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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Monica","Chandler","(They change places","Rachel","Joey","Ross","Phoebe","The Pastor","The Casting Director","Frank Sr.","(Silence ensues","Yeah"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! SoNEWLINEgood for Monica!"},
{"Character":"(Chandler picks up the timer being used and turns it to zero at which it chimes","Line":"Chandler picks up the timer being used and turns it to zero at which it chimes."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That was a half an hour"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That was a half an hour"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's your timer"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's your timer"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's your timer"},
{"Character":"(They change places","Line":"They change places."},
{"Character":"(They change places","Line":"They change places."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the bestNEWLINEmassages"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, then massage me up right nice"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, then massage me up right nice"},
{"Character":"(She starts the massage, only she is doing extremely hard and Chandler is gasping inNEWLINEpain","Line":"She starts the massage, only she is doing extremely hard and Chandler is gasping inNEWLINEpain."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's so good, isn't it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's so good, isn't it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Say good-bye to sore muscles"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Say good-bye to sore muscles"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Good-bye muscles!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Good-bye muscles!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Good-bye muscles!"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" <i>Bloomingdale's</i>, Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuffNEWLINEright after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs aNEWLINEbag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? A purse"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? A purse"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? A purse"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? A purse"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? A purse"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? A purse"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It looks like a women's purse"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It looks like a women's purse"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the springNEWLINEcatalog. Look. (Shows him.) See look, men, carrying the bag"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder andNEWLINElooks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purseNEWLINElooks good on me, a man"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Exactly! Unisex"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Exactly! Unisex"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Exactly! Unisex"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Exactly! Unisex"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Exactly! Unisex"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Exactly! Unisex"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I ain't gonna say no to that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I ain't gonna say no to that"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his newNEWLINEbag.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"(As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other inNEWLINEshock","Line":"As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other inNEWLINEshock."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow! You look just like your son Mrs. Tribbiani"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it justNEWLINElooked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all yourNEWLINEstuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is notNEWLINEuntil tomorrow"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. (Removes a sandwich and startsNEWLINEeating."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why would I return it? I love this bag"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why would I return it? I love this bag"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, then you owe me $350"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cardsNEWLINEthat come with the bag."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(glaring at him) Joey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(glaring at him) Joey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(glaring at him) Joey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(glaring at him) Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I amNEWLINEdefinitely gonna get thanks to you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's the part, Anti-man"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's the part, Anti-man"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's the part, Anti-man"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, don't listen to them. I think it's sexy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"U-N-I-sexy? (Smiles provocatively.)"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"U-N-I-sexy? (Smiles provocatively.)"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" The Funeral Home, continued from earlier. Phoebe is returning after looking forNEWLINEher father.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, did you catch him?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wh-what did he say?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wh-what did he say?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He said, Nice to meet you Glenda. (They stare at her,NEWLINEdumbfounded) Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why?! Why not?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why?! Why not?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why?! Why not?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why?! Why not?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here! What do you think? He'sNEWLINEgonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What did you say to him"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What did you say to him"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What did you say to him"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person ofNEWLINEFrancis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee houseNEWLINElater"},
{"Character":"The Pastor","Line":"Could everyone please take their seats"},
{"Character":"The Pastor","Line":"Could everyone please take their seats"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, well, I just can't think about that right now. I just wannaNEWLINEsay good-bye to my Grandma"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, let's go say good-bye"},
{"Character":"(They put on their glasses and try to find their way to their seats","Line":"They put on their glasses and try to find their way to their seats."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey's audition, he is with bag.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Any time you're ready, Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(reading from the script) Well, you must be new here. Why don't we get aNEWLINEtable and I'll buy you a drink"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"(stopping him) I'm sorry. Could you, could you try itNEWLINEwithout the purse"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be newNEWLINEhere. Maybe we should<6C>I'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks aNEWLINEquestion."},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Sure. What"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Sure. What"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Sure. What"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Sure. What"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Sure. What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, first it's not a purse"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, first it's not a purse"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okay, anytime"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man'sNEWLINEbag"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okayyyy! Anddd, go"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okayyyy! Anddd, go"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okayyyy! Anddd, go"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right look, let me show you the catalog! (Does so.) See? Huh? It's theNEWLINElatest thing! Everyone's got one! Men! Women! Children! Everyone's carrying them"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Umm, do you sell these bags"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Umm, do you sell these bags"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Noooo. No-no-no, these babies sell themselves"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okay! Thank you! That was great"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okay! Thank you! That was great"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah but I didn<64>t read anything"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah but I didn<64>t read anything"},
