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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Unagi.html":{
"Cast":["Ross","Chandler","Joey","Phoebe","Gunther","Monica","Rachel","Phoebe and Rachel","(The oven dings","Joey's Look-A-Like","Carl","The Doctor","","The Instructor"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Joey is working.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, remember when I had a monkey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, what, what was I thinking"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20NEWLINEpercent tip? Did I do something wrong"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yknow whats more generous than that?! Fifty percent!NEWLINEYknow whats even more generous than that?!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I see where youre goin"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I see where youre goin"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I see where youre goin"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whats up with the greed Joe"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whats up with the greed Joe"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gottaNEWLINEget these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? ImNEWLINEdown to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened inNEWLINEsome teeth—Why did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? INEWLINEmean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Or, yknow, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps ifNEWLINEyouve got yknow a little of this (she sticks her chest out and shakes it)NEWLINEgoin on. Wow! I still have it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! MaybeNEWLINEyoull get that job"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! MaybeNEWLINEyoull get that job"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments downNEWLINEon me all the time"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember?NEWLINELets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really preferNEWLINEdoing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they wantNEWLINElike some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"(approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"(approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youreNEWLINEworking"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh do it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh do it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh do it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh do it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh do it"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes!NEWLINEHes complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assumingNEWLINEthat Joey will deliver it and walks away."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, where was I? (Takes a sip of the coffee."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, where was I? (Takes a sip of the coffee."}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is desperately trying to make hisNEWLINEValentines Day gift. He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencilsNEWLINEinto the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(admiring his work) This, this actually is a… (Does the sameNEWLINEgibberish word from before."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentines DayNEWLINEgifts"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Do we have to make the entire thing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! Why, did you—you forget to make yours"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! Why, did you—you forget to make yours"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the placeNEWLINEwhere I-I made it and pick-pick it up"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. (They kiss.) Okay, I cant wait! This is going to be the bestNEWLINEValentines Day ever! (Chandler giggles and exits.) I cant believe it! Make theNEWLINEpresents! Make the presents"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sticking his head back in) What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sticking his head back in) What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sticking his head back in) What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does anotherNEWLINEsarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hallway between the Apartments, Ross is hiding behind that bump out onNEWLINEMonicas side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel. As they come up the stairs, he jumps outNEWLINEand yells…",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"DANGER!!! DANGER!!!!"},
{"Character":"(They both scream and jump away","Line":"They both scream and jump away."},
{"Character":"(They both scream and jump away","Line":"They both scream and jump away."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ross!!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ross!!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ross!!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ross!!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What the hell was that?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What the hell was that?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A lesson in the importance of unagi. (He starts doing the finger thingNEWLINEevery time now."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, youre a freak!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, youre a freak!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, youre a freak!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Perhaps. Now Im curious, at what point during those girlish screamsNEWLINEwould you have begun to kick my ass"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, so we werent prepared"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, so we werent prepared"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, so we werent prepared"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, butNEWLINEI—look, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbageNEWLINEand Ross screams…) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.)NEWLINEAhhh, huh? Unagi"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, Ross is coming in from doing his laundry. He starts foldingNEWLINEit as Chandler enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(not turning around) Chandler. I sensed it was you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Unagi. Im always aware"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Unagi. Im always aware"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, are you aware unagi (does the finger thing) is an eel"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whats up"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I cant figure out what to make Monica"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, why dont you make her one of your little jokes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, why dont you make her one of your little jokes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here thatNEWLINElooks homemade"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yknow what? Shed-shed love this. (Picks up a model ofNEWLINEthe Saturn V rocket, thats the one that took man to the moon.) Uh, its anNEWLINEexact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me toNEWLINEthe moon"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didnt actually land on the moon. ButNEWLINEyou-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and returnNEWLINEsafely. (Apollo 8 was the first one that orbited the moon and the one that read theNEWLINEChristmas Story from the orbit of the moon on Christmas Eve, 1968. They also took theNEWLINEfamous Earthrise picture of the Earth rising over the moon."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait a minute, I cant give this to her"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait a minute, I cant give this to her"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait a minute, I cant give this to her"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait a minute, I cant give this to her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because it says Captain Ross on the side and I hateNEWLINEMonica on the bottom"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out fromNEWLINEbehind the curtains and scream","Line":"Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out fromNEWLINEbehind the curtains and scream…"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"DANGER!!!!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"DANGER!!!!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"DANGER!!!!"},
{"Character":"(Ross screams like a little girl","Line":"Ross screams like a little girl."},
