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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Joey","Rachel","Supervisor","Phoebe","Ross","Mr. Geller","Monica","","Earl","<strong>Guy","The Hey Guy Guy","Chandler","(They confer again"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not havingNEWLINEmuch luck at it as Joey enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you doing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you doing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughs) Why would you want to do that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughs) Why would you want to do that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So that there will be a decent place for me to sit"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, there is a decent place to"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, there is a decent place to"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, there is a decent place to"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on, help me move this"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. Rosita does not move"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im sorry, Rosita? As in"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im sorry, Rosita? As in"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"As in Rosita does not move"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"As in Rosita does not move"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, its just a chair! Whats the big deal"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, its just a chair! Whats the big deal"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom toNEWLINEthe kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming offNEWLINEof Stevie"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Stevie the TV"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Stevie the TV"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Stevie the TV"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(glaring at her) Is there a problem"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(glaring at her) Is there a problem"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.)NEWLINEOh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pullingNEWLINEon the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel isNEWLINEapologizing to him.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, Joey I am so sorry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted toNEWLINEmove your mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, come on—Joey, Ill buy you a new one! All right?NEWLINEWell go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(slowly turning and glaring at her) Shes not even cold yet"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(slowly turning and glaring at her) Shes not even cold yet"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But dont you think Rosita wouldve wanted you to move on? INEWLINEmean yknow, she did always put…your comfort first"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats true"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats true"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats true"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats true"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats true"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats true"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats true"},
{"Character":"(Rachel turns for the door and makes the Wow! face","Line":"Rachel turns for the door and makes the Wow! face."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I… (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her likeNEWLINEthis"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by theNEWLINEsupervisor.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try toNEWLINEsell as much toner as you possibly can"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(laughs) Why dont we do a trial run"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(laughs) Why dont we do a trial run"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from theNEWLINEscript.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supplyNEWLINEmanager please"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Im the supply manager"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Im the supply manager"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Im the supply manager"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"We dont need any toner"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"We dont need any toner"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"We dont need any toner"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh okay, well Im sorry to bother you. Bye-bye. (Hangs up theNEWLINEphone.) Yeah youre right, this is easy"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Okay, what was wrong with that call"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Okay, what was wrong with that call"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh well, all right…um, no offense, but you were kind of rude"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Theyre always going to tell you they dont need toner,NEWLINEbut thats okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in thisNEWLINEscript"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any lastNEWLINEquestions"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross and Monicas parents garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to goNEWLINEthrough their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Im here"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Im here"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Monica) Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Monica) Hey"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Hi. God, it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out toNEWLINEwatch me work"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, its time for a new family to start their memories hereNEWLINEand hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and theNEWLINEasbestos in the ceiling"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Lets grab our stuff and get the hell out of here"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Lets grab our stuff and get the hell out of here"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, thats okay, I cant wait to see everything again! All ofNEWLINEthe memories"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I doNEWLINEknow there are six or seven <i>Easy Bake Ovens</i> in the attic"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I used to love to play restaurant"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I used to love to play restaurant"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I used to love to play restaurant"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a lightNEWLINEbulb to cook brownies! (She goes to the attic."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"So, I think your boxes are over here. (They walk over toNEWLINEthem."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"So, I think your boxes are over here. (They walk over toNEWLINEthem."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Great! (Finds a pack of cigarettes.) Wait, dad who-whosNEWLINEcigarettes are these"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I dont know. They-they must be your mothers, but please,NEWLINEplease dont ask her. Ill throw these away. (He puts them in his pocket as RossNEWLINEfinds something of interest in one of his boxes."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad, (reading his grades)NEWLINEMath, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym…(He puts it away and finds something else.)NEWLINEOooh, my rock polisher"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its a clown kit! Clown kit"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its a clown kit! Clown kit"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, the white seems to be untouched. (He throws it back into theNEWLINEbox as Mr. Geller moves a tarp and makes a discovery.) Uh-oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Yknow how the garage floods every Spring"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How are you ever going to sell this place"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How are you ever going to sell this place"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I think I accidentally used Monicas boxes to keep the waterNEWLINEaway from the <i>Porsche</i>"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh no. Dad! Dad! What…(He goes to open one of her boxes and it ripsNEWLINEapart.) Oh God…everythings ruined! Dad, shes gonna be crushed"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You dont secretly smoke do you"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You dont secretly smoke do you"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You dont secretly smoke do you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"So its just your mother then"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Okay, so…no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No-no wait-wait! I cant just let you hang up! Just please talk toNEWLINEme"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Well…I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in hisNEWLINEoffice that reads, Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.) I guess I could push itNEWLINEback"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Its just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at thisNEWLINEmeaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"I-Im sorry"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"I-Im sorry"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"I-Im sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No look, I-Im sure that people know you exist"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talkingNEWLINEto you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up fromNEWLINEtheir desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh,NEWLINEIm gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) IllNEWLINEget back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge!NEWLINE(Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on theNEWLINEwall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (ToNEWLINEPhoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" The Gellers Garage, continued from earlier. Ross and Mr. Geller are stillNEWLINEdeciding what to do.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it onNEWLINEpurpose"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry andNEWLINEall hers is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes herNEWLINEthink you guys love me more than you love her"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh my God, does she really thinks that"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh my God, does she really thinks that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, can you blame her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, can you blame her"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored youNEWLINEunconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories andNEWLINEdamnit, were gonna give her some! Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes. Okay?NEWLINEWell-well take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hersNEWLINEwell-well put em in there."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Like uh yknow like this! This! (He picks up one of those artNEWLINEprojects that kids make in kindergarten and first grade.) She-she couldve made this"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Right? And this! (He picks up a trophy) She-she couldve won this"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(grabbing a glove) This couldve been hers"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(grabbing a glove) This couldve been hers"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Your make-up kit? Id feel better"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Your make-up kit? Id feel better"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is thatNEWLINEyoure not alone, alright? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of herNEWLINEcoworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him."},
