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<p align="center"><b><font size="6">The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work</font></b></p>
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<p align="left">Teleplay by: Peter Tibbals<br>
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Story by: Judd Rubin<br>
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Directed by: Gary Halvorson</p>
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<hr>
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<p align="left">[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Hey!<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> Good morning, Tiger! I'm making you a nice big breakfast so you
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can keep up your strength for tonight. You're gonna get me good and pregnant.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed! I don't
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know what I'm gonna do with my life.<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> Well, I just lost my erection.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> I mean, what am I supposed to do with myself? <br>
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<b>Monica:</b> You're supposed to find your passion in life. You can be whatever
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you wanna be now. It's exciting.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> But it's all so overwhelming. I don't know where to start.
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<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this. You just need to
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be organized. We can make a list of your qualifications, and categorize jobs
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by industry. There could be folders and files! <br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Hey! This is where your hyper-organized-pain-in-the-ass stuff
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pays off!<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> I know!!! My erection is back!</p>
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<p align="center"><b>Opening Titles</b></p>
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<p align="left">[Scene: Central Perk]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> (To Gunther who comes over with coffee and a muffin) Thank you!<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Joey, can I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Okay.<br>
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<b>Phoebe</b> Thank you. (Pours his coffee in a thermos and puts his muffin
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in her purse.) Thank you! <br>
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<b>Joey:</b>: Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> I'm sorry, it's just, I'm a little short on cash. <br>
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<b>Joey:</b> If you want I could loan you some money?<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Oh no, no, no. I learned never to borrow money from friends.
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No, that's why Richard Dreyfuss and I don't speak anymore.<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Oh, hey, how about this? Wanna be an extra on my show?<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> You could do that?<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Yeah, yeah. The pay is pretty good and you could do it for as long
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as you need. <br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Oh my god, I'm gonna be on TV!<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Okay, now. I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and
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exciting as you think.<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, really?<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> No it is awesome!<br>
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(Rachel and Ross enter with Emma)<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Hi guys.<br>
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<b>All:</b> (Adlib hellos)<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce
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her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> She sure does. Why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Well, because if one more person says "what a cute little boy"
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I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna!<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh? She's gonna
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be hotter than peasant blouses and A-line skirts. Can I get a blue bow?<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> (Flipping through bunch of folders as Chandler enters from bathroom)
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Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides, photocopied and highlighted
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key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you can make an informed
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decision.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> How long was I in there?<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> Okay. Let us start with the A's. Advertising.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Wait. Advertising! That's a great idea!<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> Don't you want to look through the rest?<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect
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sense. Sorry you had to waste all this time, though.<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Ooh,
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now I get to use my shredder!<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right?
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"Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy."
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"A grape. Because who can get a water melon in your mouth?"<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> I got one. "Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Honey? Leave it to the pros.<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> I actually know someone in advertising. I grew up with this guy
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who is a vice president at a big agency. Maybe I can get him to meet you? Give
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me the phone.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> "The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones."<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> "Marriage. It's not for everybody."<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Ralph Lauren]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl. <br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.
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<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> I'm just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff . (To the
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guy behind her desk) Who the hell are you!?<br>
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<b>Guy:</b> Who the hell are you?<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> I'm the hell person whose office this is!<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Good one, Rach.<br>
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<b>Guy:</b> I'm Gavin Mitchell, the person who's taken over your job.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Excuse me?<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Oh, your baby's so cute. Why did you put a pink bow on a boy?<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: DOOL set]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Joey, look at me! I'm a nurse!<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Yes you are. I think it may be time for my sponge bath. Sorry,
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I'm just so used to hitting on the extras. So, are you excited about your scene?<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah! But I'm a little shaky and nervous. <br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Oh, relax. Don't be. You'll be fine, you'll be fine. They'll probably
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just make you stand in the back.<br>
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<b>Director:</b> Okay, okay, okay! (To Phoebe) You. Here, come here, here. You're
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gonna take this tray, you're gonna stay on this yellow mark. You're gonna move
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on "action!" You're gonna walk over to the operating table. You're gonna stop
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on that blue mark, you're gonna put the tray down. Don't walk too fast! But
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don't doddle.<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, now. What?<br>
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<b>Director:</b> And...Action!!<br>
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(Phoebe starts walking toward the operating table. Her hands are shaking like
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crazy, causing the tray to rattle.)<br>
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<b>Director:</b> Cut! Cut!<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous.<br>
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<b>Director:</b> Well, don't be.<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, that helps.<br>
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<b>Director:</b> And...Action!<br>
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(Phoebe starts walking towards the table again. She's even more shaky than before
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and almost drops the tray.)<br>
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<b>Director:</b> Cut!<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Hey, you know what? Don't worry, Pheebs! It usually takes me three
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takes too! (Off the director's look) Alright, eight.<br>
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<b>Director:</b> And...Action!<br>
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(Ok, here we go again. Phoebe starts walking toward the operating table, but
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stops every time the tray starts to rattle. She eventually drops it on the floor,
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but finishes the scene anyway by putting the now non-existent tray on the table.)<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Central Perk]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Interviewer:</b> So, do you have any other question about advertising?<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> No, no. But let me show you what I can do. "Bagels and donuts.
