters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(noticing him) Hi! (Puts the pictures away."},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Do you have a minute"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Do you have a minute"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well yeah, sure, whats up"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well yeah, sure, whats up"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch…by guys"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh really?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh really?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh really?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh really?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh really?"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, did you not want people to know that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, did you not want people to know that"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think INEWLINEwas gay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whys that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whys that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whys that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whys that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whys that"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I dont think I should say"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like youNEWLINEcant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down."},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kay"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Pause) Yeah, shes gay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Pause) Yeah, shes gay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Pause) Yeah, shes gay"}]
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