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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.html":{
"Cast":["Rachel","Ross","Joey","Phoebe","All","Monica","Chandler","Mrs. Bing","The Housekeeper","","Past Life Phoebe","Mrs. Geller","Big Nosed Rachel","Fat Monica","Mr. Geller","(In the kitchen","French Phoebe"],
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"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and areNEWLINEgroaning over their fullness.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think youNEWLINEkilled us"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I couldn't possibly eat another bite."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I couldn't possibly eat another bite."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I need something sweet"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I need something sweet"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Does anyone wanna watch TV"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Does anyone wanna watch TV"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah, sure"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah, sure"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah, sure"},
{"Character":"(She starts pushing the power button on the remote, but it's not facing the TV so itNEWLINEdoesn't work","Line":"She starts pushing the power button on the remote, but it's not facing the TV so itNEWLINEdoesn't work."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Monica your remote doesn't work"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Monica your remote doesn't work"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, you have to lift it and point"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, you have to lift it and point"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Aw, forget it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Aw, forget it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game whereNEWLINEeveryone says one thing that they're thankful for"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ooh-ooh, I! I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's very nice"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's very nice"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's very nice"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's very nice"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's sweet, Joey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's sweet, Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze cameNEWLINEin out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm alsoNEWLINEthankful for thongs. (Note: Actually, I think every guy is thankful for thongs.NEWLINEThat and spandex. <font face=Wingdings>J</font> "}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" The Bing household, Mr. and Mrs. Bing and Young Chandler are eatingNEWLINEThanksgiving dinner as a housekeeper serves them.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mrs. Bing","Line":"Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting aNEWLINEdivorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with theNEWLINEhouse-boy than me"},
{"Character":"The Housekeeper","Line":"More turkey Mr. Chandler? (And he makes eyes at him."}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" A Union battlefield hospital, Phoebe, in a past life, is tending to a woundedNEWLINEUnion soldier. (By the way, for historical perspective, 1862 was the second year of theNEWLINEAmerican Civil War.)",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Past Life Phoebe","Line":"More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some moreNEWLINEbandages in here! This man is dying<6E>(She is cut off by an exploding shell justNEWLINEoutside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping outNEWLINElike you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says<79>) Oh no"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Phoebe's, Phoebe is entering.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(muffled) Hello"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(surprised) Hello"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(surprised) Hello"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Joey? What's going on"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Joey? What's going on"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know! It's stuck!!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know! It's stuck!!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I put it on to scare Chandler"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I put it on to scare Chandler"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I put it on to scare Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well then help me get it off! Plus, it smells really bad in here"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a deadNEWLINEanimal"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a deadNEWLINEanimal"},
{"Character":"(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head downNEWLINEonto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuckNEWLINEon Joey's head","Line":"They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head downNEWLINEonto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuckNEWLINEon Joey's head."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, did you get the turkey basted<65>Oh my God! Oh my God! (She seesNEWLINEsomeone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's Joey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, get it off now"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, get it off now"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I can't! It-it's stuck"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I can't! It-it's stuck"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at myNEWLINEparent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, hold on! Okay, let's just all think"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, hold on! Okay, let's just all think"},
{"Character":"(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currentlyNEWLINEinside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit ofNEWLINEjustice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes","Line":"They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currentlyNEWLINEinside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit ofNEWLINEjustice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legsNEWLINEas wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry! Sorry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry! Sorry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry! Sorry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry! Sorry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry! Sorry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry! Sorry"},
{"Character":"(They get into position to pull the turkey off","Line":"They get into position to pull the turkey off."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, count to three. 1. 2. 3"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, count to three. 1. 2. 3"},
{"Character":"(They both pull but Joey slips out and starts to fall backwards just as ChandlerNEWLINEenters, scaring him","Line":"They both pull but Joey slips out and starts to fall backwards just as ChandlerNEWLINEenters, scaring him."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Arghhhhhh!! (Joey turns around to taunt him, but Chandler is in theNEWLINEdoorway and Joey is facing the kitchen."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(pointing) It worked! I scared ya, I knew it! Ha-ha"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(pointing) It worked! I scared ya, I knew it! Ha-ha"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm over here big guy"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm over here big guy"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm over here big guy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are!NEWLINE(Starts dancing.) I scared you"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for ThanksgivingNEWLINEdinner. The doorbell rings.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Monica! I think Rachel's here"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One WithNEWLINEThe Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. SheNEWLINEgoes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Not for me. Chip and I broke up"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Not for me. Chip and I broke up"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Oh, why? Why? What happened"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Oh, why? Why? What happened"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip wasNEWLINEgoing to come over"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It reallyNEWLINEcreeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy'sNEWLINEthing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greetsNEWLINEMonica's parents.) Hi"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Hi Rachel"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Hi Rachel"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Hi Rachel"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Hi Rachel"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Happy Thanksgiving"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Happy Thanksgiving"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"You too sweethart"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"You too sweethart"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey!"},