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Round food for every mood."<br>
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<b>Interviewer:</b> Monica warned me you might do that. I actually think we
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might have something for you at the agency. <br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Really? That's great!<br>
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<b>Interviewer:</b> It's an unpaid internship.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> It's funny. When you said "unpaid" it sounded like you said
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"unpaid."<br>
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<b>Interviewer:</b> Come on now. Monica has a good job. And it's not like you
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have a family to support.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's gonna wanna
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postpone it. We're supposed to have sex tonight. Actually, she's probably at
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home naked right now. I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me. I can
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just picture her on the bed right now.<br>
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<b>Interviewer:</b> Stop!<br>
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<b>Interviewer:</b> Okay.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Ralph Lauren]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Wait a minute! What do you mean, you're taking over my job?<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Well, while you were on your baby vacation I was doing your job.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something
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sucking on my nipples until they are raw.<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Clearly you've never been to Sandles Paradise Island.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Alright! Don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in
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two weeks! And I want everything back to the way it was. I can't say that I
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care too much for the way you've rearranged my office. <br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> I can't say I care too much for that smell you've brought in with
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you.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Excuse me?<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Rach we have a code brown situation.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Can you please, please take care of it for me?<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Alright, but you have to do one sometime.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Let me just get this straight! So I go have a baby and they send
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some guy in to do my job?<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Well, there was talk of shutting down Ralph Lauren all together.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> That's right. You're very cheeky for a temp. <br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> I'm not a temp. I was transferred here from another department.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Oh yeah, what department was that? The Jerk department?<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Oh, they didn't tell me about your quick wit.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Did they mention that I'm rubber and you're glue?<br>
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<b>Mr. Zelner:</b> (Enters) Gavin, Ralph loved your ideas.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Oh, hi Mr. Zelner.<br>
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<b>Mr. Zelner:</b> Rachel, I see you've met Gavin. I must say, when you left
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us we weren't sure what we were gonna do. But then, Gavin to the rescue. Super
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Gavin!<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> That's great. So now, Super Gavin, when I come back where are
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you planning on flying off to?<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Well, that's up to Mr. Zelner. I'm sure he will make the right
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decision.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> (To herself) Oh, wow. Super ass-kissing power.<br>
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<b>Mr. Zelner:</b> Incidentally, when are you coming back?<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Today.<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> You said two weeks.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> No, I said today! See, for a superhero, not so much with the
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listening.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: DOOL set]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Hey.<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Hey. So, what did he say?<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Well, he can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace
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a word he used a lot, with the word "puppy." Okay, so he said: "If your puppy
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friend doesn't get her puppy act together, I'm gonna fire her mother-puppy ass."<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm not an actor.<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> That's right, you're not. You're a nurse. You're Nurse With Tray.
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<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Joey.<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> No, no. Nurse With Tray doesn't know Joey, she doesn't have time
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for friends. She gets in that operating room and she carries that tray to the
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doctor, because if she doesn't, people die!<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Who dies?<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> (Points to man on operating table) Man With Eye Patch! You get
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in there and you do your job.<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Yes, doctor.<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Okay.<br>
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<b>Director:</b> Okay, let's try this one more time. <br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch, your tray is coming!<br>
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<b>Director:</b> And...Action!<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> (Does the scene) Yes, I did it!!! I nailed it!!! Yay! What's
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next?<br>
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<b>Director:</b> The rest of the scene.<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, from the top, people!<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Ralph Lauren]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Listen. Sudden change of plans. My maternity leave just ended.
