startrek-ml/Data/Friends/ToConvert/The One With The Baby Shower.html.json

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	"Cast":["Rachel","Monica","Phoebe","Mrs. Green","","Woman","Ross"],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s babyNEWLINEshower.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So what’s the final head count on my baby shower"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! You mean they’re not coming to a social event whereNEWLINEthere’s no men and there’s no booze?! That’s shocking! I don’t care,NEWLINEas long as my mom’s here"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, your mother"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, your mother"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, your mother"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully bigNEWLINEcoincidence if she was"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well I don’t, I don’t have a mother so often I forget thatNEWLINEother people"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. (Pause) Neither is mine"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. (Pause) Neither is mine"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, y’know what? Don’t worry, okay? We’ll take care ofNEWLINEit. We’ll call her. Just go home and get ready"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Please, make sure she comes. It’s really important to me, I meanNEWLINEit’s my mom"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Please, make sure she comes. It’s really important to me, I meanNEWLINEit’s my mom"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know. I know, what’s her number"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t know"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t know"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t know"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs.NEWLINEGreen.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If you’re in charge of the invitations why am INEWLINEthe one who has to call her—Hello Mrs. Green! Hi, it’s Monica Geller"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, hello Monica"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, hello Monica"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, hello Monica"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but we’ve decided toNEWLINEthrow an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"I know, my daughter’s told me about it when they received theirNEWLINEimpromptu invitations a month ago"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m-I’m so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m-I’m so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m-I’m so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please!NEWLINECan you come? It’s today at four"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well all right. I’ll see you at four"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well all right. I’ll see you at four"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well all right. I’ll see you at four"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thank you. (Hangs up."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thank you. (Hangs up."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Isn’t it at three"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Isn’t it at three"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Son of a bitch! (Calls Mrs. Green again."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Son of a bitch! (Calls Mrs. Green again."}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Rachel’s baby shower is underway. Monica and PhoebeNEWLINEare working in the kitchen.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That’s good right"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What? He’s gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hiNEWLINEMrs. Green"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m so glad you could make it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes, thank you so much. And again, we’re so sorry. We could notNEWLINEfeel worse about it"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Try. There’s my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Try. There’s my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"She’s still mad"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"She’s still mad"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"She’s still mad"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I know. Isn’t it great? One less person we have to make smallNEWLINEtalk with"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, Sandra’s mad at you too. It-it doesn’t bother you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, Sandra’s mad at you too. It-it doesn’t bother you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No look, we’ve apologized twice! I can’t do anymore than that.NEWLINEI know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. I can do that. (Pause) I gotta go powder my ass"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. I can do that. (Pause) I gotta go powder my ass"},
				{"Character":"[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green","Line":"Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green."},
				{"Character":"[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green","Line":"Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If INEWLINEdidn’t know better I’d say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on,NEWLINElet’s get some tea"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked yourNEWLINEnanny yet? Now I don’t want you to use your housekeeper ‘cause it would justNEWLINEsplit her focus"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I don’t even have aNEWLINEhousekeeper"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I don’t even have aNEWLINEhousekeeper"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"It’s like you’re a cave person. Rachel, you must get aNEWLINEnanny. You don’t know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were aNEWLINEbaby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actuallyNEWLINEthink I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think that’s your mother’sNEWLINEcrazy."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, however great she was I just can’t afford that"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"I just had the greatest idea! I’m gonna come live with you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh-wh-what? What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh-wh-what? What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh-wh-what? What"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, I’m so happy I’m gonna do this for my little girl. Aw,NEWLINElook at you. You have tears in your eyes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Yes I do"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Yes I do"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Yes I do"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Yes I do"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over toNEWLINEMonica and Phoebe.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why did you invite my mother?