{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"I think we've seen enough"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay! All right, I'll see ya. (As he's walking off stage.) (Patting theNEWLINEbag.) We got it! We got it"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Frank Sr. is just arriving.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, thank you for meeting with me"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Thank you. All right"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Thank you. All right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come, sit. (He's hesitant.) Sit. (Still hesitating.) Sit! (He sits onNEWLINEthe arm of the couch.) Umm, all righty, before we get started I just<73>I need you toNEWLINEstate for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Oh yes. Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Oh yes. Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"So, what did Francis leave me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yes. Yes. Yeah<61>no. She did. She left you umm, (looking in herNEWLINEpurse) this lipstick"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Oh. Huh. It's huh, well it's (opens it) oh it's<>ew used. Umm,NEWLINEcool"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Oh. Huh. It's huh, well it's (opens it) oh it's<>ew used. Umm,NEWLINEcool"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out myNEWLINEofficial forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) YouNEWLINEand uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yes, yes I was"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yes, yes I was"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yes, yes I was"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium,NEWLINEor C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"It really says that?"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"It really says that?"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"It really says that?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. See? (Quickly shows him."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. See? (Quickly shows him."},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Well then I guess then I-I would I would have to say C"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Okay, reasons for abandonment, A.NEWLINETop secret government work, B. Amnesia, or C. Or you're just a selfish, irresponsible bad,NEWLINEbad man"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up toNEWLINEleave.) But umm<6D> Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you giveNEWLINELilly that, please? (Hands her a note."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Well Lilly, when you see Lilly would you give her that, that note?NEWLINEBecause I wanted to talk to her at the memorial but, well I pictured her getting mad at meNEWLINEthe way you got mad at me and I well, I chickened out. So, uh, I wrote her that note,NEWLINEwould you give it to her please"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But you-you-you came to see Lilly"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But you-you-you came to see Lilly"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yeah, yeah. Why"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yeah, yeah. Why"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yeah, yeah. Why"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Lilly's dead. (He looks up in shock."},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"She what?"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"She what?"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"She what?"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"She what?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She's dead"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She's dead"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Are you sure"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Are you sure"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if she isn't then cremating her was a big mistake"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"I can't believe this. I just<73>I can't believe this.NEWLINEHow-how<6F>Oh my God. How long ago"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"17 years ago"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"17 years ago"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"17 years ago"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"17 years ago"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"17 years ago"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"17 years ago"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Oh! What about, what about the girls"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, Ursula is a waitress and-and she lives in Soho. And Phoebe,NEWLINE(pause) is on this couch"},
{"Character":"(Silence ensues","Line":"Silence ensues."},
{"Character":"(Silence ensues","Line":"Silence ensues."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yep, lipstick and a daughter, big day for you"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Phoebe, I-I-I-umm, (Sits down next to her and brushes against herNEWLINEleg.) Oops. (He backs up.) I just, I-I-I-I don<6F>t, I don<6F>t know what to say. INEWLINEjust can't believe that you're my daughter, you're so pretty"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, veryNEWLINEsorry that I left"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y'know what, it doesn<73>t matter what you say it's not gonna make aNEWLINEdifference anyway, so you can just go"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"All right. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"All right. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's a defense"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's a defense"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's a defense"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's a defense"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers onNEWLINEbackwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You make up songs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You make up songs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You make up songs"},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how didNEWLINEit, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)"},
{"Character":"<i>Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.<br>NEWLINEWhy won't you go to sleep?<br>NEWLINESleepy girl, sleepy girl.<br>NEWLINEYou're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! </i>(Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)<i></","Line":"i>Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.<br>NEWLINEWhy won't you go to sleep?<br>NEWLINESleepy girl, sleepy girl.<br>NEWLINEYou're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! </i>(Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)<i></i"},
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{"Character":"(Phoebe is trying not to smile. He moves closer and very shyly holds out his hand andNEWLINEturns his head, hoping for Phoebe to take his hand. She doesn't","Line":"Phoebe is trying not to smile. He moves closer and very shyly holds out his hand andNEWLINEturns his head, hoping for Phoebe to take his hand. She doesn't."},
{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. So, umm<6D> (BacksNEWLINEaway."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I am. (Moves over and takes his hand."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I am. (Moves over and takes his hand."},
{"Character":"(She holds his hand for a little while then","Line":"She holds his hand for a little while then<65>"},
{"Character":"(She holds his hand for a little while then","Line":"She holds his hand for a little while then<65>"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back."}]
}
}
},
"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Joey's Bag.html"}