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They told me that if I didn't come back today, they were gonna fire me.<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> What? No, that's illegal. I'm gonna have the labor department down
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her so fast they won't even...<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Alright, alright. Calm down Norma Rae. They didn't actually say
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that. I'm just afraid if I don't come back right now this guy's gonna try to
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squeeze me out. <br>
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<b>Ross:</b> What about Emma? We don't have a nanny.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> I know. You know, we're just gonna have to figure out a plan
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tonight. Can you please just take care of her for today?<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Absolutely. Just give me your breast and we'll be on our way.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Come on, I don't know what else to do.<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Fine, fine. (To Emma) We'll have fun, won't we? Yes, we will, yes
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we will. (Gives her a kiss, and the pink bow tapes itself to his head.)<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Ross?<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Huh?<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> You're pretty.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Monica's] <br>
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<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Whatever I decide to do, I'm gonna be starting a career from
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scratch. It's gonna be a while before I make a living at it. Maybe now is not
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the right time to be starting a family.<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> So you have to tell Monica you don't want to have a baby right
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now?<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Yeah. <br>
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<b>Ross:</b> (Hugs Chandler) Good-bye.<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> (Enters) Okay, it's baby time. Pants off Bing. (Sees Ross) Didn't
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see you there Geller. <br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, Ross is here so...<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Yeah, and I was really hoping that I could hang out. What do you
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feel like doing?<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> We're gonna have sex.<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> I don't feel like having sex. Maybe we can watch a movie or something.<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> Let me put it this way. We're having sex whether you're here
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or not.<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Pants off Bing!<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Ralph Lauren]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Alright. Now that I'm back, why don't you just fill me in on
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what you've been up to?<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Well, I've changed your screensaver from that picture of *Nsync.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Hey, they were popular when I left!<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Also, I've just been working on this big presentation for tomorrow.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Well, I should be involved in that, so why don't you get me up
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to speed?<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> That's gonna take weeks. Why don't just let me take care of the
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presentation?<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Oh, no no no no. I see what you're doing here, alright, listen,
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this is my job buddy. Okay, I've had it for five years, and I know how it works,
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so why don't you just catch me up!<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Fine. <br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> (Sits down in her chair) Oh god. You've totally messed with the
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back support of my chair. How do you fix this?<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Hey, you've been here five years, you figure it out.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Fine, I will. (Pushes that button thing on the chair that makes
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it "collapse") Alright, fill me in! <br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Hey.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Hey.<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> You have a blue tie that would go with this? Emma spit up on mine.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Oh, yeah. But you have to give it back if I get a job. Of course,
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by that time in the future ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver
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jump suits.<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> (Enters from the bedroom) Hi, good morning lover. I gotta say
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after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees.<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> Here's an idea. You walk into a room...take a quick scan!<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> (To Ross) Sorry. (To Chandler) But I kind of have this feeling
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that we may have made a baby last night.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Oh god, I have to tell you something. You're not pregnant.
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<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> What are you talking about?<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> That thing that I have to do to make a baby. I faked it.<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> What!? You faked it?<br>
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<b>Ross:</b> You know what? I don't need a tie. I mean, it's better, open collar.
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You know, it's more casual (He leaves.)<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: DOOL set]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Joey, listen. I can't do this, it doesn't make any sense. Yesterday
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I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Oh, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's
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okay. <br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance
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as the nurse. And now suddenly I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans.
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<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Maybe you are a nurse, but you moonlight as a waitress.<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Uhuh. Because I'm a single mother, supporting my two children.<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Nice.<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Wait a minute. Dr. Drake Ramoray and I work at the same hospital.
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Wouldn't I come over to say hi to him?<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> No, no. See, you and Drake are having a fight. <br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> About what?<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> He slept with you and then never called you.<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> And I just wanted a new daddy for Davy and Becky.<br>
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<b>Director:</b> Okay, okay, from the top. And...Action!<br>
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<b>Man:</b> So, I'm surprised you agreed to have lunch with me.<br>
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<b>Joey/Drake:</b> I'm surprised to, but yet here I am.<br>
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(Phoebe walks by and slaps him.)<br>
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<b>Director:</b> Cut, cut! What are you doing!?<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, well, I'm very angry at him, because he slept with me and
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never called me back.<br>
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<b>Extra:</b> Me too!<br>
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<b>Another extra:</b> Me too!<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Oh, calm down! She means on the show! We need some new extras around
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here!<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> (Enters) Wow, you're here already.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Yes. Emma and I came in a little early to do research on the
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presentation. I actually made a few changes, but I think I'm caught up on everything.