{"Character":"(He brought home Chandler for Thanksgiving. Chandler is sporting the very popular FlockNEWLINEof Seagulls haircut. Yeah, it's another you have to see it to believe it kinda thing","Line":"He brought home Chandler for Thanksgiving. Chandler is sporting the very popular FlockNEWLINEof Seagulls haircut. Yeah, it's another you have to see it to believe it kinda thing."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh my"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh my"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh my"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh my"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, everyone, this is Chandler! My roommate and lead singer of our band"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Ross! (Wanting to be introduced."},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Ross! (Wanting to be introduced."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, this is Monica"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, this is Monica"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, this is Monica"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Hi, I'm Ross's little sister"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(seeing her) Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(seeing her) Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(seeing her) Okay"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so INEWLINEhope you're hungry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, mom. Mom. Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any ThanksgivingNEWLINEfood"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Umm, Chandler, if you want I can make you some macaroni and cheeseNEWLINEfor dinner"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in"},
{"Character":"(As she is drinking, Monica laughs and Chandler's joke and <i>Diet Coke</i> comes outNEWLINEof her nose","Line":"As she is drinking, Monica laughs and Chandler's joke and <i>Diet Coke</i> comes outNEWLINEof her nose."},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"dammit! (Runs off."},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"dammit! (Runs off."},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"dammit! (Runs off."},
{"Character":"(Ross points out Rachel to Chandler and goes over to talk to her. Rachel is checkingNEWLINEout her nose in her compact mirror","Line":"Ross points out Rachel to Chandler and goes over to talk to her. Rachel is checkingNEWLINEout her nose in her compact mirror."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know sinceNEWLINEI've been away at college"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Oh! No, not really"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Oh! No, not really"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Oh! No, not really"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, that's cool. So did<69> (She walks away from him and he shuts up."},
{"Character":"(Rachel wanders into the kitchen where Monica is making Chandler's dinner","Line":"Rachel wanders into the kitchen where Monica is making Chandler's dinner."},
{"Character":"(Rachel wanders into the kitchen where Monica is making Chandler's dinner","Line":"Rachel wanders into the kitchen where Monica is making Chandler's dinner."},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Ugh! I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slutNEWLINENancy Branson. I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with NancyNEWLINEBranson"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Y'know what? I've just had it with high school boys! They areNEWLINEjust silly. (Ross is overhearing this.) Silly, stupid boys! I'm going to start dating men"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack wereNEWLINElooking for"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack wereNEWLINElooking for"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Call them mom and dad you loser"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Call them mom and dad you loser"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in a high pitched voice) Monica"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in a high pitched voice) Monica"},
{"Character":"[Time lapse, dinner has finished and Chandler is sitting on the couch eating some pie.NEWLINEMonica sits down beside him, and he gets pushed up a little by the wave she makes in theNEWLINEcouch","Line":"Time lapse, dinner has finished and Chandler is sitting on the couch eating some pie.NEWLINEMonica sits down beside him, and he gets pushed up a little by the wave she makes in theNEWLINEcouch."},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Hey Chandler! Did you like the macaroni and cheese"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Hey Chandler! Did you like the macaroni and cheese"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"(He gets up and walks away as Rachel come running over all excited","Line":"He gets up and walks away as Rachel come running over all excited."},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slutNEWLINEwas all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Oh that's so great"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Oh that's so great"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Oh that's so great"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"Oh gosh, listen if you and Chip do it tonight, promise me you'llNEWLINEtell me everything"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"Oh totally, totally. Y'know it's not that big of deal, weNEWLINEalready kinda did it once y'know"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"I know, but y'know, this time you're gonna definitely knowNEWLINEwhether or not you did it"},
{"Character":"Big Nosed Rachel","Line":"I know, I know. And oh, and this time Chip promisedNEWLINEthat-that this time it will last at least for an entire song"},
{"Character":"[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes","Line":"Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes","Line":"Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes","Line":"Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So I<>m thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe playNEWLINEher that song we wrote last week"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Emotional Knapsack"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Emotional Knapsack"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Emotional Knapsack"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Emotional Knapsack"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right on! Oh! Uh, but, don<6F>t take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we'reNEWLINEgonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Listen, Roland Chang, if things go well, I<>m gonna be out with herNEWLINEall night"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Dude, don't do that too me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Dude, don't do that too me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Dude, don't do that too me"},
{"Character":"(Monica enters behind them","Line":"Monica enters behind them."},
{"Character":"(Monica enters behind them","Line":"Monica enters behind them."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind"},
{"Character":"(Monica suddenly gets very happy","Line":"Monica suddenly gets very happy."},
{"Character":"(Monica suddenly gets very happy","Line":"Monica suddenly gets very happy."},
{"Character":"(Monica suddenly gets very happy","Line":"Monica suddenly gets very happy."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night withNEWLINEyour fat sister"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"(Upon hearing this, Monica starts to break down and storms out. Only to be stopped byNEWLINEher parents","Line":"Upon hearing this, Monica starts to break down and storms out. Only to be stopped byNEWLINEher parents."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"(holding two pies) Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? INEWLINEdon't have any more room left in the fridge"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"No. No, thank you"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"No. No, thank you"},
