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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Russ.html":{
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"Cast":["JOEY","[Ross enters, depressed","ROSS","PHOE","MNCA","FBOB","ALL","RACH","CHAN","ESTL","[Joey enters","RUSS","JULIE"],
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"Scenes":{
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"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
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"1":{
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"SceneDescription":" Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica comforting Joey at Monica and Rachel'sNEWLINEapartment.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had toNEWLINEput your hands into cows and stuff"},
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{"Character":"[Ross enters, depressed","Line":"Ross enters, depressed."},
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{"Character":"[Ross enters, depressed","Line":"Ross enters, depressed."},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"[sullenly] Hiiiiii"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"[sullenly] Hiiiiii"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Are... are you OK"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Are... are you OK"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Yeah, yeah, just a tough day at work. A stegosaurus fell over and trapped a kid.NEWLINEWhoa, whoa, I know this jacket, this is, th--Fun Bobby's jacket! Where is he, what. He,NEWLINEhe's here, isn't he"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Maybe"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Maybe"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Maybe"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Maybe"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Maybe"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Maybe"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Don't toy with me"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Don't toy with me"},
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{"Character":"[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom","Line":"Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom."},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"Geller"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"Geller"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"Geller"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"Geller"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Hey, Fun Bobby"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Hey, Fun Bobby"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"Hey. Whoa, hey, you've been working out, huh"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with myNEWLINEsister"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"You and me both"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"You and me both"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"You and me both"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"You and me both"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"Hey, so what'd I miss, what'd I miss, c'mon"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Oh, we were just trying to make Joey feel better"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Oh, we were just trying to make Joey feel better"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"Hey, do you need me to pick you up"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"No, I'm alright man. Really"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"No, I'm alright man. Really"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"No, I'm picking you up"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"No, I'm picking you up"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me... [Fun Bobby picks Joey up offNEWLINEthe ground, bounces him. Joey laughs.] Alright! It still works"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? [everyone raisesNEWLINEtheir hands] I'm still gonna go"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"OK, I'll see you later babe"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"OK, I'll see you later babe"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"OK, I'll see you later babe"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. [kissesNEWLINEMonica"},
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{"Character":"[Chandler and Joey are watching, Rachel turns their heads away from Monica","Line":"Chandler and Joey are watching, Rachel turns their heads away from Monica."},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"See ya. [exits"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"See ya. [exits"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"See ya. [exits"},
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{"Character":"FBOB","Line":"See ya. [exits"},
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{"Character":"ALL","Line":"Bye! See you later"},
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{"Character":"ALL","Line":"Bye! See you later"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Fun Bobby is so great"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Fun Bobby is so great"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. INEWLINEmean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple ofNEWLINEmonths, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Half full of looooovvvvve"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Half full of looooovvvvve"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"And for our two-week anniversary, he's gonna take me to his cousin's cabin forNEWLINEthe weekend"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Cabin of loooooovvvvve"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Cabin of loooooovvvvve"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Cabin of loooooovvvvve"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table,NEWLINEholding five empty wine bottles"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Really? I only had two glasses"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Really? I only had two glasses"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Really? I only had two glasses"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"I just had a glass"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"I just had a glass"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Two"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Two"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Two"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"I had one glass"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"I had one glass"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"I had about a mugful in this lovely 'I got boned at the Museum of NaturalNEWLINEHistory' mug"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five"},
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{"Character":"[All look towards door Fun Bobby left through","Line":"All look towards door Fun Bobby left through."},
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{"Character":"[All look towards door Fun Bobby left through","Line":"All look towards door Fun Bobby left through."},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Oooooh"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Oooooh"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Oooooh"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Oooooh"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Oooooh"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"[realizing what everyone else did a minute ago] Ooooooh"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"So what. So he drank a lot tonight"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"So what. So he drank a lot tonight"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen FunNEWLINEBobby without a... a drink in his hand"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Yeah. Oh, OOOH, yeah, you know, did you notice how he always starts his storiesNEWLINEwith, um, OK, 'I was soooo wasted,' or, 'Oh, we were soooo bombed,' or, ummm, ooh, ooh,NEWLINE'So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut."},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn't drinking"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn't drinking"},
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{"Character":"MNCA","Line":"Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, howNEWLINEdo you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo"}]
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},
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"2":{
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"SceneDescription":" <i>Estelle Leonard Talent Agency</i>. Estelle (ESTL) is speaking on the phone.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"ESTL","Line":"Stop saying you're not talented, you're very talented. It's just with the birdNEWLINEdead and all, there's very little act left. Oh, honey, give me a break, will ya? [a knockNEWLINEon the door] Oooh, ooh, I'll talk to you later"},
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{"Character":"[Joey enters","Line":"Joey enters."},
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{"Character":"[Joey enters","Line":"Joey enters."},
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{"Character":"[Joey enters","Line":"Joey enters."},
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{"Character":"[Joey enters","Line":"Joey enters."},
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{"Character":"ESTL","Line":"Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Well, I think it went pretty well. I.. I got a callback for Thursday"},
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{"Character":"ESTL","Line":"Joey, have you ever seen me ecstatic"},
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{"Character":"ESTL","Line":"Joey, have you ever seen me ecstatic"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"ESTL","Line":"Well, here it is. [She almost smiles."},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"OK, uh.... listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. The networkNEWLINEcasting lady.."},
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{"Character":"ESTL","Line":"Oh, isn't Lori a doll"},
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{"Character":"ESTL","Line":"Oh, isn't Lori a doll"},
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{"Character":"ESTL","Line":"Oh, isn't Lori a doll"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Oh yeah, yeah, she's great, but... I kinda got the feeling that she was sortNEWLINEof... coming on to me. And I definitely would get the part if I would've... you know... ifNEWLINEI would have sent the Little General in"},