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So ask me anything!<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> How do you fix the chair?<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Except that! (Mr. Zelner enters) Oh, hello, Mr. Zelner. We're
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all ready for our presentation this afternoon.<br>
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<b>Mr. Zelner:</b> Good, because it's in ten minutes.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> What? I can't do that! I have the baby, and Ross is not gonna
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pick her up for another hour.<br>
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<b>Mr. Zelner:</b> Well, then Gavin can give the presentation, okay, we have
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to do it now. Ralph needs to leave early today. He's going helicopter shopping.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Well, there you go. You win, you win. You get to do the presentation,
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you'll knock 'em dead, no one will ever remember that I worked here, and then
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Ralph will buy his helicopter, and Super Gavin will just fly right along side
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of him!<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> You can do the presentation.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> No, I can't, I have a baby.<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> I'll watch her.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Why would you do that?<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> Because you've worked really hard, and it's your job, and you're
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a little crazy.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> That's really nice.<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> I should tell you that crying women make me very uncomfortable.<br>
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<b>Rachel:</b> Then you're not gonna like what's coming. (Starts crying) I'm
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sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thank you, thank you.<br>
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<b>Gavin:</b> I'm really fine, don't worry, I'm great with children. (To Emma)
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Gavin Mitchell. Pleased to meet you. <br>
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<br>
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[Scene: DOOL set]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Please don't fire my friend. Just let me talk to her.<br>
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<b>Director:</b> Okay, okay. But this is her last chance. <br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Thank you, thank you. How about I do something for you? Tomorrow,
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I'll bring you a hat, cover up the bald?<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> Hey, listen Pheebs. I was just talking to the director, and he
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was thinking, maybe this time you don't hit Drake, you just wait on the tables?<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> I can't do that. I'm an actor. I have a process.<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> You're a masseuse. You have a table with a hole in it.<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Wait a minute, I see what's happening here. You're threatened.
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<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> What?<br>
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<b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, I'm so good in this scene that I'm stealing focus from
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you. Well, rise to the challenge Tribianni 'cause I just raised the bar. Come
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join me up here!<br>
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<b>Joey:</b> (To the director) Yeah, you can fire her, but I would call security,
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she won't go easy.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> You faked it? You couldn't have faked it!<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Oh yes you can. You just make the faces and the noises. <br>
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<b>Monica:</b> Guys can fake it? Unbelievable. The one thing that's ours! Besides,
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why would you fake it when we're trying to have a baby?<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> That's actually why. Look, I'm starting a whole new career
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now, and I'm not saying that I don't want to have a baby, I'm just saying maybe
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we could wait a little while.<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> Like a month?<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Or a year?<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> Really, you want to wait a year?<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> It could be less than a year. I mean, you've heard my stuff.
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"Pants. Like shorts, but longer." (Pause) It'll probably be more than a year.
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<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> I really wanna have a baby.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, me too. Look, I'll just get my old job back. <br>
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<b>Monica:</b> No, I want you to have a job that you love. Not statistical analysis
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and data reconfiguration.<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> I quit and you learn what I do?<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> It's just, I think, there's never gonna be a right time to have
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a baby. I mean, now you're unemployed and in a little while you'll find a new
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job that'll keep you really busy. There's always gonna be a reason not to do
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this, but I think once the baby comes, forget about all those reasons. <br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> I guess. It's always gonna be scary when we have a baby. <br>
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<b>Monica:</b> It's gonna be really scary. I mean, god. When we have a baby,
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there's gonna be so much that we're not able to control. I mean, the apartment's
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gonna be a mess, I won't have time to clean it. What if the baby gets into the
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ribbon drawer? Messes up all the ribbons?! What if there's no room for a ribbon
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drawer, because the baby's stuff takes up all the space!? Where will all the
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ribbons go!?!<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Should we go make a baby right now before you change your mind?<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> Yes, please!<br>
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<b>Chandler:</b> Oh, and I promise, I will not fake it this time.<br>
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<b>Monica:</b> I wish I could say the same. I'm a little shook up!</p>
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<p align="center"><b>Closing credits</b></p>
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<p align="left">[Scene: DOOL set]<br>
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<br>
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<b>Joey/Drake:</b> I know you botched that operation on purpose. I can't prove
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it yet, but when I do, you'll be going to jail for murder. I don't care if you
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are my brother.<br>
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<b>Man:</b> I'm not your brother.<br>
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<b>Phoebe/Waitress:</b> What about my children Drake?! Huh!? (She starts running
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around on the set with a security guy chasing her) No!! No!! No! God!</p>
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