{"Character":"<strong>Guy","Line":"/strong> (walking past Earls desk) Hey guy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, what was that? That sounded like someone being nice to you"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"No! Thats just the Hey Guy guy. He says that toNEWLINEeverybody! Hes the worst! Id like to take him with me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right. So Earl, lets just forget about the people at theNEWLINEoffice, okay? There-theres gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking aroundNEWLINEfor! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh sorry, boyfriend"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh sorry, boyfriend"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, whatever! Anything"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, whatever! Anything"},
{"Character":"The Hey Guy Guy","Line":"Hey guy"},
{"Character":"The Hey Guy Guy","Line":"Hey guy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, hes gotta go"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, hes gotta go"},
{"Character":"Earl","Line":"Okay, I should, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See ya.NEWLINE(Hangs up."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! Im not finished yet! Dont! Dont you dare hang upNEWLINEon me!!"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(walking by and overhearing that) (to the rest of the staff) The newNEWLINEgirls good"},
{"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(walking by and overhearing that) (to the rest of the staff) The newNEWLINEgirls good"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as RachelNEWLINEenters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rollingNEWLINEmassage, and speakers in the head rest"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times theyNEWLINEwont even let me in the store anymore"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well what if I told you you can do it in my apartment"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well what if I told you you can do it in my apartment"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(excitedly) Are you telling me that you bought the chair that isNEWLINEmaking all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair ofNEWLINEthe Year"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I just purchased the <i>La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000</i>. (Which is an actualNEWLINEproduct by the way, Im not sure about the 3000 part."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thats awesome! Thats great! What made you do it?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thats awesome! Thats great! What made you do it?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thats awesome! Thats great! What made you do it?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I thought I broke Joeys chair! Thats why I replacedNEWLINEit with mine"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo! (Laughs) Angels"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo! (Laughs) Angels"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo! (Laughs) Angels"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo! (Laughs) Angels"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Im gettin my chair back! (Heads for Joey andNEWLINERachels."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Wh-hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Wh-hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Wh-hey"},
{"Character":"(They enter Joey and Rachels to find that Joey has broken Chandlers chair","Line":"They enter Joey and Rachels to find that Joey has broken Chandlers chair."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, it looks like it wasnt healed after all! Yeah! So, I guessNEWLINEthis chair is mine now! (Sits down in it and groans."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey you broke my chair!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey you broke my chair!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey you broke my chair!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, there was no miracle?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, there was no miracle?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, there was no miracle?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No Joe, no miracle"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No Joe, no miracle"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im soNEWLINEglad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right?NEWLINEThat is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think I should get the chair"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think I should get the chair"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think I should get the chair"},
{"Character":"(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion","Line":"Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion."},
{"Character":"(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion","Line":"Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you figure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you figure"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points toNEWLINERachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, wheres the logic in that?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, wheres the logic in that?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough toNEWLINEbreak a chair in half"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing"},
{"Character":"(Joey whispers in Rachels ear to confirm his response","Line":"Joey whispers in Rachels ear to confirm his response."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you guys? Like a gang or something?"},
{"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."},
{"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."},
{"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."},
{"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! We are"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! We are"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! We are"},
{"Character":"(Rachel whispers in Joeys ear","Line":"Rachel whispers in Joeys ear."},
{"Character":"(Rachel whispers in Joeys ear","Line":"Rachel whispers in Joeys ear."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Were the Cobras"}]
},
"9":{
"SceneDescription":" The Gellers Garage, Monica is picking through her ruined childhoodNEWLINEheirlooms with Ross.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, this is terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (SheNEWLINEpicks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and INEWLINEdont even know what it is! Ohh, its still soft. (She rubs it against herNEWLINEcheek.) What do you think this is"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right. I think it was a mouse"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right. I think it was a mouse"},
{"Character":"(Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Rosss sweater toNEWLINEclean them","Line":"Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Rosss sweater toNEWLINEclean them."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(entering) How are you honey"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(entering) How are you honey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories.NEWLINEYou love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face"},
{"Character":"(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica","Line":"Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica."},
{"Character":"(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica","Line":"Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica."},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, Im sorryNEWLINEabout everything that happened and Id probably never be able to make it up to you,NEWLINEbut heres a start. (He hands her a small box."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening it) Whats this"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening it) Whats this"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening it) Whats this"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Its the key to my <i>Porsche</i>. Well, the key to your <i>Porsche</i>"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(shocked) What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(shocked) What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(shocked) What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(shocked) What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(even more shocked) What?!!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(even more shocked) What?!!"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Ive been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving itNEWLINEthe other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mothers right, I doNEWLINElook like an ass"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait, youre giving me your <i>Porsche</i>, youre kidding meNEWLINEright?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well w-w-w-w-wait, w-wait, wait, wait a minute! I mean a couple of stupidNEWLINEboxes get wet and she gets a <i>Porsche</i>?"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, what about me?! Im a medical marvel!"}]
}
}
},
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