{"Character":"Fat Monica","Line":"No. No, thank you"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well Judy, you did it! She's finally full"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well Judy, you did it! She's finally full"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job,NEWLINEis helping her.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, yeah, I had too. There was never any parking by the PsychologyNEWLINEbuilding"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(entering) Hi Rachel"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(entering) Hi Rachel"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(entering) Hi Rachel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh hi"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Wow, love your new nose"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see?NEWLINE(He starts to show her as the doorbell rings."},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I'll get it"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I'll get it"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I'll get it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out."},
{"Character":"(She opens the door to reveal Chandler and Ross. Unfortunately, they seem to have theirNEWLINEholidays mixed up. They think it's Halloween and they're going as Crockett and Tubbs fromNEWLINEthat legendary TV show of the late 80's, <i>Miami Vice</i>. God, we looked silly backNEWLINEthen","Line":"She opens the door to reveal Chandler and Ross. Unfortunately, they seem to have theirNEWLINEholidays mixed up. They think it's Halloween and they're going as Crockett and Tubbs fromNEWLINEthat legendary TV show of the late 80's, <i>Miami Vice</i>. God, we looked silly backNEWLINEthen!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey. (To his parents) Happy Thanksgiving!"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(To Chandler) God, your hair sure is different"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(To Chandler) God, your hair sure is different"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid weNEWLINEused to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So uh, where's Monica"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So uh, where's Monica"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So uh, where's Monica"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel,NEWLINEand the boy who hates Thanksgiving"},
{"Character":"(Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, sheNEWLINElost weight, big time","Line":"Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, sheNEWLINElost weight, big time!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? (SheNEWLINEturns around making sure he gets a good look."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dude"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dude"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dude"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want toNEWLINEhear about is Ross's new girlfriend"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart.NEWLINEAnd uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She playsNEWLINEfor both teams"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner"},
{"Character":"(She heads for the kitchen and Chandler watches her leave and admires the view","Line":"She heads for the kitchen and Chandler watches her leave and admires the view."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Dude"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Dude"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Dude"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Dude"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Dude"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Dude"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"(In the kitchen","Line":"In the kitchen."},
{"Character":"(In the kitchen","Line":"In the kitchen."},
{"Character":"(In the kitchen","Line":"In the kitchen."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him backNEWLINEfor calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well it didn't"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well it didn't"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well it didn't"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heartNEWLINEis not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got himNEWLINEback, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and thenNEWLINEI'm going to point at him and laugh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, that we may be able to do"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, that we may be able to do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weightNEWLINEso that I can give my flower to someone like him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna everNEWLINEtake it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're justNEWLINEgonna make him think that you are"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock theNEWLINEdoor and all the neighbors will just humiliate him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Then, you will definitely get him back"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Then, you will definitely get him back"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, oh, here's what you do. Just act like everything around you turnsNEWLINEyou on"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel!NEWLINE(She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good againstNEWLINEmy cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring itNEWLINEdown to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(excited) I can do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(excited) I can do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(excited) I can do that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler)NEWLINEHey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous macNEWLINEand cheese like last year"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides toNEWLINEfollow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni andNEWLINEcheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds themNEWLINEbetween her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-andNEWLINEhold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm,NEWLINEand-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up aNEWLINEknife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder)NEWLINEand-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have anyNEWLINEexposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and theNEWLINEbox between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are you all right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are you all right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are you all right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that<61>(She drops the box andNEWLINEin a reflex action tries to catch it with her arm, the knife slips out and slowly flipsNEWLINEthrough the air and comes point first down into Chandler's shoe."}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is reacting to the story.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm sorry! It wasn't your whole toe"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (HeNEWLINEstorms out."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler! (Follows him out."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler! (Follows him out."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler! (Follows him out."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Joey) Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Joey) Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're a dork"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're a dork"},
{"Character":"[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door","Line":"Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can't believe this"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can't believe this"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can't believe this"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler, I said I was sorry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, well, sorry doesn<73>t bring back the little piggy that criedNEWLINEall the way home! I hate this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see youNEWLINElater"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. (He goes into his apartment."}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is onceNEWLINEagain a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with aNEWLINEFrench accent.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"French Phoebe","Line":"nbsp; Gauze! Gauze! I need to get some gauze in here! Can I pleaseNEWLINEget some gauze in here! (A shell explodes outside next to the tent and when the smokeNEWLINEclears, Phoebe still has her arm.) Whew! (Her arm falls off and starts pumping out blood.)NEWLINEThis is getting ridiculous uh!"}]
}
}
}
}