{"Character":"(Ross screams like a little girl","Line":"Ross screams like a little girl."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. (She does the finger thing."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are relaxing in sexual bliss.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow! (To the sock bunny still on his hand.) You are way toNEWLINEyoung to have seen that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in aNEWLINEmonth-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You are totally and completely 100% forgiven"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You are totally and completely 100% forgiven"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We have got to wash that! (Referring to the sock bunny."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah! (Takes it off his hand and throws it behind the night-stand."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah! (Takes it off his hand and throws it behind the night-stand."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought wasNEWLINEtoo expensive"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You have done enough"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You have done enough"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You have done enough"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I wanna wake up early and go get it for you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No you dont—get it in black, not brown"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No you dont—get it in black, not brown"},
{"Character":"(The oven dings","Line":"The oven dings."},
{"Character":"(The oven dings","Line":"The oven dings."},
{"Character":"(The oven dings","Line":"The oven dings."},
{"Character":"(The oven dings","Line":"The oven dings."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oop, your cake is ready"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oop"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oop"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oop"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oop"},
{"Character":"(They both get out of bed and go get some cake","Line":"They both get out of bed and go get some cake."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, its like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake"},
{"Character":"(As they approach the kitchen, the door opens and in walks in a Joey look-a-like","Line":"As they approach the kitchen, the door opens and in walks in a Joey look-a-like."},
{"Character":"(As they approach the kitchen, the door opens and in walks in a Joey look-a-like","Line":"As they approach the kitchen, the door opens and in walks in a Joey look-a-like."},
{"Character":"Joey's Look-A-Like","Line":"Hey Mon! Hey Chann! (He goes to the fridge) JustNEWLINEgettin a soda! (Does so."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who the hell are you?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who the hell are you?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who the hell are you?"},
{"Character":"Joey's Look-A-Like","Line":"Im Joey! How are you doin?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) No! No! No! No! No! How you doin?! How youNEWLINEdoin—Damnit Carl! Go wait in the hall! (Goes into the hall."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who the hell is Carl?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for aNEWLINEmedical research project"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yknow sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you,NEWLINEarent they"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Yknow? TheNEWLINEonly problem is, Carls acting is… (Does the international hand symbol forNEWLINEso-so."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The only problem"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big <i>Minute Maid</i>NEWLINEcommercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messedNEWLINEit up"},
{"Character":"Carl","Line":"(sticking his head back in) Hey, uh can I get a little piece of that cake"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so."}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. TwoNEWLINEidentical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right Carl, were next. Now remember, what is not gonna be"},
{"Character":"Carl","Line":"Another <i>Minute Maid</i> fiasco"},
{"Character":"Carl","Line":"Another <i>Minute Maid</i> fiasco"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right! And what are you not gonna do"},
{"Character":"Carl","Line":"Well, Im not gonna talk because"},
{"Character":"Carl","Line":"Well, Im not gonna talk because"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(gets very angry) Damnit Carl! (Carl goes to say something more, and JoeyNEWLINEsilences him with a grunt."},
{"Character":"The Doctor","Line":"(entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please?NEWLINE(Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats us"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats us"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats us"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats us"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats us"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats us"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats us"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats us"},
{"Character":"The Doctor","Line":"(seeing theyre not identical) But uh, this is a study forNEWLINEidentical twins"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right, $2,000"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right, $2,000"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right, $2,000"},
{"Character":"The Doctor","Line":"But, youre not identical twins"},
{"Character":"The Doctor","Line":"But, youre not identical twins"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit Carl"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit Carl"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" A womens self-defense class, the instructor is just finishing a class.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Okay ladies, that ends todays class, and letsNEWLINEremember, lets be safe out there."},
{"Character":"(The women all clap and start to leave as Ross comes up to the instructor. ApparentlyNEWLINEhe was hiding in the back","Line":"The women all clap and start to leave as Ross comes up to the instructor. ApparentlyNEWLINEhe was hiding in the back."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its a great class"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its a great class"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its a great class"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.)NEWLINEUmm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where theNEWLINEwoman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. No-no. No. What would you do next"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Who? Me the attacker"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Who? Me the attacker"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes thats right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes thats right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes thats right"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I tired attacking two women, did not work"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends.NEWLINEIn fact, I-I-I was married to one of them"},
{"Character":"The Instructor","Line":"Let me get this straight man, you attacked your ex-wife?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldnt. Thats why ImNEWLINEhere. Maybe we could attack them together? (He glares at him.) That-thats a no"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" The street in front of Central Perk, Ross is walking up and sees two women thatNEWLINElook like Phoebe and Rachel from behind.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah-ha, nowhere to run! (He starts to run towards them."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guysNEWLINEhave their couch","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guysNEWLINEhave their couch."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I dont like sitting up here! Im just gonna over… (SheNEWLINEstarts to get up."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(stopping her) No Rachel! They got here first"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(stopping her) No Rachel! They got here first"},
{"Character":"(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready toNEWLINEspring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exteriorNEWLINEview and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside","Line":"Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready toNEWLINEspring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exteriorNEWLINEview and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why is Ross doing that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why is Ross doing that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why is Ross doing that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why is Ross doing that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"DANGER!!!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"DANGER!!!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"DANGER!!!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We should help him"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We should help him"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"We should help him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I… Well, I dont think they need any help"},
{"Character":"(Ross starts to scream and run away. He stops in front of the window of Central Perk toNEWLINEcheck the pursuit and notices Phoebe and Rachel inside looking at him. He mouths,NEWLINEWhat? Then realizes that the women he attacked are closing in so he screamsNEWLINEand runs away","Line":"Ross starts to scream and run away. He stops in front of the window of Central Perk toNEWLINEcheck the pursuit and notices Phoebe and Rachel inside looking at him. He mouths,NEWLINEWhat? Then realizes that the women he attacked are closing in so he screamsNEWLINEand runs away."}]
}
}
}
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