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"For how long"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"For how long"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"For how long"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with herNEWLINEis taxing"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She can’t hear you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She can’t hear you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you don’t want your mother to move in with you, just tellNEWLINEher"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You’re right. You’re right. I mean I’m about to have aNEWLINEbaby, I can tell my mother that I don’t want her to just be sleeping on my couch! OhNEWLINEmy God! She’s gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s right. That is right, you go over there and tell her youNEWLINEdon’t want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Phoebe) This is great! Now she’s gonna be mad at Rachel!NEWLINEY’know what? And I’m just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter sheNEWLINEnever had"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! It’s time toNEWLINEopen the presents"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opensNEWLINEshould be from the grandmother of the baby, because you’re the most important personNEWLINEin this room. And in the world"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well uh, I don’t have a gift because I wasn’t invitedNEWLINEuntil the last minute, but thank you so much for bringing that to everyone’sNEWLINEattention"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How about you less important people, let’s open your presents"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How about you less important people, let’s open your presents"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How about you less important people, let’s open your presents"},
				{"Character":"(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her","Line":"Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her."},
				{"Character":"(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her","Line":"Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mom that’s okay that you didn’t get you a gift"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Sweetheart I know you’re gonna be terrific mom, I just thinkNEWLINEyou need a little help, especially at the beginning"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But mom, I really know what I’m doing. I can handle this"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But mom, I really know what I’m doing. I can handle this"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Really? Remember Twinkles"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Really? Remember Twinkles"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, come on Rach it’s present time! Y’know you’re theNEWLINEglue that’s holding this whole party together. It’s kinda falling apart here"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, this is from your friend at work"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is! (She’s holding an itemNEWLINEwith a large suction cup connected to a yellow plastic box, with a long narrow tube andNEWLINEbottle connected the yellow part.) Wait a minute. That can’t be right. Is that a beerNEWLINEbong for a baby"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Darling, that’s a breast pump"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Darling, that’s a breast pump"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Darling, that’s a breast pump"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow!NEWLINEWhat’s this"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s a diaper genie"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s a diaper genie"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s a diaper genie"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, it dispenses clean diapers"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, it dispenses clean diapers"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"No! It’s where you put the dirty ones"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that’s gross, why don’t you just take it outside andNEWLINEthrow it in a dumpster"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh you’re gonna do that ten times a day"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh you’re gonna do that ten times a day"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! IndianNEWLINEfood?"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No dear, that’s what babies do"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No dear, that’s what babies do"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No dear, that’s what babies do"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while you’reNEWLINEtrotting out to the garbage ten times a day"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t know, I’d leave it on the changing table? (EveryoneNEWLINEgasps.) What?! What’d I do? What’d I do?"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You can’t leave a baby alone"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You can’t leave a baby alone"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You can’t leave a baby alone"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You can’t leave a baby alone"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh come—(Stutters)—Of course I know that. I mean of course youNEWLINEnever leave a baby alone! I mean who would—she wouldn’t be safe as she would beNEWLINEwith me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Y’know what? I think opening the presentsNEWLINEright now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, I’m just gonna maybeNEWLINEopen them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts,NEWLINEand this basket is beautiful"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s actually a bassinet."},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s actually a bassinet."},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s actually a bassinet."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay mommy, don’t ever leave me. (Hugs her."}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs.NEWLINEGreen have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So umm, you’re gonna stay with me as long as I need you"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Of course I am"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Of course I am"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh mom, I swear I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all kinds of booksNEWLINEon pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didn’t think to read the part about whatNEWLINEto do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The baby’s coming and INEWLINEdon’t know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No. Sweetie, you’re gonna be fine. (Starts to get up."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No. Sweetie, you’re gonna be fine. (Starts to get up."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"I’m going to the bathroom"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"I’m going to the bathroom"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Now don’t worry! Everything’s gonna be okay. (Hugs RachelNEWLINEwhile she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on theNEWLINEhugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder andNEWLINEglares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering, out of breath) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering, out of breath) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering, out of breath) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I just Bamboozled Chandler! (Flexes in victory while everyone stares atNEWLINEhim.) Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not if you were here"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not if you were here"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not if you were here"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(excited) A <i>Play-Dough</i> Barber Shop"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. She’s going to live with us for eight weeks"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. She’s going to live with us for eight weeks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! She’s gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo. (Sees thatNEWLINERoss isn’t happy."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What—You’re not serious. I mean she’s a very nice woman,NEWLINEbut there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. She’ll drive us totally crazy"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"(entering from bathroom) Hi Ross"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"(entering from bathroom) Hi Ross"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"(entering from bathroom) Hi Ross"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi roomie! (Hugs her and looks at Rachel."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to babyNEWLINEproof his apartment.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"…and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thoughtNEWLINEthey might be more at home in the garage"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well we…we don’t have a garage"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well we…we don’t have a garage"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Did I say garage? I meant garbage"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y’know what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, it’s not absolutely vital thatNEWLINEyou live with us"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well Rachel needs help with the baby"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well Rachel needs help with the baby"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well Rachel needs help with the baby"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I do. I really do. I don’t know anything"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m-I’m sure that’s not true"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m-I’m sure that’s not true"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s frightening"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s frightening"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well uh, y’know what? Even if she doesn’t know anything, I do! INEWLINEhave a son. And his mother and I didn’t live together, and whenever he was with me INEWLINEtook care of him all the time, by myself"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"That’s true. You do have another child"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"That’s true. You do have another child"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"With another woman. Have you no control Ross"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That’s a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes INEWLINEwill be there to…to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I wantNEWLINEto do all those things"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well then you really don’t need me to live with you"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well then you really don’t need me to live with you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes! Yes, you’re gonna be so missed"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes! Yes, you’re gonna be so missed"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You’re gonna be a great father"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You’re gonna be a great father"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well you’re gonna be a wonderful grandma. (They hug."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello?! I still don’t know what the hell I’m doing"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello?! I still don’t know what the hell I’m doing"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way.NEWLINEYou’ll—you’re gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesn’t believe that.) Hey!NEWLINEYou will! Uh look, y’know when you first came to the city? You were this spoiledNEWLINEhelpless little girl who-who still used daddy’s credit card. Do you remember"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I hope you’re going somewhere with this"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I hope you’re going somewhere with this"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look at you! What—You’re-you’re this big executive! You areNEWLINEmuch more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt you’re gonnaNEWLINEbe an incredible mother."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m telling you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m telling you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you. (Hugs him."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you. (Hugs him."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"All right you two, I’m gonna get going"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. I’ll let myself out.NEWLINEIt’s like I’m not here, which I almost wasn’t"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) You’re still so funny. You’re so funny. (To Phoebe)NEWLINEWhat do I do"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) You’re still so funny. You’re so funny. (To Phoebe)NEWLINEWhat do I do"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nothing! You have apologized to her like a million times and she’sNEWLINEbeen nothing but terrible to you. And don’t forget you just threw her daughterNEWLINEa lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower, and she hasn’t even thanked you forNEWLINEit"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y’know what? You’re-you’re right"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y’know what? You’re-you’re right"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, I’d tell her off"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and MonicaNEWLINEfollows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party withoutNEWLINEsaying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decentNEWLINEthing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasn’t on purpose! But whatNEWLINEyou’re during to me now is just plain spiteful"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s right! Maybe it’s time you took a good hard look at aNEWLINEmirror young lady…old lady…lady"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Monica) Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Monica) Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So whenever you’re ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you.NEWLINEGood day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunnedNEWLINEMrs. Green.) I can’t feel my legs"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You were fantastic! I’m so proud of you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You were fantastic! I’m so proud of you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah? I’m proud of me too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah? I’m proud of me too"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should be"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should be"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should be"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs.NEWLINEGreen.) Mrs. Green! Okay I’m really sorry!! I’m apologizing for the—(SheNEWLINEtrips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but I’m stillNEWLINEreally sorry"}]
			}
}
}
}