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{"Character":"ESTL","Line":"Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what'sNEWLINEgoin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] HiNEWLINEdarling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific?NEWLINE[pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey]NEWLINEYeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her"}]
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},
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"3":{
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"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is making marinara sauce and filling everyNEWLINEcontainer in sight. Chandler enters.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or... uh, Italy called andNEWLINEsaid it was hungry"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Well, the part's mine if I want it"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Well, the part's mine if I want it"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Oh my God"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Oh my God"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Oh my God"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"[not knowing how to react] Oh my... God"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"[not knowing how to react] Oh my... God"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, <i>DaysNEWLINEof Our Lives</i>. That's actually on television"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"So, what're you gonna do"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"So, what're you gonna do"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"I've never slept with someone for a part"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"I've never slept with someone for a part"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Well is she... [reaches into the cookie jar for a cookie, takes his hand out,NEWLINEcovered with pasta sauce"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Sorry"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Sorry"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Sorry"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Sorry"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Sorry"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Sorry"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Sorry"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Sorry"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"It's alright. Is she good-looking"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something,NEWLINEI'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see itNEWLINEis you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree andNEWLINEa fat guy and you've got Christmas"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, y'know? I mean,NEWLINElet's say I do make it, alright? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was becauseNEWLINEof my talent or because of.. y'know, the Little General"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Didn't you used to call it the Little Major"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Didn't you used to call it the Little Major"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Didn't you used to call it the Little Major"},
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{"Character":"JOEY","Line":"Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it"}]
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},
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"4":{
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"SceneDescription":" <i>Central Perk</i>. Chandler is sitting on the couch between Russ and Ross,NEWLINEdoing a crossword puzzle.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK...NEWLINEeleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in <i>ium</i>"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Dysprosium"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Dysprosium"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Dysprosium"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"[condescendingly] Dysprosium? Try mendelevium"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"And weenie number two has it. Unless, of course, nine-down, <i>Knights in WhiteNEWLINESatin</i> was sung by the Doody Blues"},
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{"Character":"[Phoebe and Rachel are at the counter talking","Line":"Phoebe and Rachel are at the counter talking."},
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{"Character":"[Phoebe and Rachel are at the counter talking","Line":"Phoebe and Rachel are at the counter talking."},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"You don't see it? You actually don't see it"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"You don't see it? You actually don't see it"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"What"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"What"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"What"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"OK honey, you're dating Ross"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"No, Phoebs. I'm dating Russ"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"No, Phoebs. I'm dating Russ"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Russ is Ross. Russ... Ross"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Russ is Ross. Russ... Ross"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"Steve... sleeve"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"Steve... sleeve"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"OK, noone is named Sleeve"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"OK, noone is named Sleeve"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names beingNEWLINEsimilar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing"},
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{"Character":"[They look over at Russ and Ross","Line":"They look over at Russ and Ross."},
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{"Character":"[They look over at Russ and Ross","Line":"They look over at Russ and Ross."},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"[to Russ] For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"You could not be more wrong. You could try... but you would not be successful"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"I know what your problem is"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"I know what your problem is"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"I know what your problem is"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"I know what your problem is"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Oh you do, do you"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Oh you do, do you"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Um-hum, you're jealous"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Of... of what"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Of... of what"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Of... of what"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"You're jealous because I'm a real doctor"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can majorNEWLINEin. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hey, you listen"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hey, you listen"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hey, you listen"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hey, you listen"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"No, no, let me finish"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"No, no, let me finish"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"No, let me finish"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"No, let me finish"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"No, you let me fini.."},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"No, you let me fini.."},
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{"Character":"[Rachel walks up behind them","Line":"Rachel walks up behind them."},
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{"Character":"[Rachel walks up behind them","Line":"Rachel walks up behind them."},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"ROSS","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"RACH","Line":"Ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww! [turns away"}]
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},
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"5":{
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"SceneDescription":" <i>Central Perk</i>. Russ enters. Chandler andNEWLINEPhoebe are sitting on the couch.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Oh, hey"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Oh, hey"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Yeah, I'm sorry man"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Yeah, I'm sorry man"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any ideaNEWLINEwho she's talking about"},
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{"Character":"[Chandler and Phoebe feign ignorance","Line":"Chandler and Phoebe feign ignorance."},
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{"Character":"[Chandler and Phoebe feign ignorance","Line":"Chandler and Phoebe feign ignorance."},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Oh I do, it's.... it's Bob Saget. She hates him"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"RUSS","Line":"Oh"},
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{"Character":"[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters","Line":"Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters."},
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{"Character":"JULIE","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"JULIE","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"JULIE","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"JULIE","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"JULIE","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"CHAN","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"PHOE","Line":"Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing"},
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{"Character":"JULIE","Line":"Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but INEWLINEguess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um..."},
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{"Character":"[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds..","Line":"Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds..."}]
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}
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}
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}
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} |